Botchamania 169

[educatedcockroach]

Is the first guy cena messes up with Kaz? It looks like a young Kaz, kind of like young, skinny Joe looks like....well young, skinny Joe. Both of them have that "THIS motherfucker" expression whenever Cena makes a mistake.

[8T2Artist]

WTF have you given up on trying to keep WWE stuff up?

[Konni1969]

Best thing is the NES music.

[justthatbeastkid]

czw is sooooooo trash i feel sorry for people tht go there

[Leidern]

2:05 is a botch? I thought that was the coolest headbutt ever!

[WMNWO]

house of whores? LMAO

[BoxxyizQueen]

Cena can't wrestle. Is anyone actually SURPRISED by this?

[JKTube]

@BoxxyizQueen: You are not @ThisIsCMPunk, @RealHealyReel or @mrbryandanielson so what makes you think you are better?

[BoxxyizQueen]

@JKTube The fact that I don't pretend I am? I don't doubt he's a genuine good guy but, I'm tired of him being forced down my throat when he does the same shit, every, single, match.

[JKTube]

@BoxxyizQueen: If the internet and so-called "smart marks" existed in the 1980s, you guys would have said the same shit about Hulk Hogan. In the late 1990s, people talked the same crap about the Rock. It just seems to me sometimes that there are people who go on to EVERY FUCKING WRESTLING VIDEO on YT just to bash Cena, much like the jerks who go onto music videos with the intention of starting trouble by mentioning Justin Bieber, and, unfortunately succeed.

[JKTube]

@BoxxyizQueen: If we could find tape of when HHH was at Killer Kowalski's wrestling school don't you think there might be a botch in there somewhere? Of course, even if that tape existed, HHH probably had it destroyed. To HELL with HHH, his four overrated asshole friends and especially, ESPECIALLY, his worthless shithead wife who equated the 9/11 attacks with Daddy's steroid trial.

[BoxxyizQueen]

@JKTube Why the fuck do you keep responding to me? I really don't give a shit.

[bastlake]

FAQ

[oceangusain]

11:29 BATMANIA starts.......

[Darazz]

2:35 Love the crowd's reaction "...... Whores?"

[JoeyRottenwood]

"And it is House.... OF WHORES."

[capncarter028]

WHAT A HORRIBLE NIGHT FOR A CURSE

[MrCrow42]

dumb ass cena LOL

[DaPlusSizeDiva]

damn cena

[kryceksangel]

Anyone remember the time Bischoff was drunk on TV?

[kryceksangel]

Is it a bad thing when you see Chyna at ringside and your first thought is it's a guy in drag?

[YEMSKABRAND]

she was mad drunk

[Xalcoatl]

8:07 worked-botches is the new thing?

[VanTerminatorX]

superrrr dragon!

[WWEgameReviews]

House of Whores!!Greatest match type ever!!

[yeahbuddy666]

what year was this backlash?

[shallowbay82]

"Double-death, tag-team death match tournament..." better throw 'death' in there one more time, bud. I don't think we understand yet.

[Megashadow2000]

1:56

"ARGH! MISSED HIM!"

*everyone laughs*

LOL

[TheAJSotoV2]

Alison Evans 00:26 Rules!

[teheezzey]

I FUCKING LOVE BLUE MEANIE

[MrTvtech9]

And look at Cena now, he can wrestle 5 star matches lol hes come a long way.

[johnrkocena14]

ANYONE EVEN A PROTOTYPE CAN DO RUSSIAN LEGSWEEP.

[md34411]

@johnrkocena14 I've just got this. I heart caveman.

[hootdemon]

is that kazarian with cena?

[mrpogo72]

was that tut from the old batman tv show appearing in a cartoon lol he wasnt even a real villain

[mrpogo72]

was that the ding dongs wrestling in japan

[GoldenBullet65]

lol house of whores

[braigus09]

2:05 double facepalm

[pyjwwe]

I MISSED HIM crowd laughs

[spiritsoldier11]

i have those training tapes, they just said FUCK IT, NO RESHOOTS AND NO EDITING!!!!

[eraser122]

7:58

"You fucked up!! You fucked up!!"

*opponent joins crowd in the chants*

"You fucked up!! You fucked up!!"

*referee joins crowd in the chants*

"You fucked up!! You fucked up!!"

*the rest of the roster comes out and joins crowd in chants*

"You fucked up!! You fucked up!!"

[RedCloude]

@eraser122 *Youtube commentators joins crowd in the chants*

"You fucked up!! You fucked up!!" lol

[mrchopper]

Indeed, Northerners rule.

[mrchopper]

Indeed, Northerners rule.

[MrNexic]

ANYONE (except john cena) CAN DO A RUSSIAN LEGSWEEP

[SuburbanDragon]

2:00 INNOVATOR OF THE SHOOTING STAR HEADBUTT!!!!

[Hartlep89]

11:19 big boot from hell :D

[TheKeyring95]

Love the ref at 1:04 going "Don't do it, don't do it, just fucking ignore me then"

[TheVampireLucinda]

Geez, WCW actually had a MAGICIAN on the show one night?!

Kinda glad I missed that.

[RatedRKJerichO]

Season 8 of Red Dwarf wasn't all that bad. Kochanski does suck, but we got Holly back!

[A1akaA2z]

holy shit that part with cena on the training vid... a rare actual "lol" for me

[TheThanasis13]

We commin for you nigga! LOOOOOOOOL

[0Kevsta0]

@TheThanasis13

Laugh out out out out out out out out loud?

[TheThanasis13]

@0Kevsta0 OHHHHH YEAHHHHHHH

[0Kevsta0]

@TheThanasis13

AW HELL YEAH

[dhellton88]

i dont get it... how can kaz, samoa joe and cena learn together but yet cena still sucks?

[bigpoppa1234]

I like whores better. Lol.

[universalingo]

sure that was kazarian an samoa joe that cena was failing on

[ecuanano207]

11:18 his neck is fucking broke.

[RKOyouALL]

I always thought about uploading thoose mistakes of Cena but it would be mean, you didnt have that problem hauhauhae

[Tyranee]

8:50 - 9:50 ....well now we know why Cena only does like 4 or 5 moves per match. He fails at all the others.

[Tyranee]

House of WHOOOORRRRRES. lmao. Crowd likes that better.

[AshLionHeart]

LOLOLOL

Scotty2Hotty is shit.

[EricMW211]

2:42 I LIKE WHORES BETTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TooMuchGass]

7:40 none of these guys will be able to walk when they reach 50

[formermmaman]

whorrors how bout that alright?, (I like whores better!!!)

[CaliGoonsENT]

haha the ref's face at 55 seconds

[GaryFreeman1987]

Anyone else missing Jeff Hardy being in every Botchamania video?

[PUNKem733]

@GaryFreeman1987 Jeff's life is a botch. 

[dchockeygoali07]

el generico takes missed botches seriously.

[3bwchristopher]

cena was just learning. def pretty funny tho. that was cool seein him and joe in there and i think that was kaz too...maybe?

[252Dazz252]

@3bwchristopher Cena still is learning.

[blindsightedkill]

@3bwchristopher Saidly Cena never learned how to properly wrestle. 

[kryceksangel]

@3bwchristopher Poor Kaz and Joe to have to wrestle Cena...any time.

[EnforcerX71]

@3bwchristopher

Just learning? He was using the Prototype gimmick he used in OVW though.

Still, you watch him now, and it's so clear he has no idea how to apply moves properly, case in point, his awful abdominal stretch on CM Punk during one of their matches this year, and EVERYTIME he does the STF.

[JKTube]

@EnforcerX71: To all the Cena bashing jackass troll idiots here: It's not like you guys are CM Punk or Daniel Bryan or Sheamus or Jericho or Davey Richards or Bobby Roode or Samoa Joe or AJ Styles or Christopher Daniels so what makes you better?

[bazmanfitz]

haha cena

[TheUndertakeer]

- Okay, that's actually a Hammerlock, but we're gonna spin out to an armbar

- Yup

[arghydoodles]

Hearing "BOTCH BOTCH BOTCH BOTCH" has gotta be embarrassing.

[MrNusecus]

Yes man with blue hair, HE did fuck up but HE knows how to say YOU FUCKED UP

[peterohara1]

Where was that old Cena footage taken from?

[KenFan4life]

that 1:57 guy sounded like one of those AlwaysSunnyInPhilly dudes.

[PuttyNathan]

Trish Stratus was super hot in the T+A days.

[TheFujita]

house of whore :)

[julianwhitee]

Botchamania rules

[lunny4]

I don't hate cena but love that he can't do simple moves.

[AnonGuitarist1976]

Man, how many of those bad bumps into the ropes did Eddie take? It's like as soon as he did it once and tore his quad they had to do it again every time.

[1234dragonsky]

@azrielseclements who where the wrestlers??

[Chinawhere]

HOUSE OF WHORES

[1234dragonsky]

@azrielseclements and who where they????

[jblcn1042]

PUNISHMENT FOR MISSING!!! lol

[godanselmo]

Cena can't even do a Russian leg sweep, lol fail

[rocker316ify]

@azrielseclements I agree with everything U said about Cena here!

[SupremeGor3]

Ain't this the castlevania theme song?

[smithyweremanjanson]

@SupremeGor3 Yep, its called Bloody Tears.

[drownbunny]

Even in a training Vid Joe still sell's.



[rocker316ify]

Backlash 2000 was better than WrestleMania 2000

[rocker316ify]

@azrielseclements Cena sucked back then too. 

[rocker316ify]

@azrielseclements Cena can't wrestle and Fred: The Movie sucked.

[RyanPelley1]

Seriously, even if you're not a wrestler or a wrestling fan, how do you not understand the concept of an armbar?

[rocker316ify]

@RyanPelley1 He was on Fruity Pebbles

[mmabuff101]

@azrielseclements that is hilarious, couldnt do it then, still cant do it now. the second one is samoa joe....is the first one kazarian?

[jizzhunt]

You fucked up!You fucked up!You fucked up!

[xsnrgman]

I kind of miss Esse Rios although no one else really cares. :-|

[kosmokramer07]

WWWE!

[LLtv3]

guess the panda won the rights to the name WWWF also.

[LLtv3]

Holy shit! thanks Maffew for putting my Bret & Fink clip at 6:33.

Is it a botch that those misc clips were "lost in an old folder"?

[marcsman229]

Could somebody please tell me where wwe reshot the ending of a match with fake audiences? It was the undertaker and some other guy.

[Bcool2Dmax]

@marcsman229 kurt angle

[marcsman229]

@Bcool2Dmax What Botchamania was that covered?

[greatone10]

The ending needed Shark Boy for 20,000 leagues under the sea and Immortal for THEM.

[JacksonMaverick]

7:37

Problem Officer?

[LordRickles]

Who's that guy with Jericho at 3:40?

[LosKeshusos]

@LordRickles It's y2j

[uvaguy81]

I was wrong. I thought that the ending when talking about a bank robbery was going to be about Nick Gage.

[MyBloodbrother]

who is tim russert?

[HydroDaGreat]

lol giant silva

[Pentdad]

wow see that fan reaction for the 3d... man they cant buy a reaction like that today even for main eventers.

[JimmyK12345]

That's rich coming from a Northerner!

[scxcr]

1:57 "I MESSED UP!"

Well at least he admitted it.

[Zenthik]

@scxcr Sounds more like "I missed 'em"

[MasterJace]

@scxcr Exactly, he gets props for turning it into something funny.

[Jonovichable]

lol 1:20 confusing

[MyNameIsMrW]

Who was that trainer?

[THEBIGJOBE]

Somethings never change CENA STILL CAN'T WRESTLE!!!!!! LOL



[Nessrox444]

Holy shit is that Samoa Joe and John Cena?!

[Shaunyrawrs]

@Nessrox444 yeah its from the UPW Training DVD. i think. i have it lying around somewhere.

[redblade0]

Lol 9:58 You can't do that to the ref.

[morrisonlover44]

botchamania gets better and better =)

[crabman66606]

Geez! So ol' Debra was completely off her tatas? Goddang!

[Tremuoso]

WWWE lmao

[StoneColdSergio]

ha, I bet the Prototype guy went nowhere with his career.

[JVitolo]

"Declining in quality sharper than Red Dwarf Series 8..." That's harsh Maffew. True, but harsh.

[TerminalStench07]

Wow, Cena really can't wrestle.

[ninjachipzanuff]

I MESSED UP!

[trisfreekenstan]

Oh wow, i had forgotten all about when DX would come out to Run DMC.

[HammerPowered]

I have officially become a Botchamania addict...lol. Funny stuff.

[TehQuestion75]

..........AND THE YEH-TAY!!

[Jorge77770]

I just think it's pure justice that the video of John Cena not being able to wrestle properly is out there now, like i know wrestling is scripted but cena can't even fake wrestle yet apparently he's the best in business! I miss the days of The Rock!

[Roodypoocandyass]

What the shit polkadotted wrasslin' lady? Indian Deathlock? What was that?

[joshiprofan]

@Roodypoocandyass That would be Ice Ribbon's Hikari Minami forgetting how to do the Muta Lock. When she's got her head on straight, she's actually not a bad worker, especially considering she's only 16.

[TheEljoker88]

Cena without tecnique... get outta here!

[shakysyxx]

05:01 "How much do they weigh?" Who does Debra think they are...Crash Holly?Everyone knows only Crash Holly weighs around that much :)

[dummy40034]

@shakysyxx how much does that guy weigh?

[MrXiaoIvan]

lol. i don't understand, how is the cena and joe part a botch ? :O.

[dummy40034]

@MrXiaoIvan cena does a hammerlock when the trainer said do an armbar. and his russian leg sweep was wrong even after the demonstrator explained it

[terrence0258]

What's the difference between the match at 5:36 and gay porn...John Morrison doesn't make a guest appearance.

[hj576]

so i guess cena was always a fuck up

[successoroffate]

So, that's the closest we'll get to see Samoa joe vs John cena

By far, One of the best Botchamania episodes I've ever seen, The Castlevania Remixes were great!

[soyelquesecagaenti]

9:23 Are they John Cena and Samoa Joe?

[mattpyro90]

@soyelquesecagaenti yup

and prior to that it was Cena and Frankie Kazarian

[tridentmovies]

@christopherleehuffma

The truth hurts?

Look, i can write an essay as to why i think Cena sucks so much, but there is limited space here. His promos are immature (he has creative control so he says what he wants), he looks stupid in those baggy jeans and sneakers, his movement in the ring is affected, his moveset is completely unexciting and what he does he doesn't even do well. That's just a short dissertation.

[ccwmiaborn]

@tridentmovies Thank goodness you gave us a dissertation. We all needed it!

[Ripplin]

Totally agree with your Red Dwarf series 8 comment, Maffew. They resorted to cheap laffs so much...

[FBImprov]

Botchamania 170: Brodus Clayfighter 63 1/3

[neoboomboom]

8:47 - 9:47

best minute of my life

[neoboomboom]

8:47 - 9:47

best minute of my life

[ElBrillante4]

1:41 Maffew-maticians

[airstation828]

7:13 - 7:31

CUTEST BOTCH EVER!!!

[TheOrangeIsThirsty]

@airstation828 Haha, I know. I wonder what her (the girl doing the move) name is.

[619manify]

ha ha cena : yep yep

[Xilnold]

I MISSED EM'!

[Darkzebrahead]

DA YET-TAY!!!!

[mrawesome669]

the bank heist was good i wonder which one of the goons was nick gage ?

[warchangeloO]

house of whores FTW!

[KingBlue]

I want the main event at WM 28 to be Rock vs. Cena vs. Miz in a Triple Threat House of Whores Triple Championship Match.

[FacePaintedClown]

FUCK YEAH!!!

[holditnow]

there weren't enough whores in that House of Whores match.

[BassClarinetV]

Looks like someone was enjoying Castlevania II.

[nightdmun]

I like Whores better" LMAO!!

[Lisa6577]

Okay, did I just see Kazarian in the Cena training clip, Hurricane Helms on the apron watching a botch move, and Joey Mercury screw up a move?