Craig invades Texas, 6.22

[baddawg028]

fuc% perry

[THEKINGOFMETROPOLIS]

Rick Perry has a great sense of humor haha i love it

[TheAmericanUhate]

rick perry is a prick, I can't wait to have him out of office here!

[surfsalem7]

@TheAmericanUhate AAHHHHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You didn't get what you wanted! Ahhhh hahaha!

Best governor in the country here to stay! In your face!

[TheAmericanUhate]

@surfsalem7 Yeah it's a normal part of life to not always get what you want, it's nothing new or even funny really.. I take it you are easily amused? Ignorance truly is bliss for you huh?

There is nothing good about rick the dick perry... You are obviously another bush loving moron...

[surfsalem7]

@TheAmericanUhate I got what I wanted! Ohhhh yeah!

[TheAmericanUhate]

@surfsalem7 ok, and?

[surfsalem7]

@TheAmericanUhate I got what I wanted!

[TheAmericanUhate]

@surfsalem7 ok that's great for you... not that anyone cares or anything lol

[surfsalem7]

@TheAmericanUhate Texas cares, that's for sure. The majority are happy like me.

[TheAmericanUhate]

@surfsalem7 glad to know you speak for 24.7 million people.. man you must know every single one of them pfft... texas sucks ass and the biggest care they have is what they can dig outta every ones pockets.

[surfsalem7]

@TheAmericanUhate yes, that is EXACTLY what I said.

LOL @ your last sentence... lowest tax burden of all the big states and lowest among all states in general. Oh yeah, they really dig in other peoples pockets... get outta here lol!

[TheAmericanUhate]

@surfsalem7 You are full of shit now man... I lived in Dallas, Texas for 27 years of my life, and now live in Arkansas... It is not even half the cost of living or taxes here as it was there. You can't make up facts and just spew out false info like that, you also can not speak for 24.7 million people either, you just need to speak for yourself and leave others out of it.

[surfsalem7]

@TheAmericanUhate lol you think you are gonna make a believer out of me with your fake outrage? Nope, not swayed one single bit. I know we have the lowest tax burden of all the big states and even of the little states like shitty ass Arkansas.

You need to know what sarcasm is too...

[TheAmericanUhate]

@surfsalem7 You think everyone has to think and believe the exact same thing as you? You think no one else is entitled to there own opinion? I really could not give a shit about what you think or make up.. if you like that bullshit state then that is your own thing.. have fun living in mexico, i mean texas.. pfft nothing there but steers and queers like you.

[surfsalem7]

@TheAmericanUhate "You think everyone has to think and believe the exact same thing as you? You think no one else is entitled to there own opinion?" No, that's what you want me to think/say. But you apparently feel that way about me. So good job for being a hypocrite. And you being a hypocrite goes even further in your next sentence "I really could not give a shit about what you think or make up.." way to go for making shit up (the rest of your comment was completely made up). Amateur.

[TheAmericanUhate]

@surfsalem7 so you have nothing to back up anything you say so you just try to turn my own comment around on me? You replied to me whining about MY opinion, not the other way around moron. You are the one here defending your useless pile of shit rick perry like he is some kind of saint when he is just another lying politician. So the hell what if i don't give a shit about your opinion? What the fuck does that matter? Oh yeah, it doesn't dumb ass.. you're the only one making shit up here.

[surfsalem7]

@TheAmericanUhate that's kinda the point, when someone makes a comment towards you, you respond...

Someone needs a nap, and quick lol!

[TheAmericanUhate]

@surfsalem7 no it is not the point. you have no decent argument about anything you have said. you can't back up anything you said. it basically just showed you as a trolling moron that makes up fake facts that doesn't exist.. I made a comment to the video, you made the reply to me, so you started an argument just because you are a lifeless troll that has to argue with people on youtube just so someone might actually speak to you.

[surfsalem7]

@TheAmericanUhate yeah I do, it's just not to your liking so you act like I'm not making sense.

You... calling me a troll... that's laughable seeings as how you reply back every single time.

And yes, my reply to you originally is that you didn't get what you wanted because Rick Perry won re-election in a state that doesn't re-elect it's governors more than twice.... and you want to argue that... lol

So once again... AHHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA! You didn't get what you wanted!! lol!!

[TheAmericanUhate]

@surfsalem7 you reply back every single time as well, another pointless hypocritical useless comeback you had there moron.

you are the one that started this whole argument by trolling my original comment so that would make you the trolling loser..

you are thinking about presidents that doesn't get re-elected more then twice dumb ass, governor of texas can serve a 4 year term in office, not 2 year like you said. you truly are pathetic, you really must not have any life at all.

[surfsalem7]

@TheAmericanUhate yeah I pointed that out because you brought it up (and by your definition you also are a troll). Takes one to know one I suppose.

You can't even read my comments correctly... and your grammar sucks too.

[TheAmericanUhate]

@surfsalem7 Trolls are people who goes around starting arguments replying back to other peoples comments only to start an argument... exactly what you did. you are the troll here, not me dumb ass.

you can't even make one true statement about anything you say. all you do is make up stupid shit and argue about useless shit... does your life suck that badly you have to argue with people on youtube because you have nothing better to do? Pathetic!

[surfsalem7]

@TheAmericanUhate I didn't start an argument, I stated a fact and you got pissy.

I just gave you plenty of facts, they just are too inconvenient for you so you fall back on the same old same old "you don't have any facts, you don't know what you're talking about, you are a troll..."

I have plenty of good things to do, and this is one of them :) replying to liberals who get all bent outta shape at the slightest argument is a fun job!

[surfsalem7]

@TheAmericanUhate to continue... for one you are comparing Dallas, population 2,412,827 to Arkansas, population 2,889,450. So yeah, one city vs a state and that city has only 476,623 people less than the entire state!! lol really?

Btw, the cost of living in Dallas is the second lowest compared to the top 20 metropolitan cities (91.8)... Little Rock is higher (at 93.9) then Dallas just to let ya know ;) check mate

[TheAmericanUhate]

@surfsalem7 where the hell did i ever compare the shitty scum filled massive crime rate shit hole city of dallas to arkansas? it's nothing but a ghetto hood nasty trash in dallas, here in arkansas we have clean air and the land isn't over flowing with trash like dallas.. the cost of living is a massive amount cheaper, little rock is one of the more populated areas and it's about 4 or 5 hours from me. it's also a tourist spot, those are always going to be higher dumbass. check mate ; )

[surfsalem7]

@TheAmericanUhate you: "You are full of shit now man... I lived in Dallas, Texas for 27 years of my life, and now live in Arkansas... It is not even half the cost of living or taxes here as it was there."

Right there.

You live your life by stereotypes, so you won't be able to think outside the box or learn anything new and true.

You say Little Rock is one of the most populated areas... yet Dallas has almost as many ppl in it as the ENTIRE state of AR. lol Apples and oranges.

[TheAmericanUhate]

@surfsalem7 Where the fuck is the stereotype dumbass? a stereotype is when you generalize a group of people saying they all do the same thing dip shit. I never stereotyped shit, i lived there and know what i have went through and what i have done. another retarded argument you have yet again.

Yet again, I DO NOT LIVE IN Little Rock dumb ass, i couldn't give a shit less about little rock, where i live is shit tons cheaper then what i paid in dallas dumbass. you are fucking retarded..

[surfsalem7]

@TheAmericanUhate you: "(referring to Dallas) it's nothing but a ghetto hood nasty trash in dallas." You've never lived there, that is becoming increasingly obvious. I'm also starting to think you have alzheimer's disease...

You also keep comparing one of the highest populated cities to a rural state like AR where just Dallas alone there are as many residents as the entire state of AR. And you think it's an accomplishment to say a podunk town in AR is cheaper then Dallas? You need an education.

[hernandadmx]

hmm Rick Perry is a comedian?

[italianny23]

Feguson Obama 12'

[KRaGG101]

"I'm not originally from here - What?! - Yes." lol

[momfromtx]

I love Craig, he's the man . I'm from TX and this is hysterical

[DShadow911]

rick perry for president

[surfsalem7]

There is no bigger badass Governor then Rick Perry!

[LivienRochelle]

Did Rick Perry actually write that?

[TacticusPrime]

@LivienRochelle His interns no doubt.

[spencerkitty48]

that's just West Texas really X3

[Monkeysniffer08]

Go texas!!

good to know Perry has a sense of humor

[lynnesremorse]

I am so happy Rick Perry did this! It shows that like Craig Ferguson, Texans have a sense of humor! I am very proud that Craig Ferguson is now an American! He is unique, funny and I am happy to call him one of our own!

[Womaaahn]

I asked the Gov of CT to make Craig an honarary citizen of CT. I got some bogus bs email reply and Jodi Rell never did it. Typical uptight Republican! People need to loosen up!

[mizunojoe97]

I'm a republican, and Jodi Rell is a complete *... I hate her and everything she has done to ruin CT!

[LoveSenseDimension]

I love Texas and I love Craig.

[INTJewel]

Rick Perry needs to come to California and kick our Governator's ass!

[KILLERSinTHEsoup]

*highfive* Texan pride all around!

And I love Rick Perry even more for that! lol

[crazyhugs]

yea, right here bro! proud to be a Texan =)

[thousandyearsofaej]

you know they say every thing is bigger in texas and its true if you go to texas your c*ck grow 5 inches and when you leave it shinks

[Vaniyz]

Dip tobacco and eat chili at the same time... Huh.

[sanjoro]

Didn't really expect that from Rick Perry. Then again, didn't really expect Rick to actually win the election. Kinky all the way! You Texans know what I'm talking about!

[iivxtii]

@sanjoro Yea haha! I remember back when I stupidly voted for him.

[yha2277]

wow that was so frickin funny lol .

[clearfairy]

Rick Perry sounds like a comic genius, I'd watch his show.

[oasisparadise]

eww Texas doesn't rock

[martiansunrise]

hah chew tobacco and eat chili at the same time

thats why texas is the best

[TGSC]

Who's more cool; Craig or Rick??

[bwl385]

nice bit lol but if you think it's real i got some land in hawaii i wanna sell you

[yha2277]

cbs can you plese ask craig how old he is .

[szhooper]

"Governor, you had me at roadkill"... HAHAHAHAHA!!

[njteech]

Texas, are they still in the United States?

[Godsgone]

Texas rocks!

[cliffmac]

texas blows get over it.

[QuasiEvilScott]

Wow, Rick Perry's got a great sense of humor. And a keen sense of himself and his state.

-Qes

[Moviebro]

hahaahahahha You fools,he is mocking you.

[SaveCarson]

Craig, Help Save a Scot! We want to see Paul 'the hot Scot' McGillion on your awesome show!

Save Carson dot Com

[Riot55]

How is he still on TV? Least funny talk show.... well, I guess he's better than Carson Daly, anybody is better than him.

[nosleepthree]

Oh no, now I have to teach my kids how to chew tobacco, since they weren't born here in Texas!

[sillymom]

Now there's a governor w/ a great sense of humor, good luck Craig!

[grouchomi]

Hahahaha. Brilliant. But, I wonder... How many gubernatorial aides did it take to write that letter?

;)

[squishydevil]

Lol the governor's letter is hilarious.

[insidejobb]

We'll take Craig and give you Perry.

Sincerely,

Texas

[mapo12]

Gotta love Texans! Whatta sense of humour!

[longlivejasam]

oh wow just gets funnier every time!  go craig!

[Rikepol]

Bloody brilliant.

You gotta hand it to Texans.

[kingcjulia]

Craig performs in Austin on November 16.

[kemicalmoz]

That is why Texas rocks, and you don't.

[m0rbidmetalhead]

That just shows how awesome us Texans are.

[Dibrini]

I wonder if Craig and Oprah are now banned from Texas.

[toxicapple]

Why was Oprah banned from Texas?

[mpmonzon]

Hilarious video!

[KJGould]

Genius.

[P07H34D]

Wow, stay outta Texas.

[lewkirby1]

wow!

[Skwisgaar999]

Honorary citizenship is legally meaningless!