u will say aahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh idiots who made this film in the hell , u r british people u love mocking , but some day u will cry alot , your actions will lead u to big sorrow
I remember watching this when it first was on, on a sunday dinnertime and apart from it being brilliantly funny, How great it was that stuff like this was going out at that time on a sunday how liberating it was at last we can blaspheme on telly on a sunday, but not only this all the other cutting edge, post modernist even experimental stuff on tv at the time even channel 4 was good at times. now its all gone to shit on tv thank christ (ah) for the internet, vive le revolution.
@badpanda84 yep it was on sunday lunch time about 12.30 i think, Im sure they got a lot of complaints, and they find it hard to get on telly now, apart from stuart lee's comedy vehicle which is brilliant. because of the worry about offending people thats going on now, but to be offended because someones view is different to yours is not only ridiculous but offensive in itself.vive le revolution.
The "mind of christ" argument is laughably silly. If believers have some kind of special knowledge given to them by Jesus, why don't they all agree with each other in interpreting the bible? Why are there thousands of different christian sects instead of a single church?
ProfMTH made a great video about this subject ("The Old Razzle Dazzle"). I heartily recommend watching it as it demonstrates why this argument is complete bunk.
Nice unfalsifiable "no true scotsman" fallacy you've got there. Tell me, how do you distinguish between people who "possess the holy spirit" and those who don't? I guess they're the ones who believe the same thing you believe, right?
@tonyellis69 yes but then there are probably a billion protestants who disagree with that reading.(i dont know if their are a billion catholics but its also very doubtful whether the catholic church's claim to a billion could be supported)
the lack of support for a literal interpretation was one of the main theological arguments in the reformation (see luther, cranmer, zwingli, calvin ad infinitum)
but then its just imaginary anyway you'd have to believe in a magic man in the sky to really care
"Because it is given unto you to know the mysteries of the kingdom of heaven, but to them it is not given. . . .Therefore speak I to them in parables: because they seeing see not; and hearing they hear not, neither do they understand. . . . lest at any time they should see with their eyes, and hear with their ears, and should understand with their heart, and should be converted, and I should heal them."
and it was to fulfil what was prophesied from God earlier
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why don't you make fun of muslims and allah like you mock Jesus afterall the muslims are slowly but surely taking over the United Kingdon-them mock the British in front of their faces-Catholics and Jesus or muslims and Allah and mosques the late great united kingdom
Remember what happened a few years ago, when a group of Danish cartoonists were asked to make interpretations of Muhammed and Islam?
Danish Embassies in the Middle East and Pakistan were attacked and burned, Danish goods were forsaken and a company selling sprout-potatoes to North Africa almost went bancrupt, because Imams were telling the potatofarmers that the danish sprout-potatoes were "infidel-potatoes and thus would not grow".. (hmmm.. religious potatoes??)
Having faith is considered... good, instead of stupid. I have faith that tomorrow I will have mastered unaided flight, with the power of the holy spirit, of course.
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This is your opinion and your opinion is not everything. Before judging others, judge yourself. Thanks anyway for your comment, it didn't do me any harm.
Jesus never lived, there is no proof whatsoever, besides texts. Wich were written 32 years AFTER his death. NOTHING was mentioned in texts about him when he actually lived, only per-say wich have been turned around and twisted to bits. I'd love to show you some videoes, so you can really open your eyes.
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How can you believe or convince yourself that all those who wrote about Jesus, even after 32 years or more, were writing about someone who didn't exist!? Why would they endure persecution and torture for the sake of a lie? If you doesn't exist now, can anything be written or documented on you after 32 years from now? Don't watch fabricated videos, just have faith.
Funny how you don't use the same logic for the other Gods in our world. Would it be impossible to have faith in Allah? No. So don't believe what you hear about Islam on youtube or elsewhere, JUST have FAITH.
Judge myself? What does that mean? All right, I've just judged myself and I'm pretty happy about who I am. Time for judging others: I still think you're a disgrace.
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Though you still think I'm a disgracem,I will keep answering you as a christian: I forgive you for what you have said and I ask God to forgive you too. Again I say, your answer didn't do me any harm. It is expected.
utubreadmirer I pray you be forgiven by the only true God the FSM. May his noodly appendages guide you and help you realise the evil in your religion. Only the FSM can help you do this. Kindly be open minded and you'll see the FSM's infinite prowess.
Though I have a feeling that It is worthless but I would like you to explain to me, just for info, what do you mean by the only true God the FSM. Sorry I haven't heard of this God before.
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it is a disgrace to GOD.he created u and he can take you away at the snap of his finger.this is Christ that u are making fun of. the times of this ingnorance God winked at; but now commandeth all men every where to repent Because of hath appointed a day, in which he will judge the world in righteousness by that an whom he hath ordrained; whereof he harth given assurance unto all men in that he hath raised him from dead
Ha ha I'm glad TMWRNJ gets your goat you ignorant mug. Pack in the tired old meaningless religious spiel and have a think before you go nuts over a funny sketch.
I can't believe catholics actually believe(d) that the bread and wine actually turned into the real blood and body of Jesus when you consumed them during the ritual. What a bunch of retards. It was obviously a symbolic thing. It doesn't matter anyway because they all got it wrong, the whole communion ritual was stolen from an underground, ancient Pagan blood cult of the Roman world, the cult of Mithras to be specific.
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JaboCelt, the whole communion ritual was "stolen" from the last supper. I'm catholic and yeah it very well could be a symbolic thing, but who knows what Jesus was thinking when he said this. You really shouldn't bag on what you can't prove.
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and tell me, why would you call catholics retards if Jesus Christ himself? "OH THAT'S STUPID HE DIDN'T MAKE IT HIMSELF" actually he did. He started the whole religion by making Peter the first pope. and yes, the pope is the leader of the catholic church just to enlighten you
Ha ha, fearbuster believes in god!
bullvasquez 2 days ago
u will say aahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh idiots who made this film in the hell , u r british people u love mocking , but some day u will cry alot , your actions will lead u to big sorrow
fearbuster999 1 month ago
this is so STUPID! que FALTA DE RESPETOO!!!!
ana9312 5 months ago
If it is heaven xians would not be there. ; P
alive4ever1 8 months ago
@alive4ever1 Aaahhh....
TheCrispyThing 2 months ago
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My tits are hairy.
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transubstantiation has never been as funny
belisariusorb 11 months ago
i saw this on TV back in the mid 90s :D
alexhamster1134 1 year ago
I remember watching this when it first was on, on a sunday dinnertime and apart from it being brilliantly funny, How great it was that stuff like this was going out at that time on a sunday how liberating it was at last we can blaspheme on telly on a sunday, but not only this all the other cutting edge, post modernist even experimental stuff on tv at the time even channel 4 was good at times. now its all gone to shit on tv thank christ (ah) for the internet, vive le revolution.
skapunkno1 1 year ago
@skapunkno1 Did this really make it on TV.. It must have received a ton of complains form the catholics
badpanda84 10 months ago
@badpanda84 yep it was on sunday lunch time about 12.30 i think, Im sure they got a lot of complaints, and they find it hard to get on telly now, apart from stuart lee's comedy vehicle which is brilliant. because of the worry about offending people thats going on now, but to be offended because someones view is different to yours is not only ridiculous but offensive in itself.vive le revolution.
skapunkno1 10 months ago
@badpanda84 The who?
MrRik2 4 months ago
@MrRik2 From catholics -- they are always complaining about being offended
badpanda84 4 months ago
@badpanda84bAh, nuts, I replied to the wrong person - sorry.
MrRik2 4 months ago
its symbolic of the quite literal,and it's not his fault.
cstlljoey7 1 year ago
I highly doubt a lot of people know this about the last supper: "IT WAS A PASSOVER SEDA, I KNOW RIGHT?"
Litterboxer529 1 year ago
AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
myxoluser 1 year ago
Oh my God - That's Adric at 3:07!!
mcflyfarm 1 year ago
krononomikon is right becuz you need to have the holy spirit to understand the mysteries of the LORD..mysteries written in the bible...
if you dont posses the holy spirit you cannot understand jesus very clear at all..you know wat i mean?
thats why jesus is being metaphorical...so only those who posses the holy spirit could understand he`s sayings..
poor people...
drophy1989 1 year ago
The "mind of christ" argument is laughably silly. If believers have some kind of special knowledge given to them by Jesus, why don't they all agree with each other in interpreting the bible? Why are there thousands of different christian sects instead of a single church?
ProfMTH made a great video about this subject ("The Old Razzle Dazzle"). I heartily recommend watching it as it demonstrates why this argument is complete bunk.
fragglet 1 year ago 4
not all believers posses the holy spirit..like my friend who believe in christ thou he`s not yet babtized so he dont posses the holy spirit..
anywayz der are many christian church today because der are many people who want to use the church and the name of jesus to gain money..
and thousands of people think its a very good i dea to earn money quickly..
drophy1989 1 year ago
Nice unfalsifiable "no true scotsman" fallacy you've got there. Tell me, how do you distinguish between people who "possess the holy spirit" and those who don't? I guess they're the ones who believe the same thing you believe, right?
fragglet 1 year ago
oh fuck off :)
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@drophy1989 'thats why jesus is being metaphorical...so only those who posses the holy spirit could understand he`s sayings..
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yeah tell that to the catholics.
badpanda84 1 year ago
@drophy1989 That's your way of saying "aaaaaahhhh....", isn't it?
MrRik2 3 months ago
To everyone involved in the intellectual arguments i say: aaaaaah!
gingie78 2 years ago 5
Heaven is an ambiguous concept, spoilt only by the fact it will surely be full of Christians
oldgregg23 2 years ago 9
@oldgregg23 Where do the muslims go?
peterdcarter1 1 year ago
Ah,I see. So when Jesus says the bread is his body it's a parable, and *not* meant to be taken literally.
It's odd that there are a billion Catholics worldwide who've read the Bible and don't agree with you.
tonyellis69 2 years ago 2
Actually I do find that odd. But then again there are alot of people who belive he world is only 6000 years old.
But of course most "chirstians/catholics" dont agree with each other anyway.
But Jesus really could have been more clear
badpanda84 2 years ago
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badpanda84 2 years ago
@tonyellis69 yes but then there are probably a billion protestants who disagree with that reading.(i dont know if their are a billion catholics but its also very doubtful whether the catholic church's claim to a billion could be supported)
the lack of support for a literal interpretation was one of the main theological arguments in the reformation (see luther, cranmer, zwingli, calvin ad infinitum)
but then its just imaginary anyway you'd have to believe in a magic man in the sky to really care
mytimetravellingdog 2 years ago
Yes, it's almost as if I'm pointing out some kind of logical shortcoming in krononomikon's argument, isn't it?
tonyellis69 2 years ago 2
Really I would like to see a christain explain why Jesus didnt make himself more clear.
I mean if the bible was meant to be the perfect word of God then he would have made alot of things more clear
badpanda84 2 years ago
Jesus said Himself why:
"Because it is given unto you to know the mysteries of the kingdom of heaven, but to them it is not given. . . .Therefore speak I to them in parables: because they seeing see not; and hearing they hear not, neither do they understand. . . . lest at any time they should see with their eyes, and hear with their ears, and should understand with their heart, and should be converted, and I should heal them."
and it was to fulfil what was prophesied from God earlier
krononomikon 2 years ago
Heaven is an ambiguous concept, spoilt only by the fact it will surely be full of Christians
oldgregg23 2 years ago 5
@krononomikon
Aaaahhh.
TC2642 1 year ago
@krononomikon ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
trippinonbud 1 year ago
god is the man
maryandjoseph1 2 years ago
put it in his mouth..XD..judas is funny
rude1987 2 years ago 2
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why don't you make fun of muslims and allah like you mock Jesus afterall the muslims are slowly but surely taking over the United Kingdon-them mock the British in front of their faces-Catholics and Jesus or muslims and Allah and mosques the late great united kingdom
WINDHAMMAN 2 years ago
Remember what happened a few years ago, when a group of Danish cartoonists were asked to make interpretations of Muhammed and Islam?
Danish Embassies in the Middle East and Pakistan were attacked and burned, Danish goods were forsaken and a company selling sprout-potatoes to North Africa almost went bancrupt, because Imams were telling the potatofarmers that the danish sprout-potatoes were "infidel-potatoes and thus would not grow".. (hmmm.. religious potatoes??)
Thor71 2 years ago 7
if you listen carefully jesus sounds like austin powers
lipe1141 2 years ago
ingenius!! XD
micp4130 2 years ago
Jesus is the demon!! you can see the horns!
WalkWithMeInHelll 2 years ago
go to hell
xXxREPUBLICELITExXxX 2 years ago
I'll se ya there
WalkWithMeInHelll 2 years ago
pure gold!
caretakerless 3 years ago
Who on earth is 'ian' ?
peanutaxis 3 years ago
Emma kennedy
reezellthia 3 years ago
What is the name of this show this sketch is from? I love it - love it!
quibily 3 years ago 3
this morning with richard not judy
trippinonbud 3 years ago
funny
tieInterceptor 3 years ago 2
Sorting it out at source,that is the answer,but hey,we are only human,imagine if we really got wise!!
arryhuk 3 years ago
Having faith is considered... good, instead of stupid. I have faith that tomorrow I will have mastered unaided flight, with the power of the holy spirit, of course.
MaBu888 3 years ago
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fehawia 4 years ago
aahh, my poor fool, do you not see, aaaahhh.
TC2642 3 years ago 22
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fehawia 3 years ago
well you could just look at your last comment posted, aaaaahhh.
TC2642 3 years ago 6
@TC2642
I'll replay as you'll understand aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah ..
get lost .. and have some manners will ya ? gosh
fehawia 1 year ago
@fehawia
Aaaaahhhh.
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gandhiseelam 4 years ago
Supremus Excellencis Video.
Amen
AlwaysReadTheLabel 4 years ago
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Whatever you do, you can't disgrace Christ. He shall remain holy for ever.
utubeadmirer 4 years ago
You christians are a disgrace to christ.
thekure42 4 years ago 4
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This is your opinion and your opinion is not everything. Before judging others, judge yourself. Thanks anyway for your comment, it didn't do me any harm.
utubeadmirer 4 years ago
Jesus never lived, there is no proof whatsoever, besides texts. Wich were written 32 years AFTER his death. NOTHING was mentioned in texts about him when he actually lived, only per-say wich have been turned around and twisted to bits. I'd love to show you some videoes, so you can really open your eyes.
absinthegrey 4 years ago 2
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How can you believe or convince yourself that all those who wrote about Jesus, even after 32 years or more, were writing about someone who didn't exist!? Why would they endure persecution and torture for the sake of a lie? If you doesn't exist now, can anything be written or documented on you after 32 years from now? Don't watch fabricated videos, just have faith.
utubeadmirer 4 years ago
"Don't watch fabricated videos, just have faith."
Funny how you don't use the same logic for the other Gods in our world. Would it be impossible to have faith in Allah? No. So don't believe what you hear about Islam on youtube or elsewhere, JUST have FAITH.
rosnet 4 years ago 3
Judge myself? What does that mean? All right, I've just judged myself and I'm pretty happy about who I am. Time for judging others: I still think you're a disgrace.
thekure42 4 years ago
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Though you still think I'm a disgracem,I will keep answering you as a christian: I forgive you for what you have said and I ask God to forgive you too. Again I say, your answer didn't do me any harm. It is expected.
utubeadmirer 4 years ago
utubreadmirer I pray you be forgiven by the only true God the FSM. May his noodly appendages guide you and help you realise the evil in your religion. Only the FSM can help you do this. Kindly be open minded and you'll see the FSM's infinite prowess.
rosnet 4 years ago 5
Though I have a feeling that It is worthless but I would like you to explain to me, just for info, what do you mean by the only true God the FSM. Sorry I haven't heard of this God before.
utubeadmirer 4 years ago
My poor fool, do you not see? Have you not been touched by his noodly appendage? There are none so blind as cannot see.
Windbush 3 years ago 24
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it is a disgrace to GOD.he created u and he can take you away at the snap of his finger.this is Christ that u are making fun of. the times of this ingnorance God winked at; but now commandeth all men every where to repent Because of hath appointed a day, in which he will judge the world in righteousness by that an whom he hath ordrained; whereof he harth given assurance unto all men in that he hath raised him from dead
justchillxoxo 4 years ago
Shut up God boy, take a reality pill. Search in here Root of all Evil, you might just learn something.
lennylightweight 4 years ago 12
Getting your knickers in a twist over a 3 minute comedy sketch posted on YouTube- a true sign of enlightenment. Hallelujah!
sneak815 4 years ago 9
Ha ha I'm glad TMWRNJ gets your goat you ignorant mug. Pack in the tired old meaningless religious spiel and have a think before you go nuts over a funny sketch.
smarmokov 4 years ago 7
its funny reading all theses comments why people take all this to heart is beyond me, if you cant laugh at yourself what can u laugh at?
trippinonbud 4 years ago 4
god, why dont you destroy me now? hmmm still alive. this is just a joke and pointing out a very valid point.
luvthedamned 4 years ago 3
I can't believe catholics actually believe(d) that the bread and wine actually turned into the real blood and body of Jesus when you consumed them during the ritual. What a bunch of retards. It was obviously a symbolic thing. It doesn't matter anyway because they all got it wrong, the whole communion ritual was stolen from an underground, ancient Pagan blood cult of the Roman world, the cult of Mithras to be specific.
JaboCelt 4 years ago 5
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JaboCelt, the whole communion ritual was "stolen" from the last supper. I'm catholic and yeah it very well could be a symbolic thing, but who knows what Jesus was thinking when he said this. You really shouldn't bag on what you can't prove.
POWERBOMB789 4 years ago
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and tell me, why would you call catholics retards if Jesus Christ himself? "OH THAT'S STUPID HE DIDN'T MAKE IT HIMSELF" actually he did. He started the whole religion by making Peter the first pope. and yes, the pope is the leader of the catholic church just to enlighten you
POWERBOMB789 4 years ago
Aaaaahhh! Pretty darn funny. I remember learning about the conflicts over this stuff in my class last semester.
WildernessScream 4 years ago
Hahahahahahahaha!!! These skits get funnier and funnier!
Katalyzt
Katalyzt 4 years ago 2
wow! this is really funny! i wish they would put this stuff on BBC America....
startswithaj 5 years ago
Great clip thanks for posting.
ENGLISHBL0KE 5 years ago
Not only would this fit snugly into a Life Of Brian sequence, it would be one the the better scenes.
Ade42 5 years ago
Transubstantiation is sweeping the whole nation, yeah!
DannyDiplo 5 years ago
Arghhhh !
Greenspice 5 years ago
I agree, brilliant. Eddie Izzard has a similar rant about the Eucharist in one of his standup shows, Circle I think it is.
moondog9 5 years ago
Genius.
JJonahJameson 5 years ago