This video sucked. Very hard. I could have thrown up a better video in my sleep. I would rather watch someone turn inside out and then explode all over the place than this sorry excuse of a fail.
In the wild NO territorial fight is as deadly and as horrifyingly gruesome as the dreaded Spycrab Deathmatch!!!! in this display of raw savagery 2 spycrabs fight for the partnership of a female spycrab (not shown in video). The fight is SO horrific i cannot begin to describe how horrific it is!
@Holammer And when the opposing spycrabs meet in search of a mate the immediately challenge each other for dominance, these battles are always fierce and to the death
The best thing about this is that it's portrayed as something super epic is happening, but yet it's practically two spies bumping into each other while looking vertically upwards. XD
damn i would like to see this as a documentary in Discovery channels, like : "Now, the two pretenders start their fight for the female. There will be only one winner. The loser will crawl back waiting for another opportunity to procreate..." With some epic music in the background , it can be awesome
Here we see the Spy crab mating battle/dance, a spy crab is actually no gender until this battle happens. if a spy crab loses, it becomes male, if it wins, it becomes female. the females of the spy crab race are quite aggressive, and are known to fight back from time to time
@MrLisawsome Congrats! If you buy anything in the store, even something for 50 cents, you get all the benefits of paying for the game, at 5% of the cost!
once meeting another spycrab, they can be quiet gentle, but no when there is a mate interupting them, then they shall fight to the death. Today these 2 fine specimins are fighting for the scouts mother. As you can see, once they enter battle, there is no return. There claw lock prevents them from doing this because certain glans swell with blood leaving the the hands immobile. This blood is stored untill the opponent is defeated. After this, the spycrab will salute the opponent with a taunt
Once invoked, the sacred tradition of Claw-Plach can not be taken back. It is a recent tradition, only 18 years old, but it is a tradition none the less.
As you see here, 2 crabs wondering for a mate. They spotted eachother, both crabs have to fight for the mate, they begin ramming eachother, time after time. Suddenly the crab uses his camo abilitys to blend in, the other crab,confused, decides to blow up, that is the proper way of a crab war.
every day thousands of spycrabs are taken from their nests and betted on to fight each other. This is called crab fighting and with your help it can be stopped
"As we can see here, the nine-month period has passed. Now fully matured, the spy crab moves deeper underground to find a new territory to breed in. He is not alone, though- this movement is being made by hundreds of spycrabs like himself, and while the ocean may be vast, he has encountered an opponent in his prospective mating ground. What you are about to see is extremely rare and dangerous to encounter- good men died to bring you this footage."
I think they're actualy reproducing
AdminiumWarrior 1 day ago
WRF
Crapata001 2 days ago
This is too intense for me!
PxKinRea 4 days ago
Red Spycrab: This scouts mom is MINE!
Blu Spycrab: No, she's MINE!
Both: AYEYEYEYEYEYEY
AcidWolf117 2 weeks ago 3
How does this happen?
M21cat 3 weeks ago
Team Fortress 2 is beast! But I hate being spy's. I can beast with a heavy.
BehrBoz 3 weeks ago
Saxton Hale breaks in and kill both of them
sunlun123 3 weeks ago
LOL
edgarz114 1 month ago
It made me chuckle, you earn your like.
Lightnessnessness 1 month ago
here wee have two spycrabs fighting over the right to breed with the scoutalope's mother
ArtofGairyuki1 1 month ago
this looks more like spycrabs having sex
masturman000 1 month ago
@SirHoboTheSecond Brooo watch your words. It's nothing to get all pissy about.
BehrBoz 1 month ago
@BehrBoz Sorry broseph. But there's so many people telling the same stupid jooooookkkkeeeee...... I can't take it.
SirHoboTheSecond 1 month ago
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SirHoboTheSecond 1 month ago
@SirHoboTheSecond Then keep it shut :D
MrRage71 1 month ago
reminds me of old godzilla movies
IuberPyros 1 month ago
I would but I have far too many things to do.
Zdogromero 1 month ago
@Zdogromero sounds like somebody is mad
hamster6 1 month ago
Wow that was so tense O_O
Kzook 1 month ago
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This video sucked. Very hard. I could have thrown up a better video in my sleep. I would rather watch someone turn inside out and then explode all over the place than this sorry excuse of a fail.
Zdogromero 1 month ago
@Zdogromero Considering it is 2 years old, thanks for showing up.
hamster6 1 month ago 30
@hamster6 how is this a bad video its the best thing in the world :O
Yukikaros 1 month ago
@Zdogromero Actually, Watching someone turn inside out and then explode would be pretty damn amusing.
YourLittleYuna 1 month ago 3
@Zdogromero Why dont you go ahead and make a better video then.
demonprince1991 1 month ago
at 1:02 anybody see the blue spies eyes just follow the red spy?
Craft2974 1 month ago
The music alone is worth it.
TheCultureFan 1 month ago
is it a fight or a mateing dance
jelopez003 1 month ago
@jelopez003 lol
freakyminecraftdude 1 month ago
national geographic records, either a spycrab territory fight or 2 spycrabs mating! XD
lakotanoid1 1 month ago
0:41 sign is red
0:48 sign is blu
seems legit.
HiImSuan 1 month ago
that crab is a spah
MrRandomcrappystuff 1 month ago
if i was the red guy i just go "fuck it" *shoots blu spycrab*
MrJumboTurtle 1 month ago
Damn! I can't believe that Male and Female Spycrabs kick each others ass!
Hm0ngB0y213 2 months ago
In the wild NO territorial fight is as deadly and as horrifyingly gruesome as the dreaded Spycrab Deathmatch!!!! in this display of raw savagery 2 spycrabs fight for the partnership of a female spycrab (not shown in video). The fight is SO horrific i cannot begin to describe how horrific it is!
Nymanthe1st 2 months ago
Needs David Attenborough's soothing narration methinks.
Holammer 2 months ago
@Holammer And when the opposing spycrabs meet in search of a mate the immediately challenge each other for dominance, these battles are always fierce and to the death
did this help
LogicIsFail4100 1 month ago
@LogicIsFail4100 I read it in his voice. ;)
Holammer 1 month ago
do spycrabs walk like that?
Mikehanafi 2 months ago
Thumbs up if you saw this on the Discovery Channel.
coolerthanu9 2 months ago
Spy Crab MAting Season
Skwinkster 2 months ago
lol wtf
Gizbods99 2 months ago
@hellomoto75 block user is a good function... byeee!!!
hamster6 2 months ago
@hellomoto75 Please don't pollute the spycrab video with your crap. No one cares.
Viva La Spycrab!
hamster6 2 months ago
sweet territory battle :D
sume555 2 months ago
Ahh, nature. So beautiful.
Scraplstolemyname 2 months ago
CRAB BATTLE!
Rlowe247 2 months ago 2
the red spycrab is a spy >.<
SpyroAndMLP 3 months ago
@SpyroAndMLP that spy is a spy... XD
Ruin4911 2 months ago
Spycrabs are fiercely misunderstood creatures. It's the eyes, I reckon.
Not to mention the pincers... *click... click click click*
ZADRsmeeby 3 months ago 4
This is the amazing spy crabs fighting for territory in there map and only one can win.
DarkFawful20 3 months ago
Thanks for all the comments and views everyone, surely made doing this worth it... cheers!
hamster6 3 months ago 23
How do you do spycrab?? Can anybody tell me!
shidby 3 months ago
@shidby you can see yourself sadly xD
Oct8th2010 3 months ago
Thumbs up if you would've been the guy to facestab the other spy.
WolfKing0303 3 months ago
last time i saw a spycrab a roasted it with my pyro and yelled WHO WANTS CRAB?!
jjbussey 3 months ago
The overload of thrill is killing me!
Vuorenpeikko 3 months ago
so... intense
w3inner 3 months ago
Those are some crazy intense eyes!
Bekkaku 3 months ago
A Wild Spy Appears!!
Go SpyCrab!!!
Use Pinch!
*pinch* It doesnt effect >:(
TheAlaaos 3 months ago
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HEY HEY HEY HE HY HEY HEY HEY
shadowblade000000 3 months ago
HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY *XD)
shadowblade000000 3 months ago
The Like/Disklike Bar is A LIGHTSABER
icarobt00 3 months ago
they look like fags doing ballirina lessons
ceaserabc123 3 months ago
@ceaserabc123 Considering I see no students, nor penises in anything that is also male, I fail to see how they're homosexual ballet instructors.
Bekkaku 3 months ago
Spycrab I choose you!
charmsrule123 3 months ago
whats with his dick it looks like he got a boner XD
alex1994iscool 4 months ago
@alex1994iscool Now you see why Scout's Mom likes him.
Bekkaku 3 months ago
wut?
thepwneroflife1 4 months ago
Every time.
YesHero55 4 months ago
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
dranzer121 4 months ago
STAR TREK FUCK YEAH LOL
flufftheimpaler 4 months ago
>XD
swerood 4 months ago
RED and BLU spycrabs are normal to find,its the BLACK ones that are hard to find.
nicksm64 4 months ago
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This shit it intense.
Jaso286 4 months ago
The best thing about this is that it's portrayed as something super epic is happening, but yet it's practically two spies bumping into each other while looking vertically upwards. XD
PotashKenny 4 months ago
That red suit is intense! I must have one!!
nativepoint14 4 months ago
noo dont fight
mate to save your endangered race D:
lol XD haha
djseano100 4 months ago
How do they make them look in 3 person view (You can see back!)
MrBlueberryMuffinman 5 months ago
THIS IS SPYCRAB CRUELTY!!!
MrGemod 5 months ago
damn i would like to see this as a documentary in Discovery channels, like : "Now, the two pretenders start their fight for the female. There will be only one winner. The loser will crawl back waiting for another opportunity to procreate..." With some epic music in the background , it can be awesome
G0odf3lla 5 months ago
Good thing it wasn't a demo crab, they would own those poor endangered spycrabs D:
tarzanpecoza 5 months ago
Here we see the Spy crab mating battle/dance, a spy crab is actually no gender until this battle happens. if a spy crab loses, it becomes male, if it wins, it becomes female. the females of the spy crab race are quite aggressive, and are known to fight back from time to time
Megaluigi93 5 months ago
So sad they're endangered. :(
FreakyJax1 5 months ago
wht this happens?
c4rl1t0x1 6 months ago
Instant thumbs up for using the Star Trek fight music xD
Awesome video!
TheBackStabbedSniper 6 months ago 67
@TheBackStabbedSniper haha thanks bro
hamster6 6 months ago 4
valve hasnt fixed this yet. and thats why their awesome
xMaxGamesx 6 months ago
there eyes showed how much they realy wanted to kill each other
boats752 6 months ago
i couldnt stop lafing at there eyes!!!!
boats752 6 months ago
GETTING TF2 NAO. PROUD TO BE A F2P "NOOB"
MrLisawsome 6 months ago
@MrLisawsome Congrats! If you buy anything in the store, even something for 50 cents, you get all the benefits of paying for the game, at 5% of the cost!
Hampsterman4 6 months ago
how do you spycrab?
dogryan100 6 months ago
@dogryan100 be a spy use the kit thing crouch down look up there you got a spycrab
kayne123ful 6 months ago
@dogryan100 Hit 4, Crouch, Look up, Walk.
Rollthebuddah 6 months ago
STAR TREK FTW!
ItsTiedToAStick 6 months ago
Looks like that spy crab was
*puts cigarret in mouth*
out gentledmen
ManlyPuffs 6 months ago
thumbs up for heavys hamburger
ytpking1000 6 months ago
can i get link to the red spy skin :S?
Azazle9 6 months ago
Now class, watch as these spycrabs fight for hopes of finding a mate...
hibye654321 7 months ago
Crab battle....!
TheGreyFox13 7 months ago
I love how they switch from RED's base to BLU's
Roulitusky 7 months ago
this is super intense
Dragon123450 7 months ago
God damn this is Intense!
tf2hat 7 months ago
This is a Fucking ADRENLINE RUSH MAN THIS FIGHT GETS MY BLOOD PUMPIN
Biocorporations 8 months ago 28
Let the claw-plach BEGIN!
Tithis 9 months ago
This is much better than pokemon..
Driftedmusic 10 months ago 2
this music is... oddly fitting XD
leafblight27 10 months ago 2
I thought spycrabs were not amphibious. O_o
1799luis 10 months ago
Yeah, Spycrabs have been known to explode for no reason. That's why we need to save the endangered spy crab
HankandOliver1 11 months ago
once meeting another spycrab, they can be quiet gentle, but no when there is a mate interupting them, then they shall fight to the death. Today these 2 fine specimins are fighting for the scouts mother. As you can see, once they enter battle, there is no return. There claw lock prevents them from doing this because certain glans swell with blood leaving the the hands immobile. This blood is stored untill the opponent is defeated. After this, the spycrab will salute the opponent with a taunt
auefd 1 year ago 2
Once invoked, the sacred tradition of Claw-Plach can not be taken back. It is a recent tradition, only 18 years old, but it is a tradition none the less.
vidman102 1 year ago
Its like watching William Shatner fight. :D
Everyman1337 1 year ago
Its mating season
LHunterO78 1 year ago
CRABBBB BATTTLEEEEEE
Kiroswan 1 year ago
*insert unfriendly demo/soldier here*
Demo/soldier kills BLU spycrab cuz hes a dumAAAASssss
c0nqu3r3rlol 1 year ago
As you see here, 2 crabs wondering for a mate. They spotted eachother, both crabs have to fight for the mate, they begin ramming eachother, time after time. Suddenly the crab uses his camo abilitys to blend in, the other crab,confused, decides to blow up, that is the proper way of a crab war.
sukaro123 1 year ago
NO! what force could turn these majestic creatures on one another?!
SuperDawgE 1 year ago
lol 1:43 press " and type explode man so the video gets better .... 1 nanosecond later AWWWWWWWWWWWWW MY FLESH!
muglertf2 1 year ago
Looks like the spycrab is gonna have a..
*puts on sunglasses*
FIGHT!
yheaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reaperas 1 year ago
@Reaperas NO! BAD! STOP BEING STUPID!
andrenaveed 1 year ago
YOU TOOK MY LAAAAND! *Pinch Pinch*
TheDarkLatias950 1 year ago 2
More like a spycrab mating ritual....
Jawakiller1459 1 year ago
A WILD SPY CRAB APPEARS!!! GO SPY CRAB!!! USE SPLASH ATTACK!!!
pikafu65 1 year ago 27
@pikafu65 But nothing happens...
TheFirstMuffinMan 3 months ago
Making Spycrabs fight is a horrible crime :(
biohazard657 1 year ago 2
I wager 400 quatloos on the newcomer.
PhantomRenegade 1 year ago
if u find this funny then there is something wrong with you. btw i found this funny
xxinfinity00 1 year ago
take off the ugly skins. Default spy is much cooler.
SmoboHash 1 year ago
How dare you promote underground spycrab fighting. It is illegal, and you are further endangering the spycrab.
MeNcIaIsM72 1 year ago
FOW
Full. Of. Win.
xNEXAVOBISx 1 year ago
CRAB BATTLE
BROKE MY KNIFE
TheOldclaypot 1 year ago
how do i spycrab i am not very clevr man
llamabot156 1 year ago
@llamabot156 get ou disguise and look up while crouching and then walk
Blazekidz127 1 year ago
wtf is a spycrab?
never played this game so that is why ask
Soldaat58 1 year ago
THE HORROR!!! OH THE UN-ADULTERATED HORROR!!!
grobmiller 1 year ago
oh ima pull out my Lirpa!
cassandra5322 1 year ago
Oy! Here we can see two of the extremely rare spy crabs locked in a battle for dominace!
Gameguy602 1 year ago
spycrab mating ritual
n11lc 1 year ago
Is that the Star Trek fight music?
cyborgtroy 2 years ago 20
Hell yes.
It's the ONLY fight music.
hamster6 2 years ago 76
Sadly, I actually recognized it from an episode of Futurama that was parodying Star Trek.
cyborgtroy 2 years ago
@hamster6 disagreed
bestdudeever765 1 year ago
epic musack ish epic
Yoshindo 2 years ago
every day thousands of spycrabs are taken from their nests and betted on to fight each other. This is called crab fighting and with your help it can be stopped
Tclay43 2 years ago 14
OMG!!! :O
I cant watch! :O
DodgeChallengerules 2 years ago
the music made me lol
Zerojumpy 2 years ago
Next week, on NOVA:
"As we can see here, the nine-month period has passed. Now fully matured, the spy crab moves deeper underground to find a new territory to breed in. He is not alone, though- this movement is being made by hundreds of spycrabs like himself, and while the ocean may be vast, he has encountered an opponent in his prospective mating ground. What you are about to see is extremely rare and dangerous to encounter- good men died to bring you this footage."
PeterDivine 2 years ago 228
ROFL
Thank you for the epic addition.
hamster6 2 years ago 42
@hamster6 if you uber-charge a spycrab. they turn into spypions
mrblackops180 6 months ago
@PeterDivine Hahahahahaha!
animerulezx 1 year ago
@PeterDivine I love over exagurated comments explaining things like this. They always make my day.
here's another:
/watch?v=X8HSnP1SiI0
SuperRollyTrolly 1 year ago
@PeterDivine Once again, another epic Documentary-like comment to bring satisfaction to the audience!
Kaine852 8 months ago
@PeterDivine The PyCrab is its enemy?
SasoriFan2018 5 months ago
lol, it's like real male-crabs fighting
WarsharkProductions 2 years ago
Looks like they are battleling for scouts mother.
xAciasx 2 years ago 154
@xAciasx Yeah It's a wonder of nature
AdriaPenguin 1 year ago
spazzcrab XD
tartanboro 2 years ago
lol 5* epic!
cjlegomedia 2 years ago
SPAHCRAB SAPPIN' MAH EPICNESS!!!
alpha00zero 2 years ago 2
Lol how do u do that?
FreestyIe360 2 years ago 2
Hold down crouch, pull out Disguise Kit, look up while crouching, and move.
0V3R5H07 2 years ago 3
oh god so epic
KazeOo 2 years ago 3
Holy shit that was epic
1337rocklee 2 years ago 3