Bare essentials of safety from Air New Zealand
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  • OMG mabe too much money to buy a pilot shrt and HOLY SHIT AN ASS AT 3:08 !

    sirpaulpen 13 hours ago

  • Dear Air New Zealand.

    YOu are the worst airline I've ever gone on.

    From a concerned Australian

    stephen98841272 1 day ago

  • RT pod cast woo

    GDOGHERO69 5 days ago

  • I wonder if its real body paint or if its a full body suits??? I mean really would you be "

    Bare" just for a freakin safety video

    elomasami 1 week ago

  • nice bodypaint!

    ScoutsmeisEksteRusty 1 week ago

  • Just a bit lower!

    qantas8888 1 week ago

  • Why is this in my recommended videos?

    xibizibi 2 weeks ago

  • Hmmm. I'm planning to go to New Zealand later this year and was intending to fly with Qantas, but having seen this I might just change my mind.

    Potionette81 2 weeks ago

  • Wut up wiff da tight clothes

    utleychase7 2 weeks ago

  • @utleychase7 its body paint not clothes

    x3pufflix3 2 weeks ago

  • 394 viewers seems to be bigots...

    pojoel 2 weeks ago

  • 2:34 the best part of this :)

    4dshow 2 weeks ago

  • i literally only realized they were naked in the last 5 seconds.

    immaliveable 2 weeks ago

  • Why does this video have so many views?

    JabbaaWockeeez 2 weeks ago

  • at 2:52 it finally hit me that those aren't clothes... I mean I knew that they weren't what they looked like from the beginning but I thought they might be like shiny tights or something not paint.

    ThatFilthyCookie 3 weeks ago

  • Did anyone notice that they are actually all naked and the uniforms are drew on ?!

    okokoknotok 3 weeks ago

  • OMG I was on the flight from Wellington yesterday I coudln't stop laughing that was hilarious even the flight attendant in front of me couldn't keep a straight face

    mcpheefive02011 3 weeks ago

  • @mx15riderx

    ch33s3b0b 3 weeks ago

  • 3:05 for booty

    HardcoreBrony 4 weeks ago

  • This is not what Gus promised me.

    Mitchmeow 4 weeks ago

  • needs more women

    nataku7 1 month ago

  • Kia Ora

    123bendik123 1 month ago

  • ahah funny :D

    mx15riderx 1 month ago

  • Comment removed

    SuparDoopar 1 month ago

  • Nipples at 1:20 , cheers

    536616 1 month ago

  • @536616 XD

    SuparDoopar 1 month ago

  • i wonder if the guy had a boner

    daPen2 1 month ago

  • on this video we saw the naked barney stinson. nothing suits him like a suit!

    Marchelan 1 month ago

  • @Charlozilla they werent wearing ANYTHING except underwear, pants/tights, and shoes

    EmiratesEK425 1 month ago

  • The Richard Simmons safety video is hillarious

    MisterSenseless 1 month ago

  • What were they wearing ? Paint ?!

    Charlozilla 1 month ago

  • This is probably one of the least annoying accents I have ever heard.

    WestSkier11 1 month ago

  • Drunk Tank

    italianscallion007 1 month ago

  • I want to fly ANZ so bad but I live in California and I can't afford to fly to NZ

    UpAndLeave 1 month ago

  • ohhh i just love new zeland =-]

    quinn1112 1 month ago

  • woman at 0:50 = incredible

    mothaybabonnam 1 month ago

  • I can't fap to this...

    RadicalEdward2 1 month ago

  • ROOSTERTEETH PODCAST!!!!

    TalkThisOut 1 month ago

  • DRUNK TANK!

    bigsniper6 1 month ago

  • this is so ingenious.

    msangelic21 2 months ago

  • I am dissapoint.

    ShadowXM13 2 months ago

  • Is it true that the crash position in planes are deadly?

    BLAMOtmi 2 months ago

  • Comment removed

    LeoSupimpa 2 months ago

  • The one with richard simmons was hotter......

    ecksdeeeXD 2 months ago

  • I find this VERY hard to masturbate to.....

    Azotherian 2 months ago

  • I want the 3:29 of my life back....

    nathana512 2 months ago

  • TITS OR WE DIEZ

    bordje123 2 months ago

  • also Im here 4u

    LSosaFortWorth 2 months ago

  • Und thunk yu fur flying with er nu zuland

    kopkl1 2 months ago

  • What? I just watched more naked men than women?

    PhotoShopChannel 2 months ago

  • DRUNK TANK!

    oPHILOSORAPTORo 2 months ago

  • Rooster Teeth Podcast.............it's not the same

    BigAssGameBoard 2 months ago

  • GO ROOSTER TEETH!

    GeneralBaker09 2 months ago

  • Not as sexy as Gus had made it out to be.

    IFuckedJBiebInTheBut 2 months ago 130

  • @IFuckedJBiebInTheBut indeed

    

    dwarfbard 2 months ago

  • @IFuckedJBiebInTheBut No, but the painting is very good. I didn't see it for a minute.

    SamauraiRippeR 2 months ago

  • 0:45 That guy is so gay

    vkohmoviemaker 2 months ago

  • 1:53 thats what she saied. :p

    (yes i had to do it. ^^)

    drizzt7dourden7 2 months ago

  • Drunk Tank!

    RogueCulture 2 months ago

  • @RogueCulture Commentcopy!

    vkohmoviemaker 2 months ago

  • 1:52-1:53

    n between there,you see a fraction of a second.. :3

    omgmeoogbal 2 months ago

  • PODCAST IZ AWESOM!!!!

    carletodago117 2 months ago

  • RT PODCAST! FTW!!!!!!!!!! ROOSTER TEETH!

    steamboy77Production 2 months ago

  • Drunk tank/Rooster Teeth Podcast FTW

    mayIcomei 2 months ago 11

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    Fghwads 2 months ago

  • RT Podcast. yes.

    ACReCanJump 2 months ago

  • NO TITS spoiler alert

    zanethejaysavage 2 months ago

  • it's 'kiora' - maori word for hello. maori always need to have their two cents in everything and anything NZ related

    rachaelballoon 2 months ago

  • @rachaelballoon it's 'kia ora' dumb-arse. And Air NZ, being smart unlike yourself, realise the value of what's unique to our country (i.e. the Maori language and culture) as part of their own brand promotion and marketing of its services/our country as a destination of choice. You idiot.

    RataCam 3 weeks ago

  • Why did this keep my attention? I'm not even in an airplane..

    justanotherlowby 2 months ago

  • damn ... best marketing ploy EVER

    disengagejam 2 months ago

  • The second look ruined it for me

    goldeneagleize 2 months ago

  • i came

    MrJoysiq 2 months ago

  • why they not show the girls boobs?

    D:

    bernie23232323232323 2 months ago

  • what's the greeting they say at the beginning and end?

    krayziekyd 2 months ago

  • @krayziekyd "Kia ora" Maori for hello~ :)

    ClairvoyantLegacy 2 months ago

  • if the rubber jungle falls, the beef are goin' to sleep.

    merlinfromberlin37 2 months ago

  • Thumbs up if rooster teeth podcast sent you here

    GTJPReviews 2 months ago

  • Yeah, blow that mouthpiece.

    bearachute 2 months ago 11

  • Oh Gus...

    SLIPKNOT133EDGES 2 months ago

  • LINK DUMP

    NBA2k11pro1998 2 months ago

  • How did they paint the pilot's hat on?

    SilverTM 2 months ago

  • no tits what

    TaylorGangsters 2 months ago 61

  • that girl can sure blow... into the life jacket. what were u thinking get you're mind outta the gutter

    mrlostman20 2 months ago

  • Bewing Sivin Three Sivin

    SoLosGamingChannel 2 months ago

  • ROOSTER TEETH PODCAST!!

    bromast3r 2 months ago

  • interesting new zealand crew members wear body paint uniforms

    Razgriz85 2 months ago

  • quite possibly the most annoying accent on the planet.

    Spydiggity 2 months ago

  • @Spydiggity I beg to differ~

    ClairvoyantLegacy 2 months ago

  • @Spydiggity fuck you

    iTzMcKenzie4000 3 weeks ago

  • No boobies....

    navolas2 2 months ago 2

  • @navolas2 what you mean you see lots of them

    Mariners005 2 months ago

  • These guys are WAY too happy, talk about the mile HIGH club...

    transformersloverjon 2 months ago

  • Where do I get one of those uniforms?!

    Hyrulianguy 2 months ago

  • RT!

    Footballa21USA 2 months ago

  • Get sent here by rooster teeth, see the name Geoff in the credits. Coincidence?

    thelordopie 2 months ago

  • ROOSTERTEETH!!!

    tointogames 2 months ago

  • ROOSTERTEETH!

    TrainedGamers 2 months ago

  • Rt podcast lol

    WhateverMax117 2 months ago

  • whats with the there clothes

    paintwaster117 2 months ago

  • @paintwaster117 They are wearing body paint.

    LionexHunter 2 months ago

  • Rt podcast!!!!!

    Arikisbeastley 2 months ago

  • Wow, they actually seem happy instead of creepily smiling

    AvaNinja13 2 months ago

  • WhAT?!? 1:01

    zzman1490 2 months ago

  • RT PODCAST!

    RangerColin1991 2 months ago

  • I have GOT to fly to New Zealand...

    CFaux220 2 months ago

  • New zeland girls are putrid.

    insaanetv 2 months ago

  • Drunk Tank!

    jaredparkinson1 2 months ago

  • Jesus! Is there anything safe about flying on this airline at all?? This isn't really a safety video. It's a danger video. Sheesh. I'm so glad there are other ways of traveling! 

    aajoeyjo 2 months ago

  • Best. Safety. Video. Ever. Of all time. :P

    birminghamWILDCAT 2 months ago

  • too cheap to afford unifrom lol.

    VictoriousEmporer 2 months ago

  • Drunk tank, oh and saw SOME of this on TV before they had to remove it :P

    EnDTh3S1L3NcE 2 months ago

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    EnDTh3S1L3NcE 2 months ago

  • Rooster teeth podcast, thankyou for telling me about nacked chicks, next time only tell us if you can see tits.

    SICKFUNCRAP 2 months ago 2

  • DRUNK TANK!

    Allwrong66 2 months ago

  • WHAT IS THIS!??!? NAKED BUT NO TITS!!??!?!

    DonkeyManda432 2 months ago

  • Drunk Tank!!!

    Greenie212 2 months ago

  • Rooster Teeth podcast!

    LordKRA19 2 months ago

  • Drunk tank!

    TheKirkster96 2 months ago

  • Drunk Tank!

    OhshitPositive 2 months ago 44

  • @OhshitPositive ROOSTER TEETH PODCAST >:O

    remember its about branding

    aseticelite 2 months ago

  • @aseticelite NO! I refuse to type that out.

    OhshitPositive 2 months ago

  • @OhshitPositive rofl . We should like, demand them to return to the previous name.

    aseticelite 2 months ago

  • lol, I bet the uploader is confused by all the people posting up Rooster Teeth Podcast

    ps2rks 2 months ago

  • lol i live in NZ and have seen that lots and never thought it would get mentioned on the podcast

    echo854 2 months ago

  • @echo854 That's the point! We're spreading the word!

    OhshitPositive 2 months ago

  • I had no idea that they weren't wearing any clothes

    40jwyman 2 months ago

  • RT PODCAST

    AnotherPostcard 2 months ago

  • lol no clothes

    LexmaKross 2 months ago

  • one of the Pursers is gay... clearly

    FlyingSujin67 2 months ago

  • RT Podcast!  Kiwis have funny accents!

    udabonz 2 months ago 2

  • RT PODCAST!

    DWordDtour 2 months ago

  • FEMALE tits or gtfo!

    misfit20504 2 months ago

  • uhhhh those ppl are all naked... with paint on uniforms

    SanKragen 2 months ago

  • @SanKragen liar

    

    OhshitPositive 2 months ago

  • @OhshitPositive I am?

    SanKragen 2 months ago

  • Rooster Teeth Drunk Tank!!!!

    DRUNK TANK!!!!!!!

    Eyeshield11721 2 months ago

  • ಠ_ಠ

    Fallout3Dog 2 months ago

  • ITS NOT THE DRUNK TANK ANYMORE!!! RoosterTeeth podcast XD

    Fitzy597 2 months ago

  • DRUNK TANK!!!

    maxi060188 2 months ago

  • NIPPLES!

    heartofwolf12 2 months ago

  • DRUNK TANK

    overunderify 2 months ago 58

  • Rooster teeth podcast!

    bleepbloop559 2 months ago 2

  • DRUNK TANK

    IAMBEERS 2 months ago 4

  • DRUNK TANK

    tkburnaby 2 months ago 5

  • Drunk tank!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    brenton015 2 months ago 4

  • @brenton015 Rooster teeth podcast!!!!!!!!!!

    eziorocks100 2 months ago 299

  • @eziorocks100 Nope. It will always be the Drunk Tank, dumbfuck :D

    brainiac554 2 months ago

  • @brainiac554 you're right but Gus's word is techno pussy law sooooooo

    eziorocks100 2 months ago

  • i know he is an actor but the guy at 0.39 i would not trust to fly a plane

    merlachner 3 months ago

  • @Colt357B Under my skin-Gin Wigmore

    EmiratesEK425 3 months ago

  • What's the song?

    Colt357B 3 months ago

  • OMG people this is brilliant

    masterkiter89 3 months ago

  • 1:55 .... MIIISSSSSS I NEED HELP with my nozzle, It's in a weird place... :D

    cchheeeessee 3 months ago

  • where are the boobs? o.0

    only1wilfy 3 months ago

  • What a great idea! It makes me want to move to New Zealand! Happy landings, Y'all!!

    OzarkExplorer 3 months ago in playlist OzarkExplorer's favorites

  • 2:36 anyone else was watching what I was looking at ?

    GtaCd321 3 months ago in playlist More videos from AirNZnothing2hide

  • Safety instructions? What safety instructions?

    paulrandig 3 months ago

  • Fucking dirty kiwis.

    vTempaaah 3 months ago

  • bold move with really really good imagination !!!!! thumbs up !!!

    zli25 3 months ago

  • why can't my airline have an engaging video? -.-

    emzandjemz 3 months ago

  • How clever ! I got to fly Air New Zealand soon. Go All Blacks also.

    vrviji 3 months ago

  • Great!

    natevilledotcom 3 months ago

  • safety

    leker3321 3 months ago

  • safety good

    safetymarket 3 months ago

  • hihi tell me your fantasies, spare no details and let's have a good time

    RandiDevonaxq357 3 months ago

  • 3:07 muffin top

    

    AndreDeLonge02 4 months ago

  • 1:58 ;)

    R4nd0mdude11 4 months ago 26

  • I like this safety video! =)

    Azrin100Cp 4 months ago

  • @zephyesa Are you fuckin' kidding me? we aren't on the border of a 3rd world country... We have plenty of clothes. And Aussie doesn't all ways 'help out'

    newlandsman 4 months ago

  • This is a GREAT ad for Air New Zealand!

    Glad to see that people still have healthy imaginations!

    cheeriosinabowl 4 months ago

  • ?question why are they all naked?

    teenagebenz 4 months ago

  • @teenagebenz why? New Zealand is a poor nation, bordering on 3rd world status, hence the lack of clothes, its up to their rich western neigbour Australia to often help out.

    Zephyesa 4 months ago

  • @Zephyesa Haha fucking troll. Jealous that NZ is much better than your country?

    ThunderStruckBeast69 3 months ago

  • I would never send my kids on that airlines

    Crazzy4Chicago 4 months ago

  • is it just me

    are does this video seen sexual

    503 4 months ago