The Chronicles of Chris-chan: THAT IS MY HOUSE [8/27/09]

[Shadowhumper360]

lmao I LOVE this guy! He-

...

Wait...

These videos he makes, they're satirical, right?

He doesn't ACTUALLY expect people to take this seriously...

Right?

[Kirbechu99]

@Shadowhumper360 ...I'm sorry, but no...

he's serious...

[Majorasword64]

He doesn't know that you can't take it of the internet.

[ShadowAngelicus1323]

I still think it's funny how he can do an accidental Gilbert Gottfried impression when he's doing his tard rage.

[TakuraLioness]

I really don't know why I keep watching Chris Chan videos...maybe its cause I've met people online who use their 'disability' as a crutch to be lazy fucks and live on welfare and don't have jobs.....and bitch about the smallest things....hm maybe that's why I watch Chris Chan. I find their drama to be hilarious XD

[UltraEgg98]

@TakuraLioness Sometimes I feel a bit of concern for him, but in the end it has to be said that all of his trolls just want him to listen and improve his life before it's too late. He's brushed them off every single time, not realising that they make good points. The saddest thing is that he's destroying his own life day by day, and the only people trying to help are the people who loathe him the most.

[TakuraLioness]

@UltraEgg98 yeah...I've met people like him online who just ignore all the good advice people give them, and they end up making their own lives worse because of how they react to stuff. =/ It's just so sad really.

[CCPcakes]

Normally I find Chris Chan funny. He is a big douche in this video.

[ShinyPikatwo]

R.I.P Robert, may you continue to chop down the internet from heaven.

[MiHiVidz]

Man oh man! Just look at the way the camera starts to shake when Chris starts doing his TardStomping at 0:31. Now we know where those East coast earthquake tremors were originating.

[ZeroCutProductions]

My 3-year old niece doesn't even throw fits like this...

[icetailgreg]

0:05 CWC uses Glare! it's not very effective...

0:10 CWC uses HyperVoice! CAMERA is paralyzed! It may be unable to move!

0:20 CWC uses X-Scissor! But nothing happened...

0:30 CWC uses Earthquake! CAMERA fainted!

[Wolfsrain90]

Just...lol.

[Ditherliss]

That part when he demands 'now' several times like a child is probably my favorite of CWC quotes.

[MrsPaul]

I heard they have an infestation of bugs now. *shudder* How can people LIVE like this.

[MiHiVidz]

@MrsPaul Chris isn't a human. That's why.

[Jensenlolman]

pause just rite at 0:19 and heckel at the sillyness

[Kristanni20X6]

NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW!

[sporedoutofmymind]

Can we pleasepleaseplease somehow get Chris and Barb on an episode of Hoarders?

[Andreazor]

@sporedoutofmymind

Hahaha! Fuck yeah!

[XGTDaveX]

...................no.

[jamondo17]

no no no no no no no XD

[SinDawg030]

He just doesn't get it. He still throws a fit of tard rage even after his dad called him out on his shit.

[ZealSeraph]

It's actually quite funny to see almost 30-year old man screaming "my mother and my father are angry at me" and jumping up and down like a little kid.

[ApacheMan2K]

@ZealSeraph And going, "NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW!!" like a spoiled brat wanting the latest Hot Wheels playset.

[TheWarlord900]

Click 0:12

He says "YOUR MY FATHER!"

[halodystroyer44]

@TheWarlord900 lol

[PsychoBurgundy6]

FUCK YO HOUSE NIGGA

[Steel599]

[COMMENT REMOVED BY CYBER POLICE]

[Medication102]

Damn...Butters is pissssssed.

[AnimeAspieFanatic]

@_____________________________­___________@

[YaoiCutieX3]

I'll send in the tapdancers? 

[thelooneytunesman]

ever time i look at this video i think of that remix liquid chris did

[argiepoo]

THATS MY HOUSE, I DON'T KNOW U

[AMIIZix]

lollllllllllllllllllllllllllll­llllllllllllllll

[FatUnicorn94]

@ceprelex I don't give a damn to an autistic manchild who l dresses like a girl to get attention.

[ConservativeCat]

One thing that always struck me about this video, is he's supposedly telling his fanbase (which doesn't exit, but stick with me) to get that stuff off of there. Yet rather than act civil to the people who he thinks are on his side, he just yells at them.

Dick.

[GreyMercury]

@ConservativeCat

The day Chris chan acts with logic and rationality will be the day the world stops turning.

[CpsLock3]

@GreyMercury And also the univers stops growing. Also lots of horney catgirls will come into existance with the what the fuck am i talking about?!

[Dominub]

I think he wants everything about his house off the internet?

[onehundred10million]

Come on Tomgirl, that's no way to attract a boyfriend free girl.

[princegalena]

NOW = 6X

[lpgurlnj]

What a fucking douchebag. It's your fault, Chris-Chan, or should I say, Chris-Tran. Go run around in your woman clothes, rub dog shit on yourself, smear your own jizz on your bung hole and shove you creepy sonichu medallion up your bung hole you waste of life and sperm.

[Narateful2]

your fault,dumbass. you're still posting your house on the internet. so no,we won't take it off the internet.

[gruntguy007]

I WANT MY HOUSE OF INTERNET SO I WILL POST A VIDEO WHICH INCLUDES MY HOUSE

[OrangesofSymmetry]

MEANWHILE, IN AMERICA

[eelnomtih]

@OrangesofSymmetry From which country are you watching Christian's antics? :D It seems he must be an international "celebrity" now

[iwannabethekid34x]

@OrangesofSymmetry >implying this behavior is exclusive to the USA.

[nintendobros64]

if you click on 0:31 numerous times he's jumping like a seal demanding for some fish

if you click on 0:32 numerous times he's riding on a horse (but where's the horse?)

[Cdubzhappy]

when he took off his glasses i shat myself in fear

[HToTheRMX]

I feel like a bad, bad person, but I've been having a rough day so far, and Chris always makes me feel better about myself. He's like the Internet's Prozac.

[abtsadiemaekole]

thirty. years. old.

[nintendobros64]

@abtsadiemaekole more like 35

[abtsadiemaekole]

@nintendobros64 yeesh! the older the man is, the more disturbing this behavior gets! Ive never even seen a child throw a tantrum like this....

[DaminW3]

I was just waiting for him to go "KAMEEEEEHAMEEEEEHAAAAAA!"

[argebarse]

Putting something on the Internet is like pissing in the pool, once it's out there you'll never be able to get rid of it.

[SomeBlokeLol]

Poor guy. Oh my God. He's... Poor guy!

[IAMAMEGAMANpunch]

lulz

[lovemeordie83]

...why doesn't he just take it down...?

[kingdommasters]

HOW ABOUT NO!!!!!!! You crazy sonicfag bastard.

[nintendobros64]

@kingdommasters don't forget pokemonfag

[kingdommasters]

@nintendobros64 I also forgot PS3fag.

[nintendobros64]

@kingdommasters OH!, and ponyfag he sure loves ponies!

[kingdommasters]

@nintendobros64 And of course he's just plain pathetic

[nintendobros64]

@kingdommasters and a creepy ass perv

[kingdommasters]

@nintendobros64 and a virgin who lives with his parents

[nintendobros64]

@kingdommasters and an autistic freak, raping a blow up sex doll

[kingdommasters]

@nintendobros64 and a terrible comic writer/artist

[BigDogJang0]

0:23 Gotta love those anime movements.

[MRWWAYSS]

I AM SENDING DETECTIVES, I AM SENDING POLICE, I AM SENDING EVERYONE IN MY POWER.

Which equals a yellow painted hedgehog, two cats, Snorlax and his sexdoll Kimmi.

Fear imposing, isn't it?

[tabrismacbeth]

@MRWWAYSS I would pay money to see that. A yellow hedgehog- not Sonichu, but an actual hedgehog someone dyed yellow or something- a couple cats, some dude in a Snorlax suit, and a fuckable pool toy, all just showing up on Clyde Cash's doorstep one day and looking angry.

[nintendobros64]

@MRWWAYSS you mean Juli- i mean Ivy

[TigerPimp666]

do it in Youtube 1911 its very as hell (like this if you think so)

[nintendobros64]

@TigerPimp666 too bad it's not there anymore...

[TigerPimp666]

@nintendobros64 its there i have it on LiveSteam YAAY

[smartarse001]

@RetroShinigami welcome to the most reprehensible human on planet earth. You knew there had to be one.

[deviltetsuo555]

@RetroShinigami

one of the internet's biggest failures nothing less nothing more

[TonyBMan]

I wish to almighty JESUS that i could shove satan's cock into his mouth when he went off on this tirade......id flood his pitiful waste of a human body with satan's fiery spooge, and embrace OVER 9000 virgins in the deepest pits of hell as chris-chans muffled cries of agony brought them to orgasm after orgasm.......THE END *SIGH*

[NZGirlyGamer]

Oh no! The tap dancers!

[MrUberguber]

Where the fuck is Fox Mulder

[ChibiWaira]

Chris the angry penguin.

[VengeanceOtaku]

no chris, yelling at us to get videos of your shithouse YOU posted on the internet will not make them go away, or compensate for not having a penis

[FatUnicorn94]

ITS YOUR OWN FUCKING FAULT FOR POSTING IT IN THE FIRST PLACE YOU STUPID ASSHOLE

[RobotwarsKing]

"I'LL SEND IN THE JERKOPS"

[johntheant]

someone hasn't felt the anger management part of the cosmos yet

[SergeantLuke]

"It's my fault, I admit it, it's my fault!"

Holy shit, three words I never thought I'd hear Chris say.

[TheMasterTelevision]

When I first saw this, I thought he said "I'll send in the Spetsnaz!" not "I'll send in decetives!"

[Shavarnarak]

@TheMasterTelevision

Chris wishes.

Chris also wishes he knew what the Spetsnaz even was. He probably thinks it's a kind of food, or maybe a kind of prickly-wicklies

[Mance200]

@Shavarnarak I believe he thinks it's a kind of holiday related to Oktoberfest.

[landon29]

0:31 EARTHQUAKE!!!!!!!!

[Vindicator197]

Any chance of getting the Health Department to show up and evict them? Better yet, maybe the crew from Hoarders?

[SergeantLuke]

@Vindicator197 Somebody actually did contact the Health Department. They basically said that the house was indeed pretty filthy, but not unlivable, and the Chandlers had the constitutional right to live in that pigsty. It's too bad, really.

[nintendobros64]

@SergeantLuke i swear this is even worse than mariotehplumber & spazkid COMBINED

[nintendobros64]

@nintendobros64 *Mariotehplumber & Spax3

[JoeyMX44]

NOWNOWNOWNOWNOWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!­! lol

[linkweather]

He will make Sonichu zap us to the extreme if we don't take the pictures off.lol

[Falihala]

I was gonna give a shot at making the Chandlers at the Sims 3, but to be accurate, I need to wait for them to release some sort of pet expansion and I need the plant of their house. anyone can get me the plant?

[vevemon]

I don't get it, what's wrong with posting pictures of your house. Save for showing the address by accident lol

[TheDavid22]

@vevemon Did you see his house video? His parents were afraid the health surveillance would shut it down. Seriously.

[vevemon]

@TheDavid22

Yeah I watched that right after I saw this lol. My mistake, I just thought he was having a shit-fit out of nothing like he usually does.

[ryunin5654]

Did you really think we would want to see your god-filthy house? And do you really think you can have your images of your house removed from the INTERNET?!

Seriously, you are either very stupid or horribly naive. I'm betting on the former.

Here's a tip if you're reading this, Chris. Next time: DO NOT POST IMAGES OR VIDEOS OF YOUR FUCKING HOUSE AT ALL!

[TheCyclomethicone]

@mediolagana His parents were angry at him, because Christian showed their messy house on video. The house was so fucked up, that several people wanted to call the health department. And by the Chandler family's logic it's more reasonable to get things off the internet by screaming at a camera than to cleaning their house.

[imelroy]

MAI MUDDHER AND MAI FADDHER R ANGREE @ MII@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@asdfjkl;12­3r38gbig414rbg4roig

[armageddon74400]

He'll even call in the cyber police! Consequences will never be the same!

[WalterREBoRN]

LOLOLOLOL



[siegris2]

He displays 3 different personalities lol

[siegris2]

THIS IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHILARIOUS

[SZF123456]

it's hilarious, he thinks if he can talk to us like children we will respond accordingly.

[Anonymous58815]

OH SHI-

DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING

[grahamley]

@Anonymous58815 I'm keeping some of it.

[SergeantLuke]

Bar none, Chris is the most entertaining man in the world. Too bad that it's all for the wrong reasons.

[Popanator2010]

We need moar of this. Where is some recent Chrissy vids?

[slitor]

ah...i almost feel nostalgic..

[hardkoregamer999]

FOR GREAT JUSTICE!!!!!

[TheCryoScales]

Be careful everybody, we should be prepared to get out of the Internet. Lest we tempt the power of Bob Cuttin' it down

[BlargVison]

TURN THAT GAWD DAYUM THING OFF!!

[MrTatonic]

this is deade serious. lol this guy needs to calm down.

[ShinChan56798]

WOW......my freind was right he is crazy

[mordredt02]

Wow...did he just say "It's my fault"? Something you don't hear much.

[thedemonlord13]

Yes, it is bad comrade.. Your brother isn't that bad. I know.

[SPARTANG294]

Is it bad this reminds me of my own brother?

[Smaksmilla]

And the videos URL ends with "HOE" :D

[GamerXZ0]

Hey, I got a suggestion Chris-Chan! You started this mess, Clean it up yourself.

[ToaZexon]

Well you don't have to yell at use you know.  That might make us not get rid of the videos. So calm down, and tell pelitelly "Get rid of the video please."

[Altter221]

I was hoping for the floor to just collapse when hi started stomping.

[Fr0st1989]

NERD RAGE

[sonicfeet]

"DE SEERIOSS."

[YoungFlame1377]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[TheWickedSmile]

Ya'll better love my comic NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW or else I'll stamp my foot and scream like a monkey NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW!!!

[Clanitz]

RAEG!!!!

[skyclaw441]

"I'll send in detectives..." Chris, you are so fucking retarded.

[RedMageZidane]

Get away from that internet, I'm cutting it down!

[TheElectricDreamer93]

Chris was the dumbass for putting the video up. His house should be fuckin' condemed.

[roboneko77]

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE­

[Gg66dolphin]

Come one Bob, cut his internet down!

[Funkdefence]

Shit, he whipped off his glasses. He means business.

[SlashFirestorm]

@Funkdefence

He's like Bizarro Horatio Caine.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOW

[AnonPartyVan1]

Terrible troll.

[darkgomugomu]

no.

[VelLucio]

Better watch out. Chris calls to arms. With Chris's "fanbase" he will surely succeed in taking down the videos of his house...

Is Bob aware of that the videos hasn't been removed?

[ReldnahcNNaitsirhc]

you know Crissy, Mother and Father are NEVER angry at me, because i'm not a moronic evil fat manchild like you

[EvilCleric]

He does realize that his room is apart of his house, right? So logically, Chris should never make another video featuring his room again.

[PartyWithMaracas]

Well...he posted it first....so...his parents are right to be pissed at him cause he started that shit XD

Guess his parents are doing something right.

[TrustabilityLost]

Like the internet really gives a shit that you gave them pictures of your house youself...and also of your stupid penis.

Ian, way to go!

[GinoTheSpy]

dumbass should have not done that in the first place

[admiralamadras]

Geeze he gives people with Autisim a BAD NAME!!!!!

[Ketorulz]

Police don't give a rats arse or two shits about people who UPLOAD VIDEOS OF HOUSE TOURS ON THE INTERNET!

[HyperSonicXtreme]

It's your fault for uploading your garbage house on the INTERNETZ!!!

[LNERfan]

now now now now NOW NOW!!!!!!1eleven said the disgusting mockery of humanity.

[Pootsforever]

oh damn when he flipped dem glasses off oh so dramatically I began to realize how serious this business was gonna be

[ccricers]

Chris, don't be so selfish because once we enter your house,

It becomes our house.

[SlashFirestorm]

Guys, don't joke, this is serious. I mean, his MOTHER and FATHER are ANGRY AT HIM!

Oh, I hope Bob doesn't die. I want to see a rematch between him and the Internet.

[HellCatFury12]

@SlashFirestorm

Long live Bob...

He's awesome.

[forevergaminglife]

wow, this guy makes the angery german kid look average

[ihatestupidsignups]

Its funny and all, but its almost too easy. Its like kicking puppies easy. He makes a fool of himself so completely that I have to respect the work it takes to go past his natural state in search of MORE humor.

[VelLucio]

Once on the Internet, it's nearly impossible to get it off of there.

[Vestalla345]

whats put on the internet STAYS on the fucking internet you fucking moron...

[cannonski]

He makes a good case for the use of Eugenics...

[Ellaluvsreno]

haha i'll send in detectives! i'll send in police! i'll send in everybody in my power!!!!

Then his dad likes waltzes in and yells lots O_o

[Jegudiel29ZX]

@Ellaluvsreno i thought he said tap dancers instead of detectives lol

[SlashFirestorm]

The police are under his power?

Excuse me for a moment I have to lol

[Carnage1235]

What is with that stupid dramatic glasses thing he does in almost, EVERY video.

Damn you Ian Brandon Anderson!

[SoopySnoopy]

his hand movement is excersize for him

[xCandyxInfantry]

NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOOOOW!