Я – АААрггхх. Будем знакомы. Сижу в харчевне старины Трувора за столом, тихо, мирно, ничего не делаю, не шалю (разве что примус не починяю!) – читаю книгу. И тут ко мне, разумеется, пристают, машут мечами, ругаются вслух, а некий столичный задохлик мнит из себя графа… Результат предсказуем: я всех бью, получаю новую работу, лишние шишки – и лезу за нанимателем в самое пекло. Гр-р-р!
Alien ... ಠ_ಠ
jonigod24 18 hours ago
I'd tap dat
iChelseaGrinnedJesus 1 day ago
DEAR LORD...
sanlad1 2 days ago
this song just suits this video so much
alexchris32 2 days ago
9 people look like this
VoicesfromtheLight 3 days ago
A face only a daedra could love...
Jokerjake72 5 days ago
fishy fishy fishy...
Somespatanwarrior 5 days ago
XD
iRunwithbuffalo 6 days ago
The whole time I was thinking "It's Benedict Cumberbatch...It's still Benedict Cumberbatch..."
Sasudela 6 days ago
thats a fuckin alien like fish
jolms08plus 1 week ago
It looks like E.T. =DDD
DuRiXWalk 1 week ago
It's from Tim Burton's stop-motion biopic about Michael Jackson.
NorvenLeverone 1 week ago
STOP RIGHT THERE ALIEN SCUM!
sexygrandpamidget 1 week ago
Looks like a guy that used to be in my class.
dwinfortehwin 2 weeks ago
...Squidward?
NotLizzy 2 weeks ago
Holy jesus, what is that? WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!
HomoErectus1994 2 weeks ago
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Now why Cant you do this in Skyrim?
Shedralarsuckit73 2 weeks ago
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Shedralarsuckit73 2 weeks ago
It's Quasimodo's brother! I thought I recognized him!
Gamesharked 2 weeks ago
hahahaha he looks like a blue alien whit lip glos and eye problems XD subsribe
lolguy321able 2 weeks ago
If you look at him from the right angle, I bet it looks like his head is missing lol.
ObscureTheEye 3 weeks ago
Wait..I know you!Justin Bieber it's time to pay for your crimes againist everyone's ears.What do you say in your defence?
FlYeRbUmPeR 3 weeks ago
@FlYeRbUmPeR -resist arrest
BombBakers 3 days ago
Michael Jackson's real life timeline of plastic surgeries....
shaynerwainer 3 weeks ago 6
Definatley got some Nondrick blood in her.
lcjj7 3 weeks ago
E.T GO HOME
ThePolicia997 3 weeks ago
vagineer
gestrosystem 3 weeks ago
It's sad that we can do characters like this in Skyrim.
alessiear 3 weeks ago
this guy made 8 accounts and disliked this video
mrbananaman29 3 weeks ago
look my school teacher..........she is female.
Nightmare7454 3 weeks ago
Lol. The argonian looks like a horse, the orc was kinda cute, but the rest... ooh, I had a really good laugh there :D
TheCrackedBrick 3 weeks ago
wtf XDDDD
ninjastudent333 4 weeks ago
this is why we don't do meth kids
TheGlowballer 4 weeks ago
And now go become a vampire.. then you will look even more retarded when vampirism reches 100
Enderboys 4 weeks ago
See kids that's what drugs will do to you
tardoin97 1 month ago
If I were gay.... Id tap that ass
WakeUpDummies 1 month ago
LMAO! Oh God, never laughed so hard at a video game character :)
WTFxBOOM 1 month ago
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My favorite comment (always makes me laugh):
"Emperor: Let me see your face..."
"Blades: PROTECT THE EMPEROR"
mickeysymbiose 1 month ago
idk it always lags for me.
Fujidrops123 1 month ago in playlist More videos from xXSH4D0WZz
30:1 HOW DID HE KNOW MY NAME
sitejs123 1 month ago
This was me after watching this chzmemebase[dot]files[dot]wordpress[dot]com/2011/09/memes-staying-up[dot]jpg
Djsp8ey 1 month ago
before it got too crazy it reminded me of Nicolas Cage
devourment8800 1 month ago
It kinda reminds me of Hades from Hercules in a strange way.
leonhart34 1 month ago
Man i need to lay off the skooma...
QDawgBlazze 1 month ago
I think im in love...
patrikonice 1 month ago
I thought this was porn...
peterer3425 1 month ago
OH GOD.... Kill it!KILL IT FAST, before it begin to talk!
TheHeavyDestroyer 1 month ago
RETURN THE SLAB
CadoMN 1 month ago
Meth? What could possibly happen
crumbybullet 1 month ago
Looks almost like Dyus from the Shivering Isles (the guy who made the Staff of Sheogorath).
lodziklocPL 1 month ago
He looks like a Necron... An alive Necron... So.... A Necrontyr?
Xavier22116 1 month ago
@Xavier22116 Yeah... I see it too.
liquidjoshi 1 month ago
/fapz
superblahmanofdoom 1 month ago
ITS BEAUTIFUL!
CookieCreamLord 1 month ago
DAMN NATURE
YOU SCARY
Chaoman2006 1 month ago 4
3:00
"Kill me."
hsumi1 1 month ago
"Are you sure you want to be a Dark Elf?"
NO TAKE IT AWAY
Shirrean 1 month ago
Couldn't stop laughing XD
DraconiusDragora 1 month ago
ET PHOONNEE HOOOME!
ElocTheComrade 1 month ago
the alien
Anarhist74rus 1 month ago
*Switches to argonian* Now we know where Jar-jar Binx comes from!
Ashuvain 1 month ago 5
Guard: STOP! YOU'VE VIOLATED MY EYESIGHT!
Bonovasitch 1 month ago 78
@Bonovasitch You mean Guard: STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMIN*belch*
AsianCity225 2 weeks ago
Fitting music don't you think?
digdudi 1 month ago
Wait. I know you.
Yes.
You are the one from my nightmares.
NortonG4mer 1 month ago 78
i Couldnt Help But laugh My Ass off
560pizza 1 month ago
half fish half elf
kingofshitland 1 month ago
Meth is a hell of a drug
ErikMovesMagnets 1 month ago
looks like someone ate a sour candy
VHSfightclub 1 month ago
u hungry?
VHSfightclub 1 month ago
i used to be an adventurer like you .. until i got my face trapped in a door
xb360ChickenChaser17 1 month ago 2
yeah im definentally going to see that face in my dreams tonight....
devlkiller0 1 month ago
3:11 IT'S HADES!
Minigun101 1 month ago
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iiirdrunk 1 month ago
imagine shivering isles hagrid! i need a dancer! ok! dancer violently vomets on the throne!
thekiller98ful 1 month ago
Я – АААрггхх. Будем знакомы. Сижу в харчевне старины Трувора за столом, тихо, мирно, ничего не делаю, не шалю (разве что примус не починяю!) – читаю книгу. И тут ко мне, разумеется, пристают, машут мечами, ругаются вслух, а некий столичный задохлик мнит из себя графа… Результат предсказуем: я всех бью, получаю новую работу, лишние шишки – и лезу за нанимателем в самое пекло. Гр-р-р!
makkes9 1 month ago
Reminds me of an arcadey zombie hack'n slash.
Vimmerbyarn 1 month ago
0:12 So it doesn't look that bad yet.
*Skip to 3:10* HOLY FUCK D'8
DarkPepson 1 month ago
the song is amazing :)
TheBBsander 1 month ago
2:45, homeboy just sucked on a lemon.
peeweesherman 1 month ago
I just skipped to 2:34 and I still cant stop laughing
SSTheGamer98 1 month ago
the male argonian looks like donkey from shrek... that aint right.
vonhertell999 1 month ago
Stop at 1:32 . Why ? Because his nose is bigger than my d**k .
lucian587 1 month ago
@lucian587 well that is unfortunate
Heiryuu 1 month ago
Uncle Gary?
KnoxCarbon 1 month ago
For some reason, its expression and the song worked in conjunction to make me feel sorry for the bastard.
I still laughed my ass off though.
WOLF777dude 1 month ago 3
He used to be normal... till he took an arrow to the...well... everywhere on his face
BoringAirsofter100 1 month ago
@BoringAirsofter100 You may have been funny... Until you took an overly repeated joke to the everything.
EnterTheDutch 1 month ago
STOP!, you violated the law!.....cover up your face or agree to be executed, your a disgrace to the Empire!.
MrDeano324 1 month ago
It's the Scream. Run.
Starfalko 1 month ago
The makers of this game should have really put a limit on those sliders. =D
AlvinJelmorini 1 month ago
OH MY STARS! Is this actually possible in the real game?!
molemanninethousand 1 month ago
I know what happened to him. A troll clapped he's head.
KingFIN100 1 month ago
Well... At least he'd easily get that quest where you HAVE to be ugly...
xSakachix 1 month ago
DRR... DRR... DRR...
TableTurningTurnways 1 month ago
AT phone home
wwfmbc3 1 month ago
I'd tap that...
637dan 1 month ago
aliens?
rivervink 1 month ago
Handsome squidward....
PluckyProductions99 2 months ago
Looks like the scream mask
TheEnd152 2 months ago
With the mod tes tools you can adjust a lot more an has no limits
shexcrum 2 months ago
You're face,God dammit!
elfskater98 2 months ago
now i know why he is in prison :D
Faction4Gaming 2 months ago
lol he's like gimmie kiss!
MrDJ2105 2 months ago
hahahahahhaa
mackx1066 2 months ago
slenderman? o_o
derf101234 2 months ago
Shit happens.
DrGunsam 2 months ago
Aaaw :3 isn't he cute.. :333
amypigen01 2 months ago
Lol @ his name
CSSZombieVideos 2 months ago
John Kerry starred in this video?
sociopathicregret 2 months ago
3:07 Oh dear god it's Edward from Twilight!
CCCM89 2 months ago
Isn't that Hades from Hercules?
daffybox 2 months ago
This is what skooma does to you. DONT DO DRUGS
hardcorenoob5 2 months ago
looks like a alien prostitute
Myopiandeezysays 2 months ago
...father....is that you? O_o
will10218 2 months ago
i think he just took an arrow to the knee
horridroadwar 2 months ago
is it just me, but did khajit look like a horse!?
BakedCakeComics 2 months ago
the orc looks better like that
MasonGeorge24 2 months ago
who are calling pinhead?
jkwon761 2 months ago 5
2:17 ha looks like my goldfish 'sigh'
TUCKER1111100 2 months ago
I think I've seen this guys on the sour head wrappers.
froggerooh 2 months ago
Our hero.
spacegoat4ever 2 months ago
Your face...I have seen it in my dreams.
I woke up screaming.
GothVampiress 2 months ago 130
Emperor: Whats do your face look like?
Girl: A alien you turd.
Againya23 2 months ago
Emperor: Let me see your face...
Blades: PROTECT THE EMPEROR
ElderScrollsFTWFTW 2 months ago 113
@ElderScrollsFTWFTW Hahahahaha made my day
WEAHTV 1 month ago
van gogh made this
eowarus 2 months ago
Am I just the only one watching this clip for the song?
lester2dev 2 months ago
@lester2dev Yes, yes you are.
Movies7829 2 months ago
OHMYGOD cant stop laughing
TheGokkun 2 months ago
beautyful music wat is the singer
lolzylol115 2 months ago
Emperor: "I have seen you in my dreams"
I wonder WTF kind of dreams he has O.o
HitchTech8 2 months ago
@HitchTech8 lol you stole that from another video, the kyle gas one, get ur own jokes
Terrorstanius 2 months ago
Micheal Jackson's damned 4th child.....
ElijahXS 2 months ago
YOUR PITIFUL ITS TRUE!
jayyeveli 2 months ago
3:44 beware of red arrow! It will someday turn against you...
Macko450 2 months ago
emperor must have had nightmares if he dreamed about this guy
PeelzMuseHere 2 months ago
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Emperor: "I've see you in my dreams..."
I wonder what kind of dreams he has.
KoolslamTV 2 months ago
looks like... ehm i never seen something like this
vankus501 2 months ago
Looks like someone out of Brink. XD
christhorpe100 2 months ago
Bahahahahaha XD.
Khornedevotee 2 months ago
Looks like Scream
ToxicFearful 2 months ago 2
Your beautiful is true :)
abafouilolxdmdr 2 months ago in playlist Autres vidéos de xXSH4D0WZz
At the end it should have said "Are you sure you want to play as this hideous creature?"
DaLucster72 2 months ago
thubs up if you want to see him wearing a helm :D
smokeudown 2 months ago
@cameron6531 You didn't copy that comment at all.
Agentkip1 2 months ago
who you callin' pinhead?
billysmom69 2 months ago
I'd Tap That!
Zumdox 2 months ago
DRRR DRRR DRRR
marchak 2 months ago
his name: GIMME KISS!
MineCrit 2 months ago
what im saying at 2:44.
Emperor: let me see your face.
Guards: PROTEDCT THE EMPEROR.
cameron6531 2 months ago
Bethesda gives us the ability to create men and women in our own image.... so we decide to make fish
WarAndMedievalGames 2 months ago
YAY WEIRD AL YANKOVICH!!!!!!!
Daedrasta 2 months ago
Oblivion u scary
TheGameHive 2 months ago
Must be one pretty fucked up emperor to see that guy in his dreams.
ackers5861 2 months ago
3:04 HORSE !!!!
Brilliant.
dragonoforigin 2 months ago
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AoiYukinoMisharu 2 months ago
dont know wat it is oblivion feels better in some way then skyrim but could be cause i have so many mods installed its ludicrous lol
007foppe 2 months ago
YOUR FACE GODDAMIT!
MrBiwinner 2 months ago
L. M. A. O.
smegzly 2 months ago
Kiss me.
Xolokos 2 months ago
Kinda reminds me of that scene from Army of Darkness.
DJGamer 2 months ago
why do they let us do this?
TheKoolkid1997 2 months ago
Thats not scary ... thats ugly :D
5yrox 2 months ago
1:10 his face looks like a bike setat :D
170kasi 2 months ago
2:44 i really fell sorry for him.
seva809 2 months ago
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LulzAreGud 2 months ago
Hey its justin biber!
nejman112 2 months ago
omg lord Kuruku!
LZZslj 2 months ago
holy shit this scares me from playing the game
Possatboi 2 months ago
kill it with fire!
MrPennyneP 2 months ago
"WHY?!?!"
"Because I can."
C3le 2 months ago
he used to be hot till he took a ugly arrow to the face
O_o happy dragin killin o_O
aweomseblossom363 2 months ago
I USED TO BE A ADVENTURER LIKE YOU THEN I TOOK A KNEE IN THE ARROW
GR8TM4N 2 months ago
kill it with fire
GameTube24 2 months ago
I used to have three meals a day, but then I took a skeever in the knee.
LyleVertigo 2 months ago
@LyleVertigo lol how is meal frequency related to this video?
nemesisniN 2 months ago
What has science done?!
VincentBagODonuts 2 months ago