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  • Lmao he gt on his knees!!

  • 13cent = 4 feet

  • What is the song he's singing in the car? I want it!!

  • @kingwinta07 thats the rebecca black- friday parody that he did with tpindell. its on his channel

  • Awesome

  • Wheres your gun? 

  • That was a nice gun.

  • how cum everytime dashie slam da door on sumbody he turn around 2 dem

  • i been to disney world but thats besides the point lol

  • @koopa12345678910 i dont know how you did that but thats besideds the point lol

  • how come dashie always b gettin shot in his vids?

  • U should do a show wit spoen reasons his funny azz plus yo supaa funny azz equals every one shits demselves to every word u say u could say dashie: hi. somwhere in the crowd:SQUIRT AWW SHIT!!!!!

  • Hahaha! OMG dat man said lil bitch hmm dashie: yea a dats wat I said den dat gun came out he said oh shit who I make the check out too

  • when dashie said sir plz i laughed it was a sexy voice

  • HOW DOES EVERYONE TELEPORT INTO HIS HOUSE.

  • Dude just hopped the fence. lol

  • dashie is the funnyies person ever

  • he is funny as f***. s*** he should become the funniest thing on earth. s***

  • Lmfaoo

  • Sir Please can I get some kind of download link

    And Sir Please you make me laugh to hard.

  • sir please :c

  • 3:18 hahhhahahahahahahah

  • $300 for one!?

    No! For the whole bag...

  • 2:03 oh look theres a squirrel

  • Sir Please!

  • "Thirteen cents? Alright let me tell you how far this gonna take you." *Drives for 2 seconds*

    "Bout' right there man." ROFL

  • nice

  • dashie really needs better security....

  • hahaha ill knock it down, 200. xD

  • Man the only thing I could getchu is a ASSWHOOPIN!

  • i love how dashie says fuck LMAO

  • So who does the go to lol

  • this came up on number 3 on google search

  • I wonder why Dashie hates it when it's Northeast? :-\

  • Sir please post a video on ea sports

  • you acting a little bitch right now.

    im acting like a lil bitch?

    yea..

    *pulls out gun*

    ohh shit.. *looks for checks*

    dashie crazy

  • SIR PLEASE!!!!!!

  • this isnt funny!

  • these sir please videos are on point.... luv yo videos. luv em!

  • Yo we saw the video. No need to quote the lines. So Chiiiiiiiilll xD

  • SIR PLEASE!

    

  • 1000th comment!!!!!! w00t and dashie is epic and awesome

  • Sir Please

  • candy bars m&ms nope

  • DASHIE:U ACTING LIKE A LITTLE BITCH

    WHITE GUY: O LITTLE BITCH * mumbles* TAKES OUT GUN

    DASHIE: O SO WHO DO I MAKE THE CHECK OUT TO

    LMFAO

  • lmao iight check this out

  • go on my channel to watch my weird video

  • this video gets funnier every time that i watch it LOL.

  • Trying to help his son with candy bars 2:17 candy bars isnt m and ms

  • He owes that boy 13¢

  • thats beside tha point lmfao

  • YO MAMA IS SO FAT THAT SHE DOSENT NEED A BUTTON TO MAKE THE ELEVATOR GO DOWN

  • Thats besides the point,lemme get some random thumbs up for no reason

  • Sir Please! C'mon!

  • THIS MY SHITTT!!!

  • His checkbook came out so fast! sir please at the end was funny as hell!

  • Sir Please! Funniest shit on the net

  • where can I get that version of Friday????

  • @SOADLVR4l

    It's in his channel.

  • see how fast his check book came out LMAO!!

  • oh my hw the tables have turned :O lmmmaaaooooo

  • 35 dislike

    SIR PLEASE

  • IT WAS 12 CENTS!!!

  • LMFAO I LUV HOW AT THE END THE GUY GOT A GUN DASHIE UR LIKE "WHO DO I MAKE THE CHECK OUT TO? SIR PLEASE" LOL I FELL OFF MY CHAIR LAFFIN

  • THAT BITCH KILLED DASHIE!

  • These skits are better then these famous ones on here!

  • These videos are awesome, I don't know how you think these up.

  • I seen this video over a month ago and i just favored it now lol swell fucking video Dashie is awesome.

  • thirteen cents? lemme tell ya how far this will take you lmao

  • In The Beqqiinq Wen Dashie Was Runninq.. I Think Hes Boleqed

  • I FUCKING DIED WHEN HE PULLED THE CHECK OUT !

  • funny as fuck

  • ok who am i writing the check out 2 

  • Dude was like u a bitch and the Otha dude was like pullin out a gun and then the other guy was like sir please

  • what a twist! lol

    

  • white guy: can u get me

    dashie:WTF!!! THE ONLY THING IMA GIVE U IZ A ASS WHOOPIN!!!!

    ME: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • LOL 0:36 0:44

  • "lil bitch huh, ok wait who do i make this out to sir please

  • he said breath is hot gotta brush my teeth

    

  • 13 cents...3 coins...OBJECTION!!!

  • LOL the song is id that 4 real xD

  • He kept the white guys 13 cents.. haha

  • @Hudrose Florida. Everywhere you go in South Florida it looks like.

  • Damn wonder where he lives shit looks mad nice

  • That guy is so cute!

  • hahahaAA!!!

  • THUMBS UP IF YOU NOTICED DASHIE KEPT DAT NIGGA MONEY HAHAHAHA

    TEAMPHRESH . BLOGSPOT . COM

  • Sir Please cmon

  • who  do i write the check to u or your son you or your son sir please!!!!!!!!!

  • Dashie has a Mazda. WOOH. :D

  • dis mf going around and around 0:33 - 0:47

  • funny shit little bitch huh sir plz

  • 300 dollars for one.. no the whole bag xD!!!

  • sir plz!!

  • He Kept the change LMAO

  • THIS MY SHIT!!! HAHAHA

  • that nigga sed sir olease at the end lol

  • Thirteen cents? Alright, let me tell you how far this is gonna take. *Drives for two seconds* About right there, man. LMFAO!

  • Lmfao, "You know where that's gonna get you?" *drives up a bit* "Right there" Lmfao

  • *Dashie is jogging and the guy comes up behind him* The guy: hey can u get me Dashie: the only thing imma get u is an a**whuppen *dashie starts running faster* LMAOOOOOOO ROTFL

  • He didnt even give the 13 cents back

  • SIR PLEASE C'MON

  • Ma'am, please!

    Coming soon?

    

  • HOLLY FUCK i just laughted SO FUCKING HIGH!!!!!!!!!! awesome

    dude dashie got an akura car KICK ASS YO!!!!!!

  • Why does dashie gets always shot at the end man?

  • nigga please should be his next video

  • its all intense and shit - the guys dissing him "yeah nigga you actin like a lil bitOH SHIT. ok ok ok" HAHA

  • yo took his 13 cents

  • 0:40 THIS MY SHIT LOL!!!

  • He was about to die when he said $250 xD

  • Thats beside the point! I LOVE WHEN YOU DO THAT!

  • lol

  • he took his 13 cents LOL

  • dashie at the end sir please

  • AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA OMG!!!

  • you should really check your place, cuz seems to be every person you close out seems to get in.

  • LOL!

  • dang...that dude pulled a barney on you...teleported himself into ur house hahahaha

  • In every single video Dashie dies at the end haha

  • HAAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHA­

  • You just got jacked out of13 cents

  • the sir please guy is sooo cutee

  • this is what happens everytime i go to the bank 3:27

  • We want Sir Please 2!!

  • 11:59 waking up in the morning breakfeast hot got to brush my teeth hungry ass fuck got to have cereal pshhhh i dont know which ima pick " THIS MY SHIT " wtf i dont have time for please dont

  • @KaishlaMarie its BREATH IS HOT not breakfast :p

  • @KaishlaMarie He said breath is hot -_-

  • @KaishlaMarie he said waking up in the morning breath is hot got to brush my teeth haha fail

  • @KaishlaMarie whats the song?

  • dam this shit still my favorite

  • i dun watched this shit about 13 x to fuckin day 

  • 2:48 at nine o'clock am surveys don rock n

    LOL

  • My god the captions are too funny

    0:23 profile david alabama cancer passed welfare clients

    1:12 car for we talked to me is probably like drizzling fairy tale

    1:33 thirty cents direct them to jail for the starting line

    LOL!!!!

  • SIR PLEASE! take your hat off

  • lol der should be a MAM PLEASE!

  • "who do i make the checkout to...SIR PLEASE!!!"

    lol

  • He stole his 13 cents..

  • SIR PLEASE!!!

  • he said i hate it when its north east LOL

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  • @nak201 i dont get that lol

  • @Taigacan well if you've lived in Miami for example, you hate it when is north east =)

  • @nak201 whats that supposed to mean? sounds hilarious lol

  • i feel bad for him lol

  • Why did his girlfriend kick him out of his own house I would have been like my house get out of here

  • lol he said its around the corner but its 35miles

  • your super funny

  • Can You Get Me! Only Thing I'm Get You Is Ass Whoop'n! *Fred Flinstone Run*

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  • This may be my favorite video of yours.

  • he dies more times than i take a shit

  • why do all his vids end with him dieing omg

  • haha im sayin tho my boy ,how r u gonna keep the 13 cents at 1:28 n drive off haha

  • Count How Many Times He Says What The Fu*k

  • Count How Many Times He Says What The Fu*k

  • WHATS THE SONG AT 0:33 ....SIR PLEASE ?!

  • @RadovanEdmond Thats His Parody Song Of Friday With TPindell...Its On This Channel!

  • 3:19 the best part

  • SIR PLEASE GET A LOAD OF THESE, SWEET CHERRIES

  • Dashie never gave the guys 13 cents back lmfao

  • he jumped over a fence talking about could you get me fuck wrong with this nigga dashie was right to haul ass lmao

  • wat song is he singin in the car?

  • @MrM1SCHI3F PLEAASSEE tell me that your kidding aboutt hat just tell m that

  • @TheBasketballer94 of course i am, wat kind of fan wuld i be if i didnt know when dashie be singin his own song!!!

  • @MrM1SCHI3F dude i have to be honest if you subscrided to dashie you have seen the Friday Joint you almost scared me

  • SIR PLEASE 2!!

  • LOL that was crazy Ending Sir Please