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  • best video ever. <3

  • Actually its a chimp which is an ape.

  • There is an ad that says "I got your back Ray"

  • WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!

    did u just tell me that hes doing illegal stuff to get money from other ppl?

    WHAT ABOUT YOURE FAKE THUMBNAILS AND FAKE TITLES TO DO THE SAME FUCKING SHIT?!

    FUCK YOOOU

  • @ShadyRealRap96 this is coming from a guy who has shady records all over his channel and has and never has had anything to do with shady records. your fucking rap sucks, you lack talent in a major way and leave seriously ignorant comments on people's channel when they are more successful than you. i do believe this guy is the definite definition of the term: HATER. no sir, FUCK YOU!

  • @thetroll2019 what do u mean with: my fucking rap sucks? do u mean rap in total sucks or i suck at rapping? becouse i have no video of me rapping on youtube lol...

    and u judge MY channel name?! lets judge yours, motherfucker

    TheTroll, huh? right...do never feed a troll...im not gonna reply anymore ure just too stupid

  • @ShadyRealRap96 I'm sorry but you'd have to be retarded to fall for his blatantly wrong titles. "Santa Roofies Young German Girls." Were you about to boycott Christmas when you saw that title? Or were you expecting a porno? I would hope not.

  • @Markgangzta im not falling for this shit...but thousands...millions of ppl do...and its fucked up thats hes getting money for doing shit like this and NO! IM NOT JEALOUS!

    but becouse of ppl like phil, the world is so fucked up

  • @ShadyRealRap96 Stealing content is a completely different thing. Phils titles aren't fake, they are a mash up of all the containing stories in the PDS, if you are too stupid to work this out you shouldn't even be here.

  • @lstacherski if ure too stupid to understand this tactic than YOU shouldnt even be on fucking YouTube, dumbass!

  • @ShadyRealRap96 you're a dumbass, I'm the one that told you that you fucking idiot. Go play with someone else, you might have a chance then.

  • @lstacherski  haha...grow the fuck up!

    its sad becouse im a 15 year old telling you this

  • hurts me to say that...but u both fucking suck, asshole....

    u use sooo much fake thumbnails and titles just to get money off brainless dumb fucks...and Ray just steals videos and isnt even funny

    oh..and ure ugly as fuck biatch

    go die...

  • The funny thing is that Phil was actually right for around a Day about the copyright issues when Ray's channel got temporally removed for copyright abuse ?

  • lol you're no.15 now most subscribed

  • you are such a troll

  • holy crap you are a really thick person if you can't string two sentences together without jump cuts

  • i like and respect this guy. but there is one thing that bugged me about what he said.

    i know alot of people say ray isnt really that funny and stuff. and that he shows videos illegally.

    but the thing is. everyone does that. dont they?. and plus by showing the videos on his channel works both ways. by showing it on his channel makes that video more known and famous.

    and p.s. where is phills proof of ray making millions of money from youtubing?.

    the imprition at the start was way off btw

  • phillyd shuld be #1

  • @bvans187 u tell'em

  • Who else watched it till the end ? :D

  • Sigh* and now RWJ has become #1, tells even shittier jokes than he used to, doesn't even write all his own content, and the only content of his that I've enjoyed in the past year was when Kassem hosted his show. on a side note, I had forgotten about this video. Made me laugh my fucking ass off :p

  • unsubed ...

  • PHIL IS A HATER ... WOW ... didn't see that coming ... although I knew he was kinda douchey ...

  • @EllysaE wow, you're supid. 

  • @Theowest He is ...

  • Its like he is telling us the future!!!

  • And now hes gone! #WIN

  • now i know how annoying as fuck your are sxephil, never knew jealousy got to ya. he got more subscribers than you. get over it. and for you sxephil fanboys, RayWJ isn't my favourite youtuber Shaycarl is.. i'm just annoyed from phil..

  • oh god, whos gonna win the gayest fight ever, the tool or the douche

  • @psycho826 this was uploaded in 2010 dude. its way way old.

  • @chessfreak554 so the suspense has built up?

  • You can't even compare them its like comparing cartoon network to the news channel Phil tells us about things going on in the world things that I my self and I'm sure a lot of others wouldn't know without him and ray shows us funny viral videos so we don't have to type "funny sh!t" into the browser and hope something good comes up I like them both and think they are two completely dif categories. so hate elsewhere pawns!! Haha

  • I like phil, but he just puts sexy girls as his video tumbnail's and he just talks about "other people's" content, Raywilliamjohnson does the same but he shows the content (which I know is illegal) but is basically the same thing but better :L and RWJ has 2 other successful channels where all the content is his own. Plus now he has 5,000,000 subs so that kinda says something ( ps, i know this vid was made way b4 that though ) :D

  • And this is why I love Phil. Fuck off Ray William Johnson.

  • honestly idk how he got so many subs just put 1 viral video and 2 random videos make SHITTY jokes and you'll be #1 most subbed on youtube.. and tbh to me the first two should be nigahiga and sxephil who naturally entertain their audiences

  • Phil, you used to blink a shit-ton back in the day.

  • i cm to know act this douchebag only because he said something act rwj, otherwise i don't even know him

  • @dipanshuparti ...what?

  • I'll watch PhillyD any time over RWJ. At least Phil has the common courtesy to know when to draw the line when it comes to off color jokes (Ray, your pedophile, rapist, and molestation jokes are old and not funny any more unless you're 12).

  • this video is hilarious. 

  • So, it's solved then. How do you find all of the people who hate Ray William Johnson, why, you simply go on his competitor's channel. 4.8 million people wouldn't be subscribed if it wasn't good.

  • RWJ dosen't even write his own scripts anymore. His jokes suck and he could care less about his viewers

  • If you watch the old BreakingNYC videos, you can see that Ray is actually human and not a douchbag. Things really seemed to go to hell when he moved to LA and collected a circle of fratboy friends and writers. It's sad to see him do the lame, LCD crap (both personally and in his show) that would have embarrassed him just two years ago.

    So sad. I've unsubscribed, and wish many more people would do the same. A hit to his pocketbook might wake him up.

  • @djarum69 I completely agree. When I watched the old BreakingNYC videos, he seemed so human which is why I liked watching it. Even though I have never watched =3 since I don't think it's funny, it was nice to watch him do normal things. But now since he moved to LA, he just seems different. And I can't quite put my finger on what it is, but I guess like you said he just seems like more of a douchebag.

  • @djarum69 So true. I'm still subbed to him because occasionally, he can make me laugh with his videos but it's more just for wacky videos. His ego is insane now, never changes ANYTHING and has the same humour pretty much every episode. Quite right, when he moved to LA and created "yourfavoritemartian" he became an absolute douche. HE DOESN'T EVEN WRITE SCRIPTS FOR THE SHOWS ANYMORE - that is fucked.

  • If you watch the old BreakingNYC videos, you can see that Ray is actually human and not a douchbag. Things really seemed to go to hell when he moved to LA and collected a circle of fratboy friends and writers. It's sad to see him do the lame, LCD crap (both personally and in his show) that would have embarrassed him just two years ago.

    So sad. I've unsubscribed, and wish many more people would do the same. A hit to his pocketbook might wake him up.

  • YOu have earned a subscriber. RWJ is a rasict douchbag.

  • Boooooo!!!

  • u shake a lot!!

  • Well for the question, my dad. I was inspired to not be a total fake person, or a complete let down....er.... Yeah. Kind of a downer BUUUUUUUT

    Hey, I'm a Senior in High School, soon to have copious amount of bloody entrails wrapped around me and thrown into shark infested waters!!!! :D

    Pretty Kitty?

  • The other day I watched a =3 episode. I actually watched past the credits, which I never usually do, and noticed the crew working on the show now. While I've noticed how Ray gets more and more boring, the more people work on his show. He seriously needs six writers to think of lame sex-related jokes? Then I got reminded of this video and went to watch it again.

    While I've gotten tired of several youtubers through the years, like Ray, I'll never get tired of you Phil. You're true.

  • I watched a PDS a long time ago, and forgot about it. I didn't discover him again until my friend turned me onto =3 and while ray is funny for a while, he gets old very fast because it's literally the same show with different viral videos. So, while I am still subscribed to RWJ's channel, I watch the PDS as soon as I see a new video show up, while Ray sits on the back burner and gets a view from me maybe once a month. I am proud to be part of the sxephil Nation.

  • haha,

    a little bit of bitchy jealousy is funny,phil

  • Oh the irony.

  • I watched both of them for a while. When it comes to being funny: both of them are not funny. For RWJ, he needs to be funny because his "show" is "comedy" but for Phil he doesn't need to be funny because he is basically delivering news & his opinions. I, however, would much rather watch Phil than RWJ. IMO anyone who relies mainly on sex jokes is NOT funny.

    msg to u & myself; STOP WASTING YOUR TIME WATCHING OTHER PPL LIVE THEIR LIVES. GET UP & DO SOMETHING THAT WILL BENEFIT U & UR SOCIETY

  • Phil=sore loser

  • Laugh at 1:24=the moment I fell in love with you!

  • ohli i love your videos so much!!! 

  • @RyzkiHD That doesn't make him better.

  • @RyzkiHD why are you defending the bob saget of youtube?

  • I STILL LOVE THIS EPISODE!

  • still*

  • now that RWJ is #1. he has turned into to like the biggest douchebag on youtube. Now im a fan but he is starting to lose me day by day. and after he became #1 he started missing show and other bullshit. As for Phill you sir are is cool with me. Matt and i tweet from time to time. you and your staff/friends are still down to earth people. I gots mad man love for ya. (No Homo)

  • @oJcOoLo but rwj's not just turning into a douchebag, he has been one

  • @oJcOoLo I feel the same way. Now that he has a crew behind him it all seems so fake. He doesn't say names anymore, he uses these stupid effects and no more "doin your mom"

  • @oJcOoLo Nah, Peter Chao is the biggest douche on YouTube. But thats why I love him!

  • @oJcOoLo He has a right to be one XD he IS 1# on youtube afterall..... You can't say you wouldn't feel like a king being all number 1 and shit XD

  • I love you. Seriously. You may be my favorite youtuber.

  • Your so much better than Ray your content is yours you have a right to be proud

  • QOTD: My favorite disappointment was finding out that Santa wasn't real. It inspired me to stop believing whatever anybody said was automatically true and think logically

  • Its a good thing to keep your show more or less yours. I wouldn't know where to start one myself.

  • ray is awsome at talking about internet stuff, which i use alot, phil is awsome at talking about real life stuff, which is what i need, i have them both thanks to youtube :D so shut up and enjoy the free videos people! xD

  • Now he is #1 and you're #13 lol

  • @ineedsf now rwj is number 0 and sxephil is numbah 1

  • *vomits*

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  • @Sandchompedz yeasand your vids are so good ................

  • what a sexy laugh

  • Face it. Alot of YouTube partners don't like RWJ. Also, this is a very accurate imitation of RWJ videos. All those scene cutting makes it really hard to understand what he's saying.

  • Their both really funny so why do we have to have a fight about who's better?

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  • Robert De Niro, disappointment because lately he's chosen to be in some bad films. Inspired me to be an actor.

  • and the only reason sxephil made this cuz he wanted more subs to make more money and this vid has just as many jumpcuts as an rwj vids

  • both of them are youtube whores so who cares

  • The only reason RWJ is the most subscribed on youtube is because 90% of his viewers are just mindless 12 year olds that will follow him even though he's getting shitter and shitter. Especialy with his new "song" bullshit that is just another example of his 12 year old viewers. That "yourfavoritemartian" channel is only on the top subscribed page is because of his fanboys.

  • Phil... I have to say I'm disappointed. I thought you were better than trolling on RWJ. And yes, yes I did just use a RWJ phrase on you.

  • I like both.

    I don't care bout their feud

  • Anyone that wants to say that ray isn't successful needs to give their head a shake

  • @marcelobos

    So is Snooki

  • @thefancysticks must not be that successful cause i have no idea who that is

  • @marcelobos

    lol ur right hes apparently the "youtubes first millionare"

  • if phill is so good like u say then why the fuck is he jealous?!

  • @AlexEdgeJohnson beucuse he is not fucking jesus

  • @XUchihaXObitoX P.S We Got Dicks Like Jesus!

  • @AlexEdgeJohnson ...............so i have a beard like jesus dos not make me jesus

  • @XUchihaXObitoX its a song.. take a joke dude! People these days v.v

  • @AlexEdgeJohnson ..........i can take a joke dos not mean i have to laugh at you lame ass joke

  • :)

  • lol extreme high level of jealousy.

  • i don't know why i missed this last year, but it's HILARIOUS! i really don't get why people like RWJ. dont think ill ever stop loving his videos, and he looks rather handsome when he laughs at himself (at 1:24) i love everything about your show, although the amount of boobs could be decreased a bit, it makes poeple think im a bit weird when they see my screen.

  • ray is the best youtuber.... u r just jealous..

  • @shankar987654321 Please tell me you're kidding... sxephil is incredibly well known on here

  • @shankar987654321 Ray has gotten irritating.

  • I don't like sxephil in general, I find the jump cuts very irritating, but admittedly the RWJ parody was very funny. I fucking hate that guy.

  • @AlexEdgeJohnson I didn't. You're an idiot. Now I did

  • @willsucko101 idc what u think so keep talking, i dont care, i dont even see a thing.

  • Ray uses the same immature jokes as he did since day one. I dont see how people are actually sticking by him still.

  • The reason RWJ is the most subscribed is because the general population of youtubers are mindless. I used to like ray, but his new videos are shit. He is not funny at all. The only good part of one of his videos is the videos that he is reviewing. Plus all his new autotune song stuff is shit. Overall I think Phil wins this one for actually being funny, plus I learn about news and world events.

  • @INTERSTELLARSTUDI0S no one asked for ur opinion dude, every one has their opinion n they should keep it to them selfs.

  • @AlexEdgeJohnson The video uploader has the right to enable the comments section for viewers to express their different feelings and opinions. By enabling this feature, every viewer is being asked to publicly state their own individual opinion.

  • @AlexEdgeJohnson

    no one needs to ask. i can say what i think. i believe opinions should be shared on topics. so calm down little rwj fan

  • Haha it's funny because RWJ isn't funny.

  • wow.. too jealous dont u think so? n btw RWJ is the #1 most subbed today, shows whose really good n who isn't.

  • @AlexEdgeJohnson uhm no, everything phil says in this video is correct. rwj uses other peoples content and makes money.

  • @MickyyisMick excuse him for being smart.

  • @AlexEdgeJohnson it's illegal.

  • @MickyyisMick Its not your problem, he can deal with his own problems,its not like everything u watch is legal (no offense to u ) but i mean come on, dude!

  • @AlexEdgeJohnson i dont gain material wealth through watching 'illegal content'

  • @AlexEdgeJohnson Yep, so smart. Just like his loyal followers

  • @willsucko101 dont offend me.

  • @AlexEdgeJohnson Actually it shows how many pre-pubescent kids are on youtube.

  • @AlexEdgeJohnson

    "and", not "n"

    "who'se", not "whose"

    and "StupidPieceOfShit", not "AlexEdgeJohnson"

  • @thefancysticks so u fixed my grammar, then what? u look so cool right now -.- whatever.

  • phil i love you

  • I feel like i'm watchin an internet version of late night tv.

    johnny carson inspired david letterman and now jay leno is getting the most views but without eachother there is no competition.

    and that is how we haz internets.

  • I like this angry three segment

  • To bad that RWJ is the most subscribed user one youtube u faggot!

  • @Fresh2Death738 yeah cause he puts cool clips in his videos...... that is the only reason why people watch it his show, without them he is nothing. he isn't funny, he's not talented, he's annoying....

  • i love you phil

  • my fave dissapointment,

    phils 'Subbies" or "fans"

    they are ditching him for RWJ

    they inspire me to keep being phils subbie :) i dont need all you F$*king haters. 

  • Fuck you phil RWJ All Day

  • RWJ is now #1 Subscribed on youtube.

  • That being said, I agree with Kassemg doing a better job with =3. The difference between RWJ and Kassemg is that Kassem is a comedian. Ray is just a guy making videos about other people's videos.

  • I like both RWJ and Phil. To be honest, there aren't too many Youtubers who make original content and are as famous as RWJ. And if there are, there is always going to be some asshole who trolls the videos with the same damn comments that RWJ and Phil get.

    So just watch Phil or ignore his videos. He does a great job of talking about world issues.

  • @jamgrieve Thank you for having an opinion that makes sense instead of simply, "Fuck Phil" or "Fuck RWJ". Maybe common sense is still alive.

  • cant believe you act like this.

  • What a dumbass. Both RWJ & Sxephil suck.

    Ray for being a thief

    and Sxephil for being a whore.

    And BOTH for being sore losers. Phil goes up and makes a bad Ray parody, and Ray changes the title of Pancake Mix! to Troll me and Thumbs Me Down!

  • @LaughTrack55 Seriously. Both of them are no talent butthurt douches.

  • @LaughTrack55 Accurate.

  • did Ray ever get back at him for this?

  • @bluthngsx How could he possibly top this?

  • @bluthngsx

    no

    he is to damn famous

  • @bluthngsx No.

  • "omfg rwj only makes videos of videos that are already famous"

    and phil really makes his own shit?

    he just reads the news to his webcam.

  • @blackscent he actually comments on them in intelligent ways.. common dont even compare them

  • kassem shows that he can do 10x better than rwj at his own show

  • *11th most subscribed of all time....both of shane dawsons channel beat you, misteryguitarman beat you somehow cant wait till barelypolitical, freddiew and KassemG go higher than you

  • u all say what u wanna but RAY clearly won

  • rwj is not funny, he tries toooo hard to be funny, his jokes are from 15yrs old middle school, and now he singing and using autotune, in reality he cant sing. the truth is the only reason people watch his video is cause of the viral videos.

  • Lol(: your laugh xD not gunna lie, its cute :P

  • poor ray... cant we just like both?

  • i prefer Daniel Tosh better cause atleast hes funny and its stupid how people talk about the pics of hot chicks phily d puts when rwj says immature things like "balls" and "fake and gay"

  • RWJ = Fail version of Daniel Tosh

  • @michaelbalalis ray much better then Philip

  • @michaelbalalis lmao I know right?

  • @michaelbalalis lol Dude, RWJ made youtube videos way before those corporate bastards came up with the Idea for Tosh.0 and stuck Daniel Tosh there.

    Personally, I like both RWJ(even though his material started to deteriorate) and DeFranco alike. Just because PhiliD doesn't agree with the content RWJ uploads doesn't mean you have to follow blindly, just saying. At the end of the day, both of them are doing what they want and making lots of money in the process, which to me is pretty badass. Yeah.

  • I -3 this it's too funny! :-)

  • Talking about copyrights, do you have permission to use those Heidi Montag pictures?

  • wow, philosiphizing i like it, perfect 4 oclock in the morning video

  • u suck rwj way better than u bitch

  • @Fleam2298 Your level of intelligence is displayed in your well-constructed comment. You're obviously under 16, which renders your opinion semi-invalid.

  • i dont have anything aganst ray. i'm subscribed to him. etc. but this video is one of my favorites!!!! your smile at 1:23 is E-P-I-C!!!!! :D

    pure awesome :D

  • The fact that it was obviously for comedic effect more than bashing RWJ kinda just destroys all of your credibility for hating on Phil... Bottom line I would have sex with both of them

  • 6 figs a year!!!??

    Naw, everyday people are really talented as well if not more talented, and work hard, and don't get 6 figs a year.

    such bullshit.

    Marlon Brando once said, "never confuse the size of your paycheck with the size of your talent".

  • @VenMethod is that the same with dick size I DON"T KNOW I'M JUST SAYIN i like Phil better than Ray Phil IS MUCH FUNNYER

  • I watched some of your videos and i dont wanna be a smart4ss but heres what i think:

    1. The HUGE GAP between your subscribers, channel view's and Ray's, makes your attempt vain.

    2. You srsly need a style man, when i first looked at your appearance i was like "man i cant stand staring @ his face for 5 minutes". AND he's a youtube partner just like you with over one billion upload views(not even counting his subchannels), so if anything was illegal, youtube would make him PAY.

  • RWj is #1 most subscribed.

    And where are you Phil?

    Oh yeah, that's right, you are #11.

    See where jealousy takes you.

  • Does anybody else get pissed off that these youtube celebs make 6 figs a year?

    they should not get any money.

  • @VenMethod There are many YouTubers who are really talented. They deserve money.

  • wth Phil gets half of his views from posting hot girls as his thumbnails and then he says that RWJ is breaking the rules yet YouTube specifically says not to post irrelevant thumbnails like he does but he knows they wont ban him because they know he is entertaining millions of their viewers. He's just jealous that RWJ found a better way to cheat the system.