Murdock with Keith David

[bbrake]

"Madock and me... I mean, Madock and I..."

I'm glad he caught himself. Most cops wouldn't even think twice before using bad grammar.

[erk391]

sgt foley!

[visualkei72]

Genius writing on this one. XD

[BigBass992]

HOLY SHIT!!! its Goliath!!!!

[Kesterbolo]

Keith David is surely my Damien Orama Silva. in ONCE UPON A TOWN

[capitalmindz]

Lethal Weapon 6?

[rocklobster665]

remirez theres a stinger on the roof of nates!

[fez1452]

merlin ruined it for me :/

[rencrow]

Maydock! Murtaugh! Meet mahoney!

[acesdude]

Makes my dick itch!!!!!! HAHAAHAHA  I agree with JamesBerg86 I want to see the outtakes!!!!

[Oji5san]

What style of music is that @:40seconds, i have heard it in alot of 90's movies

[hemkjkj123jdfijeifjs]

mutherfucker  ock

[enyoha2]

My brain just melted

[OntarioSniipes]

i swear to god this black guy sounds exactly like sgt. foley from mw2. thumb up if u agree

[FluffyThe1337Panda]

@OntarioSniipes Yup,he voiced SGt.Foley

[dammam9999]

@OntarioSniipes well he is

[doarpentrulaba]

what the muck??

[mkpratten]

keith david is the shiiit!!!!!

[proudaznpride96]

why does keith david ALWAYS play an authority?! someone please answer that lol he's always a cop or a soldier. he even did the voice of Sgt Foley in Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 lol!

[baloneyshoe]

@proudaznpride96 hes always the voice of the marines tv commercials

[uskafighter]

@proudaznpride96 He once played a Arcade Game Repair man on Mr Roger's Neighborhood. Seriously.

[JEDI7ACEN]

@proudaznpride96 You didn't see "Men At Work" with the Sheen boys? Oh wait he was their supervisor the Vietnam Vet. I guess he's graduated from the same BMF class as Sam L jackson.

[xyxstradus]

thought it was gonna be another mortal kombat trailer lol

[SadScarecrow]

OMGAWD THIS IS SO HILARIOUS BECAUSE IT USES SIMILAR-SOUNDING NAMES AND THE CREEPIEST BLACK ACTOR EVER!

Yeah, haha.

[leahcanthelpit]

Whoa! I couldn't pay attention with all the alliterations and rhymes!

[RosaNomNom]

Merlin!!

[Elyzater]

You guys need to see lethal weapon 5. It's just awesome as this

[TheSarcasticPancake]

lol the black dude is seargent foley from modern warfare 2

[mbarunningfreak7]

@TheSarcasticPancake stay frosty

[Soldierofdoom444]

@TheSarcasticPancake And the arbiter from Halo...AND Cpt. ANderson from Mass Effect, may I go on?

[linksgirlfriend50]

@TheSarcasticPancake not to mention captain anderson in mass effect

[catalin357]

=))))

[chazzpratt]

Alliteration at it's finest! Make more movies!

[MOTat18]

Keith David is such a good actor. he's the only good thing here and he made it work.

[BennnnyBoooom]

alright i'm unsubbing from funny or die cause their videos have sucked asshole lately

[GoliathMay]

don't make me open a can of whoopass on ya.

[jackskellington1502]

Marquis De Sade!  Awesome!

[BraydonSzafranski]

I love Keith David's voice. Especially when he says, "make my dick itch." Wait, what? Oh, I said something that may be construed as homesexual.

[michellex333]

I love their names. l.o.l

[JumpingFrogFilms]

KEITH DAVID!!! Most underrated actor ever.

[SubjectXer0]

GOLIATH!

[goatneck]

heyy finally a good one!! :D

[astroscorp2]

I have trouble watching this actor for some reason....K.D. .....like if I feel sorry for him or something...

[uskafighter]

God damn SPAWN kicks ass!

[Oji5san]

@uskafighter thats not Spawn

[uskafighter]

@Oji5san Yeah he is. Keith David did the voice of Spawn in the HBO animated series from the mid 90s. It's epic. It's the same voice he used when he voiced Goliath on the Gargoyles cartoon show (from the same time). Yes he's not Michael Jai White who portrayed him in the live action series, but i think more Spawn fans associate Keith David with Spawn then Michael Jai White.

[Oji5san]

@uskafighter Oh your right about that i thought you meant he was the guy from the movie Michael Jai

[JayNoc]

@Oji5san He did do the voice of Spawn Dumbass...

[WRXSEVEN]

Whomever wrote this had a moment of genius

[rocktheflare]

ive been considering things with the letter M

[aceholeas]

keith david is awesome Sgt Foley FTW!!

[distorted303]

everyone is a critic. not bad FoD.

[erninioX]

meet merlin! :)

[goldeare2]

bloopers pls

[stuartpalm]

Makes me smile. I love Keith David. I used to tend bar in NYC and often had celebrities come through and hang out. I had all types A list to those people referred to as that guy from __. Often the less famous they were the less cool in real life. Keith David was the exception, I have yet to meet a more cool and down to earth man who is also famous. He loves a good martini, with the vermouth just right. He also turned me on to drinking Soda water with lemon and bitters. Great Man. Great voice!

[noremacx8]

lmao classic

[Sn00pSta00]

lol

[LiLW0LF]

Random .... Cat from Coraline....Keith David

[hydr0p0nic]

Merlin makes my dick itch.

[dirtyharrycarry]

Johnny Carson and Jack Webb's " The caper of Clyde the kleptomanic who stoled Clauds clean copper clappers which was kept in closet by the cleaning lady was classic.

[T0pcatFilms]

murtock, mass effect... shepard!

[aestevalis0]

Mmm.. meh.

[marioaleal]

I thought it was funny.

[garylee9966]

lame.

[fais555]

Ramirez! Shoot down that Harrier with a trowing knife!1

[fonzy541]

I swear i like this channel less and less every video...

[Richinator2000]

good one!

[Mr21Joker]

MAKES MY DICK ITCH LOL

[nonconformingascanbe]

lol how much alliteration can one put in one video? :D

[SuperJumper94]

did u know the man that plays Murdock is the man that does the voice for sergeant Foley in COD MW2!

[travz21]

Too much alliteration to handle.

[harddivej]

lol!@ the last line

[willcraigle]

lethal weapon?

[MichaelMusic1]

hahahah this was hilarious. all the thumbs downs are just from the people who dont know these characters

[rerrainey]

best vid in a while next to the between to ferns vids!!!

[cstrand31]

meh.

[wonderpope]

Mamma..mighty 'musing 

[miketrionline]

i got so confused i have no idea what their names are XD

[jszarecki]

great references to Beverly hills cop, police academy, leathal weapon. ROCK ON!!!

[manucarlos751]

why still 305?

[greenguyfake123]

we all know you are a phony , nice performance mahoni

someone give this guy a tony..lol

[fathom26]

Sgt. Foley and Goliath are badass!

[Mrmtjones]

lets make a video where everyones name starts with an M. it will be funny, i promise.

[moooooookiller]

That video really makes my dick itch

[brucewayne79]

God dammit Keith David is amazing!

[defidf]

Hey, that's Goliath!

[disturbedshawn]

God his voice is sweet.

[Efferts]

Don't fuck with Goliath!

[DominationVideos]

MAKES MY DICK ITCH. Seriously, finally FOD released something entertaining.

[sjaatime]

Keith David. amazing. man never ages.

[JamesBerg86]

Great job to the Actors, I imagine this script for this scene took some time to perfect as short as it was. Please tell me you have some good out takes of messed up lines?

[bluedragon6287]

makes my dick itch!!!!!!

[avgrech]

@bluedragon6287 funnily enough it does !!!

[tha2hander]

@bluedragon6287 Awesome!

[Luke1337bb]

@bluedragon6287 lold:D:D:D:

[JamesBerg86]

GIVE US THE OUTTAKES FOR THIS ONE!

[LordRaymondx]

yawn Merlin wtf

[MrStarman92]

are you guys high when you made this? and came up with the idea?

[JizzonTheDark]

Gave me a headache.

[HaliFins]

now this sketch is AWESOME. They got this one right. PROPS to whoever wrote this!!! Favorited.

[BlackKat71]

I LOLed

[TeddyBearMonsters]

This should be on Sesame Street instead of Elmo.

M

[IgliMarku]

This sketch is is freakin awesome!!! 

[gmanthebeast1]

fucking funny

[bull068]

Murdock! Take out that alien reality machine with your mind!

[koliob]

ramierz! that is the guy who did voice in cod mw2

[CharlottaLuv1]

i'm confused...

[olliehudsonplante]

It Makes My Dick Itch!!

[Gatsby999888]

Yawn.

[DocOmailay]

this isnt as funny when Murdock isnt saying "RAMIREZ TAKE OUT THE AC130 WITH A COOKIE"

[oli696969]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[PaiMeiHefeweizen]

I just cannot believe any of this voodoo bullshit!

[fancybooklearnin]

ohai Shepard.

[bunnycats]

will ferrell is merlin ?

[ofir7786]

SHEPARD

[urnot4me69]

Makes my dick itch.

[cowjomonkey]

MAHONEY IS DJ OL YOUNGIN

[InuManiac906]

SPAWN!!!!!!I I'd like to see the bloopers

[scootamcgruta]

I know it's pretty baby... but I didn't pull it out for air

[InuManiac906]

SPAWN!!!!!!

[withbloodcomesalex]

alright! its the Arbiter

[ssfreakkk]

man .. just a pure DVF

[MrBleachSama]

haha fun with Ms and rhyming!

[theylied1776]

Happy holidays Bitches!

[KolonelKoRn]

Lost track of what's going on because of the names.

[kandiman7979]

merlin???? really??? LAME!!

[Pixeleyes]

I love wordplay just as much as the next guy...but this is just embarrassing to watch.

[310sucks]

This was MMMMiserable.

[organichipmunk]

ha i thought it was so funny

[Cnior]

Great



[dritch11]

@Failbot9000 fuck you

[4lex0akes]

@Failbot9000 fuck you

[PsycoHenny]

@Failbot9000 Thumb this fuck down if you know WHY you are the 305th viewer!

[BigMaq3000]

TOO MANY ALLITERATIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[opulent1]

Murdock should use some mescaline to emasculate his itchy miniscule member.

[sayitisntsokthnxbai]

?????

[MrAramesis]

lol thy dont realy use the m to much now do thy .....:)))))

[brandon8791]

what's the arbiter doing in funny or die videos?

[HomeMadeVinyl]

makes my dick itch

[Antipopularization]

Ramirez!

[adrenelinryan]

i think they sorta brought it up a notch compare to the last few... a notch only

[kip151]

Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate.This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta...

[masik7290]

Man i want soMe More of these videos MMMMM

[nachetoglez]

didn't understand anything.... O_O

[analyzingfunny]

wow that sucked, good actors though, really good. These writers need some material so here.

(office scene)

Douche writer 1: Man, I am such a douche. I can't write to save my meaningless, pathetic life.

Dickfuck Writer 2: I can help you douche, with my dick, Douchewriter. They dont call me Dickfuck Writer for nothing you know.

Douchewriter 1: Ok, but dont hurt my ass like my Dad did.

Dickheadwriter 2: Oh, was that the time you talking about how your sister watched you get fucked in the ass?

[ThisIsAeroPlane]

@analyzingfunny um, no. u sure ur not a fuuny or die writer?

[analyzingfunny]

@ThisIsAeroPlane yes...yes I am..

[caligulaincarnate]

@analyzingfunny Are you a Funny or Die writer? Because that was even worse than what what I saw right now.

[fatkat444]

@analyzingfunny Horrible and unintelligent.

[dirtayg]

this is dumb as hell. you think funny or die could be funny once and a while. lol

[yackon4game]

they ,moved in to the committee's room

[Staceyrae100]

brought to you by the letter M

[Maurinovsky]

Funny or die makes my dick itch!!!!!

[bubbabobodbrain]

@Maurinovsky i was scratching my dick just now when i read that

[rastaEronne]

fail... college humor FTW!

[twileyao]

CANT BE STOPPED!

[tjajrock]

@ivanprol 

[PestVic]

@ivanprol fail

[MrKnudaZ]

MERLOC



[MrKnudaZ]

this is so confusing



[flyjt4]

9th

[TheDemolitionist]

@flyjt4 fail

[sodatub]

I lol'd

-Pepsi staff

[WTCHME]

third

[TheDemolitionist]

first