used to be a great place before the verrazano. couldnt find a cigarette butt or gum wrapper on the ground. didnt know what double parking was. the rest of the city ruined a beautiful place.
this guy doesn't make Staten Island sound appealing at ALL haha. I thought the point of this video was to try to get more people to actually go there.
Ah, Christmas. A time of child-like warmth and innocence, even in the despicable city of Staten Island, where the residents actually wear clothing for a change, though that's only due to the cold weather. But once indoors it's a totally different story, where the women strip off all those extra layers during a traditional sultry pole-dance around a fake plastic tree, all to the amusement of friends and family. An upside-down world where Santa rewards the naughty with sex toys and pornography.
I can't say that it came as a shock, but according to a recent study, Staten Island ranks 3rd in the world for masturbation related accidents (surpassed only by New Dehli, India, and P'yŏngyang, North Korea.)In Staten Island, the number of masturbation-related casualties even surpasses those attributed to intoxication and drug abuse! The problem is so bad that that the federal government is considering several responsible masturbation initiatives for the area, including a heavy-duty ad campaign
You don't know how scary Halloween truly is until you've celebrated it on Staten Island. I was sadly stuck in that miserable city while I was on the way to the annual Greenwich Village Halloween Parade dressed as a California Raisin. The traditional costumes worn there are usually of a porn star like Ron Jeremy or Jessica Hahn (complete with vulgar plastic "accessories") And I was nearly killed because I had no idea that the expected "treats" were not candy, but condoms and sex toys! How filthy!
For all of you hating on Staten Island, you can't deny that we have the nicest houses of any NYC borough. Seriously, where would you wanna live, in a nice 2 story house with property or some rat infested shack in brooklyn covered in graffiti? SI rules and all you inner city borough people wish you lived here.
"I've been to Staten Island before, I'd be? hard pressed to find a more despicable city in the US! Nothing but hordes of prostitues and miles and miles of adult-oriented (i.e. porn) businesses. Hardly anyone there spoke english, and I often felt like I was in some pre-industrialized civilization. After only a few hours I was covered head-to-toe in dirt and filth! The only real highlight was a stroll around Silver Lake, where I saw lots of shirtless men jogging, BUT THE REST WAS A NIGHTMARE!!!!!
@homeslice5000 live here an i can say that there are actually only 2 thats right 2 porn stores on the whole island maybe if you came over more towards tottenville and away from bay street its beautiful all the crack heads and immegrints live over there and yes its disgusting, and its sad bc it used to be beautiful
@homeslice5000 you obviously have NEVER been to staten island because every single thing you just said is completely false. hordes of prositutes and miles of adult oriented businesses? we have 2 strip clubs on the entire island, there are no prostitues, and hardly anyone speaks english? you've got to be kidding me. covered head to toe in dirt, i don't think you could lie to youtube anymore than you have already. just shut up and go back to manhattan, it's a bigger shithole than staten island.
It is impossible to take 6 days to walk around SI. It perhaps half a day to get from one end to the other, so saying 6 hour would be ludicrous. He is a liar. A complete liar. This would take, at the most, 2 days...
staten island will cecede one day, they tried ceceding in the early 90s, i believe and it was a close vote, but i'm sure another ones coming soon. its just a matter of time before its not part of the ny city. Though it may seem like that now, It is the forgotten borrough afterall
yeah seriously you wasted a week of your life.. because i live in staten island, you didn't visit any of the places that you should have... good job :\
i live in staten island..im 12 and its really not as bad as you think the neighborhoodss are good..athe=leticly this place has amazing baseball football players etc// its a great place but its not wher e i wanna totaly be
Lol i live in Port Richmond and I travel to Travis and the southshore all the time... he made SI look like Shyt.... SI is the best mysterical and lovable .. NYC 4 lyfe
used to be a great place before the verrazano. couldnt find a cigarette butt or gum wrapper on the ground. didnt know what double parking was. the rest of the city ruined a beautiful place.
TheEmo4242 3 months ago
"Bath" and "Arthur Kill" don't belong in the same sentence.
Unless you're saying, "Hey, dumbass, DON'T take a bath in the Arthur Kill. It's fucking disgusting.
AaronBurr17 7 months ago
not exactly a tourist hot spot then?
chandlerbingbong 9 months ago
this guy doesn't make Staten Island sound appealing at ALL haha. I thought the point of this video was to try to get more people to actually go there.
kruunk1 11 months ago
a lot of unbuilt areas out there....
sparklerbombg 1 year ago
Ah, Christmas. A time of child-like warmth and innocence, even in the despicable city of Staten Island, where the residents actually wear clothing for a change, though that's only due to the cold weather. But once indoors it's a totally different story, where the women strip off all those extra layers during a traditional sultry pole-dance around a fake plastic tree, all to the amusement of friends and family. An upside-down world where Santa rewards the naughty with sex toys and pornography.
homeslice5000 1 year ago
I can't say that it came as a shock, but according to a recent study, Staten Island ranks 3rd in the world for masturbation related accidents (surpassed only by New Dehli, India, and P'yŏngyang, North Korea.)In Staten Island, the number of masturbation-related casualties even surpasses those attributed to intoxication and drug abuse! The problem is so bad that that the federal government is considering several responsible masturbation initiatives for the area, including a heavy-duty ad campaign
homeslice5000 1 year ago
The most horrible place on the planet with ugly houses and floods up to your knees.
freefalln329 1 year ago
He didnt explore Bistro on Saturday night and went Cougar hunting...
rick136nyc 1 year ago
You don't know how scary Halloween truly is until you've celebrated it on Staten Island. I was sadly stuck in that miserable city while I was on the way to the annual Greenwich Village Halloween Parade dressed as a California Raisin. The traditional costumes worn there are usually of a porn star like Ron Jeremy or Jessica Hahn (complete with vulgar plastic "accessories") And I was nearly killed because I had no idea that the expected "treats" were not candy, but condoms and sex toys! How filthy!
homeslice5000 1 year ago
this stupid guy thinks staten island is a ranch!!!
or an ancient villageyoupiece of crap!
9027giuliano 1 year ago 2
this dude is CRAZY!
NinjajoeIsBallin 1 year ago
@NinjajoeIsBallin hell yeah he has crazy white person snydrome
ItalianPride1597 1 year ago 3
i live in staten island and this is a good showing of it
FahttGdome 1 year ago
For all of you hating on Staten Island, you can't deny that we have the nicest houses of any NYC borough. Seriously, where would you wanna live, in a nice 2 story house with property or some rat infested shack in brooklyn covered in graffiti? SI rules and all you inner city borough people wish you lived here.
AJice1980 1 year ago
"I've been to Staten Island before, I'd be? hard pressed to find a more despicable city in the US! Nothing but hordes of prostitues and miles and miles of adult-oriented (i.e. porn) businesses. Hardly anyone there spoke english, and I often felt like I was in some pre-industrialized civilization. After only a few hours I was covered head-to-toe in dirt and filth! The only real highlight was a stroll around Silver Lake, where I saw lots of shirtless men jogging, BUT THE REST WAS A NIGHTMARE!!!!!
homeslice5000 1 year ago
@homeslice5000 live here an i can say that there are actually only 2 thats right 2 porn stores on the whole island maybe if you came over more towards tottenville and away from bay street its beautiful all the crack heads and immegrints live over there and yes its disgusting, and its sad bc it used to be beautiful
ashcourtz 1 year ago
@homeslice5000 you obviously have NEVER been to staten island because every single thing you just said is completely false. hordes of prositutes and miles of adult oriented businesses? we have 2 strip clubs on the entire island, there are no prostitues, and hardly anyone speaks english? you've got to be kidding me. covered head to toe in dirt, i don't think you could lie to youtube anymore than you have already. just shut up and go back to manhattan, it's a bigger shithole than staten island.
gisenberg 1 year ago
That was really informative...nothing new, as I live there, but really cool.
tottpbj 1 year ago
i always see that zookeeping nigga on the bus with cages
osck555 1 year ago
Did you know that staten island use to be a dumpster?
Poopnoodles35 1 year ago
@Poopnoodles35 It still is!!
freefalln329 1 year ago
i know a few things about Staten Island and i don't live there
1. it sucks
2. the people suck
3. it makes me want to kill babies D:
deadguy718 1 year ago 3
thanks i appreiciate your hard work and effort your the best it was very helpful ur tour
eccentricshawty 1 year ago
What the hell is he doing diving in there? Lol. Is he from around here?
nygiantsfan6 1 year ago
ihatestatenisland.
shann13579 1 year ago
It is impossible to take 6 days to walk around SI. It perhaps half a day to get from one end to the other, so saying 6 hour would be ludicrous. He is a liar. A complete liar. This would take, at the most, 2 days...
Seriously, he is faking
Vince13192 1 year ago
The water in Arthur Kills is so dirty!!!! Why would you bathe in it??
narnia0100 1 year ago
i used to live in new springville but i moved to new jersey
bnmhr 1 year ago
I dont...
MrMartinas89 1 year ago
staten island will cecede one day, they tried ceceding in the early 90s, i believe and it was a close vote, but i'm sure another ones coming soon. its just a matter of time before its not part of the ny city. Though it may seem like that now, It is the forgotten borrough afterall
jupiterscastle 1 year ago
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MrShit4luck 2 years ago
This is the part where the captain falls asleep and slams the dock. Hold on.
cheswic 2 years ago
I love how he stayed away from the more city like hoods like stalpeton and the brigtons
trowabarton101 2 years ago
LOL @1:55 ~2:12 travis got taken over by guidos!!!, it use to be all pot smokin folk down there :R
daewooparts 2 years ago
Did you get paid for this dumb shit you schmuck?
miket1m 2 years ago
12 miles in 2 days? Large Blisters? What a puss. I did 12 miles in about 5 hours on the Appalachian trail.
miket1m 2 years ago
You see, that would be interesting, except no one really cares.
Curropted 1 year ago
@Curropted First of all, who the hell is talking to you, you putts?
miket1m 1 year ago
You posted it on youtube, for the world to see and comment on, so yes, you were talking to me.
Curropted 1 year ago
yeah seriously you wasted a week of your life.. because i live in staten island, you didn't visit any of the places that you should have... good job :\
JoeCity001 2 years ago
dongan hills...!!!!
chris11515 2 years ago
ok i live in staten island..westerligh to be exact but really....who dives in the arthur kill...WTF!!! its so diryt
bigboyhotstuff 2 years ago 14
LOL its also so "oilly" in the arthur kill :P and the "fresh kills" ain't fresh anymore !
daewooparts 2 years ago
i live in great kills
metaknight1000 2 years ago 3
ANY 1 live in Sunnyside?
skatertoby7 2 years ago
yep.
endwoner 2 years ago
u do?
skatertoby7 2 years ago
i live in staten island..im 12 and its really not as bad as you think the neighborhoodss are good..athe=leticly this place has amazing baseball football players etc// its a great place but its not wher e i wanna totaly be
GmodAttic 2 years ago 3
weeerd si sucks i live heerre ! i miss brooklynnn </3
LaXoMaNiiAk 2 years ago
@LaXoMaNiiAk please, go back!
TheEmo4242 3 months ago
Lol i live in Port Richmond and I travel to Travis and the southshore all the time... he made SI look like Shyt.... SI is the best mysterical and lovable .. NYC 4 lyfe
superdog131 2 years ago
yea but there is nuke residue on the streets
ddeadweiight 2 years ago
people say staten island is madly congested....thats so bull i go there its nothing like brooklyn.
sparklerbombg 2 years ago 4
0:19 The reason why it doesn't feel like a part of the city because it is one of the most evil boroughs that no one want's to talk about.
xeogear 2 years ago
Evil borough exogear? Ever been to East New York in Brooklyn? Now that's evil, you idiot.
Romanov1010 2 years ago 3
this guy talks like he took a trip from nyc to south carolina staten island looks like the n.c coast line its beautiful there
tricity009 2 years ago 3
i live in greatkills
DrCurcio94 2 years ago
the guy that pies rocks lives on my street hes the zoo guy
vicr234 2 years ago
SI is beautiful. I miss it
dieudonneMC 3 years ago 2
theres nothing to miss about it. i live here, and it sucks.
danielilov 2 years ago
yea thats pretty gross... the arthur kill man!! come on.... thats dangerous.
babyty84 3 years ago 2
Take a bath in the Arther Kill!?
Does he have radiation poisoning?
Link10893 3 years ago 27
@Link10893 lol can't believe he didn't get cut on a shard of metal
fenderfreak146 1 year ago