The Chronicles of Chris-chan: Silence of the Damned

[BobSpotOn]

-Pauses at 0:02-

Wait, wait, wait, let me finish eating first.

[SuperSalad88]

@SuperSalad88

"Biggest impact" is meant lightly however, as Chris seems to have little-to-no capacity for remorse

[slickslickerson]

who the fuck is patti and is that her scalp

[CSick27]

his cleavage at the end gives me a crooked boner

[00000000000000000810]

Woah she's cute.

[TakuraLioness]

I gotta wonder what the neighbors think when they see this idiot dressed like that.... If any of them have children, or daughters, they probably keep them away from his house XDDD

[AngryKeys]

i going to puke

[Queyquay]

Sonichu 12.5, the one about his dead dog, is as close as he gets to expressing any sort of emotional depth. Now that he's reenacting Silence of the Lambs on her grave it's only a matter of time before somebody gets him to poop on his dad's tombstone and film it.

I'd watch that.

[psphaxs7]

he sounds like curly from the three stooges lol

[TheCuteChongAlt]

Was this suppose to be funny?

[LisaChuUK]

The way he shakes his ass and waddles towards the camera...

Mind raped.

[2mad2behere]

So, he just went full on and embraced the madness then... good for him.

Now, lets gather a lynching mob and get some burning torches and deal with this.

[doc1008]

CALL THE POLICE



[EvilStar109]

I guess my next request will be too mired in subtlety. I want Chris-Chan dead. And when I say dead, I mean seriously dead! Beaten... Broken... HIS HEAD MOUNTED ON MY WALL KIND OF DEAD!!!

[TerranceBogard]

@EvilStar109 Why do you want Chris dead, bro? Is it because he makes GLORIOUS WHITE MASTER RACE look bad?

[OmfgCurseYou]

@TerranceBogard What does his race have to do with it?

He's insane. It wouldn't matter where he's from. He would still be batshit insane.

[LisaChuUK]

@TerranceBogard haha glorious? more like an ugly bunch of recessive genes xD

[TerranceBogard]

@LisaChuUK I know, right? It's funny how these white supremacists always resemble that guy that is supposedly Thorg.

BTW that EvilStar109 guy I was replying to happens to be a racist that hates arabics. Just saying.

[EvilStar109]

@TerranceBogard A lie. You're just a troll with no good sense.

[TerranceBogard]

@EvilStar109 No good sense? That's pretty rich coming from a guy that wants another guy that never did anything to him to die.

[TheCuteChongAlt]

@EvilStar109 Was this suppose to be funny??

[EvilStar109]

@TheCuteChongAlt No. 

[sondlar]

This is the most disturbing thing Chris has done. HOLY FUCK. What an insane fuck.

[shodanox]

put him in prison before he tries to rape someone

[EvilStar109]

00 WHAT THE SEVEN HELLS DID I WATCH??!!!

[reload95]

The Chronicles of Chris-chan: Silence of the Damned

works enough

[DarkWizardMonkey]

meanwhile in the deep south...

[TundraTheWuff]

So this is what it's like to be insane.

[domaug]

that shoveling form of his is horrible. it's like he never even held a shovel.

[NorwegianCommie]

America in 1 minute and 19 seconds...

[aDOTlexa]

I'm in the weird part of YouTube again..

[Denton2027]

@aDOTlexa If you actually think youtube is weird, you should honestly just leave the internet forever.

This right here, is vanilla.

[sparkdragon1292]

SHADO! HERE U HAVE A BLACK-ARMS TO KILL!

just be careful, he might rape u!

[Dunno2419]

what the fuck did i just watch?



[leadbullet1990]

Seen this video, started it; and promptly shouted WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?

[Jules72Bear]

This is single handedly the most disturbing video I have ever found

[OtakuPraetorius]

Did he think this would help him get laid?

[iLoveJackingOn]

this is REALLY hard to masturbate to

[doc1008]

I See You're souls dying for peace welcome to the belly of the beast. one man one voice welcome to the belly of the beast

[locjuan25]

Hold on, hold on,... WHAT DID I JUST WATCH?

[tmp9000]

T_T this is more disturbing then 2girls1cup

[2dittoz]

dat ass

[SGFAZ]

OH GOD HE'S COMING TOWARDS ME NO

[culdain]

why does he wear a brah

[Chareater]

@culdain because nobody wants to see those darn dirty tits

[Protagonist]

At least, from this video, we can determine the good news and the bad news.

The bad news: He is going to kill a woman for her skin.

The good news: We won't need Dr Lecter's help tracking him down....he's at his mom's house.

[bogmoviestudios]

Yeah, this really proves my 'he's putting us on' theory. o.o

[Baneofdecay]

Im 12 years old and what is this ?

[2dittoz]

@Baneofdecay im 3 years older than you and im wondering the same thing

[Majorasword64]

@Baneofdecay I'm one year older and I know.The mind of a fucked up individual.

[DavidLongcawk]

fuck you chris

[gaijinblow]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT I DON'T GET IT

[smile221]

the way his belly wobbles around when he dances...blegghhh

[coolbrobunny]

I want to cry... I just want to cry... someone tell me its not real please:'(

[Majorasword64]

@coolbrobunny I'm sorry but....yea it,it's real.

[RosechusPickle]

joes uncle is a marine named nakonieczy here is his aunt she was a t9 gymnast but was too tall and hurt her back her name is jenny nakonieczy and she is on face book and loves to hear wonderful thing about her athletic nephew

[catwoman4juli]

Im scared

[MorshuTheShopKeeper]

Wow, the Trolls, Internet, Encyclopedia Dramatica, just all these factors fucked his life up. And it all could have been avoided, if he had never put any shit on the Interwebs...

[Hedhnter]

Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard.

[superfawful65]

The fact that he did this justifies all the suicides in the world.

[MatrixEvolution17]

This is totally not gay, okay?

[zeroisepic]

My computer just got an STD

[Porncakez]

well now hes gone mad, he never was crazy at first just really REALLY autistic. now he murdered his parents and is doing this on a daily basis.

[YeeeeesItsRyan]

This really is the most disturbing thing I have, and will ever see, and I've seen... urm yeah

[thereaIblackcerberus]

He saw this on Family Guy. No fucking way he's seen Silence of the Lambs, unless there's something I'm missing.

[Timster480]

@thereaIblackcerberus i'm pretty sure he has...he was arrested awhile ago for murder

[MaidenProphecy]

WTF?

[alex134219]

how long till they find the bodies?

[WolvenRemorse]

What the flying fuck did I just watch. Who needs drugs, just watch this shit.

[LisaChuUK]

What a fucking tragedy.

[UndeadAngel993]

Oh Patti, I'm so sorry ;___;

[ThatDisembodiedVoice]

DIG UP PATTTTAAAAAAAAAAYS SKELLINGTON

[SixtyFourMan]

Honestly... who thought it was a hot girl on the thumbnail?

[RabiesBunny]

@SixtyFourMan ...dude. 

[sango290]

@SixtyFourMan What have you been smoking? XD

[milkwad]

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhh

[MisterHeroman]

It's like he doesn't nkow how to use a shovel.

[legomovieman94]

This thing is insane.

Actually, no.

That would be an insult to the insane.

[LoneSeraph2100]

@legomovieman94 Actually no, this is an insult to things. Right now, somehwere, that creature from JC's "The Thing" is crying itself to sleep after watching this

[branvanfourtwenty]

PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE JUST FUCK HIM ALREADY!!! I think everyone should pitch in a dollar and pay some girl to bang him and end this craziness before he goes apeshit and murders someone

[Kamikitsune0]

@branvanfourtwenty you are too cruel if you believe a girl would willingly have sex with Chris... there isn't enough money in the world for that.

[TheHowks]

It needs rat poison.

[Kristanni20X6]

He looks like Richard Simmons if he let himself go...with a bra...

[FullMetalSatomi]

I cannot even........ wut?

[EmoNaruto69]

I think his boobs are bigger than mine... e-o

[BoukenCrimson]

Someone please show these videos to the Defense Attorney who is involved in Chris's case with The Game Place. Let 2012 be the year that Chris finally gets committed to a Mental Hospital.

[brony4lyfrainbowdash]

this is obviously a play on the family guy scene where chris puts on lipstick and dances around with a only a blanket.

[TonyBMan]

there's only one thing left to do to chris-chan..........

GIIIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

DRRRRRIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL­LLl

BBBBRRREEEAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKK!!!!­!!!!

[Mrguy891]

My face was frozen in a shape of disgust for 5 minutes....

[possiblepossibility]

0:30 - 0:35

wat

[Gggmanlives]

you realize years from now the FBI are going to be watching these videos when they're trying to track Chris-chan down to stop him from murdering again.

[UltimateTroll1]

@Gggmanlives Maybe we should team up to bring his sick bastardry to the attention of the FBI right now. I can't wait years, it has to happen now. I am willing to pretend to be a girl online to draw him out of his lair. Then you shall slay the foul beast and claim the title of "internet hero"

[MrFraserFilms2009]

@Gggmanlives

This is where he will hide the next body...

[UltimateTroll1]

Know I know without a doubt that I'll never be able to get an erection from anything. I'd rather be watching 2 girls 1 cup looped for 20 hours than rewatch this.

[MiHiVidz]

And remember folks. STAY STRAIGHT!

[nicko9522]

I find this oddly easy to masturbate to........is that weird?

[DMC50FX]

WHAT IN FUCKING HELL IS THIS(rhetorical).....some very sick individuals on this planet, time for the cull.

[MrAmbidexterous]

he looks better than I would in a two piece

[TheLastArchdemon]

@allyallen1 You realize that this guy drinks his own cum willingly and encourages the practice? he also shoved a clay meddalion up his anus and had sex with his ps3 to get back his psn from a hacker, this guy has more problems than you could ever possibly count, do your research before you white knight kid.

[DRCAM122]

@allyallen1 It's not just the video, go onto Sonichu.com and read up on him.

[skrilldawg]

@DarkPrince784 - You know I've thought the same thing. Sadly, I dont think that's the truth. However if he did, one day, reverse troll everyone, it might be the most amazing thing to ever happen in the history of the internets.

[TheHowks]

I've really enjoyed watching Chris's mental collapse. It's made me feel so much better about myself as a human being and person in general.

[thgodofwar]

Granny:"You did not raise this boy right."

[abtsadiemaekole]

Jiggle Jiggle

[dxjrules5]

You'd think that since Chris loves Patti more than any person he knows he wouldn't do this.

[brunojluc4]

I have the strangest boner right now.

[Kunduzreyis]

@brunojluc4 DAFUQ GET HELP

[Devlinze]

What the hell did I just see

[yasutorathegreat]

Peggy that boy ain't right....

[iheartnes]

Imagine living next door to CWC and seeing this.

[ServerFarmGuy]

Imagine, what if this Video would be the only thing left of Humanity if we suddenly die out?

[Mosixman]

Well at least he's got semi-OK legs.

[TacticalRainboom]

I can clop to this.

But seriously, nigga, you just went full retard.

[Sniffy066]

O_____________o

[GeeeksOtaku2020]

I knew he was gay lol

[Liamdonoghueownsyou]

like i laugh at this shit and then I think about how if this is real... really think in detail how each video would of came about if this isnt an act, imagine how he gets an idea for a video and makes it.... how he packs up costumes, how he thinks that he is MAKING SENSE if you really think about the thought proccess he must go through for every fucking weird video he makes it is seriously disturbing.

[wkody7]

DAT A oh wait DAT GUT

[xxXRaymoondoXxx]

I have an urge to just burn my computer, RIGHT NOW.

[ApacheMan2K]

Gah! What is that? Why does it have a red XXL bra and Daisy Duke jean-shorts? *shudders* I swear to you guys, I won't be surprised if I wake up puking after seeing this. xO

[brianblackberry]

Holy fuck.... Its going to take hours and hours of looking at beautiful women nude on the Internet to get that scarring image out of my mind.

[abtsadiemaekole]

that gut....

[abtsadiemaekole]

@GrummHimself the world will never know...

[rAdziu993]

@GrummHimself They say that there are no stupid questions,only stupid answers.No offence meant but Your question is an exception.

[LivingView]

So.... Would you fuck me?

[BlazeFox02]

what the fuck i am watching??

[CptnMoosingle]

I am honestly, genuinely, scared out of my mind by this video. The thought that a person like this, this distrubed, unwell individual, could exist, and could live beyond the age of 3, scares me to no end. This man needs serious professional help, he needs to me institutionalised, studied and tested.

[killamonkey]

The interpretive dance of the Autistic!

[MrsPaul]

This guy's got more issues than National Geographic.

[Otterbot41]

A part of me has died today.

[RolodexEnigma]

I'm 22 years old and what is this?

[Orimar1000000]

chris chan is out of his goddamn mind

[TundraTheWuff]

Anyone have any lotion? So I can blind myself with it and never have to witness something this frightening ever again?

[darkkristian22]

great, hes gone buffalo bill on us, next hes gonna be kidnapping and skinning fat girls

[MattSullivanX]

YOU KILLED YOUR FATHER. HE DIED OF SHAME.

[chubbm]

I'm 12 years old and what is this??

[od8bo]

WHY DOES THIS EXIST?

WHY?

[IEATFOOOOD]

What in God's name did I just watch?

[manhackmatt]

oh snap guys i think we broke him

[roffles64]

Jesus Christ.

[DerpyHooves91]

No chris none of us would fuck you. In fact, I don't even think the prison guys will even consider you in the shower. Your upcoming prison time may go a tiny bit less rough for you because of that.

[lpgurlnj]

1:06 My eyes!!!!

[BassFXero]

I don't even know why I'm watching this...

[BoukenCrimson]

It puts the lotion on it's skin, or else it gets the hose again.

[BawssWuzHere]

"STAY STRAIGHT!"  -Chris Chan

[TheRandomSweed]

The ultimate man-baby is at it again i see....

[gasenkotsu]

Without doubt the most insane fucked up manchild this side of the universe.

[MrToastOmnomnom]

What the ever living fuck?

[StrangePretence]

MY EYES.

I'VE TRIED GOGGLES, I'VE TRIED BLEACH, I'VE TRIED KNIVES, I'VE TRIED FIRE.

I AM BLIND, MY EYES ARE BLOOD DRENCHED SOCKETS. I CAN STILL SEE HIM. HE WON'T GO AWAY.

GOD HELP ME.

[SinDawg030]

@StrangePretence The Taint is too far gone in you Brother. Do you require the Emperor's Peace?

[LordAzanko]

@SinDawg030 empty the entire bolter....

[SinDawg030]

@LordAzanko call in an Exterminatus just to be safe. NOTHING is incorruptible by the blasphemy of Chris Chan . . .

[LordAzanko]

@SinDawg030 well since you're going that route i would recommend the entire supply of virus bombs and cyclonic torpedoes as a counter measure just in case

[LordAzanko]

@SinDawg030 the taint of nurgle and slaanesh are strong in this one

[DarkPrince784]

I like to think that Christian Weston Chandler is actually a performance artist, and that this is all an elaborate joke/act. The alternative is just WAY too depressing.

[CKO92]

@DarkPrince784 Then start stocking up on the anti-depressants, because Christian Weston Chandler is all too real.

[cweld007]

@DarkPrince784 If he was, he would easily be the single greatest, most talented actor to ever live.

[RandomCommenterful]

@cweld007 But sadly, he isn't.

[videogamenostalgia]

@cweld007 If he was, then he attacked a store and has probably given himself a jail sentence just to entertain us. Now THAT'S fucking method acting...

[wecatohispano]

@DarkPrince784 what if chris chan is actually a troll and he´s planning something for us?

[DarkPrince784]

@wecatohispano That's a scary thought. That's why I'd prefer to think of him as a Borat/Bruno style creation...

[IRAwEsOmE]

Goodbye horses!

[vegalord]

THIS IS SAD, EVEN FOR IAN STANDARDS >\.

[AlterBridgeSaint]

This is NOT gay!

[SilentMassacre123]

His parents must be proud

[Razzics]

My brain

So much fuck

[Orimar1000000]

Chris Chan is out of his goddamn mind

[imhatepie]

DAT BELLY

[IScareWomenAway]

@imhatepie

It is strong indeed. 

wonder if he;'ll do the same at bob's