so i was walking on a windy day and my shirt blew off me and then a kid came behind me and pulled my trousers and pants off me and i was still walking
Nobody posted a story... I'm gonna post a story that actually is true! I was walking down the street when three people came up and pantsed me and took my underwear with my jeans, then the person who was with ripped my shirt off and taking my bra leaving me bare naked on the street. (BTW if your wondering i'm an 18 year old girl)
I just did a search for "continental drift" to see where this video ranks. It's listed as number 12, which means the Yogscast is beating out actual scientific videos about plate tectonics. :D
I am very dissapointed that you use cancer sticks simon.... i expect more from you...... you seem smart, im not a stuffy straight A student, but you are shorteneing your life, go on doing it, but seriously millions would be crying if you died of cancer.
@firestarfinbarr you and everyone else complaining are just a stupid whiny fuck. he can do whatever he wants and if you want to unsubscribe then do it. whiner
That happened to me once. I was carrying something and my havds were full, so I couldn't pull them up, so I just walked home like that. Although, it wasn't as exhilarating as Simon's experience, it was rather uncomfortable. It was a brisk day and the zipper to my jeans was quite cold. ;_;
Good gravy does no one read anymore? Simon did at one point smoke, he no longer does, he hasn't smoked in over 10 months. He's just addicted to the nicotine lozenges. Calm down.
Oh man, ever had your willy fall out of your boxers while wearing jeans? Wierdest feeling ever, it's as if it's just hanging out there for the world to see. But not. Just like Simon's adventure.
this reminds me of a story... one time in forth grade I fell backwards on a swing and the swing caught my jeans but i remained to fall therefore sliping my jeans off me revealing my under-wear
Was the God painting simon a reference to a film something or was it just made up? A bit wierd I know but whenever it comes up I can't help but laugh my arse off for some reason and so I want to know if it was an original idea :D
well there was this one time, and well i can't really remember it but i'll try, so it was halloween and i was walking down the street and this white van was there, a man came out and said 'hey kid you look like you're low on sweets, do you want a top up, i've got a really good ne you should try' so i tried it and it tasted really good, but i felt a bit dizzy and then well I woke up on the street with my chuck norris pants off but my mankini still on, then the guy apeared and said 'Bollocks' ;P
this reminds me of earlier today, i was driving home and all of a sudden i just get a funny feeling in my crotch like when your foot falls asleep, it was so weird
u know the ironic thing.....the guy drawn up as "god" was an artist my grandma taught when he was younger. all of his "happy trees and mountains" came from my grandma's teaching :D
This happened to me today, i couldnt relate before.... but now i can!
828Falcore 15 hours ago in playlist Favorite videos
2:00 Bob Ross! lmfao!
zebanon5 2 days ago in playlist Season 1
Free your birds Mr.Simon free your birds....
ALLIWANNADOISCOMMENT 2 days ago
Simon has quit smoking.
YouCannotBeOurFriend 2 days ago
so i was walking on a windy day and my shirt blew off me and then a kid came behind me and pulled my trousers and pants off me and i was still walking
suzi2605 2 days ago in playlist Season 1
I just love the way Lewis's saying "wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, what...?!" at 1:09 :D
Cassiopeia7o7 2 days ago
Well I was swimming in our pool once and my swimming trunks came off.
NinjaCraftVideos 3 days ago
if u turn captions on its so funny
spazzalman1 3 days ago
Does he smoke!?! Cigarettes in his bag
MrGelloMonster 3 days ago
What the hell was with that ending :S
sportychicken1 3 days ago in playlist Season 1
An erection? What? Um..
LittleGagePlanet 4 days ago
Nobody posted a story... I'm gonna post a story that actually is true! I was walking down the street when three people came up and pantsed me and took my underwear with my jeans, then the person who was with ripped my shirt off and taking my bra leaving me bare naked on the street. (BTW if your wondering i'm an 18 year old girl)
prototypegirl123 1 week ago in playlist Season 1
@prototypegirl123 that sounds awful! not funny at all.. but i'm sure you had to be there.
brianav666 5 days ago in playlist Season 1
I just did a search for "continental drift" to see where this video ranks. It's listed as number 12, which means the Yogscast is beating out actual scientific videos about plate tectonics. :D
hgryphon 1 week ago 18
@hgryphon great, you jinxed it! it's now 17th...
5maralax5 3 days ago
Cancer sticks being ciggarets
Zatchsonoffox 1 week ago in playlist Season 1
I am very dissapointed that you use cancer sticks simon.... i expect more from you...... you seem smart, im not a stuffy straight A student, but you are shorteneing your life, go on doing it, but seriously millions would be crying if you died of cancer.
Zatchsonoffox 1 week ago in playlist Season 1
:o lol...
JarOfUranium 1 week ago
That awkward moment when you realize YOUR IDOL IS A SMOKER!!! D:
HEYOUCNTDOTHT 1 week ago
Lets swab banana and oranges with something simple JUNK
ksuperkova 2 weeks ago
haha peep show refrence
samdog166 2 weeks ago
Well this was funny and disturbing
mossstar55 2 weeks ago
SIMON. DONT. SMOKE.
ItzzEzra 2 weeks ago 4
what if your really short?
landon9560 3 weeks ago
He doesn't smoke anymore ._. Chillax you crazy people, I don't think you love your parents as much as you love this cute chubby fellow.
xXFeralArtsXx 3 weeks ago in playlist Season 1 49
SSIMON!!!DONT WASTE URSELF ON SMOKING!!!! YOUR TO COOL THAT
koreykochisamzing123 3 weeks ago in playlist Season 1
I don't think he smokes anymore.
Mahkia 3 weeks ago in playlist Season 1
BOB ROSS
License2Bill 3 weeks ago
random podcast...
zeldawn07 3 weeks ago
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firestarfinbarr 3 weeks ago
@firestarfinbarr you and everyone else complaining are just a stupid whiny fuck. he can do whatever he wants and if you want to unsubscribe then do it. whiner
misterbuckethead 2 weeks ago
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firestarfinbarr 3 weeks ago
Holy shit my twig and berries are swaying in the wind!
sndtvs 3 weeks ago
0:51 dinosaur
DarkNebula2 3 weeks ago in playlist Season 1
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DarkNebula2 3 weeks ago in playlist Season 1
As long as lewis doesn't smoke it is fine
2GamingGods 3 weeks ago in playlist Season 1
Simon, u sure those cigarettes had tobacco in them?
Tappedjellio 1 month ago
i love when it happens
Iis46gaming 1 month ago
Wait... Wait... What does this have to do with continental drift..?
TheBassoftheBeast 1 month ago
@TheBassoftheBeast it was a metaphor...
XxHizzyxX 1 month ago
@XxHizzyxX Obviously.. But, I didn't see the connection until I saw the video again now..
TheBassoftheBeast 1 month ago
@TheBassoftheBeast The contintental drift were his boxers moving away from his 'equator'/waistline.
hichixichifoeva 3 weeks ago
this is known in scientific circles as "serendipitous free-ballin'"
rtl4x4 1 month ago
That happened to me once. I was carrying something and my havds were full, so I couldn't pull them up, so I just walked home like that. Although, it wasn't as exhilarating as Simon's experience, it was rather uncomfortable. It was a brisk day and the zipper to my jeans was quite cold. ;_;
GashPlague 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
Dont use weed! Smoke hemp instead!
TheVideoMenace1 1 month ago
'.. or maybe God or something...' *Picture of bob ross*
editmangiffard 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
lol the ending with god and harry potter
tarantulaTEP 1 month ago
We all know how Simon feels, been there done that XD
mdog11400 1 month ago
if you watch as many of their videos as i do, you'll know that at minecon simon was using nicotine patches.
slatertots017 1 month ago
Did simon stop smoking? :)
wobbly868 1 month ago
@wobbly868 Yes, yes he did. (And I'm not stalking him...)
ElfWarriorTariRupel 1 month ago
people are still talking about the smoking simon and this video was published almost 1 year ago.
and HE ALREADY SAID HE STOPPED SMOKING!
DDMGM2 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
hi
CJ8371 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
Shut the fuck up, he can smoke if he wants to.
sollge 1 month ago
i once managed to take off my undies while my pants were still on and got them out of the end of
a hole in my sock... thats my life story right there
MrMrmagicman333 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
I had a test on continental drift today.
BenBomb5 1 month ago
Poor harry got killed by turkish guy (end of video)
MrGreenBlossom 1 month ago
HAHAHA! This has happened to me several times also. It really does feel a little weird when it happens.
DracoRincewind 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
its the opposite for me my boxers tend to ride up one me and my big load gets squished
jimbobbyrnes 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
every time i eat fruit iam going to think of this story and shudder
JDCmining 1 month ago
Simon: It's like my apple and banana freed themselves.
Lewis: *Laughs*
gotchacovered58 1 month ago
WTF?
TralalFace 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
O_O oh dear
joonas888 1 month ago
Did that really happen?
Biscuit729 1 month ago
noooooooooooooooo dont smoke
millerboii288 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
@millerboii288 err he stopped last year?
fallow1718 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
I want fruit salad! with only two ingredients! X.x just kidding! (or am I?)
LadyGaGaElin 1 month ago
Actually I don't think Simon actually smokes because he said that the story was fake at 0:11
strvela 1 month ago
@strvela Not the story but Lewis' reaction was fake, or sounded fake in any case, when Simon says he's going to tell a story (:
Gittekebee 1 month ago
Who smokes?
strvela 1 month ago
=P
joshkudart 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
i've been there to bro
dalvidosproductions 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
Good gravy does no one read anymore? Simon did at one point smoke, he no longer does, he hasn't smoked in over 10 months. He's just addicted to the nicotine lozenges. Calm down.
ElfWarriorTariRupel 1 month ago
loved the harry potter
MasterYeiman 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
U smoke??????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anishaissoboredlike 1 month ago
@BenjaminR122 he did not anymore he is trying to stop
isakfridiksson 1 month ago
I didn't know Simon smokes ? ?
BenjaminR122 1 month ago
0:52 Looks like a dragon is about to eat Africa.
Tuskor130 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
Oo...Best video ever ahahahahahah
MCJoelw2010 1 month ago
Remember kids, If somebody tries to give you drugs, say "Thank you" because drugs are really expensive!
Gooplertog 1 month ago 148
@Gooplertog Hahahaaha nice one :D
MCJoelw2010 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
@Gooplertog You're SICK!!!!!
TheHaveacup 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
@Gooplertog
drtwists 2 weeks ago in playlist Season 1
I'm not keeping MY story to myself!!! LOL, It's the same as Simon's exept the Jeans followed XDDDDDDDDD
RacingMaster1000 1 month ago
you smoke ?
nejc85ify 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
LOL
SuperRandomToast 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
Lol omg :')
dogtawn 1 month ago
dont smoke simon !!!!
CoDziLLa777 1 month ago 97
@CoDziLLa777 he doesnt anymore
jjhu04 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
@CoDziLLa777 He doesn't anymore he did, but he quit, calm down people...
ElfWarriorTariRupel 1 month ago
@CoDziLLa777 he already stopped!
EPNera 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
@CoDziLLa777 you cant make him stop, only he can, besides, i think he's on nicorette lozenges now
theawesomosity 2 weeks ago
wow, you kids sound straight outta D.A.R.E.
ThunderTheVamp 1 month ago
@ThunderTheVamp Don't do drugs! Do pot.
w1ndwaker1 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
Oh man, ever had your willy fall out of your boxers while wearing jeans? Wierdest feeling ever, it's as if it's just hanging out there for the world to see. But not. Just like Simon's adventure.
supermatt87 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
O.o
PraiseCthulhu1 1 month ago
Guys Simon always has Nicotine tablets and stuff like that now, so he'll be safe:)
BObbYpWNz 1 month ago
Lol, this is one my favorite Yogpod. I listen to it a lot on my iPod
DarkmattRr 1 month ago
You didnt get any jaffa cakes from the shop
ProjectZombiecraft 1 month ago
PANTYlOSIS
death9875 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
this reminds me of a story... one time in forth grade I fell backwards on a swing and the swing caught my jeans but i remained to fall therefore sliping my jeans off me revealing my under-wear
12meganerd 1 month ago
lol that would be funny if they did come completely off. but it is practicaly impossible.
Imppyman09 1 month ago
That brings a whole new Meaning to the film "free willy"
41Extremo 1 month ago
Dont smoke simon, plz!
randomkillermoose 1 month ago
Willie :p
TheCapitalCheese 1 month ago
That Simon, was an amazing story :3
marlissa25c 1 month ago
Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhh................WTF?
strvela 1 month ago
wtf O_O
evelynangle 1 month ago
no
evelynangle 1 month ago
Does Simon smoke?
Virisenox 1 month ago
@Virisenox no
evelynangle 1 month ago
@Virisenox no
evelynangle 1 month ago
trouser legs :D
r4aptorjezuz 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
God is Bob Ross? Fuck yeah!
JagoFive 2 months ago 2
wtf wtf wtf his two oranges and banana were free holy shit thats hilarious XD
kyjuox 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
0.o alllllrighty then my brain has been burned .. Thanks Simon
TheFairyflames 2 months ago
y are they talking about this
chris96190304 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
ah subcontinental drift
i have that to sometimes sadly it goes upwards...
graneadly 2 months ago
im glad bf3 beat mw3, but i dont care that much, id rather watch the yogscast!!!!!!
TechN9neFan6711 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
can someone please tell me the story of simon and how he stopped smoking
bluebuddy90 2 months ago
How to slightly annoy someone in no more than 15 words: "you are now aware that your tongue cannot find a comfortable place in your mouth."
Trollollollollollollo!
zoeredadams 2 months ago
????????
whatthehec108 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
At about 2:50 There is a way (said in epic mystery voice) But only one way, one man the name? ... DYNAMO!
Blobbob654 2 months ago
i have a more amazing story.
Once, i bought 48 jars of jam...
wearexiv 2 months ago 4
i have not watched it but by title there gona make scientists look stupid lol
thomasl4d 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
he stopped smoking dw about it
jpspur 2 months ago
loooool love simon he's like a cross between ricky gervais karl pilkinton and jigglypuff? hahaha
SharpShotKills 2 months ago
Shouldn't smoke Simon
xThatDude96x 2 months ago
@xThatDude96x i was told he stopped! *phew*
xDevilishousx 2 months ago
OH GOD! D:
metalhead12333 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
We're learning about continental drift in my science class now, and whenever the teacher says Continental Drift this will come to mind...
SCIENCE CLASS WILL NEVER BE THE SAME.
DarkFieryEevee 2 months ago
Thumps up if you just found out that simon smoked and also read some comments and just found out he stopped.
MultiGenerated 2 months ago 33
Im so darn glad Simons stop smoking, geez... If we lost him D: the world will never be the same again... EVER!!!
Flowersim 3 months ago 213
Guys, don't worry, Simon quit smoking awhile ago, he's addicted to nicotine gum now.
TheMuffinBurgler 3 months ago
@TheMuffinBurgler how do you know this??
slashlegend75 3 months ago
don't smoke simon we want more movies not sobbing D=
Chaser57411 3 months ago 152
i dont like simon if he smokes
AttackTheRain 3 months ago in playlist More videos from BlueXephos
@AttackTheRain he quit now, he's just addicted to nicotine gum
PCpwnConsole 3 months ago in playlist Season 1
@PCpwnConsole cool
AttackTheRain 3 months ago
whoa whoa whoa SIMON SMOKES!!! no no no i don't beilive it !!!
StarFire29588 3 months ago
This story was very Yognaughty.
DracoStarcloud 3 months ago
Was the God painting simon a reference to a film something or was it just made up? A bit wierd I know but whenever it comes up I can't help but laugh my arse off for some reason and so I want to know if it was an original idea :D
Jamaicobs 3 months ago in playlist Season 1
Has Simon stopped smoking?
xDevilishousx 3 months ago
@xDevilishousx Yes, Simon has stopped smoking.
Pootispencerhere 3 months ago
*swinging wand* "PANTYLOSIS"
Guocomale 3 months ago in playlist Season 1
This happened to me once too Simon. I feel the same way. It was wired but it was felt amazing. I feel 100% the same way.
tayler6000 3 months ago in playlist Season 1
well there was this one time, and well i can't really remember it but i'll try, so it was halloween and i was walking down the street and this white van was there, a man came out and said 'hey kid you look like you're low on sweets, do you want a top up, i've got a really good ne you should try' so i tried it and it tasted really good, but i felt a bit dizzy and then well I woke up on the street with my chuck norris pants off but my mankini still on, then the guy apeared and said 'Bollocks' ;P
SuperLizardBean 3 months ago in playlist yogscast podcasts
WAHT!! Simon Smoked?!?! I'm glad he stopped! I want him to live as long as possible! He has given alot to the planet and i'm expecting more!!
SuperLizardBean 3 months ago in playlist yogscast podcasts
2.4 billion people smoke in the world.
zorbaner 3 months ago
what the? i smoke :s whats the big hype about simon smoking calm down everyone!
bigthangs1212 3 months ago in playlist Season 1
O_o SIMON SMOKED?!
Darknessrider100 3 months ago in playlist Season 1
man i didnt think simon used to smoke
kierankiller2 3 months ago
SIMON USED TO SMOKE WOW
jtmorgan2010 3 months ago in playlist Season 1
SIMON USED TO SMOKE WOW
jtmorgan2010 3 months ago in playlist Season 1
Simon, it's not impossible to get rid of your boxers completely, Mr Bean did watch?v=ZWCSQm86UB4
dshodaw 3 months ago
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Mucklagh28 4 months ago in playlist Season 1
How is this going to end up being good ammunition against him? How is that debate going to go?
TJ: What evidence do you have to believe in god?
Theist: You put a banana in your asshole, you pervert!
Oh yeah, totally owned with logic. - SqueakyGiraffe
PuddingAtheist 4 months ago in playlist Season 1
this reminds me of earlier today, i was driving home and all of a sudden i just get a funny feeling in my crotch like when your foot falls asleep, it was so weird
allglorytohypnotoad1 4 months ago in playlist Season 1
@allglorytohypnotoad1 That's happened to me. Your penis doesn't have any circulation so your balls fall asleep.
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DarkenedCodex 4 months ago
u know the ironic thing.....the guy drawn up as "god" was an artist my grandma taught when he was younger. all of his "happy trees and mountains" came from my grandma's teaching :D
hellhounds20 4 months ago in playlist Season 1
You Can See His Wang XD
MacIIStiffler 4 months ago in playlist Season 1
This is literally the funniest thing out there.
AquaBauz 4 months ago in playlist Season 1
lol only people who care about him smoking are not old enough to smoke, you will get used to it
zipzapzupify 4 months ago
@zipzapzupify He quit.
thecomputerman12121 4 months ago
simon smokes? :( i don't like him anymore
sls567 4 months ago
@sls567 Dude. Cant you see the top comments? He quit smoking long ago
Chitty7633 4 months ago
@Chitty7633 oh, thank god
sls567 4 months ago
my boxers actually did that one day, but they slipped out of my pantleg somehow.
AquaSpartan743 4 months ago in playlist YoGPoD
does simon smoke?
Sw3nn 4 months ago
@Sw3nn not anymore
MrDerf123 4 months ago
NAH..
*tells a story*
Teacher is teaching us how to play rugby,
friend taclked my other friend.
He got everything pantsed..
The end..
Azrielx123 4 months ago
i love how the top comments are contridicting
thisdirtywalrus 4 months ago
WHY SIMON!!! WHY!!!???
MrBoofoe 4 months ago