creationist fail 2: quote mines and space men

[MrHaggis03]

The Pizza crust is the absolute perfect vessel for carrying tomatoe sauce, cheese, salami etc etc etc, even banana, if you pregnant ladies have got any weird cravings. Creating what is commonly known today as The Pizza. It comes in thick or thin crust, you can even get it with cheese stuffed into the crust, and it can even be folded over and called a calzonne.

Therefore, evolution is wrong, god created everything and you atheists fail again. Amen.

Next week i will talk about hot dogs.

[71TheHeretic]

the site name "pulltheplugonatheism" is as rediculous as if there was a site "pulltheplugonreligion". Let's face it there will always be atheists and theists. I myself am an atheist and think Ray and any of his ilk(spelling) are narrowminded thoughtless sheep whose blind faith will hold them back as people. Live and let live. Don't attack us and we will leave you alone.

[Mogley52]

NOT ALL EVOLUTIONISTS even agree on the fossils used to support and reconstruct human evolution. The bones are incomplete. There's no certainty of the bones belonging to the same creature. They can reconstruct whatever they want from these bones, and they have. There's no hard evidence that humans evolved from an ape-like creature anymore than there's hard evidence that apes evolved from a four-legged dog-like creature. Read my article: MISSING LINKS THAT NEVER WERE

[stoltobot]

@Mogley52 apes did evolve from a four legged creature

[GodsArePeopleToo]

you just cannot debate with someone who is absolutely ignorant of the topic they say they want to debate

comfort already proved he doesn't research - with his banana fiasco

[zEropoint68]

5:38 o, it okayz, afeeist hyoomanz... ceiling cat beeleebs in joo.

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[MrJIMMY3009]

Why do people still bother arging with bible thumping morons? Do they not get that it's a story book written by sheppards. Holy shit people are stupid.

[Chilldudeski]

The 4 dislikes must be for the editing of this video, you have to admit it is pretty sloppy. I dont see how any sane person could disagree with the content of the video.

[alienisuntverus]

@Chilldudeski

My videos do get a bit better as they go along. To tell you the truth, I only joined youtube to comment on other people's videos. The ones I made are either out of boredom or just because I felt like making one.

[Chilldudeski]

@alienisuntverus I didnt mean anything bad by that. If i tried to make a video it would be unwatchable. haha I was just trying to find a reason why there would be any dislikes on the video. :D

[ThomasTrue]

Ray Comfort really did miss the point about banana hybridisation and it is an important point not even many evolutionists pick up on. Mankind adapted the living environment of the banana and they adapted to that environment. And that, by its very essence, IS evolution.

[cochranexyz]

The shape of a banana??? You have got to be kidding me. What does he say about the shape of a penis?

[alienisuntverus]

@cochranexyz

I'd like to see him explain coconuts.

[cochranexyz]

@alienisuntverus LOL. Bring tears your eyes.

[foiran]

@alienisuntverus Or durian, he’d probably say they are the devils fruit or something stupid like that

[HimesInu]

@alienisuntverus Shit, try a watermelon or cherries, the one with the seeds.

[whitesquirrel7]

@cochranexyz

the shape of a penis

erect or flaccid?

proof there is no god surely as an inteliigent designer would surely have placed it in a less vulnerable place

unless of course 'god' had people evolve from something that walked on all fours

[bellyzbad]

thunderfoot pwned this retard

[bottlecapbill19]

If god really truly existed. Then their would be no atheist.

[Felhaven]

The banana: Prove that Eru Ilúvatar created the world from the song of the Valor. Repent! and travel west to the undieing lands!

[tuhinz]

He he... I wonder what is Mr Comfort's 'explanation' for a coconut or walnuts or a jackfruit for that matter! .. if everything around us was made for our benefit, I guess God got a kick out of making poisonous mushrooms that look just like edible ones!

[MrAwesomesauce101]

0:25 is that thunderf00t?

[Quintinohthree]

@MrAwesomesauce101

It is.

[torchss]

The coconut is proof that the Almighty God wants us to starve. 

[lilsm555]

@torchss Coconut juice is actually very healthy but coconut juice without any food=the shits.

[Gerstein1]

1:18 x= -2, -3. Sorry, couldn't resist.

[klootzakisme]

@Gerstein1

Thank you for your enlightenment. We all appreciate your basic understanding of mathematics and your will to inform the masses. You can be proud of yourself. You are a good person.

[AboyNAmEDsued]

This is sad. After accusing Dawkins of quote mining, he quote mines Dawkins. What a retard

[ETericET]

@AboyNAmEDsued Yes, he is a sad little man with no abilites in reason. 

[blazereef]

1:08 that women is smarter then ALL creationists combined, i mean just look at the moon and a elephant, its obvious that the elephant is bigger

[hanarky]

Dawkins went through years of studying evolutionary biology and it would seriously damage is reputation if he were to debate a 5 year old in a 50 year old body.

Also even though our fists form a sextagonal shape, it has nothing to do with the coincidence of the shape of the banana. But if we were all idiots it would clearly show that we derived not from a common ancestor of apes and humans but APES THEMSELVES AHAHAHAH!

[jeanbaboul]

okay please now stop with your cuts in the video, that's really annoying.

[uncr3ativename]

Arrrggghh!!!!!!

Every time I think creationists can't get any stupider, someone like Ben Stein or Ray Comfort steps up and proves me wrong. I'm sure Richard Dawkins has mush better things to do then to explain basic things to an idiot. Richard Dawkins is much smarter then Ray will ever be, and Ray insists on debating him. Ray loses every argument on that subject, but he ignores it and continues to believe nonsence.

[sum1otosh1]

The full title of the book has been released. 'You can lead an atheist to half arsed bullshit anecdotal evidence but you can't make him think that your supernatural belief in fairies unicorns or sky-daddies is in any way a serious topic to be taught to our children as anything other than religious studies or that you 'believers' arenothing short of retarded.'

The title was a little less catchy like this but less likely to get you sued for false advertising

[uncr3ativename]

@sum1otosh1 I think that title is really catchy.

And I bet half the people that bought Ray's book were atheists that wanted a good laugh. Who needs comedy books when you have Ray Comfort? Although it irritates me that people believe that crap.

[bobplatypus]

lol, the title of the website at the end just guarantees that any debate to follow would be free of any bias to a particular side

[UnderlordZ]

@TheMrDeist I think it'd actually be more like Comfort is a piñata, and Dawkins is a kid with access to nukes.

[ChrisWales22]

JUST PLAY THE FUCKING VIDEO

[alienisuntverus]

@squeezycheeseypeas

Never underestimate the stupidity of creationists.

[riskingeuphoria]

@alienisuntverus seen the peanut butter guy lol? watch?v=LrLFHghgdh4&feature=re­lated

[alienisuntverus]

@riskingeuphoria

I've seen him. The video pales in comparison to Ray Comfort's though. Apparently Banana's are better for unintentional homo-eroticicm than peanut butter.

[reker64]

I think this bananaman is an atheist infiltrated among Christians in order to make them look like a bunch of stupid (Although I must accept they were already doing an excellent job without this guy)I will support you Ray! The atheist cause needs you.

[patrickledford420]

goddamn when will creationist and religious people learn

[HimmiJoe]

These creationists need to begin thinking about their holy book, and the commandment "thou shalt not bear false witness". If they want people to continue taking the book seriously, they should begin adhering to it's tenets themselves.

[TheHomelessCripple]

@HimmiJoe Those people are called Apologists. They'll say anything they can if it defends their imaginary friend. Whether it's true or not is irrelevant to them as long as it has the potential to convert people to their bronze age beliefs.

[Piersmaru]

Dawkins doesn't debate creationists because it is like playing chess with a pidgeon, it only knocks over all the pieces, shits on the board and then flies away with his friends claiming victory

[imthecaptainofabus]

hahaha, did the banana guy actually say big dogs designed to fit in a mans car. HA, if god does exists when he designed dogs (which were actually TAMED and BREEDED by MAN) cars weren't around, he needs to think before he speaks.

[alienisuntverus]

@imthecaptainofabus

Hey now, remember. This is coming from a guy who said bananas were designed by god for your hand, mouth,...and ass.

[patrickledford420]

@imthecaptainofabus its physically impossible for creationist to think

[whitesquirrel7]

@imthecaptainofabus

he needs to think before he speaks,

so we can expect total silence from him then

[Jonnarra]

Is anyone really surprised when a creationist lies?

[alienisuntverus]

Any one who isn't familiar with the creation/evolution debate would be surprised. Especially when they are reassured by the creationists that the evolutionists are the frauds.

[peteq1972]

They`re avin a laugh ain`t they?

[WaIterEgo]

I don't see why Dawkins is so scared of Comfort, I have exactly the problem Ray Comfort has, I don't have a relevant PhD, or any relevant qualifications for that matter, I know nothing about any of the subjects I try to argue about, I can't be bothered to research anything properly, and I won't listen to anyone's arguments if they contradict my beliefs, but will Stephen Hawking debate me on singularity theory?

[alienisuntverus]

Dawkins isn't scared of Ray, he doesn't want to waste his time with someone who thought that bananas were created by God when when humans had well documented evidence of their domestication and inserted 50 pages of creationists bullshit into Darwin's Origin of Species and took out half of the chapters.

In other words, Dawkins doesn't want to debate an arrogant fool. On the other hand, there's a great video of Thunderf00t debating him!

[WaIterEgo]

Yeah! well Ray comfort talks so much bull shit maybe his 'new' chapter should be dubed 'the origin of feces"

[givingmantoo]

nope, ray still looks like a retard. Sorry, you failed at your attempt to make him look better ... oh and by the way, we know ray is here to make money, and dumb ass christians buy up his bull shit

[alienisuntverus]

He always looked like a retard.

[Leeroypwns]

why did you take the video off

[alienisuntverus]

I had to fix a few minor problems like the speed of the text and stuff like that.