Christian Side Hug (Part 2)

[splice1234]

There are 3 main things wrong with this video;

1. One of the dudes says there's no such thing as gayness, which is actually really offensive to many people. If the lord loves us and made us in an image of himself, doesn't that mean that he will accept anyone.? No matter there religion, skin color or sexuality.?God made us in the image of himself does that mean he just a tiny but gay.?

2. A "Christian side hug" is support to stop "sinful urges" I just feel like pointing out those "sinful urges

[Humanis1993]

...*sigh* and this is why people hate christians

[prophetofprometheus]

BEST. SONG. EVAR.

So much better than the first.

[YourLocalArsonist]

Way to make an idiot of yourself on YouTube, and thanks for making all of us Christians look like idiots along with you.

[ihavemonkeysinmybutt]

@YourLocalArsonist they are Atheists - this was meant to be a joke...

[Gamingjgirl1]

@hugmeister4744 I completely agree.

[NickKeeks]

@PMSacr0sanct Buddhism is a non-theistic Religion. And no to answer your question... I'm just willing to assume that Athiiests cannot argue against a religion like Buddhism...

[resrekker]

If you can't tell this is satire, you're a moron.

[MrSlightBuzz]

a hug doesnt turn into angel dust

[NickKeeks]

There are idiots on this video trying to prove their dumbass atheistic point and then there are the smart people who took all this with a grain of salt and are like "Hey, that's some pretty funny shit". So to the smart people I salute you... (You athiests don't got nothin' on Buddhism Suckers...)

[PMSacr0sanct]

@NickKeeks Buddhism is not exactly a religion, more of a philosophy, and thus can not be compared to most religion. An atheist can be a Buddhist =P so your double negative statement is kinda pointless. Are you just working on the belief that everyone with no belief is stupid?

[infernityking1]

Christians fucking retards. there's no jesus or god. All Christians probably smoke crack and suck dick.

[ptango101]

If you couldn't hug from the front and now you can't hug from the side, can you hug from the back while you hold her head?

mmmmm christian back hug.:)

[jessicalazar123]

does he have briefs tied on his head?????

[Gamingjgirl1]

He's wearing underwear on his head, so I'm sure he's joking. I'm so glad. I'm a Christian and I front hug. I know. Real faith compromiser there.

[hugmeister4744]

@Gamingjgirl1 No, dont ever feel that way. I cant stand side-hugs. They are only appropriate if a picture is being taken. I was a member of the International Church of Christ for many years, and I used to get SO PISSED when they "discipled me" (UGH) about front hugs. Front hugs rock!!

[naimop]

u put christians like dumbasses thank you... now im atheist -.-

[xxjash100xx]

this video is a joke dumb asses haha

[DChafin72]

Ha saw it again u were side huggin in the vid and u humped each other at the end!  -doublefaceplam-

[DChafin72]

Um I'm Christian and I hug people in the front and one of u is merried let me guess u kept front hugging for the honeymoon

[merynn1]

@DChafin72 'merried'



[tcpreddie]

yes @kelalila and @The Shittyshmitty, its probsbly redundant that i use those terms. but my point is still the same.

[Enox916]

No Christians aint uptight we up to Fight for whats Right n please watch your Mouth.m

[TheShittyshmitty]

Ha!! "Works of Darkness" should be the name of their album. God damn, you Christian's are too uptight.

[supercool254]

These guys are hilarious

[tcpreddie]

THESE GUYS...are NOT trying to uplift ppl here. there are just being foolish, and may i add, homosexually gay?

[kelalila]

@tcpreddie

"homosexually gay"? Isn't that a bit redundant?

[TheShittyshmitty]

@tcpreddie Homosexually gay?....As opposed to just regular old happy gay? Hello...Yes, it's the 1930's. Can we have our words back. Thanks!

[Enox916]

IM SORRY THESE GUYS ARE NOT!!!!!!THE ORIGINAL SIDE HUG RAPPERS ONCE AGAIN THERE DO N WORKS OF DARKNESS BEWARE!!!!!!!!!!

[Enox916]

These Guys is the Rappers from the Original SIDE HUG VIDEO THER FAKE DOING WORKS OF DARKNESS...BEWARE!!!

[LoboDeBayamon]

oh no! they rape Mohamed :(.

[ptango101]

@1:56 he had to stop side hugging because he was dreaming of gaping anus???? LMFAO

[nninja1995]

@THERS18 yea bro, you seem real "Christian" too saying fuck several times. Fag

[Aluntumz]

you've got the right intentions but really this song isn't Christian . its just what you've tried to perceive as Christian , you need to bring out your ideas more clearly .instead of putting people in comas?

[iswisscheese]

Jusus would be so pleased with that ending now wouldn't he

[CarjoEppy]

lololololol.

[THERS18]

At the end of this "rap" I was like..........:O wat the fuck.....WAT THE FUCK......WAT THE FUCKKKKK!!!!! that last part where the guys getting stuffed was not needed, yea your a real "Christian" Fags

[tastynug801]

Baaaaad things happen at the 'father's' house....

[Edwardthemoonbear]

*gets to the end*

What the fu- *boom*

[Nerd042]

OMG PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS FOR REAL hahahahahah omg

[CheezMon117]

Fuck Jesus......

[coltonwithrow]

theyre telling us not to give hugs and not smoke cocaine,and theyre humping and are probably on crack.that one guy is in crack haha

[JusticeOfTheFallen]

No, sorry bro your loins were tingling because your gay, tis genetic, O and bonus Points: God made you that way on purpose for his amusment, The Sabbath day is God's Time for gay porn night.

[antoine313131]

@JusticeOfTheFallen What you said isn't funny but remember this for you and all the other haters who like to pick fun at things you know nothing about what you give out will eventually find its way back to you remember that one if you don't remember nothing else so when judgment finds its way back to you and someone call you gay or laugh at you you can't do nothing but laugh with them know why you get back what you give out.

[beatboxer7020]

lol.. theese guys are so damn funny!!

[whirl89]

I go an idea if all the christian lads go in one spaceship and the christian gals in another, then we blast them of in to the sun. PROBLEM FIXED, they wont ever have to touch one another again.

[antoine313131]

@whirl89 HA HA HA NOT FUNNY LET ME ASK EVERYONE A QUESTION WHO HATING WHERE ARE YOU ALL GOING FORNICATING,ADULTERY, LUSTS, HELL WELL, KEEP LAUGHING LETS SEE YOUR DESTINATION HAHAHA NOT FUNNY ANYMORE IS IT.

[DrMopinker]

@antoine313131 That's not a very Christian thing to say...

[VlogN3rds]

so...i can never hug my grandma anymore?

[REELHIPHOP420]

what a couple of virginz....

[antoine313131]

YALL NEED TO STOP JUDGING THEM YOU KNOW WHAT IM SICK OF THE WORLD HATING ON CHRISTIANS BUT LIKE THE BIBLE SAYS WE WILL BE PERSECUTED FOR RIGHTEOUSNESS SAKE NOONE IS PERFECT THATS THE REASON JESUS DIED HES TRYING TO EXPLAIN TO YALL FOOLS WHICH YALL ARE THAT HE HAD AN PROBLEM WITH LUSTS SO GOD LED HIM TO TRY SOME DIFFERENT TO HELP HIM HES SHARING HIS TESTIMONY WHAT WORK FOR HIM GET FILLED WITH THE HOLYSPIRIT ITS NOT PHSICAL ITS SPIRITUAL WARFARE OH MY BAD YALL ARENT SAVED SO YALL DONT UNDERSTAND.

[globean]

@antoine313131 Indeed. No one is perfect. Which you have succinctly demonstrated by your extemely imperfect grammar, and neatly accentuated with all capital letters.

[infernityking1]

@stellaalda I am not a troll this video is gay.

[MUBabe1991]

Lol haha hilarious!!

[MUBabe1991]

Lol haha hilarious

[infernityking1]

Gay...

[StellaAlda]

@infernityking1 Troll

[dagda825]

wow. gangsta xians. What?

[Sluggo117]

Please, please, please, please, please be satire.

[Morgenster]

@Sluggo117 2:10

[LB4Steelers]

@Sluggo117 It is, bro. If anyone believes that this is serious, then they're an idiot... Like @batista1117, who obviously believes that this is real..... Is it hard to believe that Christians can't make fun of their stereotypes?

[IIIGavinJohnsonIII]

@Sluggo117 It is most definitely a parody :)

[YouWannaNoWhatIHate]

@Sluggo117 It is. :)

[GnosticAtheist]

@Sluggo117 How could you watch the ending and even wonder?

[ihavemonkeysinmybutt]

@Sluggo117 Of course its satire! He is wearing an underwear underneath his hat.. How blatantly obvious can someone get?!?!

[batista1117]

ive hugged people all my life and never did drugs or alcahol and still havent had sex and im 18 wtf you guys are realy ignorants

[scudboy002]

"Don't cry to the lord when you get date raped drugged"

Nice guys...real...nice

[blazingbluedeath]

these guys are fucking dumb i hug people all the time i dont go fucking everyone i hug yes i have hads sex but only because i loved her doesnt mean i'll burn and if i do its cuz i'm an asshole to everybody

[786tamo]

so are they gay or did they turn gay in the end?

[KiwisForMinecraft]

i glued my dick tomy waste and fucked so many girls

[MrPapaya2000]

From side hug to Angel Dust.....O____O

[stildaydreamin89]

@MrAnimefreak1992 not all religions that ascribe to a "g-d" believe in hell or an afterlife (examples: Judaism; Hinduism). and not all religions even ascribe to a "g-d" (examples: Buddhism, Confucianism, Taoism...) and trust me, there's more examples.

maybe you should do your homework before condemning entirely different groups of people's ideas and beliefs because you assume they're the same?

I can see that you have more in common with what you "don't like" than you think...

[ChaseRedelback]

its funny cause people out there actualy act like that....

[justinoakley999]

these guys can't be serious. are they fucking serious?!?!

... they can't be serious. if so, i think they should hang themselves.

[JCross135]

@justinoakley999 They aren't serious, im pretty sure their both atheists. Ever heard of parody? well this is one of those deals

[642smiley]

@JCross135 absolutely it is....

[unknownuser109]

I flaged you for sexual intolorance and for spreading stupid rules.

[98xana]

wait wait wait... 1:24

touching shoulders is claiming to be god!

[Rasitlin1009]

GAY SEX AT THE END FUCKING GAY BOS

[xTurbojugend]

@Rasitlin1009 u mad bro?

[Rasitlin1009]

ARRGH ILL FUCKING KILL THEM

[SeeJustJacky]

@Rasitlin1009 why?

[Rasitlin1009]

@SeeJustJacky their gay

[MadHatter34784]

Two of the most wack-ass wiggers I'd ever seen.

[laxoc0001]

strongly dislike this video. why make fun of a video that is doing no harm?

to those who enjoyed the original video will probably very offended by this video.

and theres no need to get into a religious debate. those who believe in God good for you. those who do not, why even bother trying to convince people there is no God? these words you post will only further infuriate and offend the already offended.

nothing good will ever come of this video.

[TieNLiveOfficial]

@laxoc0001 HA! That SHOULD have read, "Those who believe in God, good for you. Those who do not, good for you."

[hollowfoundations]

I just search jesus on google images. He seems to embrace the front hug...

[tchapps1]

@laxoc0001 it's funny don't act so butthurt.

Ucwutididthar...cause of the ending

[laxoc0001]

@tchapps1

ill keep that in the back of my head. thanks for the nice comment. :)

[MultiApansson]

DEATH TO EVERYBODY THAT HUGS IN A BLAFIMOUS WAY!!!!

[laxoc0001]

strongly dislike this video. why make fun of a video that is doing no harm?

to those who enjoyed the original video will probably very offended by this video.

and theres no need to get into a religious debate. those who believe in God good for you. those who do not, why even bother trying to convince people there is no God? these words you post will only further infuriate and offend the already offended.

nothing good will ever come of this video.

[Ragingspirits666]

Are you fucking kidding me? Man, and i thought the side hug was rediculous.

[AltF4Crew]

....Is that underwear on his head underneath that hat??

[MegaVirus700]

is it just me or do they kinda look high?

[WaldoUnited]

ok... i laughed pretty hard. i hope you guys are not serious about believing in imaginary friends but what the hell i do enjoy comedy!

[XxLinkinxParkxX]

...god..pleaseeee..pleaseee tell me their just trolling...

[lomsad]

a hug... turns into drugs

[cnknguyen]

Sorry Im going to go throw up, then bang a random coworker...

[blitzik]

a side hug turn to a front hug turn to some cocaine turn to some angle duuust.

[patt1cak3]

I'm confused o_o

[PHELCAN]

@zerg1011 actually he's historically proven bitch. And wether or not he exists, most of the christians I've met are good, kind people; whereas most of the athiests I've met (or whatever you are) are a bunch of annoying potheads, who prefer to imagine that things randomly explode into existince.

[JCross135]

@PHELCAN Because nothing says good and kind like stereotypes, Jcross135-Athiest, non-pothead, non-drug addict, non-drinker ;) Now I'll admit many christians do uphold good values, however there are also many who act out just like with any group. Having a religion won't change a persons values, and I also don't believe threats of damnation are the right way to teach children values. However it's their right. just as its my right to tell you to chill the hell out and pull that stick outta your ass

[PHELCAN]

@JCross135 The person I was talking to said ALL christians were like this, so I decided to fight fire with fire. And sorry, 2 out of the 10 million athiests I've met weren't potheads. It's not stereotyping it's fact. And in christianity you have to do something pretty fucking bad to go to hell, so It's not very threatening unless your the kind of person that would do that.

[JCross135]

@PHELCAN really because Ive only met five christians who werent potheads, three of them are my father, mother and sister, however despite my staying away from weed I dont mind people who do pot, Its less dangerous then alcohol or cigarettes, both of which are legal.

[PHELCAN]

@JCross135 Dude, I'm not saying pot is dangerous, I've just had a lot of friends who smoke pot, and all they cared about was when they were getting some more weed. And yes, if you look at statistics, christians usually tend to avoid pot more.

[PHELCAN]

@JCross135 Dude, I'm not saying pot is dangerous, I've just had a lot of friends who smoke pot, and all they cared about was when they were getting some more weed. And yes, if you look at statistics, christians usually tend to avoid pot more.

[kmp2111]

@JCross135 wow you are ignorant

[PHELCAN]

Woah, these guys look like they mean business O.O

[JCross135]

@PHELCAN as opposed to the magic sky man poofing us in? by the way if you want to refer to statistics, statistically people with higher education and people with higher IQ's have a higher chance of not believing in god, while those with lower IQ's will more often believe in some form of deity

[PHELCAN]

@JCross135 Well those people can all have fun being smart in hell. And yes a magic sky man poofing matter in, is much more plausible than the matter poofing itself into existence. It's like this, if there was an explosion of matter that created the world, that matter had to come from something, things don't just make themselves appear.

[JCross135]

@PHELCAN So who made god? its funny how your logic only applies when your trying to disprove us. Keep the same standard for your religion and it wouldnt hold up for seconds.

[PHELCAN]

@JCross135 I've already thought about that. And I decided if something was going to randomly pop into existence and start the world, it would probably be the one with the brain.

[JCross135]

@PHELCAN naturally, because we all know that complex life comes long before simple life, so having the uber lord come into existence just cuz he felt like it is perfectly rational.

[PHELCAN]

@JCross135 Yes, I believe that the complex life form coming first is more probable than a random ass blob of matter exploding into a perfectly functioning world. And also think of all the complex things you understand before the simple things, for instance we can perceive the depth of an object without even thinking about it, but we struggle to learn basic math when we are children.

[JCross135]

@PHELCAN are you this stupid? the big bang occurred and the universe developed in billions or even trillions of years, and depth perception is infinitely more simple than mathematics, fish have depth perception yet only humans and highly trained primates can do math even the simplest math.

[PHELCAN]

@JCross135 Then could you kindly explain how emotions and thoughts can come from brainless electric balls floating around and bumping into each other? And guess what retard, if depth perception is "simpler than basic mathematics" than why don't you explain to me how it works.

[JCross135]

@PHELCAN As a matter of fact I cannot, but a few centuries ago we couldnt explain why the sun floated around the earth... oh wait they were stupid fanatics... huh weird I bet nothing like that ever happened again. Maybe this science deal just happens to develop over time with rational thought and progression. I have no idea where the big bang came from, but im sure one day it'll be figured out scientifically.

[PHELCAN]

@JCross135 While you have a point in saying these issues may be solved with science, I say I've already figured out the answer, and it goes more with philosophy than science. It has a lot to do with infiniteness, and "which came firsts". And takes forever to explain.

[PHELCAN]

@JCross135 And furthermore, where the fuck do you think the big bang came from?!?

[MrAnimefreak1992]

@PHELCAN im an atheist and i dont like religions cause they think that their god is ultimate and everybody will go to hell cause they dont belive in god. They are just prejudice against other religions and people that dont belive in their god especially christians. When i die id rather roam as a ghost.

[SAFAHADI1]

he is bitch , and yes for the christian side hug no front hug

[JaguarEscarlata]

When I first saw the entire issue of the Christian Side Hug I thought it was so ridiculous that there was no way it could be parodied. I was clearly wrong.

By the way, the super-smart-super-sexy-I-want-­to-marry-you ZOMGitsCriss led me to this channel.

[SJ89609]

you guys are no Christians

[Water4Jeremiah]

@SJ89609 lmao hey guys look at the mad Christian.

[shadow1566]

I was not sure if these guys were a joke band but after this, I am pretty sure they are just trolling

[Mctriplej]

these people are fucking retarded, i mean who the hell thinks u will have sex if u hug someone.

[NorseViking100]

Retar crew? more like retard crew

[SexyParamoreLover]

You do know that the views are because they think it's crazy not be able to actually hug people

[JustPlainLucas]

488 people are Christians who can't take a joke.

[NorseViking100]

this is so damn retarded christanity is cover name for population control. paganism is where its at!

[GodBeastX]

LOL

[picaVpica]

What is odd, is that the rapping is better in this pisstake.

[m1rock]

So this is what happened to ICP...

[mindlesslifeofgames]

@m1rock no, ICP, is a TOTALLY different band. And they are.....Crazy mudda fawkas

[TheHotsaucekiller]

is he wearing fruit of the loom underwear on his head at the end wtf in every video you guys always something on you the zomgitscriss song wtf is that on his lip

[mindlesslifeofgames]

LOL THE DUDE GOT RAPED AT THE END

[mindlesslifeofgames]

....going home in a coma?!?!? like seriosuly, does that mean your gonna give someone a coma if they hug someone normaly?

[bhabooshka]

This rap really sounds more intellectual than the one done by the religion preachers. Small but interesting fact of psychology.

[crockerisgay1]

These guys are fucking awesome

[pur3s0ul2]

2:20 0,0 no comment.... 0,0

[TheCowNap]

Two of the biggest trolls in the world are in this video.

[dethklokstuff]

does he have whitie tighties on his head?

[DJMarcO138]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[denisdronov19]

How r u guys real christain if ur dressed like some gangsters and sagging ur pants and singing some ridiculous rap song!!!

[hellokonnichiwa5]

You guys need to stop making fun of christians! If you're for real than you should know that you're a reason that some people are turned off to being christian.

[Monkey4space]

epic fail



[thenfm]

if u cum on a bitch's face from 3 feet away but you don't touch her, is that cool?

[Stuffilicious]

God isn't real, silly.

[globalchaos1984]

@Stuffilicious hahaha yeah but dont hurt anyones feelings

[jwa1962]

Fantastic!!

Side huggin' can indeed be dangerous

[uLtrAc3]

Uhh getting rappped at the end?? lol...?

[josehartTV]

No touching! Lol wtf shit

[ROFLBLACKPEOPLE]

ROFL BLACK PEOPLE

[PatitoHAHH]

keeps the epic sirens from the original song.

these guys are too hilarious

[kakarooku]

the retard crew

[dogtired75]

I don't think most of you dumbasses commenting realize that this is a parody.

[Solidus1086]

Hugs are evil! They speak the truth! I remember the time when i hugged a chick and then woke up 6 months later on the floor of a crack house.

[silencesoloud12]

@Solidus1086 Damn. That's worse than that time I gave someone an air slap and... I don't remember what happened.

[gooddaver]

WELL DONE!! I thought it was the same tards who made the original, but wow, so good, the end had me laughing so hard!

[6Epigone9]

This is pretty disturbing... I'm glad I'll never play follow the leader as you all do... And I don't think its the hugs that give you those thoughts, its your own perverted mind thinking that way. Gays do exist btw, just thought I'd let you know even though your book of control says otherwise. Hopefully your views don't try to change the world like certain other dictators. On a final side note, your rapping is terrible, to say the least... That's being nice, have a most wonderful day now ^.^

[numbers1311407]

@6Epigone9 I hope this is a troll

[ShayLee0501]

@6Epigone9 It was a spoof idiot! Google Christian Side Hug

[MyNameIsBob212]

Oh jeez, this song is fucked up man, especially the end XD. fucking awesome