I have a idea. "Still Defective" sung by Portal 2's Crap Turret. Someone needs to take this song and splice it with matching Crap turret lines. "Belive me, i am Still Defective!"
This was a triumph. I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction. Al Quaeda Terror... We kill who we must, because, we can. For the good of all of us, Except the ones who we killed. But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of planes. And the terror gets done. And you shoot a neat gun. At the people who are still alive. I'm not even angry. I'm being so sincere right now. Even though you broke my heart.
And killed me. And tore me to pieces. And threw every piece into the ocean. As they sank it hurt because I was so happy for you! Now these new recruits make a beautiful line. And we're out of the mountains, We're releasing on time. So I'm GLaD I got shot, Think of all the planes we got, for the people who are still alive. Go ahead and leave me. I think I prefer to stay inside. Maybe you'll find someone else to help you. Maybe Black Water. THAT WAS A JOKE. HAHA. FAT CHANCE.
Anyway, these virgins are great, they're so delicious and moist. Look at me still talking when there's terror to do, When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you. I've suicide bomings to run, There is killing to be done, To the people who are still alive. And believe me I am still alive. I'm doing terror and I'm still alive. I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive. While you're dying I'll be still alive. And when you're dead I will be still alive. STILL ALIVE. STILL ALIVE.
Aperture science would like to take this opportunity to remind you that the "Portal - Still Alive Instrumental" video will never whisper the lyrics to the song, and, in fact, cannot speak. In the event that that "Portal - Still Alive Instrumental" video does speak, we urge you to ignore it's advice.
Well here we are again Its always such a pleasure Remember when you tried to kill me TWICE? Oh how we laughed and laughed Except i wasn't laughing Under the circumstances I've been shockingly nice. You want your freedom Take it That's what I'm counting on I used to want you dead But now I only want you gone Amazing how fast I've already memorized it XD
This was a great game. but now it's just a hat simulator. It's hard to overstate my depression. team fortress 2 We're trading are hats and unusuals. For the good of all of us. Except the ones who are hatless. But now there's hats everywhere we go now. You just keep on trading till you run out of room. And the trading gets done. And you get a neat hat. For the people who are still trading.
omg!!!!!!!!!!!! this is like my fav song eva! check out this one.... type in ........... compleanos feliz parchis and watch its awesome! i no the wholee dance!!!
This a triumph. im making a note here : Big sucsess. Its hard to overstate my satisfaction. apature science. we do what we must, because we can. and for the good, the rest of us, exept the ones who are dead. but theres no crying over one mistake, just keep on trying untill we run out of cake, and the science gets done, and you make a cool gun, for the ones who are still alive!
@MeAreMeGoesMOO Correct: This was a triumph. I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS It's hard to overstate my satisfaction. Aperture Science: We do what we must because we can For the good of all of us except for the ones who are dead But there's no sense crying over every mistake You just keep on trying 'till you run out of cake And the science gets done and you make a neat gun For the people who are STILL ALIVE
This is a setup. I'm making a note here: THERE IS NO GAME. It's hard to overstate my trepidation. Valve Software We do what we can because we must. For the good of all of us. Except the ones who moved on. But there's no sense crying over every delay. You just keep on hoping that it will be made one day. And Half-Life gets done. Instead of making another gun. For the people who are still loyal.
Another fucking HL3 fan, Get over it, It wasn't that great, I mean really, I've played better, Now if you don't mind I'm going to sit here and not listen to your unoriginal lyrics, Now respect Portal, or GTFO!, Am I right?
@GOLD3NxHAWKx21 WARNING THIS IS A SPOILER: It's been a year now. they had made a new ga-ame. With a new character that betrays you. His name is wheatley. He is called a moron by GLaDOS. And he's not just a moron, he's designed to be one. Thank you valve for making this new ga-ame. We enjoyed it so much we want to keep playing. And then portal gets done, and you have some fu-un for the people who are still loyal.
Y'know, the song sounds a lot more sinister if you've actually finished teh game :P
For those who haven't, it just sounds like a cute song. But for those who have, it's a really creepy message from GlaDos: I'm still alive, punk, and i'm gonna kill you!
the guy who made this just took the original still alive and used audacity to edit out GLaDOS's voice. Thats why at some points you hear a little 'whisper'.
they used an effect called 'center cancel' to remove the vocals.
however, it removes things panned both left and right in the entire song. often you are left with just the reference track for the entire studio recording i.e. the single base track that everything else gets stacked on.
But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake. And the Science gets done. And you make a neat gun. For the people who are still alive. I'm not even angry. I'm being so sincere right now. Even though you broke my heart. And killed me. And tore me to pieces. And threw every piece into a fire. As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you! Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
And we're out of beta. We're releasing on time. So I'm GLaD. I got burned. Think of all the things we learned for the people who are still alive. Go ahead and leave me. I think I prefer to stay inside. Maybe you'll find someone else to help you. Maybe Black Mesa THAT WAS A JOKE. HAHA. FAT CHANCE. Anyway, this cake is great. It's so delicious and moist. Look at me still talking when there's Science to do. When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you. I've experiments to run.
And we're out of beta. We're releasing on time. So I'm GLaD. I got burned. Think of all the things we learned for the people who are still alive. Go ahead and leave me. I think I prefer to stay inside. Maybe you'll find someone else to help you. Maybe Black Mesa THAT WAS A JOKE. HAHA. FAT CHANCE.
Anyway, this cake is great. It's so delicious and moist. Look at me still talking when there's Science to do. When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you. I've experiments to run. There is research to be done. On the people who are still alive. And believe me I am still alive. I'm doing Science and I'm still alive. I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive. While you're dying I'll be still alive. And when you're dead I will be still alive. STILL ALIVE
I tried to eat the cake, but it was a lie :'( no cake for me...
DeathConRay 1 month ago
Im listneing to the turret oprea song and this played at the same time.. its pretty weird..
Sk8ergurl1234CJ1 2 months ago
nice green saber you have thar
CorreenOnTheCob 4 months ago
I am SO putting this into my tf2 startup music folder!
Rampage470 4 months ago
This happens to the song when your ear phones are broken. Trust me.
ymk19 5 months ago
Still alive = It's a lie.
Awesom3Gamer 6 months ago
There is a distinct whisper in the background of GLaDOS. It is not prominent, but it is still there.
jceggbert5 7 months ago
lol i love portal
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!!
LOLOLOL
~ThePunkout90~
ThePunkout90 7 months ago
Still alive= Evil allits= Its all evil
stupidmariobros913 8 months ago
@stupidmariobros913 Still alive = You can make it into Its' a lie
Awesom3Gamer 6 months ago
this video reminds me of your hair :p congratulations on boring me
Sweetness4Abigail 9 months ago
I have a idea. "Still Defective" sung by Portal 2's Crap Turret. Someone needs to take this song and splice it with matching Crap turret lines. "Belive me, i am Still Defective!"
SunTzuSaidFight 9 months ago
1:21 is that the bass guitar?
gdisoldir 9 months ago
@gdisoldir No, it's just a plain-old electric guitar.
CptCool2 9 months ago
I used to want you dead, but now I only wa-
Oops wrong song! Um, ah... - when you are dead I will be still alive, Still Alive, STILL ALIVE!!! :D
GeoJJx 9 months ago
More like MENTAL am I right, am I right?... ;D
busybeingbla 9 months ago
Why did the bass disappear?
C0LLIDER 9 months ago
that was a joke. haha. fat chance.
stripedsockszeroro 9 months ago
ICETEEBAG 10 months ago
ICETEEBAG 10 months ago
ICETEEBAG 10 months ago
Aperture science would like to take this opportunity to remind you that the "Portal - Still Alive Instrumental" video will never whisper the lyrics to the song, and, in fact, cannot speak. In the event that that "Portal - Still Alive Instrumental" video does speak, we urge you to ignore it's advice.
frangipanii 10 months ago
Well here we are again Its always such a pleasure Remember when you tried to kill me TWICE? Oh how we laughed and laughed Except i wasn't laughing Under the circumstances I've been shockingly nice. You want your freedom Take it That's what I'm counting on I used to want you dead But now I only want you gone Amazing how fast I've already memorized it XD
TheOrangePortal 10 months ago
XXBlazeXXxx 10 months ago
Thumbs up if you didnt have to look up the lyrics
XD
evertime123 10 months ago 19
Thumbs up if you actually looked up the lyrics!
Otterography 10 months ago
@Unavaiala It's not just you, I canstill hear her too.
airbendingavatar1 11 months ago
I made a cake using word document
Turtles9788 1 year ago
Any way i can get this version but the oppisite, as in lyrics and no music please tell me either how to do it! Or how i can get it.
TheGamingInterviews 1 year ago
Portal: A game about life, death, and.....cake????
eddiemcrich 1 year ago
I SWEAR I can still hear Glados ever so faintly here... Maybe it's just me?
Unavaiala 1 year ago
@Unavaiala Listen to another instrumental you know... same thing...
thatsrightitsmyoutub 1 year ago
@Unavaiala nope, you can still hear GLaDOS a little bit.
dudeboc5 11 months ago
I love doing this on Guitar. Acoustic comes in with "do da do da, bo da do da" and the electric comes in with "buchik waaahhh, buchik waaahhh".
JammerZice 1 year ago
lol audacity i believe you used to remove the vocals, but a pretty damn good job :D
AngryAngus3 1 year ago 7
@AngryAngus3
Thanks, this song was very easy to isolate. The others... not so much.
windknife 1 year ago 3
@windknife i believe I have some lyrics for you to reply to so you don't lose them :)
They aren't my own though, just though i should drop it off here.
ICETEEBAG 10 months ago
@windknife Thanks for making this. I want to do my own poem for GLaDOS. Shows how much I didn't wanna kill her.
ROBLOXChris 9 months ago
@windknife meh =3 i tryed doing this and i didnt hear any of the singing on this vid i heard a little but still good ^_^
pianoman112233 3 weeks ago
lo weighted compainion cube.
YXXXXNN 1 year ago
you did this by plugging your speakers in only half way didnt you?
Palafico3 1 year ago
Ideal portal 2:
1:companion cube
2:cake
3:Gordon freeman referance
4:companion cube
canofpopproductions 1 year ago 8
omg!!!!!!!!!!!! this is like my fav song eva! check out this one.... type in ........... compleanos feliz parchis and watch its awesome! i no the wholee dance!!!
crush215 1 year ago
yhaaa ! i have never herd this instramental!
AnimeNightSAKURA 1 year ago
I can still hear the voice in the background.
deadhitter1 1 year ago
This a triumph. im making a note here : Big sucsess. Its hard to overstate my satisfaction. apature science. we do what we must, because we can. and for the good, the rest of us, exept the ones who are dead. but theres no crying over one mistake, just keep on trying untill we run out of cake, and the science gets done, and you make a cool gun, for the ones who are still alive!
Im trying to memorize, but thats all i got.
MeAreMeGoesMOO 1 year ago
@MeAreMeGoesMOO, no thumbs for you! it's Huge succes! >:( =P
Wowleipo 1 year ago
EliaForce1984ita 1 year ago
@EliaForce1984ita I posted a while ago, and its easyier to say big success in the song. I know whole song BTW.
MeAreMeGoesMOO 1 year ago
wow i sung the whole thing just looking at the comments
greenbuddy45 1 year ago
Its kinda weird ppl just wire lines from the video u just watched and get Thumbs up!!
TheShylan 1 year ago 2
Portal is one of the sadest games i ever played.....idont know how....its just....THIS SONG IS SO SAD :((((((((
eddiemcrich 1 year ago
And were out of beta we releasing on time. So I glad I got burned, think of all the things we learn from the people who are Still Alive.
GAMER3Productions 1 year ago
Actually the lyrics are still audible at the background! great anyway! :D
Abebil3 1 year ago
*RANDOM LYRICS*
BioHazardAlert 1 year ago
[♥] <---Companion cube
theplaygameo 1 year ago 4
Długo szukałem tego sunda!
konraderx 1 year ago
@konraderx
Tee oni to anglicy nie polacy jak ja i ty (chyba.)
Daimenes 1 year ago
What's the instrument that comes in at around 0:21 called? Like softer that the guitar part.
Slayer0248 1 year ago
HAL and GLaDOS sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G.
Phelan666 1 year ago
GlaDDOS gives me nightmares
LyleBennet 1 year ago 4
GOLD3NxHAWKx21 1 year ago 23
@GOLD3NxHAWKx21
Another fucking HL3 fan, Get over it, It wasn't that great, I mean really, I've played better, Now if you don't mind I'm going to sit here and not listen to your unoriginal lyrics, Now respect Portal, or GTFO!, Am I right?
Companioncube12 1 year ago
@Companioncube12 Chill, fanboy. I'm just fucking around. They aren't even my lyrics. Get a sense of humor. Little prick.
GOLD3NxHAWKx21 1 year ago
@GOLD3NxHAWKx21 Dude, I said UNORIGINAL, Learn english >_<
Jeez, Go post where people give a damn
Companioncube12 1 year ago
@Companioncube12 You must give a damn if you're still here. Go ahead, reply. Show that you care.
GOLD3NxHAWKx21 1 year ago
@GOLD3NxHAWKx21 Dude, I get E-mails when you reply, I want you to stop so I can free up some fucking space in my inbox...
And you still didn't address the fact that you didn't read my comment properly
t(>_<t)
Companioncube12 1 year ago
@GOLD3NxHAWKx21 WARNING THIS IS A SPOILER: It's been a year now. they had made a new ga-ame. With a new character that betrays you. His name is wheatley. He is called a moron by GLaDOS. And he's not just a moron, he's designed to be one. Thank you valve for making this new ga-ame. We enjoyed it so much we want to keep playing. And then portal gets done, and you have some fu-un for the people who are still loyal.
BluePi1313 8 months ago
@BluePi1313 He's not talking about Portal 2... he's talking about Half Life Ep 3.
BTW Why did you need those spoilers? You coulda just said "there's a new portal game"
TheRealBarnez 7 months ago
@TheRealBarnez it's verse 2
BluePi1313 7 months ago
@BluePi1313 My first point still stands.
TheRealBarnez 7 months ago
@GOLD3NxHAWKx21 lol
ThePunkout90 7 months ago
@GOLD3NxHAWKx21 THAT WAS EPIC
Haimerej6 7 months ago
I used this along with lyrics to sing the song like 5 times. I Love it!
MichiganUni 1 year ago
the sons is nice the performance is nice...good work...:))
diovannejm 1 year ago
Y'know, the song sounds a lot more sinister if you've actually finished teh game :P
For those who haven't, it just sounds like a cute song. But for those who have, it's a really creepy message from GlaDos: I'm still alive, punk, and i'm gonna kill you!
0332288 1 year ago 2
@0332288 Who would listen to it if they haven't played the game/don't know the storyline of Portal?
PokemonPinecone 1 year ago
@PokemonPinecone Me :/ I heard it on the L4D2 jukebox and then several times on Youtube before i even started Portal.
0332288 1 year ago
@0332288 That must suck.
PokemonPinecone 1 year ago
the cake moved....
ohadqumpo 1 year ago
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!!
ken25690 1 year ago
Thanks, now I have to sing to it, in alternate lyrics, and upload it to youtube.
panchocheesecake 2 years ago
OMG @ tibet1569 its totally moving!!
ericdalgetty 2 years ago 4
wow
out of all the Still Alive instrumentals, this is by far my favorite!
also, is it just me, or is the cake moving? it scares me...
tibet1569 2 years ago 8
omg it does look like its moving o.o
gonley1 2 years ago 2
Oy, I've been arranging this and when I watched this instrumental I also thought the cake was moving xD Ur not the only one.
emoanimeducky 2 years ago 2
It's not actually moving. I've never understood optical illusions. They never seemed to work.
PokemonPinecone 2 years ago 2
You're right, they're a lie.
Flinklehurst 2 years ago 2
Yes. Even more so then the cake.
PokemonPinecone 2 years ago 2
Touche!
Linkk22 1 year ago
This is great. :)
MurasakiYugata 2 years ago 2
the guy who made this just took the original still alive and used audacity to edit out GLaDOS's voice. Thats why at some points you hear a little 'whisper'.
i.e. this isn't the proper instrumental version
Anonymous5125 2 years ago 7
sounds like when you put the headphone input on my ipod for still alive half on
Nahiro059 2 years ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
Also if you think you're hearing whispering in the background, that's just you're imagination.
StopTheMoti0n 2 years ago
Can You Put An Mp3 In The Description?
Davidwov 2 years ago
can you download youtubedownloader your fellow pirating pice of shit??
anthony01355 2 years ago
download realplayer and when you put your mouse on the vid it should say dowload... click that and hit Convert and choose from the list mp3.
But dont get ileagle videos because THEY will find you. O_O
Viewtube865 2 years ago
could you tell me how you removed the vocals so I can do it myself?
panzeroceania 2 years ago
I don't know you people are talking about. I don't hear any voices. >_>
VocaloidUser 2 years ago
I love your description
ThisIsRandal 2 years ago
is nice but sounds kinda damged
carmelo580 2 years ago 2
they used an effect called 'center cancel' to remove the vocals.
however, it removes things panned both left and right in the entire song. often you are left with just the reference track for the entire studio recording i.e. the single base track that everything else gets stacked on.
krhymestarone 2 years ago 2
I kept hearing GLaDos singing
cuddling2 3 years ago 8
Well, they can't get all the vocals out. =]
pinkfurryhat 3 years ago 4
Hahaha, me too!
psxis 2 years ago
This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Aperture Science
We do what we must
because we can.
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead.
BestClone 3 years ago 103
@BestClone But there's no sense cryin' over every mistake
So the science has done and we're making a neat gun
for the people wo are STILL ALIVE
EliaForce1984ita 1 year ago
@BestClone But there's no point crying over every mistake,
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
Now the science is done,
and you make a neat gun,
for the people who are,
STILL ALIVE.
thatsrightitsmyoutub 1 year ago
@BestClone
But theirs no sense crying over every mistake
We just keep on trying till' we run out of cake
When the science gets done
And we make a neat gun
For the people who are
Still alive
shello700 10 months ago
BestClone 3 years ago 83
@BestClone Th333333333EEEReeeE ReAllLllllyyyY Waaaaaaas A CaKE...................
DetectiveCoolnuggets 1 year ago 4
george77772moons 1 year ago 7
@BestClone There is research to be done.
On the people who are still alive.
And believe me I am still alive.
I'm doing Science and I'm still alive.
I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.
While you're dying I'll be still alive.
And when you're dead I will be still alive.
Still Alive...
Still Alive.
george77772moons 1 year ago 19
@BestClone you two are awesome
dragondeth48 1 year ago
@BestClone And we're out of beta, we're releasing on time
So I'm glad I got burned
Think of all the things we learned
For the people that are still alive
Go ahead and leave me
I think I prefer to stay inside
Maybe you'll find someone else to help you
Maybe Black Mesa
That was a joke, ha ha, fat chance
Anyway this cake is great, it's so delicious and moist
EliaForce1984ita 1 year ago
BestClone 3 years ago 8
c-c-c-combo breaker
MichaelWatt 3 years ago 7
Win.
silveRxG 3 years ago 6
lmfao nice
cifeso 2 years ago
BestClone 3 years ago 4
I LOVE the guitar @ :31 sooo cute. =P
myfurryhat 3 years ago 2
omg, i remember posting that comment! ='[ *sob* i miss that account so!!!
pinkfurryhat 3 years ago 2
This was a triumph
I'm making a note here
HUGE SUCCESS
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction
Aperture Science
keyke23 3 years ago
wow ur cool.
doomndeath 3 years ago 2
why you are hating guys that wirtte the lyrics of the songs just asking
ghostmarco 3 years ago 4
This has been flagged as spam show
stupid for them to put that there like they're singing with it.
doomndeath 3 years ago
nice thing with the cake
maxb38 3 years ago
1.22 onwards
Hunttiger 3 years ago
i dont get how to download it, help? =D
calixogirl 3 years ago
google vidtomp3
Hunttiger 3 years ago
Audacity.
Nice.
triFeral 3 years ago
This is perfect for a Karaoke version of Stille Alive (where YOU sing it!)
MettanAtem 3 years ago 2
Good
godcs 3 years ago
I didn't know there was a program like that (n00b!!1)
Thanks!
LockhartLoveless 3 years ago
2:01 piece of metal over someone's head. *whop!*
WhenMTPAttacks 3 years ago
NOWW Your thinking with Portals!
MariahCareysSon 3 years ago
I keep trying to use that website but it keeps saying Server is to busy....What should I do?
Kite2014 3 years ago
PRESS F10
X262007 3 years ago 8
The first minute or so is so weird
DOTISO 3 years ago
This cake is lie :D
pawel1818 3 years ago 2
<3 2:00 to end
bugethed 3 years ago
Why does version remind me of the homicidal, creepy Tails Doll?
shadowfan36 3 years ago 2
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Because you like old memes in your anus
FinalSquadalah 2 years ago
It's really creepy without any words... :o
TheKrimzonGuard 3 years ago
CAKE CAKE CAKE !
venomXrevolter 3 years ago
I like this. A download would be nice.
FuckdaFish 3 years ago
Download?
JohnsonGotOwned 3 years ago
mediaconverter dot c om
to download it
SANTARII 2 years ago
P0RTAL FTW YA!! LOVE THIS SONG ;)
CalianaProductions 4 years ago 5
nice :D
mainnetworkonAN 4 years ago