Jesus Is My Friend by Sonseed

[traucer100]

Jezus jest moim przyjacielem.... W Jezusie mam przyjaciela.

On nauczył mnie jak żyć i nakierował moje życie na takie, jakie być powinno.

Nauczył mnie jak nastawiać drugi policzek, kiedy mnie wyśmiewają.

Miałem już wielu przyjaciół i mogę powiedzieć Ci, że on jest z tych, którzy nigdy nie zostawią Cię na lodzie.

Jezus jest moim przyjacielem... Jezus jest moim przyjacielem.

[traucer100]

Nauczył mnie jak się modlić i jak pielęgnować swoją duszę. Nauczył mnie jak chwalić Boga i powiedział, żebym dalej grał Rock'n'Rolla. Muzyka jest troszkę inna, ale przesłanie jest to samo. To tylko sposób, aby wielbić Jego imię.

Jezus jest moim przyjacielem....

Pewnego razy próbowałem uciec, uciec i się schować. Ale Jezus przyszedł i mnie odnalazł, dotknął mnie i natchnął. Jest jak strażnik, który zawsze odzyskuje swoich ludzi i zawsze ich nawraca tak jak tylko może.

[traucer100]

Kocha mnie kiedy robię dobrze i kocha wtedy gdy grzeszę. Kocha mnie kiedy tracę czas na pisanie głupich pioseneczek. Kocha mnie kiedy siedzę cicho, bo nie mam nic do powiedzenia. Będzie kochał mnie nawet wtedy kiedy będę idealny, o ile w ogóle to jest możliwe.

Jezus jest moim przyjacielem...

W Jezusie mam przyjaciela... Jezus jest moim przyjacielem. J-J-J Jezus.

Jezus jest moim przyjacielem!

[nach0vidal85]

btw the guy that plays guitar is really breakin' it down... much better than Slash...

[nach0vidal85]

lololol ned flanders' band... this is problably one of the "best" things i've ever seen in youtube... I cant stop watch this, i've problems... :-P

[FlyingwithFire]

i am off to watch the whale in the sugested videos

[brokeherlittlebones]

@Reasonwillwin lol

[Reasonwillwin]

You gotta admire the guy with the glasses who plays guitar, he's so much into it he thinks it's ''master of puppets'' or something.

[sammyisawsome123]

Why is it categorised music ? 😊

[jaehood109]

These people Eat,Sleep & Shit Jesus! lol

[nach0vidal85]

The beat is hilarious lol.

[vinzer72banned]

find dog in street.... ask it for advice

[xsakebux]

jesus touched him down insdide... i spit out my drink... j-j-j-jesus! love it, soooo catchy, wven though I'm atheist.

[pleasedtomakeyousmil]

ZAP!

[AltaAdahng780]

lool come to my room I'm all burning

[elscotto73]

I'm not judging them, I have an imaginary friend too

[OurDearFriends]

Jesus is their only friend! xD

[DontClickOnMyIcon]

They're not really playing those instruments. What's the point?

[thesilentguySMF]

Poor guy at 1:17

[bigcatisbig]

@thesilentguySMF

that fattie is just standing there doing nothing

maybe thinking

about

HOT DOGS!!!

[pbrzombie562]

hahah i remeber i was drunk n my bf put this on i couldnt stop laughing hahaha

[RadioHomicide666]

hahaha jesus touched him down inside....

[SoRiNiTa]

I have a friend named Vader♪

[mistercof]

Ned Flanders plays the guitar

[GabrieShehane]

Look at the guitar player getting jiggy with it.

[giveusfuel]

jesus is a friend of mine but i still like to fuck dead people

[SkaBilly000]

Skank pit!

[dgobrien]

being atheist this is...umm...yeah. haha jk

[wweweqws]

It's like some hippies joined together to make church funky music

[TheWutang1995]

Hahahaha win. Just win!

[RGGQuickZee]

I am brainwashed now! :OOO i like satan even more than before.... O.o

[Athaleth]

I'm gonna lose my mind due to this keyboard sound.

I bet Jesus is sitting up there banging his head to a cloud screaming "that's not what I taught you AT ALL...!! stop...please..!!"

[cozzaperki]

Put a donk on it!

[Natervader13]

Lol if you look right at 0:02 you can see punch and judaism lol

[brokeherlittlebones]

this is the epitome of epic

[TheBlackz1234]

this is the reason why people make fun of Christians

[rudytron28]

I'm atheist and I enjoy this video.

[5eizur3]

@rudytron28 Exactly my thoughts

[MaharlikaAWA]

Does anyone remember the name of the video where the 2 girls and the 1 guy sing a song and he is hip hop dancing and its similar to this video with people wearing nice church cloes and its old?

[zoozoc1]

its called the renewed mind is the key

[MyTamas1]

Jesus was my 6 yr old sisters pimp.

[channesw]

i can fap to this

[budhalah604]

this is ska.

[cezza57]

~ZAP~

[epicllama123]

Ohmyfrig, this is amazing.

[GETBaCKimbo]

my cock is getting hard00000000rrrrrr

[geenfatsoen]

what if God was one of us? .....

[NetaAndAliens]

XD

[flazz684]

I never knew Gene Wilder was a drummer!

[Jbob101jbob101]

What's worse.....the choppy singing, jabby key playing, lyrics, pink walls, lady with thick glasses, fat guy in back, or overall band. These guy have to look back and think, "what was I thinking?"

[SuperMario811]

This....Is the best song EVER.

[tomcat13claws]

Sorry ass fuckers.

[awesomelycool1234567]

Thumbs up for SMOSH!!!! :D

[MKNigga1]

sexy ghay video muh nukkaz

[leonardleeyunsim]

Erik Estrada other gig

[jseijp]

please tell me this this is some sort of joke... :/

[Tomba1997]

if this is rock n roll,i am jesus!!

[EPICGirl121]

most best thing of vid 1:43 through 1:50 XD

[spamsquirrel]

One word..... "ZAP" lol

[8matthewlee8]

the funniest comment ive ever seen on this video was an ex top comment saying "I find this difficult to masturbate too" XD

[JakeThesnake101tv]

vader is a friend of mine

[troolino]

awesome!!!!

[blee21483]

Dude on the Les Paul is straight long strokin' it..... like BLAOH 

[justinalan1]

"I tried to run and hide, but Jesus came and found me and touched me down inside."

Please tell me that I am not the only one thinking Jesus is a rappest.

[Perallious]

@justinalan1 I thought the same thing when I heard that line!

[spaztron5000]

@justinalan1 Ditto!

[grandpatarzan]

@justinalan1 is a "rappest" a cross between a rapper and a rapist?

[snottydyck]

This is why Americans should never elect anyone who is religious....what a bunch of idiots!!!

[karlaprzrv]

@snottydyck and that is said by someone with the most stupid username ever, IRONIC.

[justclassicalguitar]

ultimate exercise music......

[qwersdxqwersdx]

GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!!!

[1000corathekid]

i bet this gets lade allllllllll the time

[spamsquirrel]

These guys give Christian music a bad rep... the singer looks like Fez on "That 70's Show". The guitar player has more energy than the rest of the band..lol

[shillster89]

@spamsquirrel christian music gives christian music a bad rep

[hustoncasey]

im gona praise all over jesus

[Radoslav34]

buahahahha, i had to post it, it's so hilarious ;P buahahahhahahahahah (2 hours later) hahahahahahhahahahh xD Lol, i just want to meet Jesus, just to drink with him or smoke with him, after i saw this video ;P It's so psyhodelic ;p

[lunchboxxx99]

hahah wow this is funny

[SuperDelta456]

Black skinhead music, our beautiful non-religious Ska turned against the original inventors... you guys raped us. We're working class, we don't care about Jesus, a true Christian keeps it for himself and doesn't use others music!

[JesseLovesJesus1]

Hmmmmm....

[EmZajex]

There's probably several bodies behind each of those doors

[procnet1]

@SuperTruth77 lololololol

[jeisfeis]

Like this if Anna brought you here, lols. Bring on the Jesus Juice!

[hexen666]

Madness go religious?

[ServantofGod2012]

what's with all the negative cooments about our Lord Savior and Kng?

[IndianSummerWishes]

@ServantofGod2012 Ya, I'm sorry. I don't really get it. I love this video cause I love Jesus. i don't really know why people would love this unless they weren't seeking something greater. Maybe they're just defensive because their feeling a tug on their heart. :) Just saying.

[ServantofGod2012]

@IndianSummerWishes yeah Jesus Christ is truth and he is light:)

[spaztron5000]

@IndianSummerWishes I love Jesus too, but I'm pretty sure He points and laughs at this video, just like I'm pretty sure He laughed at the fart jokes His disciples no doubt told around the fire at night.

[MrEBBY4]

Vader is my friend

[Chemicallobodomy]

Jesus was a friend of mine until he took an spear to the chest

[m0ffle]

Hahaha! this is awesome! xp THE best vid! <3 xp oh my gosh, is it even possible?! :D whenever i'm down, i just look this up and, well.. it speaks for it self xp

[thatpenguingirl]

@m0ffle I'm trying to respond to a serious comment on my blog and I can't freaking stop smiling long enough. But I keep replaying it for some reason. Because it's the BEST THING EVER.

[xbox360dude968]

The lead guitarist is a FUCKING BADASS!!

[ZeldainPark]

Why does this exist?

[psilicybin666]

Why does this guy sing all choppy, like he's fucking Apo from the Simpsons, is he fucking retarded, or is that question redundant?

[whydopeopletroll]

i wonder if Jesus was a friend after he saw this.

[applesau5]

"touched me down inside"

[iResuscitate]

I take it that he's into Jesus

[cj89311]

Lol and to think this was music a few years ago.

[theonlyalphafemale]

see and thats why they'll all be in HEAVEN laughing at the people who laughed at this video!!! lol



[michaelkeefe91]

@theonlyalphafemale or, you know, they'll be an unconscious rotting corpse in a hole in the ground wishing they'd never wasted their time

[LoveLifeBeHappy2012]

WHAT A HORRIBLE SONG.

[GameManiac616]

WTF !?

[ThePotatocat]

Tebow is a friend of mine!

[obsidiandeatheater]

Praise Satan.

[Alex2794ifly]

@obsidiandeatheater your a sick man.

[obsidiandeatheater]

They really made a ska song about Jesus?

[Dotmw]

I don't care what they may say, Jesus is just alright with me.

[aBLiNDbAt69]

He's not my friend.....

[lazyguy800]

AHA i knew i heard that vader song somewhere before

[goldenhann]

This is why being a Christian is so great. One has the complete right to be a dork for the Lord and not worry about what others think! I love it!!

[Micksley97]

Vader is a friend of mine!

Vader is my friend

Vader is a friend of mine!

I have a friend who's vader

[geenfatsoen]

@Micksley97 father played his incest tricks on me ( in the name of jesus ) who you trust ?

[MissGothicGirlie]

This should be on guitar hero :P

[ThaNila01]

I'm going back to hell, nothing to do here !

[333pg333]

Sounds like Zoolander when he 'sings'.

What silly hypnotised people...just like all the other religious fools....

[4IcyHot]

"Jesus touched me deep down inside" wtf... what kind of sick metaphor was that.. lol...

[MegaGayjesus]

@4IcyHot "Jesus is like a Mountie, he always gets his man!???

[iResuscitate]

This guy has more SWAG than Rick Astley

[thedutchtroll]

Satan version is better

[HDErikBlog]

i love how shes sitting next to a freaking jazz organ and plays keyboard!!! This is so terrible it's the best ive seen

[elisabeth064]

wtf ? are they serious ?? :P

[MrWTF2112]

pretty sure eric cartman wrote this....

[cadogan32]

But Jesus came and found me and He touched me down inside O_o

[Poltergeizt]

zap

[wyclifdotnet]

1:02 is brilliant.

[TheDoucheChanel]

Thumbs up if Smosh led you here.

[MrKeegst]

Out of 20 000 likes/dislikes... only 2000 dislikes? haha they are doing something right that the church isn't...

[jseijp]

Dno.. I wouldn't be friends with people who do THAT

[TheBOMBAAAAA]

I gotta pause every 3rd second because it cracks me up so bad

[greencatsick]

Oh damn I just wanna praise the shit outta Jesus now

[petlof64]

If I just heard the music without the video I would say... -Mounty Phython unreleased material.

[ericvona24]

Lmao X10

[birddog390]

wtf

[MrRobtheroady]

zap!

[UsaySH0NUFF]

i am so glad i am an atheist lol

[080michelle080]

DAT BASS 1:22

[WelshLore]

This is why Christians should stay away from rock...

[DarkXerox]

I believed in God .... then i took an arrow to the knee

[oldnoname12]

@DarkXerox thats not funny

[AaronScifo2]

I lOVe You Jesus thumbs up if you LOVe Him TO :::)

[Hallonjuden]

That guitar solo looks so real!

[Tcassa89]

bah god it's Rick Santorum!  : O

[IAmSakuraba]

La Sonora Dinamita uses that bass line.

[prayforpeace1234]

that guitar player knows how to move

[magich8ball]

"Once I tried to run, tried to run and hide. But Jesus came and found me and touched me down inside." Wait.....WHAT?! D: If Jesus tried touching me, I'd wanna run and hide too.

[livetofly935]

Osama/hitler/saddam/stalin etc... they all work in this song O_O

[livetofly935]

Man, that big dude looks just thrilled to be there!

[TheBRENNANMCKINNON]

vader is a friend of mine

[dragonlordr1]

I dont know why but this song is catchy

[Leeohification]

the guy with brown hair is kind of hot though

[NintendoMauricio]

1:43-1:55 WTF?

[lexdimond1]

the fat guy in the back is like : ''huh...can't believe this is gonna be on youtube in like 30 years...''

[dragonlordr1]

I like the smosh version better

[melepinto]

Miss Costa on the keyboard is my former high school choir teacher.She was the coolest. Beautiful voice, positive and lively attitude.I always looked forward to going to school because of her class.What a positive influence she had on her students I swear I have never met a teacher with such passion for what they do as Miss Patricia Costa was.Cleveland High School in Seattle those few years she was there had such a lively music program because of her. Steel drum band, choir etc.

[arooks22]

That bass is so fucking cool.

[dan9rocks]

lvl 100 virgins

[Pillbilly666]

This very well could be the funniest shit I've ever seen.

[crnifico41]

1:15 I hate my life

[JyonasanVolkov]

Read Isaiah 45:7

It says God created evil & war, plague, disease — everything evil you can think of.

Jesus is not a judge, on the contrary he loves everyone — from prostitutes to homosexuals.

You know why? Because Christians should not be living according to the Old Testament [which prohibits cutting your hair/shaving, eating pork & shrimp, having 50% polyester & 50% cotton, & various other stupid traditional taboos.] JESUS BROUGHT THE NEW TESTAMENT — THE GOSPEL SAYS LOVE YOUR NEIGHBOURS! PEACE!

[Pillbilly666]

@JyonasanVolkov

Jesus didn't bring the new testament. Early anonymous christians wrote their versions passed down from early history to them. Then Popes, Kings, and other prestigious leaders picked gospels that reflected good on them, or their cause, to be put in the newer versions of the new testament. It was all about money or brainwashing people to make the public think the leaders back then were "holy people" whatever the fuck that means.

[DJPonShop]

This guy obviously gets a ton of pussy

[crnifico41]

@DJPonShop are you talking about Jesus ?

[Pillbilly666]

@crnifico41

very nice haha

[RatePage]

@DJPonShop yea, but from nuns

[midnightfury4584]

@DJPonShop Canadian Christian pussy, for sure.

[mannamo3214]

this song is full of lies

[jrbba]

i cant get over this shit