MODERN WARFARE 2 = SERIOUS BUSINESS

[championman3]

+5 Chesthair

+10 Manliness

+20 DICK

[TheWarriorKitteh]

look at the elevator and you can see YURI!

[poliv67]

THIS IS WHAT I SEE WHEN I CLOSE MY MIND!!!

[BluPhoeniX7]

0:36 SHIT EVERYWHERE

[mymcr03]

IM BATMAN

[x1FPR1x]

HOLY SHIT

[95688kage]

YOU'LL BE HEARING FROM THE UNITED DEFENSE STATES OF MARALITY AND JUTIS

[HABRADASHR]

This is more awesome than Utøya!

[JustAnotherGuy186]

@HABRADASHR Ooooooooh thats dark, I like it lol.

[emosparten]

THAT SHIT IS SRS BUSNUS

[TheKrawtch]

BONESAW IS READY

[CalBro]

I laughed, and then I remembered Macho Man is in wrastlin' heaven, and now I'm sad :(

[123eldest]

Lol, Professor Farnsworth.

[FLAMEsquirrelWAR]

LIKE A BOSS

[burningvenom]

oh man i love duke nukem forever.. oh wait.

[DanTheEnigma]

RIP Randy T_T

[LamentOfInnocence1]

I can't believe Randy is dead ;_;

[6Qubed]

@LamentOfInnocence1 I know, man. It just ain't right.

[MinionOfDeth2112]

I see nothing wrong with this level, it's just a game... plus if someone gets their anger out THIS WAY they most likely WON'T do it in real life.

Also, great work using Megadeth. Though I'd have used Killing Is My Business or 44 Minutes.

[snowninja7842]

Unclear conscience after playing this level?

Pretend it was FurCon '09.

[Vozs]

@snowninja7842 made me lol xD

[Groudonmaster687]

@snowninja7842 Don't know what's wrong with furries.

[snowninja7842]

@Groudonmaster687

Of course, you don't know that yourself, you silly furfag

[Groudonmaster687]

@snowninja7842 Oh, yes. Me so silly. Of course.

[sucarnie]

lol at the sound

[malakaki111]

As terrible as this level is, I'd be lying if I told you I didn't have a giant grin on my face through the whole thing.

[ElectricFridge]

People who press skip watch faux news and cry when they see guns.

[Idonthaveanamelol]

This level is gratuitous and wholly uneccessary... right up until you start gag dubbing it.

[smnoy23]

All the people complaining about this sequence are missing one crucial detail. THIS IS NOT GLORIFIED IN ANY WAY. It is an act of terrorism, and is treated as such. Makarov is, in no uncertain terms, an evil son of a bitch.

[videobob92]

its official, this is the manliest video on youtube. its so many, that it made me grow a fucking handlebar mustache in 3 seconds.

[Steffordprawn]

@videobob92 manly = moronic?

[Steffordprawn]

@videobob92

 manly = moronic?

[Steffordprawn]

@videobob92

manly = moronic?

[videobob92]

@Steffordprawn the game suck serious shit, but the dub is awesome as fuck.

[Demonsith12345]

That was pretty awesome

[joshua28at]

CS:S killing sounds nice lol

[MetalheadJakeG]

@joshua28at Actually, those are Quake/Unreal sounds. Many CS servers use them, though (obviously)

Just clearin' it up :P

[386Strelok]

@joshua28at

You little shit, those sound effects are from Quake

[joshua28at]

@386Strelok

No shit LOL?

I know that moron. I'm just saying that it is most known for quake sounds from cs:s

[dccmpbll]

This is the beginning of WORLD TROLL III

[faen5863]

LOL at this mishmash of random internet shit XD

[MyFoodIsBad]

"HOLY SHIT THERE'S SHIT EVERYWHERE"

[lightphoenix1]

Whats the name of the song in the beginning?

[MyFoodIsBad]

@lightphoenix1

Duke Nukem Theme by Megadeth

[lightphoenix1]

@MyFoodIsBad thx :)

[fubous]

'OLY SHIT!

[CBTrekker]

This video is so fucking manly. I just grew an extra testicle and am now completely covered in hair.

[plushieboy1234]

@CBTrekker it's not manly. nothing is manly.

[BurnoutSpartan]

Wow this video makes a boring level epic.

[fatboy00137]

ooooooooo yea!!!!!

[stealthX79]

iv only just noticed at 1:59 - 2:00 out of nowhere a policemen spawn behind those plants

[stealthX79]

@stealthX79 btw don't click on the number just move the video back a bit and you will notice it

[godwar99]

This video is teh best evar

[TheBumbino]

YOU GET TO BE A TERROIST FUCK YEAR

[kouriichi]

@TheBumbino No, you get to be a govermant agent with loose morals pretending to be a terrorist!

[DaBigmac824]

This level is boring nothing happens until the police comes

[UltimateZ5]

EVERYONE must see this video. It's just too great.

[PKrising24]

anyone know where the sound clip of the dude saying, "IM GONNA GETCHA! WORLD WAR 3 HAPPENS IN JUST A FEW SECONDS" is from?

[PKrising24]

the description made me LOL, BTW

[Yourthemanman]

the beginning is fucking awesome

[WunderDoob]

LMFAO this is the greatest video on youtube

[TheEigsrich]

It's definitely up there!

[empv2]

quake sounds hehe nice

[xxHazyShadowsxx]

You are the new god.

I refuse to take 'no' for an answer.

[73CHN04F1C10N4D0]

the voice in the background is fucking funny as

[liftmedown001]

This game is serious epicness, but this mission kinda upsets me.

[MrBlonde11]

homo.

[liftmedown001]

You're so smart...

[HABRADASHR]

whats the song called?

[fiveMIRrOrs]

The song is the theme of Duke Nukem.

[HABRADASHR]

im so downloading this

[majordbag2]

EPIC. FUCKING. WIN.

[Chickidydow]

This whole video is lol

[TheDeusexdave]

Im a concerned parent and will never let my son play this, I don't want my child thinking he can go on a massacre and just spray everywhere, in my house one shot equals one kill. This game is ruining our kids ability to aim.

[L3G3nD0001]

I'm sorry, but this locates in Russian, and I should have you noted that this is just a game. We had this mission with a purpose and it was solely base on a story.

[bobby123greenhalgh]

@TheDeusexdave Not only that but it shows what a wasteful society we are... kids in africa desperately need bullets to run thier drug cartels and then we show in a video game we just spray bullets as if their nothing, no regard if the bullet actually hits someone. Aslong as another one does, because hey look, we're 1st world we can just spray 1000 bullets and kill 100 people and call it a day... Kids in africa would probably use 1 bullet to kill 3 or 4 people.... I'm disgusted by the way we live

[MajorShmoopy]

just look at the hardships people in far cry 2 faced, you had only 100 or so bullets, the gun jammed and you had malaria.

This game is a complete load of shit unleashed on peoples faces who live in poverty

[bobby123greenhalgh]

@MajorShmoopy Not only that, but it's hindering our kids ability to aim by giving them such a lavish lifestyle of killing methods. I don't think one 7th grader would know what to do if their gun jammed or they ran out of bullets but if you go over to Africa and ask a 5th grader the same question they would know that you use the blunt end of the gun to crack over a guys head and take their bullets.

[MajorShmoopy]

exactly, or even using your machete to go friday the 13th on them.

Some of our youth  makes me sick these days. Whatever happened to old fashioned melee combat

[bobby123greenhalgh]

@MajorShmoopy You know what it is... it's that we're feeding our kids today too much, we're giving them too much they don't what it means to actually have to kill someone for something... A little malnutrition and desperation and I bet we'd see a massive positive change on their methods of killing and overall ferocity... I know our kids today have the talent but their just lacking the hussle.

[MajorShmoopy]

thats exactly wat i think, were saturating them with all there weapon desires

[Smashax]

@TheDeusexdave I love you, bro.

[maddogbravo713]

@TheDeusexdave I second that. If our children are going to go masscre airports or any other hubs of public activity, they must learn to be more conservative with their ammunition.

[fubous]

@TheDeusexdave you sound like a good parent, don't let that little fucker use an m249.

[TheThirdTheMagical]

@TheDeusexdave epic

[lol1143]

@TheDeusexdave I started reading and thought how the fuck was this highest voted

then I finished and I was left laughing on the floor

[DrDazzleFTW]

@TheDeusexdave

When I started to read this I was like "oh lawds..." then I finished, and everything turned out better than expected.

[FoxHoundUnit89]

@TheDeusexdave I lol'd.

[WhatsaMyName]

@TheDeusexdave

If your son isn't an idiot and can tell the difference between reality and fiction, there shouldn't be a problem. Parents like you are ruining the video game industry. Just because the game portrays violent action, it doesn't mean people are going to imitate it. It's the same as watching a violent movie.

[WhatsaMyName]

@TheDeusexdave

Nevermind, I didn't read the whole thing XD

[pyro1056]

@TheDeusexdave lolocaust

[plushieboy1234]

@TheDeusexdave you are a terrible parent.

[nemesisurvivorleon]

@TheDeusexdave HAHAHAHAHA

[CombineHgrunt]

@TheDeusexdave Amen.

[animeyou2]

Let me guess, Chuck Norris is holding the gun.

[grounder]

Greatest Modern Warfare 2 video of all time.

[KylethePeon]

manly

[kamilfreeman]

awesome

[Seligsuper]

What the hell is the audio from!?!?!?!?

[hisanta32]

HOLY SHIT

[TheMarvelousHat]

SUBBING JUST FOR THIS.

[HABRADASHR]

100% awesome

[MrDemonJedi]

I'm going to download the Duke Nukem theme MP3, put it on my 360, and turn it on whenever I play this level.

God, I love technology.

[20324758]

LOL FLAWLESSS VICTORY!

[zsolexisz]

This game show to fat American stupid kids what is in the world.This killing civilians will open their eyes.....but for many children will be a funny think....pfffff

[MajorShmoopy]

@zsolexisz even tho it was russians and this game is completely fake.

[Razor6731]

stfu pl0x

[posthumanfetus]

I have no idea why Fox News would be upset by this scene.

[vitralizer]

I guess no one told them it was a Liberal-Only Airport.

[hisanta32]

lol at 0:12 :D :D :D :D

[BobinatorLulz]

RAMIREZ KNIFE THAT AC-130!

[xxHazyShadowsxx]

@BobinatorLulz

RAMIREZ, SACRIFICE A GOAT!

[stealthX79]

lol when i first saw this i thought makorov said 'No rushing' XP awesome video

[MyFoodIsBad]

OH LAWDY THIS IS SO BAD! (in a good way)

[keroro69]

epic win 5/5

[cefas7]

FLAWLESS VICTORY!!

5/5 and subbed

[maddogbravo713]

I love the "holy shit!" at 0:11. It synchronizes perfectly with the commencement of gunfire. XD

[DaKIdKid12]

L0l I love it

[junkietomato]

RAMIREZ! KILL THIS GUY IN FRONT OF ME

[RXM9600]

Lol love the unreal tournament sounds

[Chouji111111]

This is a lesson to all Airports. Do not lose Macho Man Randy Savages Luggage....

[TheM2CarbineRifleman]

M-M-M-MONSTER KILL!

[tFighterPilot]

In GTA 2 there's a mission where you take a bus, pick up people and then lead the to a factory where they're turned into sausages.

[CalBro]

mmmmMMMMMMMMMIND BOGGLIN'!

[NegativeBad]

This is why MW2 needs mods

[CuzzyTheSquirrel]

Silly jews living is for kids

[kouriichi]

rofl.

I love the machoman randy savage

[Lawlzinator]

Cool, too bad mw2 is for fags.

[doom032]

@Lawlzinator Yep... most overrated game ever.

[HuntahCole]

What is the song in the video?

[Ramirezoid]

Duke Nukem theme song.

[WarsharkProductions]

Fucks News god mad at this? They're moar like Fucks Jews, amirite?

[douboymk2]

makarov: "hahahaha you civilians are so tiny you amuse me!"

[CNe7532294]

srsly this is awesome

also srsly no russian =P

[DirtyFuckingStudent]

MW2 IS SRS FUCKING BZNS

[0mikr0n]

GO, RANDY, GO!

[OniLunchbox]

Matcho Man brings the pain.

[Camaron47]

I can understand the controversy considering its an airport, but in the end its just a game.

Seriously.

[douboymk2]

what reall pissed the russians of is that the airports actually real.

except its named something else and its been rnamed zachaev in the mw universe

[Camaron47]

I ain't gonna lie, when I did this level I mowed down every last civilian I could find, and had a hell of a time doing it.

If anyone is familiar with Zero Punctuation, he makes a good point: this may be pretty bad, but doesn't come close to the shit on GTA IV.

[xscarredsoulx]

This video is win.

[DXDGENERATE]

Ramirez is a pretty cool guy, eh pretended to work for Makarov and doesn't afraid of anything

[douboymk2]

that was allen dumbass

[bobby123greenhalgh]

@DXDGENERATE Ah, and article on ED leads all the Newfags here trying to push over-used and dead memes on the public..

[Warrior59]

@bobby123greenhalgh

Only newfags say newfag, you faggot.

[soveriegn100]

only entertaining part of this shit game

[BeaverStudios]

i laughed and I hate this game and this scene

[sawyermv]

LETS ROCK

[amig90]

VICTORY! YEAAAAAAAAAHHH!!

[GLaDOS209]

"WORLD WAR THREE BEGINS IN JUST A FEW SECONDS!"

I lol'd.

[823265]

"the intercourse of your mother happens in just a few seconds"

i came

[AisanEntertainment41]

LOL ROFL

[TheOneNamedMike]

Haha i know right

[NeilCisTheSherman]

fuck yeah megadeth!

[Tjorvz1]

I fucking laughed.

[mdk31]

Is it a bad thing if this level gave me a boner :(

[dreadful0chicken]

its k, i got one too

[DeadCatStudios]

Was that from Quake 3 and Counter Strike? I know they say "holy shit" in Quake Live.

[Tjorvz1]

It's from Unreal Tournament.

[anontrance]

M249 PARA PRO LOL

[GerudoUK]

Indeed,

Good night sweet princes (and princesses)

[BoomBoomSticks]

Who wants to bet someone at 4chan is working on rule 34 of the airport scene?

[douboymk2]

hahahahaha oh wow

[823265]

if this were actualy in the pc version i would buy it in a snap

[saltystuff]

FUCKING INTENSE

[lulzeaterlol]

That was epic

[Sardonac]

That's fucked up.

And this is... entertainment? How Roman.

[saltystuff]

Fuck yeah this is the best game ever holy shit

[823265]

your mums roman, roman to my house where i will have hot butt secks with her

[shootinsteve]

That's crazy!

[Typhoon07]

lol

[MrRelys]

Rule 32 on Valimir Makarov NOW!

[The4thSeraphim]

its rule 34...not 32 dumbass

[Deveiel]

no thanks, really

[xCLAWD]

randy savage!?

[Jelly533]

lol info section is ftw