China Blog #1 : The Transfer

[Kaindeed]

No one's commented on this video for the past two years.

I just feel like saying hi.

Hi Jazza.

[jessyanzio]

Oh yes, I've touched those nips.

[trekkerbud]

Ha, sorry for the stressful voyage, but Star Trek on loop doesn't sound bad to me. :-)

[MissYau]

LOL Jazz this made me laugh so much!

I find it really upsetting though that I'M the one who's ended up being WAY MORE OBSESSED about YOU.

And bless your cotton socks! I had no idea about your horrific transfer in Frankfurt.

Anyway, hope you read these comments :)

See you in class!

[namagnes327]

哈囉 hahaha.

Hong Kong is even hotter than Nanjing. :[]anyways, hope you enjoy your trip :D

[StupidVlogPerson]

The heat hit me when i went to Egypt, Luxor. Only it was 50 degrees there! :P

LOL

[Capoyi]

How did you get on youtube? China blocked it! And so does facebook and twiter :c

Have fun though, you can get a tan :D

[CallidoraLBlack]

I too have run through the Frankfurt Airport however I was coming home from a trip. Two of my friends, who somehow made it to the plane before the rest of us were told that no one was going to wait for us and thus we might get left in Germany. Thankfully we made it and got home on schedule (sort of).

[bittersweetness321]

if you provided the water for the nile you'd probably look more like violet from willy wonka... at least it'd be quicker to get from ur late flight... you cud just roll :-p might make baggage handling a little tricky though...

and meh who cares about the quality :-p

[CassG08]

aww, fan boy jazza :P

lolz, that phone call was like ring... :D I shouldn't smile about that :(

[OhAdunDunDun]

Aw, sorry your trip started off crappy but, I love your little chest hairs! :D

[nemocherries]

ohhhhhh sexy jazza topless lol

[ZoeMoi]

Isn't it the Jazza-way to end a vlog with your name on a black background and a soundclip from the vlog? like a little thing you said, which sounds funny out of context?

[juanpablofx]

Hope your time gets better and you do(n't) find some shirts to wear ;)

[jv8999]

yeaaaa take it off Jazza!

[ravenclawconfused14]

your white bored idea is very cool... i might steal it to practice my kanji... i was very lazy this summer as well :p

[Fuzzzeeee]

Jazza is so awkward in this video, bless him.

[mrfetchfetish]

You sound swedish

[JoelJoel321]

aaah, classic.

[poeven]

lol.. you know they dont speak english in sweden, right?! :)

[OrgasmandTea]

Haha I got back from Mallorca recently....air con is DEFINATELY a must have for survival lol....except the first night I left it on too high and woke up shivering because of the wafer thin sheets they have there xD vlog was fine dont put yourself down all the time

[superkitten]

Lovely as your chest is Jazza- please wear some form of shirt... It's a bit distracting for my brain and I would like to catch the interesting things you're saying without having to watch several times over! :P

I hope you adjust to the temperature over there swiftly... Keep your AirCon on as low as you can bear. Although if you're anything like my mother is you'll have pushed through and be acclimatised already (lucky thing). Take care sir.

[Chrisindapurplehouse]

I loved meeting u at SITC. Ur very informative on well everything. Ur like a fountain of knowledge and the best tour guide ever

[Chrisindapurplehouse]

Star Treks a good film but im not sure i could watch it on loop i love it when u fly somewhere hot and ur hit by that hot air and visa versa especially when u come back to Glasgow after uve gotten sun burn its refreshing to get warmed after being somewhere cold and to cooled after being somewhere hot

[c0capop]

i love my air-con too!

have fun and i hope you can watch youtube vids :p! xx

[BretterThanRealLife]

Oh Garbo! I remember that conversation. Two people with weird names, one stalking the other. Sounds fun.

Also, I'd take 30 degree heat over Manchunian weather anyday. MY CLOTHES DON'T DRY

[Smogget]

I'll will some cool Wisconsin air your way :)

[Readera]

feel better! Don't drink Ice water, it doesn't hydrate as well.

[Readera]

Poor britts, come live in the US south in summer. Or Texas (100 average farenhight or 38 celcius)

[Devotchka24]

te acostumbraras al calor solo recuerda tomar mucha mucha agua. Cuídate.un beso.

[theliningissilver]

yeah, 86 F isn't bad where I live.

It was about 95, today.

[spectrem]

So turns out 30 C = 86 F

Dang you would never survive where I live! haha

[Daria076]

couple weeks ago I went to Volgograd in Russia... when I arrived there it was 30+ ...in the day it was up to 40 and in the night 30!!! So glad to be back to "London weather" (just as I thought that, the voice of some woman from GMTV or something spoke the words in my head) hah.. oh fun.

Thanks for the update Jazza, hope you have great time over there!

[sihamlovesyou2]

30 degrees? c'mon! you pansy.

i kid of course

i think its fair to say miss yao not only knows who you are, but stalks you. that was her on the phone, she has a sense whenever you think of her / are partly[?] undressed

[JTPanic]

Hang in there Jazza!

[ehvee1]

Jazza, I'd love for you to end your blogs by teaching us some chinese phrase...

[Readera]

oh, me too!

[Navs1231]

agreed

[nwadgnikaerb]

Miss Yao? hm, i'm going to have to figure out how that screen name of hers goes so i can youtube stalk her as well, jazza style

[magneticmax]

lol ther is no good way to end a video lol sexy chest

[ZFroggirl]

sorry bout the heat! sounds overwhelming but awesome. wishing you the best of luck!

Zo

[Rotelinie]

Muchas gracias por tus informaciones.

[RogueBlueJay]

oh wow! A real phone! A real... Landline, phone! Wow!

lulz

[Insanity182]

"Source of the nile", LMAO, I love you Jazza! Haha! =)

[Lightscameraashlee]

owhhhh i do miss you Uncle Jazza.

[BrianLeeUSA]

thanks for making a vid, good to see you got there in one peice...to bad about the heat,,,,

[cheekychen]

i like the chill vlogs. glad you're having fun :]

[eibbore]

You'll get used to the heat. It takes a while but suddenly you'll just live with it.

[dafttool]

"The source of the Nile"? hehe Glad you got there safely.

[TomSPerkins]

Great to see you Jazza. See you in the next vlog!

[omgitsmegx]

Good luck in China!!

[giantlawnmower]

I think low quality vlogs are endearing - trust me!

[Elrich89]

The expression on your face when you answered the phone.

Oh God. *takes deep breath*

What was wrong with the call??

[NeRdPoTtErFrEaK13]

"It was like I was the source of the Nile or something." that made me laugh

[keinukeiju]

Random phone call in the middle of the video = pure gold. :D Haha!

Hoping you have the best possible time in China and also that you don't end up having a heatstroke.

[norbaclove]

Haven't you had a horrible time in Frankfurt last time you went to China too? I'm so sorry that my country seems to be bad luck for you. :D At least it was a short stay this time.

[MROforever]

It might have been awful getting there, but now you are there, are you happy???

[asimplecadence]

Sounds like my move-in day. I was drenched it sweat just sitting there.

LOL, good like with being Ms. Yao's friend.

[misswilliammoseley]

why are you in China?

[Thisisace]

Jazza, don't worry about getting your vlogs perfect. It's just interesting for us to keep up with what you're doing.

Bit worried that one of the first Related Videos is:

"A Titillating Horror Sit-Com" ;-)

[cukkc]

which would you prefer the rain n manchester or the heat in china??

more jazza more!!!!

hope it all goes well =0]

[RejandLauren]

Awh Jazza, Sorry about your bad start =[ have fun in China thou xx ^_^

[jiklar]

lol It amuses me how mature your viewers are. (Either I just had a stroke or there was lightning in the middle of the day just now.)

Good luck in China.

[hollium]

Jazza has flaaaaaaaaab.

x]

[MattXLink]

If you want rid off the black bars at the bottom and the top of the video then put this in your tags, without the quotes "yt:crop=16:9" I just thought I'd help out since It helps me a few times.

Good luck in China Jazza :D

[itiselizabeth]

Hope your bag turns up ok and you settle in well. Meeting youtubers you admire who might not know you shouldn't be too hard although the bonus of being on such a strange similar experience might make it stranger.

My best friend's brother is in Gongyi in China this next year teaching English and is blogging so it's going to be cool to follow both of you through different forms of communication.

Hope all is well, :)

[Sam4God]

lmao! i've been to Dubai a few times and it SO SO HOT! like 40 degrees no joke! but 30 is still a lot, i can understand your pain! lol i hate hot weather.

hope you enjoy your time there though :)

[yobboblogging]

Nice video :) You're really good at telling stories

[xPwnyTailx]

Young man put a shirt on!

[RejandLauren]

^_^ lol XD

[PKMNnerdfighter]

Hey Jazza. Sorry it's so horrible out there. You'll a) get used to it and b) feel better when the jetlag leaves. Take care. <3

[NichisStuff]

I like that kind of video quality. You just talking about your trip is fine with me. I also appreciate the amount of skin. Just sayin'.

[avfischer23]

aw jazza... have fun in china!

i'm sure you're going to be just fine! after a week of living in china i'm sure your chinese will be back to where it was, and you'll be speaking more than fluently in no time! i'm looking forward to more updates =]

[crimsong19]

At least you've arrived, Jazza.

[Agriking]

One is pleased that you are now able to post videos, even if they are naked vlogs.

[maea05]

I hate running at the airport but this has happened to me one too many a time. I get to the plain with like a mini heart attack and serious chest pains. Yes, I'm a lazy ass XD

Sorry about the heat, I don't mind it as where I'm from, it gets to 40 degrees and past sometimes. And in Hungary during the summer, 32 degrees is quite common. England was freezing when I went for SitC. I mean, 12-18 degrees in the summer? :D Goodluck with everything though. Cyber hugs...

[maea05]

Urgh, I meant plane. Typo.

[CheekTV]

Eurgh the journey sounds hell, but you look great despite the intense heat...and that's all that matters :P x

[letterheadloyalty]

I love traveling but I HATE airports. Running to make your flights sucks. Then there's the fear of your luggage not being able to run and it gets left behind.

I always feel like the ending is the hardest part about vlogging. The ending and then getting over the awkward beginning.

Have fun!

[egernhat]

yay :D I hope you have a great time!

[InLikeALion3]

I kind of like running through airports. It's so exhilarating! I'm glad got there OK though and thanks for starting this channel. I'm excited to learn about your trip! :-)

[InLikeALion3]

Also, you should play a song on your ukulele for the ending. It could be unique and representative of your journey in China! Good luck, Jazza!

[VickturMovies]

btw, I know who Miss Yau is. She appeared in a KevJumba questions video, and me being the creeper I am searched her youtube account. :D.

[VickturMovies]

I just did a google search for the temp differences,

you guys were burning hot in 86 degrees? Hahah, over here it gets up to 98.

[PKMNnerdfighter]

Eighty-six? Jeez, it gets to the 100's here! England must be frigid!

[Lidespam]

'Low' quality?! 0.o

Moar shirtless vlogs, plz ^_^

[jacybabi]

have a great time

[aaaaaaaaaargh]

You poor love. Missing you on these interwebs already, but you'll have the most fantastic time, there's literally no doubt. My friend just got back from a year in Japan, and he definitely had his ups and downs, but loved it so much and now misses Japan like crazy. Hope things get easier, and lets face it, they will. Looking forward to the next installment <3

[tehb0ll0x]

I went to China once.

Waiting in the airport Hong Kong for a connecting flight to Australia still counts, right?

[Connelly90]

I wouldn't count Hong Kong as China, or Tibet for that matter lol but thats just me. China is a strange place full of regions where no-ones actually sure if they belong to the one large entity or as the smaller regions; kind of like the UK lol :D

[SophieBeard]

I think you should end each blog teaching us something chinese :) Like a word or phrase or saying. :) SOMETHING YAAAAAAY !

[SophieBeard]

VLOG FOOL NOT BLOG.

[beastmasters]

Agreed

[tyrannosauruslexxx]

waaaaaahey!

[danadanewithfame]

JAZZA!  So glad this uploaded!