Mushihimesama Futari Black Label GOD MODE Stage 5 TLB

[dirtbike4life1000]

my mind is full of f***

[zxscd]

Difficulty: Asian Chuck Norris

[Roxsor]

Ooh... My mind is splitting...

[YukieMuffin]

3:00 - 3:18 Okaaaaay. o.o

[Mayhem1347]

This is the "god mode", of black label edition.

The ultra mode of 1.5 is harder



[TheJazzer94]

Oh, the epylepsia....

[XxDrJewxX]

easy mode = is this a joke?

normal mode = Thats all you got?

Hard mode = Well Thats better.

Insane mode = I Think i need more Quarters.

Ultra Mode = Thats not fair! im not Asian!!!!

[THANATOS112220]

@XxDrJewxX Ultra mode is nothing compare to Asian mode!

[EioCrusiu]

:motherofgod:

[EioCrusiu]

This was just the intro...

[CurrymanEAMJ]

Congratulations. You have successfully purchased the game.

[Cyanakrli]

i bet this guy will never take an arrow to the knee

[KaneAmaroq]

Is anyone here capable of coming up with an original joke? You know, something funny that isn't relevant to Japan finding this game easy/tutorial level/Asian jokes?

[dbzmariogeno]

every country: you have now beaten the mode you must have hacked to create (insert crappy ending)

japan: congratulations you have beaten the beta tutorial stage: next up is...

person: (killed himself)

[GlaiveThrowerPilot]

@dbzmariogeno now THAT joke sucked,

better watch ur ass in dark souls, im gonna be stealin ur souls soon..

[dbzmariogeno]

@GlaiveThrowerPilot now YOU suck, im not even on this accoun often so i didnt post that

[Powerbubblesful]

Chuck Norris can play this without moving.

[orochimaruPROLIKEHEL]

Omg finally after so much hard work, ive cleared this like a boss.

Congratulation, you have cleared the tutorial. Prepare for the........

Fuck you!!!!!!!!

[HAZtooMANYhamburgers]

Mexico: Lets Beat This Game ...When They Beat The Game... You Beat The Tutorial!

Mexicans:HEY HEY HEY WE TRIED TO BEAT THIS ON VERY EASY EASY NORMAL HARD VERY HARD INTENSE GOD CHUCK NORRIS POKEMON ELITE FOUR MARIO BROS GALACTIC 10000 CHUCK NORRIS PROFESSIONAL MLG PRO 10000000000000000000000000000 PEOPLE CHEAP SUPER CHEAP AND SUPER NOOBY KILLER CHEAP. SO DONT SAY TUTORIAL.

>:V

[bigger819]

HAHAHAHA SO FUNY

[serisdovakhin]

quick question WHAT FACKING INSANE SATIST WHO HAS NO COMPASHION AND MERCY FOR GAMERS MADE THIS HELL ON EARTH OF A BOSS?????????????

[snowstorm150]

I didn't know Chuck Norris visited Japan!

[matafannimE]

Man, i bet this guy can even dodge gravity!

[jamester1991]

why cant you just go up and dodge the whole wave.... -.-

[jamester1991]

why cant you just go up and dodge the whole wave.... -.-

[blu3violet]

america: you beat the game congratulations!

Japan: congratulations you beat the tutorial!

lol

[megabrowser17]

Well done, you have completed the first action of the tutorial, you may continue.

[MrXisco95]

Amazing! But.. did u use any hacks?? I´ve seen more videos of this boss and they dont kill it as fast than u..

[metalsnake27]

@MrXisco95 Might just be his lazer upgrade, cause in order to get the TLB you have to beat it on god mode without dying so, thats what I assume.

[Novelladelleda]

This is being played by an azn who:

Gets all the pussy.

Dodges all the rain.

Completes all tutorials.

Has unlimited amount of FPS in his eyes.

Eyes enable widescreen mode.

This azn, is kick ass.

[Blakers54]

"part 1 complete"

[ShrCharrax]

His eyes work at 10000fps

[rafadesenhista]

"Yey!"

[supereldinho]

You sir have my respect.

"bows down and applaudes"

[infectedchaos01]

terryFUCKwitt...nice...

[izzie8910]

thats a hell bullet game for you..... its hell in a screen

[tim90734]

do you have infinte lives?



[knuclear2010]

@tim90734 No, just a fistful of awesome. And quarters.

[divinedragon2000]

Just imagine.. if you're a jet fighter going to shoot down a target and he throws all this at you

[xSUPERSONICx99]

And I thought Xevious' first stage was hard O_O

[clamchowder2010]

I think even Chuck Norris can't do it without dying......

[TheVilIe]

when it rains this guy doesn't get wet

[P83x]

thumbs up, if you thumb your own comments up!

[4EverGooners]

Well Done! You have successfully completed the tutorial!

[666chainsawkiller666]

@4EverGooners hahahaa!

[DavtelX]

gaming level: ASIAN

[Prinnydood12]

@coolclyde54321 Nope. Compared to all of the touhou game's bosses including the extra bosses, this one is tame.

[cactu]

@Prinnydood12 lol touhou is fucking easy

[coolclyde54321]

Spiritual Larsa, in my opinion, is probably the "hardest bullet hell boss of all time" :O

[Grimjoww69]

Fuck this shit i'm sticking to hello kitty island adventures...

[ighnaz]

this is a tutorial for a game to get to kindergarden for young japanese girls

[supereldinho]

So Queen Larsa is a fatass sitting on the head of that machine that shoots raining bullets at you? CHEATER!!!

[SHADOWT64]

@supereldinho She's actually not doing anything. It's the dragon that's doing all the work. What a slacker!

[supereldinho]

@SHADOWT64 Man, I'd pay to see just one level of this game where Fatty Larsa sits on a pedestal and you have a chance of a clena shot with her having no way of striking back. Let her feel the pain of dodging rain...

[SHADOWT64]

@supereldinho Pack your bags boys, we're going to ROM HACKING SCHOOL!

[supereldinho]

@SHADOWT64 Yippie :)

[v1c96]

EPIC WIN!

[0chassern2]

Im asain and im proud to say!....what the fuck :0

[solar534]

How the fuck is this possible....

[pokemon1012345]

@solar534 you think this is hard try the touhou project, this would be a tutorial in comparison >:D

[KlLLAH573]

@pokemon1012345 I sincerely hope you're joking.

Although God Mode (this) is comparatively easy, you should see Mushihimesama Futari 1.01 Ultra Mode. Then see how many people have beaten it. ZERO.

[GoldMoleVideos]

Considering your hit-box, you actually have quite a bit of room for error.

[KlLLAH573]

@GoldMoleVideos no you don't.

[leonidasmark]

Asians...

[hiyawhatsup1]

In asia: thank's for beating the tutorial thanks bye. (this is easier than a goomba. i'm asian.)

[FCBarcelona7689]

This boss is super easy i beat it on my first try, btw this boss is easier tan CloudN Candy in Yoshis story.

[truezenwarrior15]

the player is definitely Asian...

[WaterKirin]

It must be AWESOME to be inside that plane passing through those bullet hells!

[TheMegadore]

It's nothing compared to Touhou

[Broyale26]

@TheMegadore

In before Touhou-tard-----oh wait.

[Theblackspy12]

00:14 tutorial step 1

03:12 tutorial step 2

6:04 game beginner

[technopixie96]

Boss: You think thats hard? I'M JUST THE TUTORIAL.

[MrDoublet1998]

Anybody notice it says "INSERT COIN" at the top right?

[Danzibe89]

@MrDoublet1998 yes because in japan...these are arcade games. good luck!

[gold3263301]

@MrDoublet1998 Anyone named MrDoublet1998 notice that there's a score counter on the top left?

[gajda1000]

You're my GOD!

[k1n3v]

Chuck Norris's taser

[Xenebrius]

its like dodging grains when someone throws sand in your face

[Rayskop]

I bet this was his first time playing it...

[Leo99z]

Is this the hardest boss in the game, Terry?



[deathcharge811]

u better wish ur game lags

[8super8sonic8]

This game is very easy.

[QWERTYCommander]

The protagonist of this game better have gotten laid with all of his favorite fetishes.

[QWERTYCommander]

This person is Scottish, not Asian.

[thenukeknowsall]

Tutorial Complete!

[melosebrainuhoh]

If this guy ever decided to throw himself off a tall building I think the ground would miss him.

[createDXemnas]

do the bullets hit you or are they avoided? this looks like not a challenge for Japan

[Creomortis]

What does the ending say dammit!

[rarhzach]

her voice is the hardest thing to get passed x.x

[pssst26]

awesome



[TheMarepoto]

dodging rain is easy for this guy. I think he's now able to DODGE CLEAN AIR.

[TheMarepoto]

that's why I hate purple.

[Darkeco56]

....only stage 5 WTF

[sebgomsan]

@Darkeco56 the game's got only 5 stages.. it's not gonna get any worse! xD

[KornmanUNstoppable]

@Darkeco56 stage 5 is the final stage Bullet Hell games usually only go about 5-8 stages because theres no way anyone even the best of the best could go 10+ stages of this

[KlLLAH573]

@KornmanUNstoppable A full run of DoDonPachi (yes, it has been done before) has 13 stages and lasts about 45 minutes, according to PROMETHEUS, the current Western record holder for the game.

[Zetumalix]

Why is Japan hellbent on making everyone else look bad at games?

[Broyale26]

@Zetumalix

The real question is, why are western gamers so proud of sucking at games? Its like western gamers these days can't cope with anything that even remotely resembles a "challenge". Then again, that's what we get for a generation overwrought with FPS shooters and easymode RPG's.

[superjchamma]

The second form of this boss is even harder than the first! Thanks to the calming music, its dead impossible trying to even attempt to finish the last form/

I don't blame him for dying at 04:34. That isn't even possible to perfect!

[shifangla24]

IMPOSIBRUUUU !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[KyKiske97]

@shifangla24 play some bullet hells and you will understand that this one is easy

[DarkX64]

@KyKiske97 Easy as in, the person playing sucks for dying to it? Or is there something I'm missing, because that looks pretty frickin' hard. Seriously though, how is that easy? Can you explain?

[KyKiske97]

@DarkX64 first of all have you ever played danmaku(bullet hell shotters)?

In that games your hitboxes are very small so its hard to hit you and you always have some kinda of a bomb and while using one you will clear the screen from bullets.

And most important play some Touhou games (especially on lunatic) and you will know that this is easy

p.s sorry for bad english

[KlLLAH573]

@KyKiske97 Actually, it sounds like you're the one who lacks play experience. If you have actually had extensive experience with bullet hell, you would know that small hitboxes and bombs do not trivialize the game (unless its Touhou 10), and that Touhou overall is not the hardest bullet hell game series.

But enough, I should probably stop reading the comments already, because I'm probably just going to keep running into more of these.

[Fayt7Leingod]

@KlLLAH573 This. It's amazingly hard to navigate that tiny hitbox through a rain of bullets like this. A single TWITCH of your finger and it's over.

[flamingmonkays]

Nice job, you just broke the friggin laws of physics.

[kamunahuka]

to think the "ultra" mode was actually harder than this

[MetroZer00]

Holy crap! I wanna try this game!!!

[TronPachioftheDynamo]

@MetroZer00 playasia.com Xbox 360 exclusive. Give it a shot! Loads of fun.

[MetroZer00]

@TronPachioftheDynamo Ok i hope so. This looks very difficult though. Is that boss chuck norris?

[TronPachioftheDynamo]

@MetroZer00 This is on the hardest difficulty. On maniac (normal) it's still very hard but, not close to this. It's not Chuck Norris. Don't worry.

[MetroZer00]

@TronPachioftheDynamo Lol ok good. Hey. Your actually the first person i talk 2 on youtube. Would u mind checkin out my video later? It's called "The Sonic Saga: Uprising"

[quakeshunfaulk]

I wonder if flight controllers play this game.



[dasstefan]

i guess at the end it says "congratulations, you are hired"

[OrganOwner]

This game was made by math teachers.

[BlackMetalVayu]

02:23 Fuck you dearly

[BlackMetalVayu]

If you beat this shit, you can consider yourself without life AND THE SHIT

[friktastic5]

kuwabara, kuwabara

[warlord2080]

After this game you do not have to dodge rain drops, but the rain drops will dodge you.

[MrMartinBunny]

Pft this isn't so har- wait YOU'RE SUPPOSE TO DODGE THE PURPLE THINGS???

[dasstefan]

challenge accepted...



[bf3engineer]

im suing this game for causing temporary insanity....this +lsd=bad fuckin day

[kupabandit]

impossibru!

[bf3engineer]

*fuck this shit...im stickin to mario...

[crazypak11]

my eyes hurt after watching this lol

[AndyvanKayne]

HO-LY - SHIT! This is unbelievable

[Dukstless]

Final boss without dying = True final boss unlock

True final boss without dying = True TRUE final boss unlock.

True TRUE final boss without dying = You can dodge rain.

[TheSoulOfBasement15]

It just disturbs me that the 'HARDEST BOSS EVER VID' (and the boss at the beginning) was like the kid brother, and that...thing after is the BIG SISTER 0_0

[twinblademasta]

Not really the hardest boss if you remember attack patterns. But great playing anyway, perfect runs always win

[Breathof1470]

@MegaLezaford Ummm... More like the god of people who need to get a life...

...This coming from me yet. lol

[MegaLezaford]

terryfuckwitt, learn me to play please! you are a god!

chuck norris is like justin bieber next to you!

[MegaLezaford]

stop joking with chuck norris, we just found the real god

---------->terryfuckwitt is real!!!!!!!!!!<----------

human is evolving!

[FoetalPutrilage]

I want this game!

[OrochiShiki]

I CAN'T

[pyrobny]

human version: WTF? you have no life.

Japanese version: you are not a jedi yet...

[BlackmanTheJock]

It's not about the ship, it's about the blue thing in the middle of the ship, once a bullet hit that, you're fucked up :)

[DTFN]

4:35 Ok, TerryFuckwitt is human...makes my mind that much more blown

[dr4g0ns1ay3r5]

is it me or its weird how the music became heavenly after he beat the main boss o,0

[TheXYC]

ARE YOU SHITTING ME!!!??? There are probably more bullets than empty spaces lol....

[pakibukas]

a bug went up my mouth and didnt realize it. (it was hanging wide open)

[Doa616]

I love how the second battle music goes along with the barrage of bullets ^_^

[darkbatu]

imposibruuuuuuuuuu

[GetAmped2Protege]

My brain cells began evaporating at.. 0:05

[lardar21]

there were some parts where you used cheap tactics to win. not impressed.

[dciguy01]

@lardar21 I'd like to see you do it.

[toontownfan2121]

It looks like he is walking through the attacks.....

[kupabandit]

HOW CAN YOU SURVIVE THIS BULLET HELL!?

[bladesofseven]

I am heavy weapons guy.

And this, is my weapon.

She weighs 150kg and fires $200 custom tool cartridges at 10000 rounds per second.

[osbertngok]

@bladesofseven Heavy in TF2 is just pale in comparison...

[DamnTheLag]

I also wish I'd only die if I was hit in one very specific millimetre-wide part of my body.

[lolful64]

U R A F**CKING BEAST!!!!!!!

[filiduttisen]

Just gotta figure out where the ONE PIXEL HITBOX is and you're golden.

[Erulastielworrior]

dude!! you are sick insane!!!! i watched my bf play this and swore id never play it even in easy cause id probably blow a fuse and mutilate my laptop!! XD

[seven7balde]

U CraZZZYYY PRO!



[dasstefan]

... and it took me 30 minutes to figure out how to beat the final boss in uncharted 1...

[megamanex8]

89 people dont know this is chuck norris playing

[sunsetguy01]

The Vic Viper has nothing on this guy!

[accountnameism547]

This man doesn't need an umbrella, he merely dodges the raindrops...

[AwshomeneshShquared]

0:28 - The typical reaction from anyone playing this game.

[technologick1183]

These boss theme is SICK!!!

[zerosumdkp]

GOD MODE. ACTIVATED.

[spellsman4]

English Version: Congrats!!! You have beaten the game!

Japanese Version: Good Job on beating level 1

[Excessivecontrast]

@spellsman4 Same joke you see in all videos of this game.

[spellsman4]

@Excessivecontrast I don't care. Go troll someone else.

[MrGamester66]

@spellsman4 JAPAN: TUTORIAL COMPLETE

[MiracleFassad]

@MrGamester66 French Version: A contradiction; french people would've surrendered long ago.

Australian Version: Screen is censored

Afghanistan Version: You die IRL

[Luffione13]

@MrGamester66 Tutorial complete!

Next Boss: Chuck Noris

After Chuck - Travis Touchdown

Final Boss - God

[tiloupx1x4x4x1]

@Luffione13 next boss : god, after, satan, after satan, chuck noriss*

[twinblademasta]

@spellsman4 The one time that doesn't apply is when They say in the title GOD MODE STAGE FIVE.

[PatrickT22]

This boss really need to improve their aim!

[MegaCometX]

Flandre vs Queen Larsa. Who wins?

[moganDESU]

@MegaCometX Though I love Flan, I gotta say Queen Larsa. :3

[MegaCometX]

@moganDESU I wish I could fight either one of them, but I'd get slaughtered on the tutorial stage. XD But from what I can get, if you don't use continues, Larsa's gonna be the harder one. But since you can use continues on Larsa and not on Flandre...yeah.

[dinnaehuv1]

this guy is physically able to dodge any and every awkward moment