Uwe Boll Portrait - Discovery Channel Short Film

[boykingkilla]

Wait... He made the RESIDENT... EVIL... MOVIES?!?! WHYYYYYY!?

[kosmix2000]

Sind nicht die schlechtesten Filme. Gib viel schlimmere.

[unknown9274]

Fucking genius....

[Nbernie72]

id rather watch the movies of this guy that Paul WS anderson's gay ass resident evil movies

[1Rvk1]

@Nbernie72 First Resident Evil movie was good. But the rest it goes shittier and shittier.

[Nbernie72]

@1Rvk1 well ok, ill give you that, but i think he just went WAAAY out of his way to make the resident evil fans truly pissed.

[SkyF0X9]

@1Rvk1

They all suck except Degeneration.

[usernameDOGS]

lol he knows he sucks,hes trying his hardest to take over ed wood's legacy.

[HyperTBB]

Its funny how some People love his movies whilst other people hate him for making them :D

Ive just seen one movie of those he made: Postal!

I love this Movie!

[Henningfest]

think about all the actors who had there careers ruined because of this guy

[supereldinho]

Uwe Boll, fick dich du arschloch von einen produzenten.

And for those who want to understand, go suck elephant dicks Uwe and stop ruining the movie and game industry with the travesties you call movies.

[perennialsorrow]

What a piece of shit

[nativewizard]

what a fucking nazi fudge packer!

[Izak80]

@enemyofall67 Will check them out.

[ANTCAMP44]

Uwe Boll is the second worst thing to come out of Germany, the first is Nazism.

[ravedancemadafaka]

Im here because postal 3.. they said "type in google: worst director ever."

[damislav]

ofc he plays videogame his favorite game is Hitman 47

[gameduct]

This guy makes me sick. "I make movies about video games, but I dont play video games...it is just a marketing thing to sell more". Glad I am not like him!

[lipenunesalbuquerque]

Uwe Boll, do not stop making movies!

[georgedragon71]

UWE BOLL DO NOT MAKE FILM !

..become a monk, be silent !!

[sonicjrjr14]

I swear if this douche even thinks about touching GTA or Fable, i will start hurting some1!

[mrnolan91]

Uwe Boll recevies Academy Award after "t" years.

t=lim(x->0) 1/x

[asdfghj38559]

So from what I have read Uwe boll relies heavily on German investors to donate their money which constitutes as "charitable" donations which thus provide as a tax shelter to wealthy German Investors.

Technically it is legal but this is how he finances his movies. Kind of how the second Tomb Raider movie was financed.

escapistmagazine(DOT)com/artic­les/view/issues/issue_81/460-U­we-Boll-and-the-German-Tax-Cod­e

[arbanaskocudo]

@asdfghj38559 i guess thats probably right

[asdfghj38559]

what is with these snobby film critics. Yes he is a terrible director but that doesn't mean you turn yourselves into a retarded lynch mob. mmmmk? Retards.

[asdfghj38559]

Yeah this guy needs to stop ruining already boring video games. Movies would only make the game even more boring. This guy is a terrible director that hides behind German tax loop-holes.

In Germany (I believed this has changed on 2005) that a person would be insured of 50% of their film so even if it sucked they would still get 50% of the money. His movies are absolute crap.

[enemyofall67]

worst director ever!!!

but i think he is a good person

[mrnolan91]

General Veers: My Lord. Lord Vader: Yes colonel, what is it? General Veers: We detected Uwe Boll on earth. How shall we proceed? Lord Vader: Prepare troops for a surface attack. Grand Moff Tarkin: We can't risk it. He can escape again. Emperor wants him dead. Lord Vader:Phhh, pohhh. Than I will deal with him myself. GrandMoff Tarkin: No. Death Star Commander: You requested me sir? Grand Moff Tarkin: Yes commander. You may fire when ready. Imperial Officer: Commence primary ignition BOOM

[Izak80]

Is there one movie that he's done which doesn't stink?

[enemyofall67]

@Izak80

rampage and postal are decent movies..........

[TheFinlandnator]

Bollshit.

[lipenunesalbuquerque]

The winner is...UWE BOLL!!!

[ps3slimshadyxXx]

Uwe Boll is so behindert

[LuxiconLaMena]

Thumb UP IF you think his movies are the best !!

[MrCorndogEater]

This guy makes Hitler look reasonable

[Poodleinacan]

@SilverGunZoO And FarCry without the mutagen. And Alone In The Dark without the...things the possessed peoples.

[Poodleinacan]

Uwe is the worst filmmaker of video movies!

[Bulloxe4]

Just when we forgive the Germans for Auschwitz they start with this Uwe Boll shit

[SilverGunZoO]

He should had said, our main focus are video game adaptations because we like to fuck up games.

Seriously, blood rayne the game, was amazing, blood rayne the movie was a disgrace.

[sotokorro]

uwe boll ist der schlechteste regisseur aller zeiten, dem würde ich gerne in vancouver eine auf die fresse schlagen

[SawMovies]

I really think this whole 'Bash Boll' stuff is childish and ridiculous. Don't like his movies? Don't watch it. I mean, I HATE 'The Room', but I'm not going to sign a petition to stop Tommy Wiseau from making movies. I just don't watch his work. Its that simple :)

[josepunkthrashdude]

epic frap battles of history! uwe boll vs david hasselhoff :)

[josepunkthrashdude]

@josepunkthrashdude rap*

[etiscool1]

What an odd BOLL! Get it?!?!?!?!

[Frankydoesitalso]

Haaaa Gotta love this guy. Whocares for his movies. As a person he's just the greatest guy there is. i love him even more because he shits inthe face of all those videogameplaying nerds around the world.

[XGTDaveX]

He doesn't play video games, but makes movies about video games''

-_-''

[iluv2tr0ll]

IM UWE BOLL I MAKE MOVIES!!!!!! *PUNCH*

UWE BOLL IS DA GREATEST DIRECTOR AND HUMAN BEING IN DA WORLD!

[MegaDetH822]

More like Uwe Balls amirite?

[Guyverhoeven]

If this guy was doing Metal Gear Solid. Riots would start.

[GORIZARD6]

I think Uwe Boll is no longer the worst filmmaker of our time. It is Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer!!! Now they make REAL SHITTY MOVIES!!! After 5 shit movies they still make movies!

[prsguitar22]

Uwe Boll? this guy can make a film about Tetris one day. Trust me

[Bruno1986BR]

Uwe Boll just destroys everything he touches. The Hollywood guys did very well to make him stop boxing his critics (he broke a guy's maxilar) otherwise he's lose his rights to film.

When I watched House of the Dead (WORST MOVIE EVER), Alone In the Dark, Postal (WORST "COMEDY" EVER, I HAD to stop, couldn't watch the end), etc., I didn't know they were made by a same director. I knew the director had no talent at all, but I didn't know he was such an idiot, immature and violent douche.

[sartanko]

So he box people to prove he is a good director?

Why not make good movies to prove that?

Ah well!

[Bruno1986BR]

@sartanko He's the biggest douche I've ever seen in Hollywood. And Hollywood is THE Land of the Douches!

He boxes his critics because he has no arguments to defend himself. He's just horrible and can't accept it, then he insults verbally and phisically (by boxing) his critics to feed his anger. He should retire, open a boxing gym and live his life away from the movies.

What surprises me is that some stupid people still hire him to make movies based on games. But he doesn't even play them! =/

[sartanko]

@Bruno1986BR

Yeah I know.

"I'm Uwe Boll, what are movies?"

[Bruno1986BR]

@sartanko hahahahah Yeah, that sounds like him!

[Iwannaplayssbb]

please, find this man............shoot him in the balls, kill him,rape him, eat his flesh, consume his soul, mount his head on a wall, and repeat the process 20 more times just to be safe

[1011saint]

@Iwannaplayssbb if he even has any balls

[Bruno1986BR]

How many more games is he gonna rape before he finally stops? And how many morons will still invest on him to turn games into movies?

[Bruno1986BR]

I know 3 horrible, crappy, shitty, just fucking SUCKY games he should turn into movies: BRUDAL BADDLE, ZULULA and CYBERGLADIATORS! All fight games. UWE BOLL, RAPE THESE GAMES, PLEASE, THEY DESERVE!

[madcreator12]

I'm not sure he realises he has NO FANS AT ALL. And pigs will fly before Uwe Boll wins an Academy Award. You can just see he's a massive wanker.

[R3troguy]

best troll ever

[1011saint]

UWE BOLL SUCKS BOLL HIS FILMS ARE COMPLETE BOLLSHIT stop raping video games he never played a video game in his entire shittylife that explains everything uwe go see bloodrayne delivrance you piece of shitty shit

[mattjnor98]

I wonder what Quentin Tarantino has to say about this guy.

[LA1423]

Quite a charmed life this man lives. He directs one horrible dick sauce of a movie after another, he abuses the tax laws so he can earn more than his movie's budget or income, and after the criticism he challenges his critics to a boxing match and beats the living man-shit out of them. I can see why he's being called the next Ed Wood. His direction is horse diareha, his visual effects make Mario on the NES look like Inception, in the end all he does is take a piss on beloved video games

[Bruno1986BR]

Bloodrayne is his too? Oh, now I understand.

Boxing against those who criticize him won't make him a better director. He SUCKS.

[Bruno1986BR]

Do all his movies based on video games SUCK? Alone in the Dark, Far Cry, House of the Dead... All sucked! And I saw on Wikipédia that he is aggressive, calls all who criticize him nerds and some of his movies (more than 1?!) are among the 100 WORST movies ever made.

I hope they NEVER call him to make a possible Metroid Movie.

[cjwright79]

Uwe is a free spirit and I gotta like him for that reason alone.

[SolenmSerpent]

"I do not play video games at all."

And thus, the source of his mediocrity is pinpointed.

[rahagbab]

I guess we found something out today. Uwe Boll shouldn't be in directing, he should be in a wrestling cage, wagering people to last 3 minutes in the ring with him.

[CyborgNinja128]

hes good at boxing.. but he sucks as a movie director xD

[CeruleanFilms]

"I do not play video games at all".

That explains his whole career.

[prsguitar22]

@CeruleanFilms EXACTLY :D Fuck bolls! boll sucks balls!

[IfWordsAreFreedom]

Also, jetzt wird mir richtig schlecht. "Größenwahnsinn" als Marketingstrategie bis zum Exzess! Ein Bernd Eichinger konnte bestimmt auf das fragwürdige, haptische Gefühl verzichten, einen "Dr". Uwe Boll im Gesäß zu haben. Nachdem Eichinger verstorben ist, würde ich mich mit einem solchen Zitat abgrundtief schämen. Who "the fuck" is Uwe Boll? Rumpelstielzchen!

[nativewizard]

this nazi makes michael bay and roland emmerich look like scorsese!

[rodent456]

Lol this guy is awesome.

[Peeks24]

Use boll sucks dick

[YuriPRIME]

Go Boll! Go! I love this guy!

[TheReverend29]

@YuriPRIME you're joking , right ?

[CarlVonNirgendwo]

this peace of shit wanted to make the warcraft movie, but blizzard told him to fuck off

[Ghostblood1334]

@CarlVonNirgendwo Konami told him the same thing when he wanted to do Castlevania and Metal Gear Solid.

[PuddleOfShitInMyFace]

@CarlVonNirgendwo warcraft doesnt deserve a movie.

[GigaBahamut]

We have a director that loves to make video games to movies. Only problem is...his name is Uwe Boll...

[MisumiNagisa1]

Dont you dare to touch WOW!!!

[NoOneIsLikeWinona]

As you should aware the speech from his mouth are rightly said "I dont play videogames, I just make their film adoptions"

How the heck does the man suppose to cinematize a videogame withouth even knowing what this all is about????

[herminkei]

i feel so bad for this guy.

[Mortalstefan]

He made one good movie "Rampage"

[kingofqwerty]

Uwe Boll is the man!

[smileyfaceguy95]

it amazes me that people compare this dude to ed wood. sure they're both really bad directors, but ed wood was at least likeable, while this dude is just a fucking asshole!

[butty41]

so wait he wants to prove he a great director by boxing people? well i aint an expert but maybe he should try to make a better film than them or something?

[LukeMcMasters]

dear world: we (germany) do dissociate from this person!!

[14Wojtass]

Uwe Balls xD

[huerta95]

Lol? He makes video-game adaptation and he doesnt even play games? I guess people is right about he being a bad director but rampage was a decent movie

[simpledude58]

Someone need to make a movie about this guy.

[ri394]

this guy needs to make a movie with tommy wisseau

omg that'll be fuckin' epic. that's actually sumthing i'd want to see.

[nooneisusingthisname]

I love Uwe Boll, because SOMEONE has to.

[0prosthetics0]

its not just the fact he is a bad director that he makes horrible movies, its because he is making movies about games he probably hasnt played 1:56 that is why he is the worst of the worst when it comes to directing.

[Satsujin1]

1:44 - 2:00 I fucking FLIPPED. What an ASSHOLE!!

[IndoneVoid]

nice try Uwe boll, until someone grievously mad and attack you and your close relation because your own blind pride.

if you enver play video game, don't try toa ct tough and screw the story.

[TheSamiryoussef]

SCREW YOU UWE BOLL!!! you raped the house of the dead games and shit out a crappy movie about it

[TheNorweagian]

HE MADE A MOVIE ABOUT POSTAL! AND THE ONLY THING GREAT MUST BE : Uncle Dave, Postal Dude, Vince Desi in a Krotchy Costume :)

[GORIZARD5]

0:05 Fans? HE HAS NO FANS!!! Poor guy, he actually thinks he has fans

[CSSsayYES]

Boll is King haha :D now his movies are good (Rampage) so fu all :>

[mattjnor98]

Uwe Boll might be a horrible director, but I feel sorry for the guy because of him getting that much hate. I don't like the guy, but I don't hate him. I just hope he makes a decent movie in the future.

[1011saint]

@mattjnor98 which probaly never happen to uwe balls cause he probaly purposely that much of a shitty actor

[Arbiter567]

Uwe boll should take over directing of the next Tim Burton project so millions of scene kids and failed abortions die at once.

[JinNOSify]

worst producer eva!

[chorizo1337]

Lulz this guy is a grade A troll, he makes money ven if his movies flop (german movie wellfare) and yet he is still able to show his movies to a mainstream audience while hes an indy guy. Of course his movies dont have to get better, he has the german taxpayers to make him a winner at the end of the day, and i am someone who hates socialism.

Oh yeah and ge beats the crap out of his haters? You all jelly

[coneyislanddiscomark]

@chorizo1337 Uwe Boll is my hero and a god among men.

[chorizo1337]

@coneyislanddiscomark hell yeah, he the shit

[puttefnask]

He even said himself, he doesn't play video games. Of course his movies is going to be shit. He just reads the back of video game cartridges, because he doesn't have enough imagination to make anything original.

[assmonkey626]

Uwe boll is the fuckin shit! yes his movies kinda suck but he is funny as hell and if you saw farcry you would know what im talkin about. this guy should be acting not directing.

[Skullbumble]

Atleast he is good in boxing.. Maybe he should just do that

[brzostek0700]

you fucking pussy.

[Sungatii]

uwe boll, oscar winner!?

sorry mate, but thats NOT going to happen.

[1BrknHrtdRomeo]

LOL the fucker thinks he'll win an oscar.

yeah...no...

[xxAlexLoves182xx]

if you want to shoot me come to Vancouver and box against me? like wtf your not supposed to box against someone in order to shoot dumb fucking german douche

[Darusdei]

It's called tax evasion that's why he is able to make this god awful films...

[mattjnor98]

@DEaTHBRinGERZ24 Steven Spielberg would be the perfect man to help him with his directing skills. If he wants to do another video game adaptation, he needs to buy a Wii and play any game he wants to turn into a movie. That way, it will turn out decent.

[Andrew20154]

he probably uses wikipedia to research the so called 'game adaptations' he creates.

[blackshads]

Uwe boll makes Michael bay look like Orson welles.

[Dilapsor]

Uwe Boll is this generation's Ed Wood. The fact of the matter is that the plots of the video games he has adapted were stupid and shallow to begin with. While granted his movies ARE terrible, I think that it has simply become chic to complain about him.

[joseanzaldua]

Let us all pray he doesn't touch the half life series

[lustriecki]

He should start directing hardcore scat porn. I mean really, there are no feces shown in his production yet everything is pure shit. Pac-man's plot is too deep for you asshole. <3 Uwe Blow.

[40Pacino]

This is why I'm glad we have people like Martin Scorsese, Christopher Nolan, Quentin Tarantino, the Coen Bros. and Ridley Scott. They restore our faith in cinema. Shit, I would watch the Star Wars prequels before I watch any of Uwe's movies again.

[mattjnor98]

@40Pacino What about Steven Spielberg, he makes decent movies despite a few stinkers (Indy 4 anyone). Overall, He fits in that category of directors who restore faith in cinema with those people you mentioned.

[40Pacino]

@mattjnor98 Oh most definitely. I was really only naming a few directors that I like personally but Spielberg is superb

[belneddy]

wake up! hollywood is about making money,whats wrong with that?.nobody has to watch that crap.

[nAthaNkco]

I want to kill him, seriously. He fucked up my sweet cute sexy Rayne.... EHHH IMMA KILL HIM!

[SaucisseMerguez]

Saying things like " It makes it easier to sell the film" makes you not only sounds like a jackass but also it will make more people hate you. Boll you brought the hate on yourself.

[yeahKasyeah]

what a tool

[efebo66]

this short film is better than all of his movies

[6Anti6Hero7]

I thought Rampage was pretty cool.

[NiggersofWestCompton]

@6Anti6Hero7 DEATHHH TOOOO YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[6Anti6Hero7]

@NiggersofWestCompton Fuck off. Just that one movie. All his other movies sucked.

[Fjuka]

Can someone tell me how he can get good actors to his movies?

[peruforza2]

his boxing abilities should be as bad as his directing!! one critic should be able to KO him good!!!

[jazzyne14]

dude uwe boll is a fucking money grubbing fast talking prick

[CosmicUndeadElf]

Wow its like he's proud of what a money gobbling hack he is, there is no artistic motivation behind what he does at all, its just about getting rich. There are too many people like him in the movie business.

[LalaThaOlo]

Uwe Boll is that epic fail that he is Epic Win

[topraman519]

Uwe Boll is a terrible director, but the people protesting his movies have no life. The movies don't make much money anyway. Protest Michael Bay films instead.

[Zolega89]

Enjoying Uew Boll's movies isn't normal.

But on meth it is

[tminustech]

Uwe fills me with such insane rage.

[keysersoze5]

In the immortal words of the Nostalgia Critic, "What a cocksucking douchebag."

[Pope2501]

Uwe Boll will be recognized as the only important contributor to film in the next 100 years.

[ghostintheshell21]

boll u rock, dude!!

[TheViolenceMan]

what a total failure of a man

[ChuckFeren]

his movies suck bolls

[beeftothetaco]

I wonder if he is popular in Germany

[GhostReconGuy]

Well that clears it up. HE DOESN'T PLAY VIDEO GAMES.

[FitzChivalryFarseer2]

This here people is the man with the biggest balls.... ever.

Gods I love Uwe. Creative and funny and his films are not made to be taken seriously. Got to take them as a joke and laugh along. You either get it or don't that simple.

[mrharryarta]

If you guys want to beat him up , torture , crucify and shoot him , then just call Scott Adkins .

[tempac91]

First HITLER, now BOLL?

[lupinostar]

Well done, Uwe...

[JohnFortman]

Those who hates him are mindless-mass people, without their own opinion, saying things that they think will make them look smarter.

[BLACKIESBOY]

WHAT... AN... ASSHOLE

[AwesomeCoasters]

I think everybody's being very disrespectful towards the man. I mean, yes, he's a bad director... so is that supposed to count as an excuse to treat him like he commited a CRIME? Quit it everybody, picking on him in a thousand different ways in comment sections is just cowardly!

And if you think your attacks on him can be justified by a certain ''anger'' that his movies provoke in you, why dont you attack Paul W.S. Anderson? or the friggin body of Ed Wood? Again, there's no excuse.

[jawehawk]

@AwesomeCoasters Maybe because their movies didn't suck on ever single level.

[ThatJeramo]

Euw.... Boll

[TheMgsFanatic]

Best asshole of movie history

[Skiveron]

Dammit Germany you already gave us Hitler and now this????

[noideac]

the critics want to insult him, take him in the ring, AND LOOSE!

[manucarlos751]

My name is Uwe Boll. unt this is my crappy movie bag...

[FlyingGold]

This guy sucks ass!!! ARRghh I hate his guts!

[anticlers]

petitiononline(dot)com/RRH5388­8/petition.html

STOP Uwe Boll your chek on the PETITION

[EfnSco]

He should make a film adaptation of mike Tyson's PunchOut. Then again, I don't know If his directorial skills have matured enough for that level of dialogue.

[natojacobs5]

I'm Uwe Boll.

I make horseshit.

[shgena]

Uwe, Thanks for "Auschwitz". Ram it down their throats. Force them to stop denying!

:):)

[goldenlotus82]

This guy is a real psycho...

[BIGBOSS1983100]

I hope he never directs a movie about metal gear solid.

[Moeppstar]

hab zwar schon des öfteren etwas gegen ihn gelesen und konnte es bis jetzt nicht so ganz nach vollziehen... aber wenn man hört was der für eine scheiße labert, das ist echt unglaublich.. wenn er einen beruf rein aus profitablen gründen ausüben will soll er sowas wie unternehmensberater oder aktienanalyst werden.. sowas wie bollshit sollte kein ressigeur sein

[MUSIKSAMKING]

@Moeppstar Alles klar alle anderen Ressigeure machen ihre Filme natürlich nur weil sie etwas für die Zuschauer übrig haben.