Would you care to comment on your role in inspiring the hit single, "Slap my bitch up." ? The artist claims you are directly responsible. As a follow-up could you comment on if you receive any royalties for your contribution?
who's the guy in the background? he's hot ... not to say that you're not hot too Jesus, or cool for that matter, it's just that I can't fantasize over my lord and savior .. sorry!
ha ha ha lol , Jesus you rock :))
OZ2YOU 3 years ago
No offense Jesus but you look like you out on a little weight.
cozarcade 4 years ago
Even for Christ, the camera adds 20 pounds.
ComedyJesus 4 years ago
lol u rock
top2d2 4 years ago
Would you care to comment on your role in inspiring the hit single, "Slap my bitch up." ? The artist claims you are directly responsible. As a follow-up could you comment on if you receive any royalties for your contribution?
Canaximander 4 years ago
Yes, yes, that was a satirical song I wrote back in 22 A.D. to point out the hypocrisy of Magdalene's mistreatment.
Problem is, fundamentalists don't comprehend satire, hence the rampant increase in black eyes in Utah.
ComedyJesus 4 years ago
awesome!!
gman2152 4 years ago
Lol
soccerqueen7 4 years ago
That was lultastic. You should post that in response to the RRS video.
lazerflesh 4 years ago
Jesus was shorter than I thought he would be.
JohnnyOhio 4 years ago
Sweet!
Jesus needs product though.
rkzenrage 4 years ago
Jeebus can you make my tummy feel better? :(
exFamily 4 years ago
he'll cure your stomach problem between now and a week from now. unless you sin a lot, then it'll be a serious problem. :P
drakeblackhorn 4 years ago
THANK YOU JESUS. Really funny....
MzIsis08 4 years ago
We love you Jesus!
RationalResponse 4 years ago
I miss you already jesus =(
healthyaddict 4 years ago
Thank you I needed something to make me smile
Ender1zero1 4 years ago
Racism is still alive and don't care which side of the tracks your on. Fear makes you desperate.
Great Tube! CJ
eatmejesus 4 years ago
JESUS ROCZ !
DRUNKENMONK1313 4 years ago
who's the guy in the background? he's hot ... not to say that you're not hot too Jesus, or cool for that matter, it's just that I can't fantasize over my lord and savior .. sorry!
FTLNewsFeed 4 years ago
suck it jesus! this coment is my god now
Evanmileus 4 years ago 5
well said jesus!
charlesdaily 4 years ago 2
THE Jena 6... It's okay to beat the shit out of a white guy, but if you put a piece of rope in a tree, then you should be lynched...
FUCK the Jena 6! Five stars for Comedy Jesus though!
Ghostrider616 4 years ago
DUDE. IT`S A JOKE. CALM THE FUCK DOWN !
DRUNKENMONK1313 4 years ago
Nah dude, I get that. it's just the movement to make these thugs "civil rights heroes" in the media and on the internet is sickening... That's all.
Ghostrider616 4 years ago
again. this is a joke. not a political statement. you need to go on fox news.
DRUNKENMONK1313 4 years ago
I got ya the first time. Jeeze... And Fox News? WTF?!?! I'm calm man, I was just commenting on the idiocy of the media in this whole thing...
Ghostrider616 4 years ago