MEANWHILE AT VALVE

[akitajap]

Real episode 3 footage.

[sold1ier]

fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap

[FlutterGuy11]

Worth the weight.

[k3v1nfbr]

i pissed myself

[AugmentedGamer]

When he hit that sign he forgot about episode 3 D:

[Seandeclanpatrick]

The "Let me know what you think" gets me every fucking time.

[BLaSt3D117]

A fat joke a day keeps episode 3 away.

[dejaval143]

I feel bad for that guy :)

[bronsonf1]

i lol so hard every time i see this

[Suldo3]

This is fake. Gabe can't run.

[Doominatorx6]

Hi, this is gabe newell. Welcome to jackass.

[SolarisBlitz]

Gabe Newell = Episode 3

All of us on Steam = Sign

It's not coming out.

[iranoutofgoodnames]

Worth the weight

[mujuma]

How long have you guys been waiting for episode 3? I never would of bothered, but then again, I've been waiting for Final Fantasy Versus since 2009...

[the90thMistake]

What I think????

half life 2 episode 3 is coming in 2679

[MegaGupka]

i think this is fake

[qwezzakonsul]

What I think? He's fat.

[FanboysSuck343]

Well...

Its shows SOME effort.

[MagicalPyro]

ep3 will be released when this ends

[franciscoman22]

Gabe flees from the third sec.

[willyftw78]

OMG AUTO REPLAY?

[Valou415]

Thanks for 2 days of fun

[buldi53]

after he bought 7 petabite fastfood

[levipwndHD]

blue sign = episode 3

green sign = new items for TF2

Gabe newell = Gabe newell

[OverlordYesh]

Gabe Newell will release Episode 3 when this video is over

[trinsualt]

whats the original clip?

[AugFC]

Damn right that was worth the wait.

[TheSexualChicken]

FAKE GABE DOESNT RUN

[ZenSpaz]

@zaker its a joke pointed twords valves production with games, and add ons, considering all their doing is making tf2 hats and such.

[zaker345]

i still don't understand the "MEANWHILE AT VALVE" phrase

[evsystem]

@zaker345 It means "what is happening at Valve at the moment."

[tomekmatus212]

You know, if this video was Episode 3, I would buy it.

[OrangeJuicePanda]

@tomekmatus212 Worth the weight

[BadAssElite]

This never gets old.  xD

[tatumakirajala]

Oh my god, It repeats!! DDD:

[zTheBravoSquadz]

I was waiting for the video to end, I didn't notice it was on loop.

[fiendkiller]

Gabe isn't fat. He has a very muscular body that just looks fat. Please let this message get through to him so he finally releases HL2 Ep3

[egdqv13234]

@fiendkiller i tell you what, message about that his fat came a long time ago. now he cant count becouse of this well thats explains how his so fat then.

[SuperStonedWeed]

there is no sec7... just like half life 2 episode 3

[gonegang95]

Meanwhile at valve...

[Gyurika1123]

+ 1week

[Gyurika1123]

fat

[sloopy322]

He hit himself so hard in the head he forgot to make episode 3

[deathwaitsfornoone]

Y NO ORIGINAL VIDEO!?!

[ILOVETECHNO700]

stupid fatman hahhahhahhaaaaaa lol :DDD

[DxAdZxD]

On the sign 10 MPH speed limit...

Well its a good thing he isnt that fast.

[KadzuTheFurry]

OOOHH GOD IT LOOPS!

[lolwutscout]

When gaben hit the dislike it counted him as 19 people

[DeadSpaceAddict]

TF2, portal 2, LFD2, half life episode 2, ValVE cant count past 3..

[Twisted4000]

@DeadSpaceAddict Yep, TF2, Portal 2, L4D2, DotA 2, CS2, and HL2 Episode 2. Never a 3.

[Tenmi11ion]

Gade can't get through the sign to get to the number 3 with any game.

[Tenmi11ion]

@Tenmi11ion Gabe (self face palm)

[VintageTrollean]

Its not Gabe's fault.

Valve time people, Valve time...

[Amnamnimnus]

I love how the head greenscreen is shown at the way end

[DinosaurSuccess]

HI THIS IS GABE NEWELL

[leefishcake1]

so this is valve's most recent attempt to count to 3

[67oesen]

Due the loop, I've heard this one for 30 minutes while playing L4D2 and now I'm most likely getting headache...

[464710]

GABEN DOLPHIN DIVE!

[BadAssElite]

This never gets old, no matter how many times you re-watch it xD

[WatiTheChef]

10MPH speed limit.

[ImpressiveJerk]

OH GOD IT LOOPS!

[mt2oo8secondary]

Looping.. its a pause annotation at the end of the video!!!

[misjif2341]

Fallout 4 mission: Find the completed copy of episode three, it is being held by an obese super mutant in the ruins of Valve.

[shnooblog]

WHY DO YOU LOOP?

[sonofa2]

So, this was Episode 3? We want Episode 4 now!

[SpikyDane]

how is this looping?

[vShadowWARRIORv]

.niht ot s'eH

[pyziroki]

@branda12on Gabe ate sec 7

[hockopper]

@pyziroki Gabe delayed sec 7

[pyziroki]

@hockopper Each time you hate on Gabe he delays Half-life by 7 seconds

[hockopper]

@pyziroki I dont hate Gabe i think he is a genius

[pyziroki]

@hockopper Every time you lie to Gabe he delays episode 3 by 30 years

[SirBlacknoiseIII]

@pyziroki so we're getting ep 3 soon

[pyziroki]

@SirBlacknoiseIII xD

[TheModPwn]

@branda12on Shut up with these comments, everyone knows Gaben just ate the 7th second...

[ronackostolomac]

@branda12on 0:07

[supercheeseluigi]

@branda12on Would've been better if there was no second 3

[TehAwsomenezz]

@branda12on also no episode 3 too

[StealthGamingNinja]

@branda12on He ate it........

[nuclearproblem]

OH GOD IT LOOPS

[officialunofficial]

Best loop ever.

[TheModPwn]

Anyone else thinks he just simply FUCKING ATE EPISODE 3???

[AlecZorric]

Gabe, you are worth the weight

[Mettwurst1stGott]

he gets faster evrytime somehow...

[ZeroIsMany]

@Mettwurst1stGott The secret is exercise :)

[l33tgamer107]

IT LOOPS

[VADIM567]

Half-Life: Episode 3 - Deleted Scene

[NyanNyanNyan1000]

I don't think he made the 10 MPH... Maybe he should shifted that weight onto Valve. THEN THEYLL RELEASE EP 3 ;-;

[Imetysaw]

"Episode 3" *bumps into sign with 10MPH speed limit*

Damnit Valve...

Y U NO DRIVE FASTER TO WORK THAN THAT?!

Damnit that's why it isn't released yet.

[pivotmaniac10]

What. the. fuck.

[Nentedo63]

That's Episode 3? That's... THAT'S SO COOL!

[fsxaircanada01]

it loops!

[TheFearlessGFX]

hahahahahahahaaaaa!

[THELASTREDMAGE]

Gabe Newell then completey forgot about episode 3 after hitting his head.

[tommyv2468]

When the world ends,I'm going to VALVe HQ to see if they ever even started.

[JLMBfreafin]

The best part is that it loops

[THELASTREDMAGE]

Hopefully gabe newell will not become like crapcom.

[Atalas777]

Well I WAS a big fan of HL2 but no game is worth to wait for this long. I hope Gabe dies, some jackass company is buying the rights to release episode 3 and they fuck the game up in such a way that no one will wanna hear about HL ever again. Hell.... I don't want to hear about episode 3 even if the fuckface is telling us that it will be released next week. Gamers are like shareholders. They put their trust in a game company and they want to see progress 

[LurkingTurkey]

@Atalas777 Dude you do realize that they couldn't release episode three because of complications with the company? It's not Gabe's fault, its mainly the company itself. The music director retired, and other game developers are pissed at Valve. And just because A game hasn't released in a very long time, doesn't mean that they should boycott their games, also wishing death to somebody else is very shrewd and harsh. It's just a game.

[Ragkid]

@Atalas777 calm down man, ffs, 1. its just a game 2. calm the fuck down 3. games take awhile to create and wishing the death of him for not releasing it yet is awful 4. what LurkingTurkey said

[Atalas777]

@Ragkid I really believe that good games take a while to be released, but Much better games, wich involved Much more work came out sooner. I love HL2, but let's be serious... It's not a big deal, I mostly like it becouse of the story. The game is easy to produce, not like AC series, F.E.A.R. series, Mass Effect series, wich require a fuckin whole lot more work but can be released sooner.

[Ragkid]

@Atalas777 well the longer it takes to create the game hopefully the higher quality it will be, you also haveto still think of story developing, possible new models, and maybe a bit of a graphics polish

[Nikolai2999]

Oh sweet mother of god....IT LOOOOPPPPSSSSSSSS.....*uncenso­red version* Oh sweet fucking bitch of all hell IT FUCKING LEWWWWPS

[SillyFirecracker]

this video delayed ep 3 for 40years and it loops.......

[sexyrikosuminoe]

Hi, i am Gabe Newell, welcome to Jackass (country song starts)

[joseakadaman]

how u loop

[Themexicannatzi]

uh the video is looping by it self without me restarting it

[Jitterskull]

every time someone watch this video, episode 3 delayed on 3 months.

[akitajap]

New ringtone.

[aWavyDENYSz]

episode 3 crack

[blazingscore004]

gabe, gabe, we know you can release HL2 ep.3, but dont make your fats a reason why you should delay it!

[MrWafflemanguy]

i love how he says ep3 without reason

[chaostitanium]

@MrWafflemanguy He was updating the physics engine via personal settings

[JNolan250]

Thats exactually how I thought the game would end. :D

[reload95]

it auto loops so we can delay episode 3 TOGETHER!

[SegaMario]

That's what GabeN thinks of Episode 3.

[SoulGarry]

Hi im gabe newell and i will eat this sign up

[chaoschao455]

Apparently, that sign was the "delay" button. Everytime he runs into it, hl2 ep. 3 is delayed 1 more year.

[EmperorMobius]

Hopefully, it would have been worth the weight

[Loitumaholic]

10MPH speed limit HAHA!

[Chubbylaila]

PRESS 6 :D

[sbk180tr]

umm, let me guess... when i press to POST button, it'll redirect me to Steam right? no, thx.

[theerno100]

hopefully it has been worth the WEIGHT...

[OilyTower]

Oh Noes! Another Resonance Cascade? AW SHIT! IT'S HL1 All over again!!! ;O

[therealgaben]

Delayed

[therealgaben]

Delayed

[l33tgamer107]

My friend lives next of valves HQ :<

[AstropilotStudios]

Episode 3 was doing well. Then Gaben smashed his face on a sign. Then Episode 3 stopped.

[irishtrash15]

I think that those controls could use some work, and it needs a far better storyline, but it had very realistic graphics.

[momasboy10]

Duke Nukem Forever 2 is likely to come out first.

[billthedestoryer]

So thats why episode 3 is delayed for so long.

[minernoob90]

hello and welcome to Half-Life 2, Episode 3. after 10,000 years in development, hopefully it will have been worth the wait.

[GabMesIRT]

episode three ...

[projectcj2010]

if THAT was ep 3 i would be... laughing my ass off for 5 minutes then kill myself

[mjTexas523]

episode 3 got delayed cause the voice actor for gordan freeman died

[Crazykevin91]

@mjTexas523 this joke is old

[Ramone48]

i liked the part where is head became disconnected from his body and got thrown into the midst of space.

[SHADOWdude619]

ep.3 was on E3 2011 i saw it but i guess is going to be delayed

[Frostbite343]

@TheGLaDOSvideoCore lol infinite delay

[meteorr77]

episode 3

[Adamon39]

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[11Stormtrooper]

@Adamon39 now its coming 7 years faster

[TheOneHamster]

i lol´d a lot :D

[MrSabre95]

after such a blow Gabe can not think and asks others to do so

[mario1igui]

worth the weight hahahahahahahahahahahaha lol

[MaxRideWizardLord]

Did anyone here because of Lizzaroro?

[mapletabl3]

@MaxRideWizardLord No, I brought myself here.

[garysnail123]

Fucking fat ass... What? He SAID let him know what I think; I'm not gonna lie to the man.

[HyperTailsX]

My lungs hurt from laughter

[MrSnapply]

NOO WHAT DID YOU DO, HE MUST NEVER SEE THIS OR WE'LL NEVER GET EP 3

[Wetrix300]

I think that was the most awesome episode gabe

[Foxguard17]

I like the bit where he cancelled ep.3

[TheZombieOutOfHell]

This brings us to, 593 years before Ep. 3 is released. Wait, I have just got information that someone delayed it another 7 years. More on this never.

[likablebears]

@TheZombieOutOfHell i told gabe i thought he was only as fat as heavy was and he delayed ep 3 for another 8 years and said i am in the list of people who dealy ep3 in the credits

[Photoping]

Great... Now Ep3 will be delayed for more 4 years.

[Altter221]

It sure was worth it...

[seg122]

lol, made me very happy