CRAPPY TOY REVIEWS: Saban's Masked Rider Ferbus Figure

[tcot0663]

what figure did you recommend

[exiawing]

hi my name is dex and i want to tell u if u dont want the ferbes i wud like to take it from your hands if u like

[movieman33843]

@exiawing Nope,it was a gift and I am going to keep it.

[Gundamknight100]

You have to be shitting me!!! AAH!!![ducks behind chair in fear]

[DavidPrime83]

Why....Saban... why, it would have been sooo much better to just adapt it with out changing the story.

[SectionTwelve]

Oh man... looked like gang rape at 4:05 there. They look as though they are about to high-five each other for a job well done. The one in the middle background, haha, looks like he is still pulling his trousers back up.

[Vdecepticon]

The power of christ!!! Keep up the awesome. :P

[dmfighter]

Can I have it?

[movieman33843]

@dmfighter NO it was a gift from my friends.

[unitzero001]

WHY IN THE WORLD WAS THIS TOY EVER CREATED!?!?!?

[SectionTwelve]

@unitzero001 This toy was obviously created so that certain people could mail it to the reviewer. I was laughing for the week before it even arrived, hehe...

Anyway, movieman33843, you surely deserved that toy. Now play on!

[dunkanbulk14]

@unitzero001 WHY IN THE WORLD WAS THE CHARACTER CREATED!?!?!?!?!?!

[boeingnz]

Furby got busy with Mogwai and this abombination was born.

The gimmick make it look alive, may be it is : o

[Eucep]

I'm kind of upset now for knowing this exists. I feel... corrupted. And I don't even have the darn thing. I hope you used some steel wool to wash your hands after handing that thing.

[Skullgrin140]

It will tear your soul apart!

[ZeltraxMillenium]

To quote TJ-Omega from his Twitter feed:

"OH GOD! Why does this exist?!"

[talon842]

You're welcome