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  • Bless this man.

  • It is kind of funny but I find cerebal palsy to be sad.

  • Cerebral Palsy has nothing to do with mental retardation, period.

  • haveen a good ole time wid jeeduts haha i cant help what i think is funny... but i'd totally be friends with this guy

  • idk how this is funny...you ever posted this is retarded..GET A FUCKN LIFE

  • It's kinda funny but I feel really bad for laughing at someone with Cerebral Palsy.

  • I'm going to hell for laughing at this.

  • DO you idiots who make fun of this man make fun of ALL people with Cerebral Palsy or just people who love God inspite of their handicaps?....

    When you make fun of a man like this you prove who the REAL idiots are..... look in the mirror....morons!

  • @juliemillerfan I dunt now how to usa mirror mommy never taghr me

  • @juliemillerfan shut-up retard

  • Retarded? He sounds just like any preacher.

  • Excuse me, but DON'T make snap Judgements about people from how they look or sound. David Ring is an extremely intelligent man with a wife and children who travels this country with a good message and he's got Cerebral Palsey he's NOT mentally retarded.

    As for you Boss, I'll pray for you.

  • LOLWUT

  • I SWEAR I CAN DO THIS TOO. will somebody please call me and tell me how much i can make hourly doing this?

  • anyone who doesn't know the difference between cerebral palsy and mental retardation should really refrain from insulting anyone other then themselves.

  • @fatalposition Anyone who doesnt know the difference doesnt deserve to procreate - in case their children end up with a birth defect and they think its retarded - GOD FORBId

  • cerebral palsy is not a form of mental retardation. whoever posted this is more likely the retard.

  • Ok Guys, This pastor's name is David Ring, and he is not retarded, he has Cerebral Palsy... He came on the scene in teh early 90's... not sure if he is still around, but he did overcome a lot to get where he is.

  • Hail Satan

  • Not sure what it says about me but I thought he was really good.

  • maybe he is just deaf

  • @MrKcomstock cerebral palsy, its a birth defect, not a form of retardation. the person who posted this is the real retard.

  • DUUUHHHH!!! 

    LOL

  • Goddamn! I'd like to see what it's like for Forrest Gump to be a preacher!

  • i didnt notice anything different from other preachers.......

  • Looks like all other preachers.

  • Please pass the spit shield

  • oh dear.....religion just got a hell of alot worse!!!

  • this is way more funneir than forrest gump lol

  • Who declares what 'retarded' is? Just because a man has cerebral palsy does not mean he is 'retarded'. I happen to think David Ring has a wonderful message and yes I am a Christian and proud of it. Those of you who judge because of physical things and not getting to know the heart and mind of a person are 'retards' in my eyes; you are retarding the ability to have full respect of a person because of something they can't control.

  • @MsALMill

    I agree with you, however I also understand why this man is being made fun of. Christians call everyone else retarded for not believing and it is simple retaliation. This man could have absolutely nothing wrong with him and people would still be split, they would call him retarded and stupid as well as the other positive things.

  • @TranscendantShadows I hate to say it but I disagree with Your statement there. True Christians do not "call everyone else retarded for not believing", those are merely people who say they are Christians. True Christians do not judge others for they know tis not their place to judge. Those that do judge shall simply be taken care of on the day of reckoning.

  • @MsALMill

    Christians like you are rare indeed. It's quite refreshing really as I used that "judge not lest ye be judged" before and was told that I was misunderstanding the bible. They claimed they had the right to judge, lol. So then I was not mistaken?

    Anyhoo, whether I got my statement right or wrong, it was conveying what I thought to be the general reason and whether the reason is sound or not is of little importance, as ideas can often be wrong.

  • @MsALMill: unfortunately, the people who actually FIT under the definition of "true"christian is a far more of a rare minority than Christianity would like u to believe.That's the "dirty little secret" of the religion.Well...ONE of them anyway.If there were more "true"christians, I'd probably go to church more often...regularlyANDvoluntaril­y *lol*. The 1 I go to is open24/7& I usually have the place2myself & I prefer it that way b/c of all those pesky, typical "non-true" christians*lol*

  • @CactusHeart79: Oh I agree completely that not many that "FIT under the definition of "true"Christian" but I do pray more and more to see the light. I know I'm still young in my beliefs about it, that I have not grown as so many others think I should have, but its hard when there are no really good earhtly role models for true Christianity. Like you I don't attend the physical church often and yet I know i need the fellowship and teaching from one.

  • @MsALMill: Well, it's a pretty tall order to do when the religion itself has been corrupted by man for centuries. The Bible has been so hacked/edited, and it's so contradictory of itself, people not only STILL argue on it's interpretation TO THIS DAY, some passages are applied by extremists and other wackos as supporting any agenda they have(like Jim Jones?).WHY are there SO many verions to ONE book anyway? And yeah, that also (no good earthly role models).

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  • How does he know Mom and Dad are not burning in Hell forced to suck Satan's greasy cock??

  • even a retard knows that god is gooder than hell ooohh yeah !! whooooow ! lol man i'm going to hell

  • DUHHHHH!!!!!

  • Mom and Dad threeway with Jebus??

  • God make him unretarded please!!

  • Gretzky!!!!!

  • Did god do that on purpose?????

    Not a good advert....

  • Have any of you heathens know "There but for the grace of God go I"??

  • @itsallgood20002 So God is an asshole who makes some people retarded and gives "Grace" to the rest of us? What a dick.

  • @CelestialWoodway My point is to stop bottom feeders from making fun of the less fourtunate..So here's a hardy FUCK YOU and have a nice day

  • @itsallgood20002 Bottom feeder? Does that refer to your gay sexual fantasies? It's fortunate asshole you must be retarded also. FUCK You and your Mother's twat and have a shitty day!!

  • @CelestialWoodway Oh did I hit a nerve? Bottom Feeder? Go Troll other boards..You might even catch a grammer mistake or aword that's not spelled correct. Please your mother douched the best part of you out. PWNED! lol

  • @itsallgood20002 Bitch please. You are about as funny as cancer on this retard's balls. Scratch that! That would actually be funny. Fuck you retarded Christian lover! You are the TROLL assface!!

  • have cerebral palsy dumbass your nonbelieve dumbass i cp too you need to down down you pray

  • Faith and IQ seem to be inversely proportional.

  • people need to KEEP THEIR MOUTHS SHUT..................God can use ANYBODY stop speaking against their man he keep it real unlike prosperity preachers takin yall money

  • @sexydeedy22

    any evangelist, whether they preach prosperity or are mentally handicapped , they all come off like fools.

  • @TheGreatLyger U Serious.............those who are mentally handicapped did nothing wrong to end up like dat prosperity preachers choose to steal and make money off the desperate and needy they are the real fools pimpin the flock for money puttin fear in folk threatenin if u dont give them a certain amount of money something bad gon happen to u and all dat otha stuff.....

  • @sexydeedy22

    yes i am serious, the prosperity gospel is much easier to prove foul, but any preacher, no matter who they are, is trying to sell you an invisible product. they all tell you that if you don't live like them you will wind up tortured forever in the bad place.......in one case you are threatened with poverty, the other ETERNAL TORTURE....either way, they are lousy people

  • @TheGreatLyger I HAVE TO ADMIT IAM TIRED OF PROSPERITY PREACHERS SOME OF MY CLOSEST FAMILY BE GIVIN THEM MONEY.......SMH...............­....LOL

  • This isn't funny or interesting-Just another Christian.

  • @hmcg020 amen  jedus amen

  • This man (David Ring) is not mentally retarded. He was born with cerebral palsy which affects the muscles of the body but not intelligence. This includes the muscles of the face, which obviously affects his speech. However, this has not hindered him from preaching the Word of God, even to those who might make fun of him. BTW, despite his physical handicap, he has a thriving ministry, a very lovely wife, and four or five kids, and his testimony is a blessing to many.

  • @Cynthiano2009 I'm glad so many people commenting can realize that this isn't funny, and that DR is not mentally retarded. As RMC Disciple said, He's a blessed child of God.

  • this is not even funny

  • His name is David Ring and he has cerebral palsy. He's a blessed child of God.

  • sounds like a regular christian to me

  • how do you not find this funny? you gotta a huge fag to to not laugh at this!!

  • I belive he has lips, not lips lips, but the illness lips, he cant say s

  • people who made this video are sick. this video is edited to make this pastor look stupid. he has cerebral palsy. (has nothing to do with brian function but muscle function).

  • i dont think hes mentally ill its an act. i think

  • He's not retarded, he either has some kind of neurological problem or intense hearing problems.

  • Thanks guys for letting us know about this amazing guy. I decided to check out his speeches in context (outside of your cut/paste clips) and was amazed. What a powerful and courageous speaker. If Jesus can give such strength to someone who would not just go to the corner and play dead, maybe alI need to re-think any attacks on Him.

  • This is the most logical preacher I've ever heard if you ask me. I think all the other preachers are retarded.

  • Is he really retarded or is he just pretending to be retarded?

  • It is the business of small men and boys to make fun of a person's unchangeable attributes. --Mark Twain. It's possible he has Cerebral Palsy which is a condition that attacks the nervous system. The person who posted this video was too cowardly to post who this talented preacher was. It is sad that degenerates like this poster enter society. Likely, all he will have in response to my posting will be profanity and name-calling.

  • @WizardOfHumor1989 Neither

  • Preacher man on TV with a suit, a tie and a vest says send your money to the Lord but he gives you his address. God bless you all but most of all send your money. "Hank Jr"

  • flyboyrego

    they wrong for posting this

  • God is working powerful miracles through this incrediblely gifted preacher !

    His sermon is a revelation !

    This is some really good old gospel preaching !

    We shall take america back for God,

    and defeat the perverted democrats and liberals !

    This man should be seen every sunday preaching on TV nationally.

    What america needs is a nationwide annointing !

  • Praise God ! Praise the Lord !

    What an inspirational speech !

    God has commanded us to Vote 100% Republican in 2010 & 2012 !

    Ban gay marriage as first step in final solution !

    Have a blessed and most holy day !

  • Christian+Retard=totally braindead

  • Must be an evanglist sub human lmao

  • poor guy....and poor people giving this guy money to support his managers and handlers... shame on that organization that uses disability to cash in.

  • Show me documentation.

  • Sounded like your average preacher to me.

  • ppl should NEVER lump dumb Christians with ppl of other faiths, its very offensive

  • That is Pastor David ring -- he is physically handicapped; diagnosed with cerebral palsy at the age of two, but he is a smart, witty, funny, and charismatic man and terrific preacher.

  • Proof that all christians are retards

  • @Boss5414 Christians are not retards you are.

  • This is not funny, what is funny is that Christians ACTUALLY believe that ONE person can die for the sins of ALL mankind. hilarious.

    No meditation required. No hard work on ones psyche, compassion, humility, unconditional love nothing . . .no point in trying hard to please God and have God Consciousness. Because just by "accepting Jesus as Your personal Lord and savior" You go to "heaven". Hilarious.

    Jesus is A son of God, his life is the ULTIMATE example how to live with God Consciousness.

  • @NassimHarameinVedas JESUS died on the cross for the sins of the entire human race. He rose from the grave on the third day. There is nothing funny about the lost going to a devil's hell and burning throughout all eternity.

  • @1954phyllis Whats funny is you telling other people that they must beleive this without you yourself having the evidence. And your idea of evidence is not evidence. Infact its best that you stop telling people what they should do and start thinking about your life. Religious beleif is personal to many people and Christians. Keep it personal and it stays personal :-)

  • @1954phyllis *yawn*

    So...have you ever read any other books? Let's talk about those...

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  • God love every single one of us.

  • @michignazio1 Was that a prayer or a statement? lol

  • if god made us all....

    why cant i stop laughing hahahahahaha?

  • our father, who art in heaven. hallowed be thy name. thy kingdom come thy will be done on earth as it is in heaven give us this day our daily bread and forgive us our tresspasses as we forgive those who tresspass against us and lead us not into temptation but deliver us from evil.
  • God uses & elevates those people that society often considers the least , broken etc for His Glory. God's anointing makes the difference.  No 1 is capable of doing the Father's work without His anointing. In 2 Corthinians 12:9 "My grace is sufficient for you, for my power is made perfect in weakness" is the reply of the Lord to Paul who had an unknown affliction he preferred to be rid of. This afflliction, we all have @ least 1, was to keep Paul humble as a servant of the Lord. Blessings!

  • Sarah Palin 2012 !!!

  • Never thought there was retarded christans, I mean all christans starts below a retarded person on an intelligence scale, but I never imagined a retarded christian, they are not even on it :O

    Intelligence scale:

    Atheist<Average<Retarded<Chris­tian Creationist

  • please help me get this video and the guy who made it. this person is just a man full of hate and would rather make fun of somebody rather than listening to the full message of the video. and come on he isnt fooling me this is all editing. i do editing for a living. anyway please help me get this guy kicked off youtube.

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  • @armenianply you are a retard...hey look i can say that all i want, and so can the guy who posted this video...i plead the first. jackass (and yes right now i am a jackass)

  • @armenianply you have to do editing for a living in order to tell this isn't a single shot? Shucks! No wonder I thought it was all one piece. :(

  • @armenianply shut up, dickface.

  • This is awesome - - there are church members that hold truth & just sit on it not doing anything - Yet they make fun of this man....

    God bless him for doing what he knows how... Awesome testimony...

  • actually guys hese a really good preacher. whoever posted this just to make fun of illness has issues with themselves. but hese really good. im sure most of you have been through things bad thngs and thats what he preaches over. its sad that some of you can joke at it. :(

  • what the fuck is he doing at 1:44 to like 2:10

  • I believe he is exampling Jesus from heaven, to his heart.

    Or the holyspirit.

  • Sounds like any other preacher to me.

  • He's smarter then Ted Haggart, that's for sure.

  • This guy's retarded? Seemed pretty smart when it comes to evangelists.

  • Fake.

  • I expect Retards too know better than believe this shit

  • Christians using a person with mental ilness to make their religion seem good and open to all.

    Users!!!

  • @Tzimnewman3 hahahhahah that works,, have a Retard Say their religion is Good..hahahah

  • @BrotherPAZUZU Since when is having cerebral palsy being retarded? For your information David Ring is not mentally retarded.

  • @Tzimnewman3 David Ring is not mentally retarded.

  • @1954phyllis I never said David was "mentally retarded" - But you just did!

  • someone with a disease that is funny makes it funny. If u dont like it then kill them before i have a chance to laugh. Seems pretty fair to me..... o yah and they can kill themselves 2 thats perfectly ok.

  • lol typical Christians... Sound like jesus made a retard on you on hes home..lol not only he gave you retardetion but to he made you an ass on Full public and on hes home.. Glad im not a Crhistian or a fucking Muslim, then i would have end like this man. LOL DUuuuuuHH

  • Whoever called this man retarded needs to put in a gas chamber and executed. Why people such assholes in this world!!!!

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  • @Girl7007 Babe, im ready to be executed.

  • @Girl7007

    You're taking the moral high ground while at the same time advocating gassing people to death? That is exactly what Hitler did, and he is commonly regarded as one of the biggest assholes in history.

  • Killing people is certainly less cruel then poking fun at someone isn't.

  • What a cowardice act. Insulting me with your childish thrash talk and blocking me afterward. You illustrated very well your stupidity not only in your comment but especially in your pm.

  • You people are the dumbest people in existence. This guy has cerebral palsy he's not retarded or mentally challenged in any way. You are so afraid of Christianity that you will sink so low as to call someone with cerebral palsy retarded. This is one of the many reasons atheism and secularism are dangerous. Only people without any morality can be so cruel and disturbed. And yes you do have to have God to be moral and righteous.

  • Settle down and change your tampon. It's just a joke.

  • What is wrong with you? Are you seriously so calus and cold that you think its ok to call someone with cerebral palsy retarded and everyone should just calm down? What if this was your father or brother or a dear friend? Would it still be funny then? Oh wait I'm sorry I forgot I was talking to someone with no morals. Enjoy laughing and being numb to life.

  • I never called him retarded. You on the other hand, may be retarded.

  • I never said you called him retarded. I said you think its ok. Typical non-believer, has no answer so they dodge the questions and resort to name calling. Lord just give me one mature intelligent adult who can have a conversation like a grown up just one. Oh how sad and frustrating it must be to live numb to life and lacking knowledge and the ability answer questions and defend your position.

  • I never exactly said it was okay to make fun of christians, I mean retards. Sorry. I just think it's okay to joke about dark things because it helps you get through them. Sort of like the crusaders making jihad jokes, you know?

  • he seems quite happy to be alive, and thankful, for someone who is handicapped, i agree with you sir.

  • @jcwatch23 Yet you have a video in your favorites titled "Gary the Retard Fights The Flu" and you find that funny, as do I but that's beside the point. Typical christian hypocrite.

  • There is not enough room in this comment box to explain to you how mis-informed and ridiculous your comment is.

  • Illustrate what's misinformed and ridiculous about it. You can post multiple times, "duh".

  • Lol, you mad?

  • Why does he have cerebral palsy? Why his god doesn't heal him? Where is his god now?

  • In the same place you keep your sarcasm.

  • inserted into your anus?

  • Charming and articulate and you can't even tell the crappy joke properly.

    "your anus" is not the punch line its the one word "Uranus" That's the best you can do? A joke we all learned in the first grade?

  • @Crazydog7 no no no

    I was talking about a rectum.

  • I feel really sorry for the people that find this funny. Making fun of someone with a mental disorder is just pathetic and disgusting.

  • So much for intelligent design.

  • "duuuuuhhhggg"  xDD

  • I see no difference between this man and any other preacher.

  • @EmilBeaird

    There's a difference. I don't want to laugh at this guy as much as I thought I would.

  • RETARD!

  • That you make funny of a preacher is one thing, but using a retard for making fun, that brings an shame on you!

  • That's what they all sound like to me. Looks suspiciously like inbreeding, how surprising...

  • He ought to go to Earnest Angely and get that shit HEALEEEEEEEED ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

  • This is a perfect example of why "Science is a philosophy of discovery while Religion is a philosophy of ignorance."

  • Why be religious if you can grow up?

  • in some sense, all preachers (especially christian) are retarded. :)

  • reminds me of every christian i've ever met.

  • But I'd actually give this guy a pass for believing in a magical man up in the sky.

    I have to confess that I find him somewhat of an entertaining speaker.

  • He just seems like a typical evangelical christian to me. What's unique about this?

  • My thoughts exactly!

  • Rocky sounds more coherent than that.

  • I don't know how anybody could keep a straight face while watching this. I could never keep a straight face when it comes to anybody preaching about the bible.

  • Isn't that redundant "Retarded Preacher"?

  • lol, yes, I wanted to mention that too :D

  • This preacher has cerebral palsy. Therefore he's not retarded, he is merely fkin stupid. By the by, I love when he says "duh".

  • Insane... in so many ways...

  • Hey, pandagirlable! Before you say their assholes, you should look at wether or not u have the brains to be in a position to say it. Why do u believe in religon? are u that retarded? Has some brainless preacher tought u that, and u listened? Are r u just depressed that you r u cretin, and u hope god can fix it?

  • seems like a normal pastor to me.....

  • proof that christians and retards are the same thing lol

  • hahaha what a fucking retard,

  • If you dont know what you are talking about maybe you should just shut your mouth and stop talking about people like that.. I belive in karma its going to come back and bite you in the butt one day so whatever

  • u got some issues....... I think you are just jealous cause he is smarter than you cause all you do probably during the day is get on here and judge people anyways and what brought you to this video trying to see what other retards looked like cause you just wanted to make sure you were normal or not well guess what you arent for being such a sick person as to say something like that at least I know where you are going when you die and i hope you bring a fan with you cause its going to be hot

  • you are one f***ed up person to get on here and post a video like this and talk about him like that what kidof person are you. Going straight to hell for that one

  • He has mental issues

    Atleast he has the guts to get up there and face it when people make fun of him!!!!!!

  • it's like watching glen beck

  • i was expecting him to throw the mic around and smash something up........DUUUUUUUUUUURURRRRRR­R 1.56

  • Lmao evolutionary reject xD

  • Aren't all catholics like this?

  • no that would be all protestants !

  • We are proud of our good gospel preaching !

    The catholic preaching is boring compared to this !