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  • WTF he's speakin italian D: D: D:

    

  • @AlesLamon Yes, captain obvious.

  • figlio di puttana, lo sai che tu sei un pezzo di merda? hahha fantastico sentire insulti in italiano in una canzone dei tool!!!!

  • The best version!

    watch?v=b3M4zgxuiTs&feature=yo­­utu.be

  • @MarcinDrums NICEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

  • Hm? You think you're cool, right? Hm? Hm? When you kicked out people [out of] your house I tell you this, one of three Americans die of cancer, you know? Asshole. You're gonna be one of those. I [don't have the] courage to kick your ass directly. Don't have enough courage for that, I could, you know. You know you're gonna have another accident? You know I'm involved with black magic? Fuck you. Die. Bastard. You think you're so cool, hm? Asshole.
  • I want your balls smashed

  • Do they ever do this live at any of their shows?

  • eat shit. bastard

    such eloquence

  • Die, piece of shit, and go suck dicks on a plane! Best ending ever

  • "Vai a sucare cazzi su un aereo" LOOOOOL

  • I don't why, but I crack up every time I hear this!

  • The piano must've been angry.

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  • @formusicplaylist1 which biog was this? a vid or a blog/web page or a book?

  • @ahr1man

    HA!... forgot i posted that! still a funny story.

    i would not claim to know information from a blog. its from a book/ interview

    "unleashed: the story of tool" its a biography of the band... but when you read it you realize tool probably had little or nothing to do with it. its really just a collection of the interviews they've done since the beginning up to 2009 (i think).

    but you also learn that the band often lies in interviews... so who's to say if the story is true...

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  • Tired of all these mothafucking dicks on this mothafucking plane!

  • I'm really sick of hearing Justin Bieber's name!!!! Don't mention his name please!!!

  • I dedicate this to Justin Bieber

  • The piano is so melancholic. I love it

  • harry scarface manback

  • @massgilms lol

  • i like this guys voice

  • I'm going to go out on a limb here and say this guy was upset about something

  • this song kinda reminds me of "Lick my Lovepump"

  • Però ha dimenticato: FIGLIO DELLA MERDA.

    Go to die killed: andate a morì ammazzati

  • This is the Mel Gibson phone call unedited. So incomprehensibly insane that even his ex-wife had enough pity to edit it out.

  • Sounds like my father -in- law whn he bitches us out

  • figlio di puttana .... sai che sei un pezzo di merda? mmmmhhh????

  • CREPA PEZZO DI MERDA

    Die, you piece of shit

  • 1 in 3 americans die out of cancer, you know? asshole, youre going to be one of those

  • Woah, I never realized Muslims hated us that much :(

  • @yoyoyomilk12345 italians are not muslims. -_-

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  • '' you wanna know something? fuck you'' ahah

  • figlia di puttana

  • I thought it was a pissed off Arab when I heard it the first time.

  • i like the piano MUCH

  • sounds beethovens moonlight sonata, or at least thats what it reminds me of

  • wtf? that was shit :s

  • This song is pretty bad

  • This guy sounds like a hooker with a penis!

  • Awesome Music.

    Looking foward to their new album.

    Privet Message : Harry didn't kill Achille.

  • This song is hilarious XD

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  • @bassmanjoe Come on, just read the lyrics.

  • 1 out of 3 americans die from cancer... you know? ASSHOLE! youre gonna be one of those. hahahaah lmao

  • who is this guy? and why is he so pissed

  • @RosettaStoned525 maynard was at one of his friend parties and this guy was a rowdy guy so they kicked him out. this isnt directed at maynard its directed at his friend

  • @RosettaStoned525 was an Italian guy who was living in the house of another guy, a friend of Maynard,he lived there in a condition occupy , but the owner of the house got fed up and run with him , he had no money and plenty to eat ahaha, this started because he said he was a friend of a friend, but was a lie he was not friend of anyone ahaha, a few days later the guy pissed off made this call

  • @DYZ4 Ahahahah non lo sapevo, grazie!

  • What CD IS THIS SOMG ON

  • @heurunga124 Aenima.

  • @heurunga124 aenima

  • "You wanna know something?....FUCK YOU!" LOL.

  • the calmest angry song ever

  • Also, not to be a thumbs whore.. but these comments are like all arguing... feel free to thumbs up what seems to be the only rational comment on this page.

  • I think Maynard may have chose to include this on the album because of this ignorant asshole's comment about Americans dying of cancer. Little did he know Maynard's mother died of cancer... it shows how little we consider the lives of others, how very little empathy we are capable of expressing. Just a thought.

  • @rashock34 I think you're overthinking it a tad. Maybe he was just like "dude, this would be a cool song". I think it's the antithesis of "Die Eier Von Satan". Die Eier is a violent sounding song that is actually something quite calm. Harry Manback is a calm sounding song that is actually quite violent.

  • @uiruu

    I don't think that Maynard, of all people, was just like "dude this would be a cool song". If anything I believe that may have been his train of though on Die Eier Von Satan, because the song is so comical, yet it sounds evil because of the German and heaviness to it. I think there is thought behind every song he writes, but to my Harry Manback comment, it was just a thought. Whenever I listen to it I think of Maynard's mother, and I'm sure he does too.

  • @rashock34 I think you overestimate Maynard... What would he say if he read our comments?

  • @uiruu

    Also, who the fuck cares what Maynard would say? I'm sure he welcomes personal interpretations of his music, as do most artists. If you really care that much what Maynard would think if he read these comments, I think YOU overestimate him. He is not a god; in fact I have heard from numerous people who have met him that he is not the humblest person to ever grace our planet. He is very intelligent and artistic, but humble? I don't think so.

  • @uiruu

    If all you intend to do it come on here to discredit my opinion (which really isn't possible, seeing as it is an opinion), you are wasting your time and mine. If you would like to interpret the song another way, and would like to discuss Tool's music in a reasonable manner, I would be open to that, but this is childish.

    We cannot pretend to understand MJK, he could just as easily come on here and see your "Dude, this would be a cool song." comment and cry because of the simplicity.

  • @rashock34 I'm sorry if I sounded mean there... that's not what I intended. I was just trying to write my thoughts... which is hard to do. I was trying to say the same thing you did, we cannot pretend to understand MJK. But sometimes I get a little chuckle of how much Tool fans, myself included a lot of the time, tend to overinterpret the music. In many cases, it's just music.

  • @uiruu

    It's all good. I understand what you're saying. The most important thing is just to listen to the music, I think we can agree there, yeah? haha :D

  • @rashock34 Exactly. I love this song because it is so calm and relaxing... and violent. I crack up everytime the guy says "Fuck you! Die" just because of the way he says it.

  • @uiruu

    Haha good shit. I love when he claims he would kick his ass, but instead he's leaving a phone message. Sounds like the French to me.

  • @rashock34 It's actually italian but whatever.

  • @uiruu

    Haha damn my bad, I totally knew that, but my dislike of French people got the best of me.

  • @rashock34 and also, why do you think of Maynard's mother? Did you know her? Because you probably did not know her, another thing Maynard himself would laugh about if he saw you say that.

  • @uiruu

    Because if I'm an going to be honest, I do not know anyone who has had or died of cancer that directly affected me. Maynard dedicated a whole album to his mother and her suffering, "10,000 Days", so in some way, we all have been told stories about Maynard's mother, and she was an inspiration to his music. I think of her because I believe this song was included because of the hateful comment the Frenchman made. He directed it toward Maynard.

  • @uiruu

    Furthermore, I believe Maynard included it because of the Frenchman's comment about Americans dying of cancer. It's the same way when you encounter parents who have retarded children. If you call someone a retard, even jokingly, they will surely be very offended. It is the same here, therefore, I believe it was included in order to disgrace this Frenchy. I won't pretend I understand Maynard's reasoning, but these are my thoughts. Is it so bad to have an original thought?

  • awesum random stocker message

    

  • i would like to beat the shit out of that italian gay... im not american

  • @larsyulia You prove you're a fucking retard, it says you are from America on your profile dumb ass

  • @L0rdRemington win comment

  • @L0rdRemington oh come on get a life loser . im not american .

  • @larsyulia Uhuh, you're just some person from a random country who would beat the shit out of the guy in the song because he's raging on Americans. Yeah believable story dipshit. BTW I actually am American, but live in Australia, and living in Australia has shown me what the rest of the world thinks of America. Its true. Basically FUCKING EVERYONE hates America. What the guy in the song says is the feelings many people from other countries feel about America

  • @L0rdRemington Mate. im Scouse go fuck yourself 

  • @larsyulia Ah, so your an Englishmen who hates the Italian guy for no valid reason as he isn't attacking you or your country in any shape or form. So you're even more of a douche now :D

  • @L0rdRemington fuck you and fuck Italy and fuck America and fuck Australia get fuck piece of shit

    and yes i hate seein italians behaving like fucking gays and disrespect people in my own country so fuck yourself

  • ur dumb go die @larsyulia

  • @melvings oh piss off fag

  • u like being racist? do u also like being stupid? " Australia get fuck piece of shit" ur stupidity amuses me. Your from England huh? Australia and England are both by products of England. stupid cunt rag @larsyulia

  • @melvings alright Mate go fuck yourself

  • see ur so stupid ur come back doesnt even have any valid points... dumb inferior waste of flesh.. the night ur mother was working she shoulda stuck to HJs and BJs @larsyulia

  • @L0rdRemington oh by the way fuck Tool as well they`re sux

  • @larsyulia lolololololol okay so let me get this all straight now. You're a douche from England who specifically hates Italians, despite the fact that Italians have no real beef with England or English people and you look up bands you hate on youtube, just so you can hate on them and you have no concept of grammar e.g "they're sux". lololol awww what an adorable retard you are.

  • @L0rdRemington hahahaha adorable retard!! XD that shit is funny

  • @metalheadd1000 Stupid people are just the cutest lil fellas on the planet. They are like toddlers :P

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  • the piano is so incredible in this song, i think ill go learn it now... TOOL RULES

  • this is so stupid.... f***k itilian with their fucin cup o cwoofeeee ..

  • @yooni2sk4 Fuck you! Fucking american! Yankee!

  • @thISmurderous Said big fan of American music.lol What an idiot

  • I hope Mr. Manback got the message.

  • I hope someone in your family dies soon

  • i never knew the stroy behind this...well more than one person is saying what this is about, i hate when people try to interpret Tool without facts....anyone else know more about this guy and this incident??

  • this'll help me out for my italian class!

  • lets kill that italian piece of shit. ahhhhhh!

  • the piano and seagulls are so damn creepy but I LOLed at the dialoge

  • Since when has microsoft-Sam started calling death threats?

  • @tuqos This sounds nothing like Microsoft Sam...

  • @XxSeanOfDeathxX i'm sorry but who is microsoft Sam???i guess i missed it, please enlighten me

  • @msnikish A computer generated voice only Windows has.

  • XD, che minchione.

  • This italian was a real bastard... Ehy Guys, don't you want to see my version?

  • this gave me chills the first time I heard it...

  • "Figlio di puttana lo sai che sei un pezzo di merda?" :D

  • 4 people suck cocks on a airplane

  • anyone else thinks the music resembles moti ragnarokum by burzum

  • "i want your balls smashed" ......... :O

  • This is fucking creeeepy

  • At least Amricans aren't dying of cancer left and right 14 years from when this song was written.

  • this song is fucking creepy man.

  • Und kine Eier.

  • VAI A SUGARE CAZZI SU UN AEREO

  • @ginPP succare...

  • @ginPP a me sembra che dica : e vai sugare cazzi sul serio

  • This song is an actual message left on Gary Helsinger's (Hotsy Menshot) answering machine by a former friend from Italy, whom Gary had just kicked out of his apartment for stealing his roommate's belongings. "Harry Manback" is a reference to routine from the late comedian Bill Hicks. Maynard James Keenan and Danny Carey were both roommates of Bill Manspeaker during Green Jello, and Gary was later roommates with Maynard as well as Billy Howerdel of A Perfect Circle.

  • This song is an actual message left on Gary Helsinger's (Hotsy Menshot) answering machine by a former friend from Italy, whom Gary had just kicked out of his apartment for stealing his roommate's belongings. "Harry Manback" is a reference to routine from the late comedian Bill Hicks. Maynard James Keenan and Danny Carey were both roommates of Bill Manspeaker during Green Jello, and Gary was later roommates with Maynard as well as Billy Howerdel of A Perfect Circle.

  • this is an actual message left on Gary Helsinger's (Hotsy Menshot) answering machine by a former friend from Italy, whom Gary had just kicked out of his apartment for stealing his roommate's belongings. "Harry Manback" is a reference to routine from the late comedian Bill Hicks. Maynard James Keenan and Danny Carey were both roommates of Bill Manspeaker during Green Jello, and Gary was later roommates with Maynard as well as Billy Howerdel of A Perfect Circle

  • Too difficult to hear the audio. Bummer :(

  • "...You know you're gonna have another 'accident'? You know - I'm involved with 'black magic'? Fuck you. Die. Bastard. You think you're so cool, hmm? Asshole. And if I ever see your fucking face around, in Europe or Italy, well I'll -- That time I'm gonna kick your ass...

  • @EsheAhkura ...Fuck you. Fucking Americans, yankee.You're gonna die outta cancer, I promise. Bang bang. No one does what you did to me. You wanna know something? Fuck you. I want your balls smashed, eat shit. Bastard. Pezzo di merda, figlio di puttana..."

  • lol i like it when he says do you know i'm involved with black magic?

  • i don't know why but this is one of my favorite tool songs. for some reason it helps me relax.

  • can some1 tell me y this is on aenima, y harry is pissed, who hes talking too, and y he metions cancer, i would really like to know

  • @DYZ4 sì, ma io non ho capito perché l'hanno messa nell'album...

  • anyone kno who this guy is and why hes so distrot?

  • You wanna know something?

    Fuck you.

  • Yes, this is Harry Manback. Oh, hello, Maynard! How's it goin' man!

  • everyone here who has a problem.... your morons. He is saying piece of shit and son of a bitch.

  • Testo italiano

    figlio di puttana! sai che tu sei un pezzo di merda?!

  • CAN ANYONE TELL ME WHAT ITS ABOUT?, i heard it was sent to james maynard but im not sure!????

  • "you wanna know something?...fuck you..."

    lmfao...i say that all the time when im drunk...and i always think of this message...

  • weird thing is, roughly 1 in 3 americans are getting cancer now. messed up.

  • Heehehhe...

    Harry Man Back......

    Hehehehe...

  • This was actually a phone message to Harry Manback, a neighbor of Maynard James Keenan. This person was at Manback's house and was kicked out after emptying the fridge and running up a huge phone bill before anyone identified him.

  • whats a vendejo? is it a stupid vending machine? A sidewalk salesman wit too many watches on his arm? oh, you mean pendejo? well then by all means, you win the "PENDEJO DEL ANO" award.

  • It's so funny how he says all these things in such a calm voice. Beautiful piano work. Epic song.

  • i wish i could talk **** as well as this guy. it's practically poetry. notice how well it all flows. yah mauiwaui311, "you know something? **** you" favorite part. makes me smile.

  • I love this piece here, genius.

  • i heard harry was a dirty italian who stayed with maynard and got kicked out for racking up a huge phone bill

  • No, sorry, Harry Manback was the recipient of the message (an alias for a friend of Maynard's)

  • So, this Italian guy goes to Maynard's house uninvited. He claims to be a friend of a friend of Adam's. So, this guy empties the fridge and ranks up a high phone bill. So they kick his ass out, and this was the message he left Maynard in response.

    Add some beach ambiance, some sad music, and you got a work of art.

  • @NovusOpiateSecloru I heard that they were partying with this guy and ditched him in the middle of nowhere or something like that... I HATE RUMORS

  • @NovusOpiateSecloru i thought he left the message to adam?

  • lol

  • maynard got aids from his dad