U should do a show wit spoen reasons his funny azz plus yo supaa funny azz equals every one shits demselves to every word u say u could say dashie: hi. somwhere in the crowd:SQUIRT AWW SHIT!!!!!
*Dashie is jogging and the guy comes up behind him* The guy: hey can u get me Dashie: the only thing imma get u is an a**whuppen *dashie starts running faster* LMAOOOOOOO ROTFL
11:59 waking up in the morning breakfeast hot got to brush my teeth hungry ass fuck got to have cereal pshhhh i dont know which ima pick " THIS MY SHIT " wtf i dont have time for please dont
Lmao he gt on his knees!!
allihaveistalent 1 day ago
13cent = 4 feet
TeddyTheBear487 1 day ago
What is the song he's singing in the car? I want it!!
kingwinta07 2 days ago
@kingwinta07 thats the rebecca black- friday parody that he did with tpindell. its on his channel
johnathan3gameking 2 days ago
Awesome
kingwinta07 2 days ago
Wheres your gun?
darkendfresh 1 week ago
That was a nice gun.
DeadOnArrival45 1 week ago
how cum everytime dashie slam da door on sumbody he turn around 2 dem
CRAZY8TUBE 1 week ago
i been to disney world but thats besides the point lol
koopa12345678910 1 week ago
@koopa12345678910 i dont know how you did that but thats besideds the point lol
ultraness1 3 days ago
how come dashie always b gettin shot in his vids?
XXMalikFReSHXx 2 weeks ago
U should do a show wit spoen reasons his funny azz plus yo supaa funny azz equals every one shits demselves to every word u say u could say dashie: hi. somwhere in the crowd:SQUIRT AWW SHIT!!!!!
Killadead119 2 weeks ago
Hahaha! OMG dat man said lil bitch hmm dashie: yea a dats wat I said den dat gun came out he said oh shit who I make the check out too
Killadead119 2 weeks ago
when dashie said sir plz i laughed it was a sexy voice
xcrazykillerx08 2 weeks ago
HOW DOES EVERYONE TELEPORT INTO HIS HOUSE.
Relyk2 3 weeks ago 6
Dude just hopped the fence. lol
stevedag5 4 weeks ago
dashie is the funnyies person ever
bmartin177 1 month ago
he is funny as f***. s*** he should become the funniest thing on earth. s***
amazing10188 1 month ago
Lmfaoo
bmxcaution6co 1 month ago
Sir Please can I get some kind of download link
And Sir Please you make me laugh to hard.
n1kexClutch398 1 month ago
sir please :c
TickleMyLovebugg 1 month ago
3:18 hahhhahahahahahahah
LOVERcallofduty 1 month ago
$300 for one!?
No! For the whole bag...
DanceInTheDark23 1 month ago
2:03 oh look theres a squirrel
nukeman2011 1 month ago
Sir Please!
Derralllewis 1 month ago
"Thirteen cents? Alright let me tell you how far this gonna take you." *Drives for 2 seconds*
"Bout' right there man." ROFL
Mightytiger123 1 month ago
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looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
COBStudiosUK 1 month ago
nice
hitmanboss711 1 month ago
dashie really needs better security....
wmickel15 1 month ago in playlist More videos from DashieXP
hahaha ill knock it down, 200. xD
DdayVoltris95 1 month ago
Man the only thing I could getchu is a ASSWHOOPIN!
kahutec 1 month ago
i love how dashie says fuck LMAO
tmaster2010 1 month ago 3
So who does the go to lol
jkevon78 1 month ago
this came up on number 3 on google search
SuperOreoify 1 month ago
I wonder why Dashie hates it when it's Northeast? :-\
AngieVirgoXP 2 months ago 47
Sir please post a video on ea sports
newboy818 2 months ago
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you acting a little bitch right now.
im acting like a lil bitch?
yea..
*pulls out gun*
ohh shit.. *looks for checks*
dashie crazy
bboyshadow07 2 months ago
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you acting a little bitch right now.
im acting like a lil bitch?
yea..
*pulls out gun*
ohh shit.. *looks for checks*
dashie crazy
bboyshadow07 2 months ago
you acting a little bitch right now.
im acting like a lil bitch?
yea..
*pulls out gun*
ohh shit.. *looks for checks*
dashie crazy
bboyshadow07 2 months ago
SIR PLEASE!!!!!!
DaTruthHurtzzzz 2 months ago
this isnt funny!
TacoMonkey12345 2 months ago
these sir please videos are on point.... luv yo videos. luv em!
PrettyniceB 2 months ago
Yo we saw the video. No need to quote the lines. So Chiiiiiiiilll xD
HCopterWaldo 2 months ago 2
SIR PLEASE!
funny56073 2 months ago
1000th comment!!!!!! w00t and dashie is epic and awesome
xxawesomenessxx77 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
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DASHIE:U ACTING LIKE A LITTLE BITCH
WHITE GUY: O LITTLE BITCH * mumbles* TAKES OUT GUN
DASHIE: O SO WHO DO I MAKE THE CHECK OUT TO, *goes onto his knees* SIR PLEASE !
mcvet91 2 months ago
Sir Please
shenzhenprostitute 2 months ago
candy bars m&ms nope
Cejo871 2 months ago
DASHIE:U ACTING LIKE A LITTLE BITCH
WHITE GUY: O LITTLE BITCH * mumbles* TAKES OUT GUN
DASHIE: O SO WHO DO I MAKE THE CHECK OUT TO
LMFAO
spitzhotfiya 2 months ago
lmao iight check this out
imagwearinbapes 2 months ago
go on my channel to watch my weird video
chicken4c 2 months ago
this video gets funnier every time that i watch it LOL.
largest85 2 months ago 24
Trying to help his son with candy bars 2:17 candy bars isnt m and ms
LilBoy12Years 2 months ago
He owes that boy 13¢
iwasale1696 2 months ago
thats beside tha point lmfao
supakane23 2 months ago
YO MAMA IS SO FAT THAT SHE DOSENT NEED A BUTTON TO MAKE THE ELEVATOR GO DOWN
LilBoy12Years 2 months ago
Thats besides the point,lemme get some random thumbs up for no reason
boyblaze39 2 months ago
Sir Please! C'mon!
tdhjones95 2 months ago
THIS MY SHITTT!!!
GBMatches123 2 months ago
His checkbook came out so fast! sir please at the end was funny as hell!
4633n 2 months ago
Sir Please! Funniest shit on the net
THEORYZ1 2 months ago
where can I get that version of Friday????
SOADLVR4l 2 months ago
@SOADLVR4l
It's in his channel.
macrul3z 2 months ago
see how fast his check book came out LMAO!!
kingpin12345676 2 months ago
oh my hw the tables have turned :O lmmmaaaooooo
iSwaggerificChicAli 2 months ago
35 dislike
SIR PLEASE
coolmatt1019 2 months ago
IT WAS 12 CENTS!!!
CoolReviews1000 2 months ago
LMFAO I LUV HOW AT THE END THE GUY GOT A GUN DASHIE UR LIKE "WHO DO I MAKE THE CHECK OUT TO? SIR PLEASE" LOL I FELL OFF MY CHAIR LAFFIN
Gleelova101 2 months ago
THAT BITCH KILLED DASHIE!
bloochocolate191 2 months ago
These skits are better then these famous ones on here!
TaliaCB 3 months ago in playlist More videos from DashieXP
These videos are awesome, I don't know how you think these up.
RapperJJJ 3 months ago
I seen this video over a month ago and i just favored it now lol swell fucking video Dashie is awesome.
largest85 3 months ago
thirteen cents? lemme tell ya how far this will take you lmao
BiggAnttDaFirst 3 months ago
In The Beqqiinq Wen Dashie Was Runninq.. I Think Hes Boleqed
HatersFree1 3 months ago
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iv'e never seen dashie without a cap....
Androide140 3 months ago
I FUCKING DIED WHEN HE PULLED THE CHECK OUT !
lolidk40 3 months ago
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sir please thumbs up my comment sir please
FPSJ3FF 3 months ago
funny as fuck
TheJoel265 3 months ago
ok who am i writing the check out 2
011giant 3 months ago
Dude was like u a bitch and the Otha dude was like pullin out a gun and then the other guy was like sir please
devinheath07 3 months ago
what a twist! lol
lucashodges20 3 months ago
white guy: can u get me
dashie:WTF!!! THE ONLY THING IMA GIVE U IZ A ASS WHOOPIN!!!!
ME: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
lanard09 3 months ago in playlist More videos from DashieXP
LOL 0:36 0:44
alexdurquiza 3 months ago
"lil bitch huh, ok wait who do i make this out to sir please
supernovajk 3 months ago
he said breath is hot gotta brush my teeth
2332bina 3 months ago
13 cents...3 coins...OBJECTION!!!
PhantoMNiGHT321 3 months ago 2
LOL the song is id that 4 real xD
TheNightshadeVampire 3 months ago
He kept the white guys 13 cents.. haha
lokoskater666 3 months ago
@Hudrose Florida. Everywhere you go in South Florida it looks like.
chishiowolf1 3 months ago
Damn wonder where he lives shit looks mad nice
Hudrose 3 months ago
That guy is so cute!
paigenacage 3 months ago
hahahaAA!!!
rdogan05 3 months ago
THUMBS UP IF YOU NOTICED DASHIE KEPT DAT NIGGA MONEY HAHAHAHA
TEAMPHRESH . BLOGSPOT . COM
WILDBOYCLICC 3 months ago
Sir Please cmon
MrCrgunna 3 months ago
who do i write the check to u or your son you or your son sir please!!!!!!!!!
loudvck123 3 months ago
Dashie has a Mazda. WOOH. :D
ZPGaming 3 months ago
dis mf going around and around 0:33 - 0:47
coolbreeze2000ablify 3 months ago
funny shit little bitch huh sir plz
TheRealDeel1990 3 months ago
300 dollars for one.. no the whole bag xD!!!
AhhDayvid 3 months ago
sir plz!!
rellik619555 3 months ago
He Kept the change LMAO
DeviinDfLynch 3 months ago
THIS MY SHIT!!! HAHAHA
Ilikepoopsicles 3 months ago
that nigga sed sir olease at the end lol
lilstackzful 3 months ago
Thirteen cents? Alright, let me tell you how far this is gonna take. *Drives for two seconds* About right there, man. LMFAO!
dahvoo 3 months ago in playlist DashieXP 67
Lmfao, "You know where that's gonna get you?" *drives up a bit* "Right there" Lmfao
SuperMightyena 3 months ago
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"That's besides the point."
Astropelt 3 months ago
*Dashie is jogging and the guy comes up behind him* The guy: hey can u get me Dashie: the only thing imma get u is an a**whuppen *dashie starts running faster* LMAOOOOOOO ROTFL
ilovepaulydj 3 months ago
He didnt even give the 13 cents back
mintyhippo001 3 months ago 30
SIR PLEASE C'MON
xavier3121 3 months ago
Ma'am, please!
Coming soon?
AngieVirgoXP 4 months ago 2
HOLLY FUCK i just laughted SO FUCKING HIGH!!!!!!!!!! awesome
dude dashie got an akura car KICK ASS YO!!!!!!
zpheon 4 months ago
Why does dashie gets always shot at the end man?
NavyBoyLT 4 months ago
nigga please should be his next video
hatersXgonaXhate 4 months ago
its all intense and shit - the guys dissing him "yeah nigga you actin like a lil bitOH SHIT. ok ok ok" HAHA
scr34m1ng 4 months ago
yo took his 13 cents
MarkSwags 4 months ago
0:40 THIS MY SHIT LOL!!!
summer11102 4 months ago
He was about to die when he said $250 xD
gibberish126 4 months ago 3
Thats beside the point! I LOVE WHEN YOU DO THAT!
Vanque333 4 months ago
lol
LadyBr1Br1 4 months ago in playlist More videos from DashieXP
he took his 13 cents LOL
blinko197 4 months ago 3
dashie at the end sir please
bombrianlewis1 4 months ago
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA OMG!!!
afker553 4 months ago
you should really check your place, cuz seems to be every person you close out seems to get in.
Sch3matics 4 months ago 3
LOL!
614YUNGHIO 4 months ago
dang...that dude pulled a barney on you...teleported himself into ur house hahahaha
Mus1c15MyL1fe 4 months ago
In every single video Dashie dies at the end haha
jb11862 4 months ago
HAAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHA
TheYevloyev 4 months ago
You just got jacked out of13 cents
ownage153701 4 months ago
the sir please guy is sooo cutee
1996alyssamichelle 5 months ago
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thats besides the point
EliteProdigyPapi 5 months ago
this is what happens everytime i go to the bank 3:27
Begroskates 5 months ago
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We want Sir Please 2!!
cdhboi7 5 months ago
We want Sir Please 2!!
cdhboi7 5 months ago
11:59 waking up in the morning breakfeast hot got to brush my teeth hungry ass fuck got to have cereal pshhhh i dont know which ima pick " THIS MY SHIT " wtf i dont have time for please dont
KaishlaMarie 5 months ago 41
@KaishlaMarie its BREATH IS HOT not breakfast :p
BuMbLeBeEzWaX12 4 months ago
@KaishlaMarie He said breath is hot -_-
akakiki4111 4 months ago
@KaishlaMarie he said waking up in the morning breath is hot got to brush my teeth haha fail
iTechnophobia 3 months ago
@KaishlaMarie whats the song?
maysguy 3 months ago
dam this shit still my favorite
kalliyon1 5 months ago
i dun watched this shit about 13 x to fuckin day
kalliyon1 5 months ago
2:48 at nine o'clock am surveys don rock n
LOL
pier456 5 months ago
My god the captions are too funny
0:23 profile david alabama cancer passed welfare clients
1:12 car for we talked to me is probably like drizzling fairy tale
1:33 thirty cents direct them to jail for the starting line
LOL!!!!
pier456 5 months ago
SIR PLEASE! take your hat off
themysterygamer100 5 months ago
lol der should be a MAM PLEASE!
nitkachan 5 months ago
"who do i make the checkout to...SIR PLEASE!!!"
lol
Mi5t4k3 5 months ago
He stole his 13 cents..
MrMeinkraft 5 months ago in playlist More videos from DashieXP
SIR PLEASE!!!
raidenkurosaki345 5 months ago
he said i hate it when its north east LOL
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Taigacan 5 months ago
@nak201 i dont get that lol
Taigacan 5 months ago
@Taigacan well if you've lived in Miami for example, you hate it when is north east =)
thatg98y6 5 months ago
@nak201 whats that supposed to mean? sounds hilarious lol
santanaquan 4 months ago
i feel bad for him lol
Sqad1010 5 months ago
Why did his girlfriend kick him out of his own house I would have been like my house get out of here
minecraftgamer150 5 months ago
lol he said its around the corner but its 35miles
domingoayvar 5 months ago
your super funny
RyanHigaKrystal 5 months ago
Can You Get Me! Only Thing I'm Get You Is Ass Whoop'n! *Fred Flinstone Run*
hycrin 5 months ago 2
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hycrin 5 months ago
This may be my favorite video of yours.
lilbeanie07 5 months ago
he dies more times than i take a shit
snowmanshow12 5 months ago 2
why do all his vids end with him dieing omg
Androide140 5 months ago
haha im sayin tho my boy ,how r u gonna keep the 13 cents at 1:28 n drive off haha
wyckedj138 5 months ago 2
Count How Many Times He Says What The Fu*k
LcJTv1 5 months ago
Count How Many Times He Says What The Fu*k
LcJTv1 5 months ago
WHATS THE SONG AT 0:33 ....SIR PLEASE ?!
RadovanEdmond 5 months ago
@RadovanEdmond Thats His Parody Song Of Friday With TPindell...Its On This Channel!
hycrin 5 months ago
3:19 the best part
cwell2010 5 months ago
SIR PLEASE GET A LOAD OF THESE, SWEET CHERRIES
XXchaoskid21XX 5 months ago
Dashie never gave the guys 13 cents back lmfao
lilDandBBoyz 5 months ago
he jumped over a fence talking about could you get me fuck wrong with this nigga dashie was right to haul ass lmao
BrusieJay 5 months ago
wat song is he singin in the car?
MrM1SCHI3F 5 months ago
@MrM1SCHI3F PLEAASSEE tell me that your kidding aboutt hat just tell m that
TheBasketballer94 5 months ago
@TheBasketballer94 of course i am, wat kind of fan wuld i be if i didnt know when dashie be singin his own song!!!
MrM1SCHI3F 5 months ago
@MrM1SCHI3F dude i have to be honest if you subscrided to dashie you have seen the Friday Joint you almost scared me
TheBasketballer94 5 months ago
SIR PLEASE 2!!
EricZoRz 6 months ago 2
LOL that was crazy Ending Sir Please
LcJTv1 6 months ago