The Stig - Series 11 Introductions

[nibbler125]

some say that on warm nights he sits outside and crokes like a frog. others say that he uses the wrong side of a knife.

[iTzeXile13]

some say, its impossible for him to wear socks, all we know is hes called the stig

[denelson83]

Some say that he thinks that Jeremy Clarkson is an arrogant rich arsehole.

[Mittau]

@denelson83 and that the only difference between him and everyone else, is the bank balance.

[Tjspycorp]

Haha Hammond looks like a fidgety chihuahua

[MitchyTheKiller]

Some say his body odour is a natural repellent for cyclists, and that once he reaches climax the noise produced can be heard by elephants.

[ps3113]

Some say that he has two penises where his eyes are suppose to be and that he once was seen making love to James May. All we know is hes called The Stig.

[jack253]

Some say that when you see the blond girl at 1:28, we get an erection and the we release sea men at pace all we know is were called men...

[kileepokemon1]

keep replaying 00:56 over and over KILLS ME!

[982vigilantseer]

Some say his favorite flavor of ice cream is tomato... and that if he was exposed to an X-ray, he'd turn invisible. All we know is, he's called the Stig!

[Razcul3603]

Some say he came from the planet Gits where everyone is inside out and if he were to join Nasa he would replace his helmet with a horse's head.... all we know is he's called the Stig.

[TheGollum1996]

Some say he made chuck Norris cry.

[FormulaOneFan4Eva]

"...IS THE NIIIII-EEEEEWS!" XD

[kimo92]

the beer bottle with his testies was the best...hahaha

[Connoreeyah]

Some say that the wrinkles on his buttcheeks speak latin.

And that if he threw a stone, it would never hit the ground.

All we know is.. He's called the STIG

[Andydag904]

some say he has a helmet under his helmet

[Ntori0usKGB]

Richard Hammond fail

[demonata2]

Some say that his body is made entirely.....of rubber and that if he was elected for prime minister he would punch gordon brown in the face all we know is he's called PM stig

[xgl5]

hammonds is better than jerrmy

[Chaoticentertainment]

Some say that if he was England Manager he wouldn't have played Heskey

And that if he once tried to cook the psychic octupus....

All we know is he's called The Stig

[majicworks]

some say that he will make you this in clarkson's voice

[slymills]

@majicworks hahaha so true :P

[Segaman19]

Where's that one where James tries (and fails) to convince us that the Stig has the same purple jumper as he does?

[47ambrose42jpm]

Series 12, 13, 14.......?

[PressAltF4OrElse]

Some say that his summer home is a junkyard, where he feasts on electric cars, and that his eyes are finished with chrome.

[bgfilms]

Some say his tears are adhesive...

[MrJLT007]

Yeah...most of these home brand sayings are pretty rubbish.

[SilverTonguedSnake]

Some of these fan made "some says" are just silly.

[AnAngryPossom]

some say his droppings have been found as far north as york. and that he has a full size tattoo of his face on his face

[ScottMurdoch2007]

''Some say he's sexually attracted to wheelchairs and that he shares an East London Flat With Osama Bin Laden

[skylinekyd]

"Some say that he pees sideways, and that he does'nt eat French fries, because they're FRENCH. (Because the french are a bunch of PANZIES) All we know is that he's called, The STIG!"

[2OneRed]

Some say he was found moping the floor in dixons with his scrotum and that if he hosted a dinner party in come dine with me they would all be killed

[realdealsham]

some say he can do a lap in 56.25 seconds in a hummer, and that he pefers to drive with his teeth

[MrFirasinho]

Some say : he has a language of his own and that he has 51 fake identities and most of them are stolen

All we know is he is called the stig!

[bonzie1645]

@MrFirasinho nice one!

[bud9133]

Some say that after Green Stig died, he used him for compost. Other's say, that he changed his outfit, after being accidently launched off an aircraft carrier. All we know is, he's called The Stig.

[2610sparky]

some say that his heart beat sounds like the bass line of fleetwoods mac "the chain" and he as suddenly become unavailbe for 19 weekends in 2010 all we know he's called the stig

[xylaphonemaster]

For some reason I really want to know what it'd be like to have a prehensile scrotum now.

[candycamaro]

i think it should be a rule that Jeremy should be the only one to introduce the stig

[mddbassdude727]

some say he lost his virginity b4 his grandfather and some say he can play the top gear theme tune on the banjo... all we know is hes called the stig

[MrFirasinho]

some say that his favourite pet is ant and that he cannot spell his own name...all we know it's called the stig

[TheGtracer2006]

Some say that his nipples can conduct electricity, and that he terrified of kittens. All we know is he's called The Stig.

[benj2297]

some say he won a britney spears lookalike contest,and that he thinks the recession is a comedy show. all we know is,hes called the stig

[nitromenoob]

Some say that he killed his wife because he thought that she was not having an affair with elton john, and that he started the big bang , with a fart

[Szuperpocok]

Some say, he once ignited an anthill with a magnifying glass.

At night.......

[Raziel243]

Some say, his elbows are upside down, and that on cold nights, he turns himself inside out to keep warm. All we know is, he's called the Stig.

[addvali]

Some say that he was once engaged to be married to a ficus plant and that it was the ficus plant who called it off; and that if you say the word "irregardless" he will appear out of nowhere and knee you in the groin... all we know is, he's called The Stig.

[lesterclaypool1]

Some say that he did time in a prison in Canterbury because his teddy bear's name is, "The Baby Jesus"...all we know is, he's called The Stig.

[matty9896]

some say that he invented the bumble bee, and that his nipples pick up FM radio... all we know is, he's called the stig

[Phenom713]

some say he thought coronation street was a reality tv show. And the car he takes to work can do a lap on the top gear test track in 59.89 seconds ...All we know is he's called The Stig'.

[knmd343]

"Some say that HE let the dogs out, and that when a bird flies near him, he vibrates and turns orange, all we know is, hes called the stig"

[ExDijjj]

Some Say that he lives with barney ...and some say that he's 12grams in weight all we know hes called the stig

[connorchapman1]

SOME SAY that HE farmed roger rabbit and that he invented lightbulbs by farting in a glass.

all we know is

hes called the stig (aka CAPTIAN FALCON)

[pspchief]

Some say that he once attacked Gordon Brown, and that he lives in the boot of a Ford Mondeo. All we know is, he's called the Stig.

[minomane]

Some say he is not actually wearing shoes, thats what his feet actually look like, and that histhighs attract startled Emus... all we know is that hes called the stig

[myPETsnailFRED]

some say he once won a fight against chuck norris, all we know is he's called the stig

[theonewithnoeyes]

Some say he is a man in a suit, and that all of his track times are estimates...All we know is that my mate Josh has a proper fit mum.

[dingosim]

Some say that he can power motor boats with his eyelids; and that he has the ability to grow two beards, on both his elbows! All we know is... he's called The Stig!!

[TG4EVER1]

"Some say that he's Michael Schumacher,other say that he's Lewis Hamilton or Ben Collins...All we know is he's called The Stig'.

[JepMasta]

Some say he once chopped down a tree using only a tub of margarine...and that in college his best friend was an aluminum can named Fenwick...as we know for certain is, he's called the Stig!

[Reisgar42]

This is so much better to imagine these all being attributed to Schumie.

[scarredxangel]

Some say his favourite word is silent and that when he grows up he wants to be a real boy. All we know is, he's called The Stig.

[NoSepo101]

SOME say he cries tears of marmalade and can open a bottle by gesticulating at it while humming Bach.

[BenderRodrigez]

Some say, he's Michael Schumacher, others say it was a cruel joke by Clarkson. All we know, he's called the Stig

[IsabelSinger]

Somesay he's scared of ducks. And some say that he appears on high class stamps in Sweden. All we know is that he's called the Stig.

[GNRDemocrazy]

Some say that his stools have the same texture as a Snickers bar, and that just one flake of his skin could create a new life form. All we know is he's called The Stig

[nishjaxx]

This is so cool...guess it's my turn.

Some say that wherever he urinates, a new element on the period table is found...and that the worst dream he ever had was seeing himself unmasked. All we know is, he's called THE STIG.

[titinod]

Some say that his helmet generate its on gravitational pole and that he once out ran an Ethiopian all we know he call the Stig

[NEWFACEOFGAMES]

some say if you insult his teddy bear he will lick you and if he had a mind he would be president

[acidmatar]

some say he has three legs one for each pedal..and that he does not believe in the bike

[TJMorr1s0n]

some say that he's a stuffed version of the mitchelin man.

[PyrosharkGIA]

Some say that he has no opposable thumbs, and that he once jumped the Grand Canyon wearing nothing but a pair of springheel boots and his helmet. All we know is, he's call the Stig.

[TJMorr1s0n]

Some Say, that if you look him straight in the eye, you'll be able to drive as quick as him. And that he thinks that my last one was pathetic. All we know is, he's called the Stig

[melrulzx]

LOVE the last intro my fave by a long way!!! Do they just make it up or do u think that it's already set up??? x

[PsYcHoMiKe99]

Some say that he shares a flat in east london with bin laden, and that he says that there is nothing wrong with having a poo in public. All we know is hes called the stig

[ForerunnerLuke]

Some say when he's lost at sea, he calls for for his pet shark Dorris, and some say that he prefers to drive with his knees.

All we know is... he's called The Stig.

[roscop999]

some say he he has a brain the size of a dolphin and that he can be often be found hiding in attics while playing the banjo dressed only in a turbin all we know is hes called the stig

[forbiddenbreath]

Some say that Chuck Norris was the son he didn't love, and that he once beat Beckham in a childrens card game, all we know is He's called The Stig

[FastStrik3r]

LOL!!! look at Jeremy when Richard says its impossible for him to wear socks n listen to him laught!

[wiganarebest]

Some say he has a scar on his leg the exact shape of our track and that he once urinated vodka all over Bill Murray in a pub fight. All we know is he's called the stig.

[Bobbadelic]

some say that he is sexually attracted to bricks and that he has to be dissasembled every night

[EASYTIGER10]

i didn't know that hamster had done any Stig intros

[TJMorr1s0n]

well you do now!