This game is actually pretty fun, I don't even care for Texas Hold Em'! Most certainly better than most assumptions people have been making about it. It's also quite entertaining seeing the characters interact with me and each other.
wear is my game its the 22nd and were I live it has been for a few hours now I stayed up for no reason I wanted to start the download tonight but I guess I saw this coming oh well I will just check in the morning
Strong Bad: HEEEEEH VAAAAAAAAY! HEEEEEEH VAAAAAAAAAY! Heavy was a GUY! Um.... he was a WEAPONS GUY! Uhh.... maybe he just liked WEAPONS! But he was still HEEEH VAAAAAAY! HEEEEEH VAAAAAAY! Gunninating the capture points! Gunninating the payloads! Gunninating the other teams! And the their TINY BABY MEEEEEEEN! TINY BABY MEEEEEEEN! AND THE HEAVY SCREAMS OUT: "CRY SOME MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!"
@LLPTV Don't blame the Europeans for being right about something. For instance, they use the metric system, while we use this fucked up old English thing.
Hey look buddy, I'm a card player, that means I gamble. I don't gamble on blackjack, because that would fall into the less exciting view of philosophy. I play poker. For instance, How am I gonna beat a guy with 4 of a kind? The answer, a flush. and if that don't work.
Use more flush
Like my cheated cards, crafted by me, painted by me.
Telltale Games are having a fantastic year, a great kick off with Sam & Max The Devil's Playhouse and next were getting Poker Night At The Inventory! And most importantly, Back To The Future!
@xalener I got nothing against sam and max. Never played their game(s) so I really have no opinion. I just wrote what I wrote because I find tf2 machinima videos so amusing :P
i'm heavy cards guy and this...is my cards..she weight 150kg and shoots 2000 cards rounds each...10 000 rounds per minute..it's cost 400.000 dollars shoot this cards...for twelve seconds
@DinerSaIs:
Shut the hell up, troll.
DinerSals 4 months ago
@TelltaleGames hey, can you teach me how to do like that teaser?
3pepsiboy 6 months ago
I actually thought they made a game with the Heavy were he was trying to find out who touched sasha...
Loco122Roco 9 months ago
I just knew one day that Strong Bad and Max would get together!!!!!!
markdpane 1 year ago
eyy, look, heavy and thyco is holding 3 cards. hmh
BoxmanTF2 1 year ago
I shat bricks when I saw the Strong Bad silhouette.
WoWkemon90 1 year ago
Every single time when I go all in..I lose..no matter what lol....
BanzaiSushi 1 year ago
@BanzaiSushi I always win when I go all in
Dumb luck I guess
Dumb luck 92 times
kanesizer9 1 year ago
It costs 400,000 dollars to play poker...for 12 rounds.
NibiruShinIori319 1 year ago 45
@NibiruShinIori319 Or in your case... less than that.
IronMercenary2 1 year ago
I enjoyed this far more than FFXIV and it sure as hell didn't cost me as much.
MrSlaide 1 year ago
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MrSlaide 1 year ago
This game is actually pretty fun, I don't even care for Texas Hold Em'! Most certainly better than most assumptions people have been making about it. It's also quite entertaining seeing the characters interact with me and each other.
SporedFreak 1 year ago
Hey, Im having problems opening the game, it says first time setup, it loads, then it says it has to close the program! Can someone help?
XxSparxPwnxX 1 year ago
It came out today. DAMNIT I WANT MY GAME!!!
jeepheep69 1 year ago
wear is my game its the 22nd and were I live it has been for a few hours now I stayed up for no reason I wanted to start the download tonight but I guess I saw this coming oh well I will just check in the morning
dropdead156 1 year ago
@dropdead156 12 Hours after you comment and we still have nothing... Dammit!
luismatheusv 1 year ago
@luismatheusv well im glad its out now and its really fun
dropdead156 1 year ago
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@ollythemann damn, 4 of a kind is better than a flush :D
nyesnye 1 year ago
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nyesnye 1 year ago
I want the music of this teaser I love the way it sounds.
SirZelaroth 1 year ago
So what's this game actually gonna look like? I need real gameplay shots here...
rockcabbage 1 year ago
@rockcabbage Watch the trailer
davyjones163 1 year ago
HOO BLUFFED MAI GUN!?
superbiobunser 1 year ago
I want my game already! D:
GremoryUKCS 1 year ago
is there a full song its kinda a funny song :D
druidenis 1 year ago
when is it released?
IceSickle1 1 year ago
should have been engineer or scout instead of heavy, but whatever.
monketron 1 year ago
@monketron heavy is the most famous tf2 character
spy could go too
duke2nukem 1 year ago
@duke2nukem yeah i'd say so.
I want bill or engineer in the next game.
McPfoot 1 year ago
@McPfoot Spy is better =p
luismatheusv 1 year ago
@McPfoot Bill: Both!
buob1234567890 1 year ago
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@monketron heavy is the most famous tf2 character
spy could go too
duke2nukem 1 year ago
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one question when will this game released ?
Laqoqos 1 year ago
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Laqoqos 1 year ago
The one who made this game contents pure epicness
darthadam99 1 year ago
Some people think they can out bet me... maybe *sniff maybe. I've yet to see one who can out bet NEW WEAPON!
saftydance2 1 year ago
tf2 isnt a freakin' pile of memes its legend
viliussmproductions 1 year ago
@SmartZilla21 , i think we all could agree on that :I
MrThemasterprodigy 1 year ago
Cards - They are so tiny!
Halfpipesaur 1 year ago
All 4 Characters are awesome.
I just don't like Strong Bad because I don't really played his game :)
Kenaniken2010 1 year ago
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StuperToaster 1 year ago
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StuperToaster 1 year ago
isn't it already November?
SpartanShadow125 1 year ago
It takes 400,000 tf2 fans to buy this game for the company to not go bankrupt in 12 seconds
IPFreelly604 1 year ago
only good thing is heavy
MAHBOIwithDINNER 1 year ago
@MAHBOIwithDINNER
And Strong Bad.
Gcubefreak556 1 year ago
9. 2. 2010. Isn't today 5. 11. 2010?
Magie112 1 year ago
@Magie112 No, it's 11.5.2010
But they said "Find out how" 9.2.10, rather than released
SporedFreak 1 year ago
@Magie112 It's 11.5.2010, the month would go first, at least I think it would
AwesomeAnakin 1 year ago
@Magie112 jap its is now is 7.11.10
ThePrastako 1 year ago
@Magie112 Idiot. Why can't people get that Americans put the days and months "wrong"?
9.2.2010=2.9.2010 in europe.
LLPTV 1 year ago
@LLPTV Don't blame the Europeans for being right about something. For instance, they use the metric system, while we use this fucked up old English thing.
Grifwich 1 year ago
@Grifwich right and wrong are only words, stop tampering with this stupid friction
SporedFreak 1 year ago
@Grifwich I was being sarcastic.^^
LLPTV 1 year ago
@Grifwich Also Celsius and Fahrenheit. Isn't it logical enough that water freezes at 0' Degrees, rather than 32 degrees?
stidukka 1 year ago
@stidukka Come on, man, you know that Kelvin makes the most sense.
Grifwich 1 year ago
@Grifwich Yeah sure!! Because 1 Celsius = 274 Kelvin. And water boils in 373 Kelvin..... WHAT THE FUCK?!
stidukka 1 year ago
alright...
WHO TOUCHED MY CARDS?!?!?!
SonicSnail95 1 year ago 4
How do you think Pom Pom and the Scout might get along?
SuperNintendoGameboy 1 year ago
What's the name of the song? I LOVE IT!!!! :D
moha932 1 year ago 2
I can think of a rather comical encounter between Sam and the Heavy.
dAMike2468 1 year ago
Hey look buddy, I'm a card player, that means I gamble. I don't gamble on blackjack, because that would fall into the less exciting view of philosophy. I play poker. For instance, How am I gonna beat a guy with 4 of a kind? The answer, a flush. and if that don't work.
Use more flush
Like my cheated cards, crafted by me, painted by me.
And you best hope.
Not used against you.
ollythemann 1 year ago 260
@ollythemann darn nice comment
AwesomeRudi5 1 year ago
@ollythemann You sir, have just accomplished life. Have the internet.
Teramol 1 year ago
@ollythemann - too bad a flush never beats a four of a kind, no matter how much flush you have and whether you're cheating. ;)
furrykef 1 year ago
@furrykef If you have ten flushes, then chances are you have a straight flush in there. Boom.
Grifwich 1 year ago
@ollythemann Thank You!
Your Comment just brought Joy to my Face -> :3
deblob94 1 year ago
@ollythemann nice change from Meet the engineer too bad he isn't in the poker game D:
icearrow3d 1 year ago
@ollythemann MY STRAIGHT
astosky 1 year ago
@astosky
My...
Straight Flush :P
ollythemann 1 year ago
@ollythemann well i was saying that because at the end he says my arm! well i said my straight because you beat it with a flush
astosky 1 year ago
@ollythemann You deserve every Poker Night unlockable for that comment.
LuBuOWNZ 1 year ago
@ollythemann nicely done
kevynspeed 1 year ago
@ollythemann Pokerneer is credit to team!
pirox1234 1 year ago
@ollythemann ENGINEER FOR POKER NIGHT.
NOW!
buob1234567890 1 year ago 2
...I love you
SporedFreak 1 year ago
So that's where the Heavy got all the money he needs for his gun. He must have some serious skills.
TheWooshinator 1 year ago 2
WHO SENT ALL THESE BABIES TO BET ME?
Ganton2 1 year ago 2
Pre-purchased, I wonder if it's gonna be fun. :P
LivestreamNL 1 year ago
THERE IS A NEW HAT THE DEALORS VISOR
XKillaScoutX 1 year ago
Max: *Hides cards and puts a perfect poker face*
Heavy: YOU CANNOT HIDE COWARD
buob1234567890 1 year ago 3
what? is the music done by danny elfman?
t50j50 1 year ago
So thats what heavy does in his spare time. he plays poker with rabbits.
Now, i wonder what the pyro does in his spare time.
Probably tennis.
Qman358 1 year ago 4
Telltale Games are having a fantastic year, a great kick off with Sam & Max The Devil's Playhouse and next were getting Poker Night At The Inventory! And most importantly, Back To The Future!
<3 Telltale Games.
CathalOHara 1 year ago
@CathalOHara
<3 Telltale Games aswell, Also including Heavy Weapons Guy in this game made Telltale even more win!
PWNSCOUTMOVIES 1 year ago
Does the song in the video go for longer, or is it made just for this commercial?
If not, I'd like to know where it is from.
Bordellimies 1 year ago
OMG Whens it out! I can't wait! Unless its bad...
peca96 1 year ago
@peca96 Its out weeks ago! >_<
luismatheusv 1 year ago
@peca96 Nvm it isnt D=
luismatheusv 1 year ago
how does strongbad hold cards with boxing gloves on?
TheMerkit 1 year ago
@TheMerkit MAaAaAaAaAaGIiIiIiIiCcCCccc!!
anka326 1 year ago
does tycho even have a voice?
planet5421 1 year ago
SB and the heavy weapons guy! who what when where why!!!
Adam9139 1 year ago
@Adam9139 Yeah... that was one crossover I never saw coming
EVILdemon1123 1 year ago
@Adam9139 I was thinking the exact same thing.
SuperNintendoGameboy 1 year ago
if the heavy wouldn't fire 400,000 dollars worth of bullets he wouldn't be in this mess
TheAntonicKnight 1 year ago
WHO TOUCHED MY DECK
speeder99123 1 year ago 140
@speeder99123 Who touched my dick :)
PivotMario 1 year ago
@speeder99123 i Believe Heavy Went to get sandvitch,wehn he came back half his cards were gone.
CerokaProductions 1 year ago
@speeder99123 that sounds so wrong
SgtZippzapp 1 year ago
iam only interested because of tycho & max
assasin2016 1 year ago
some People think they can out smart me Maybe...maybe....I've yet to meet one that can outsmart Royal straight Flush
buffalosiam 1 year ago
Screw you guys, I'm in it for Max.
Setzergabbini 1 year ago
its october but its not out yet
vgcatsfan1 1 year ago
when he play's poker
heavy earn 400,000$ , in 12 second's
ieetmelon 1 year ago
@ieetmelon Ah, so that how he earns enough money to fire his gun.
00639productions 1 year ago
Is it wrong that I get a little 'excited' by this music >.>
DelphanGruss 1 year ago
Poker make me RICH!
YouDuck2345 1 year ago
Switch Tycho with Guybrush and I'm buying this game.
JusticeJanitor 1 year ago
@JusticeJanitor I agree
TCrunner13 1 year ago
someone go to telltale and start a killing spree please, they're idiots and deserve to die
beatensenseless902 1 year ago
Any1 know an exact release? or Telltale said yet?
peca96 1 year ago
Yay! Strong Bad's back!
PercyandDuckfan94 1 year ago
OK doubt this game will be good, but since max and heavy is there ill buy it
inftyreviw 1 year ago
I gotta say seeing heavy on steam in this fucked up game is the only reason i got here :P
smeagol995 1 year ago
Heavy is the best, other guys are fags.
DaMistNine 1 year ago
@DaMistNine so, you're one of the other guys, cunt?
beatensenseless902 1 year ago
I wish this was on the WII
TheManofthefuture101 1 year ago
this is going to be a crappy game, but im still gonna get it
crbn64 1 year ago
why not soilder or scout or any other class but heavy seriously
gamershepard567 1 year ago
@gamershepard567 heavy is a lot of peoples favorite class, for his personality and broken english. im gabe newell and my favorite class is the spy.
crbn64 1 year ago
@crbn64 so the heavy isn't the best class infact i have prefrences with burningfajitsalt the demoman is the best class
gamershepard567 1 year ago
@gamershepard567
Because the scout is too busy playing baseball all day and the solder does this blowing up thing!
But the heavy weapons guy eats sanviches and plays cards because he wants to do other things than kill and hang around with Sasha!
TheManofthefuture101 1 year ago
@TheManofthefuture101 i said demoman to also he has to be doing one thing so hugging sasha so that failed for you
gamershepard567 1 year ago
So no exact release date yet?
peca96 1 year ago
Spy sappin my chances
CarlosTevezNR1Fan 1 year ago
Hyperactive Rabbity Thing + Hulking Heavy = Already met eachother...well. Heavy and max's head...
PWNSCOUTMOVIES 1 year ago
Strong Bad and the heavy weapons guy... my dreams of which i never had have come true!
JamesBoston73 1 year ago
ellis should be a character then the game would be perfect
MasterMan41295 1 year ago
what is this song? it's from Sam&Max OST?
Samaoi 1 year ago
Replace everyone but the Heavy with the entire TF2 cast. Couldn't care less about the other 3 characters.
DanielSmith604 1 year ago
@DanielSmith604 HATER ALERT! HATER ALERT!
cooldisks101 1 year ago
@DanielSmith604
Sorry, but sam & max is a fucking great all around franchise.
xalener 1 year ago
@xalener I got nothing against sam and max. Never played their game(s) so I really have no opinion. I just wrote what I wrote because I find tf2 machinima videos so amusing :P
DanielSmith604 1 year ago
Left 4 POKER ?
XD
nachodemon666 1 year ago
sweet! heavys in this game!
zs500 1 year ago
I hope there's a mode for ALL TF2 CHARS.
yotsubakowai 1 year ago
@yotsubakowai Nope. Just the only four characters!
cooldisks101 1 year ago
people people stop freaking out. this is TELLTALE games here. they even got permission from Valve for heavy weapons guy.
There is obviously more in the works here than card game licensed shovelware and you know it. the names don't add up if it was shovelware.
Exarian 1 year ago
STRONG BAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
raptorinator 1 year ago
lol i just got this game off steam just waiting for it to be released
mrwaha1 1 year ago
geez i already see valve: hai guize lets maek a randum pawker item for teem fawtresz 2 if dudes pre-order HURR DURR
LoLWTF77 1 year ago
where is heavy sanvich?
KittyMecha 1 year ago
CROSSOVER MADNESS
DaGrox94 1 year ago
I'll be damned if TF2 didn't make a hat for this.
TicAttac 1 year ago 2
@TicAttac well they didnt
TheAntonicKnight 1 year ago
@TheAntonicKnight not yet anyway.
TicAttac 1 year ago
...poker.
I suppose that's what I get for getting my hopes up.
PeterDivine 1 year ago
The Dealer owes the Heavy $400,000 because he got a single hand in 12 seconds
alukee1983 1 year ago 127
@alukee1983 nice joke! :D
HoudiniJr100 1 year ago
@HoudiniJr100 Maney Tanks :D
alukee1983 1 year ago
@alukee1983 welcome ^^
HoudiniJr100 1 year ago
Just looked up the screenshots; to be honest, I'm a bit disappointed with Tycho. He looks...off. Obviously Mike had no say in the art department.
Jumpstr21 1 year ago
Just pre-purchased it :D CANT WAIT!!!! HEAVY IS IN IT DAMN IT!
RoadFox72 1 year ago
Hmmm, the first tease that said nothing to me. AWESOME!
SWIR1994 1 year ago
But why no multiplayer?
NinjaZ3R0 1 year ago
OMG! WHERE'S THE HEAVY SANDVICH?! IT SHOULD BE ON THE RIGHT HAND OF HIM!
JuAnKaLp 1 year ago
i'm heavy cards guy and this...is my cards..she weight 150kg and shoots 2000 cards rounds each...10 000 rounds per minute..it's cost 400.000 dollars shoot this cards...for twelve seconds
anonimo57354 1 year ago
HOLY SH*T THE HEAVY
chimpboy234 1 year ago
i really want to know more about this!
Tommiddlecoat 1 year ago
Anyone else want the rockin backtrack for this trailer?
CatClock 1 year ago
@CatClock It's Fugue and Dies Irae from the Season 2 Soundtrack of Sam and Max.
FaiFan97 1 year ago
@FaiFan97 Ah thanks alot I just got it and the full song is pretty brutal!
CatClock 1 year ago
@CatClock It's called "Fugue and Dies Irae". It was from Sam and Max Season 2. It's on the official Season 2 soundtrack.
Darkborn 1 year ago
it costs 12 seconds to lose 400.000$
fdnfdjnedb 1 year ago 33
@fdnfdjnedb thats in soviet russia.
DoNotClickThisNameOk 1 year ago
@fdnfdjnedb ... i see wut u did there...
SonicSnail95 1 year ago
Now I'm starting to wonder if telltale made atf2 game starring the heavy
it seems like a good idea to me
IsaactheImmortal 1 year ago
@KoopaEaterMKII I was talking about if they made a sbemail regaurding this I think it would be hilarious I mean they did it for sbcg4ap
IsaactheImmortal 1 year ago
@KoopaEaterMKII wait what?
IsaactheImmortal 1 year ago
That would suck if the heavy is a on losing streak...He'd have to bet sasha.
TwoGunnedTony 1 year ago
So they're actually going to get Heavy Weapons Guy's voice actor to record lines as Heavy for a poker game.
Oh god yes
Dipstikk 1 year ago
Are they putting this on xbox live?
AZNcelly 1 year ago
"The characters will be fully voiced, and will have distinctive tells and dynamic responses as the game progresses."
This is gonna be awesome.
KelThuzadMadness 1 year ago 2