Martial Arts Auditions

[bf3engineer]

eventually chuck norris got the part...

[shadzzz441791]

1:23 instant Orchard Supply Hardware commercial right there

[TheCreativeMedia2011]

1:17 at least he knocked the apple down

[canedaddy47p]

I could watch this all day.

[jeffyloui]

HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY

[FanaticSoccerNinja]

your FIRED!

[steviesniper]

everyone likes afro ninja, but to me the real star is the "i hope you like pain" guy. Can't kick above his fucking waist...

[TheDugan44]

1:06 = Kevin Youkilis?

[Mrvincent194100]

you guys are gonna like this one hahaha well at least he knocked down the apple

[tec303]

lol @ "i never lose!"

[1MrsVenus]

hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!­ oooooook!!!!!

[minhapicacolossal]

Ok. Now i'm scared.

[themodman1]

for u tom

[ThaHumanWaste]

ha the roll and kick combined at 0:24 is just inspiring

[Blackoutkrew369]

Ha ha u laugh your ass off but wait.. then u see ur dad....

[AgentSmithIsAnElf]

well, at least that guy made the apple fall down...

[zarulja031]

I NEVER LOSE! ahhahaha

[Loumetalsinger]

haha

[niebieska1920]

hahaha cwoki 

[thecodybuehner]

you guys are gonna like this one

[sandemus8]

HAHAHA....That Afro dude gets me every time. HAHAHAA

[mstevens182]

hahahahahaha so awesome... I NEVER LOSE!!!!

plus win for the afro ninja making an appearance on tosh.0 lol

[3ni6ma]

1:19 Steven Seagal after 10 years :P

[Aztecius]

i was expectin 1 of em to go "its morphin' time!"

[mpalm887]

Backflip into faceplant followed by falling out of the field of view = WIN.

[Glennzorz2]

He was right; I did enjoy that one. :D

[DanTheWarder]

What exactly does he never lose? Is it his profound sense of shame?

[HardcoreZach]

afro ninja!

[Obsidian1392]

oh shiz that dummy fucking owned that style is brilli....

..oh, it's the man who's supposed to be attacking the dummy??

[bombaclaat]

LOL.....afro man clip was just pure OWNAGE.

[cod4reflexninja]

i never loose =!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol

[coppertweed]

afro guy never gets old

[hustler4life911]

you want me to show you tough i'll show you tough

[iised93]

HAHAHAA

[CatchHellBlues16]

first guy is money... get him signed up

[DividedSeedrox]

rotfl! best vid!

[TheDrummerboy675]

hhaha lol!

[ciaracacs]

haha nunchuk guy hilarious! wat tipe of wood is this?!?

[sec0ndevolution]

I love how the black guy does a little sneer just before he flips onto his face.

[KantongWockstar]

1:15 tard?

[manup1]

Mukazuzuzu fat guy

[Ch3stnutty]

is this serious??? no way could those guys be serious right???

[jsimmons12]

@Ch3stnutty I agree. They are TOO awful. How could that bald guy possibly think he was going to get that apple? He was NOWHERE CLOSE. Not even halfway.

[samanosukeable]

its saad man....

[monkeypaw09]

"you ok?" "...nah i'm good" lmfao

[solipsism101]

There are no words to express how mind-numbingly pathetic and hilarious these guys are. Just...wow.

[kizziemaye]

LMAO!!!

[xeljaimex]

"you guys are gonna like this one..." bahahahahaha

[mathias2560]

I thought the first one was pretty good !! lol :p

[rebelx21]

what the hell is this?

[Stellarmasterelite]

You want me to show you tough, I'll show you tough.

[BHMC449]

token black is priceless

[JahnosSardonis]

The best thing about the first guy is that the dummy knocked him out TWICE XD

[The1ULoVe23]

Learn how to spell fag! h4x07 it's LOSE NOT LOOSE!

[The1ULoVe23]

Learn how to spell fag! h4x07 it's LOSE NOT LOOSE!

[The1ULoVe23]

Learn how to spell fag! h4x07 it's LOSE NOT LOOSE!

[MrBatshitcrazy]

that guy at 30 seconds lmao

[h4xo7]

I never loose!

[MSW86]

1:01 PUT A SHIRT ON!!!!!!!!

[bombic85]

that nunchak guy rulez!

[brianjacobsensmusic]

SAD

[kiwiarodfan]

wat kind of wood is this!?

[kiwiarodfan]

haha i hope u like pain!

[jayhunttttttttttttt]

these gotta be fake

[TheFbrizzle]

Fail!

[cloudless111]

Bwhahahahahahaha

[Tesco19]

I hope you like Pain!!

[tankcatss]

HEY HEY HEY stop trying to win at karate

[MyVideosRLame13]

it's afro ninja!!!

[zk3ltd]

this is funny..

[zeke1040]

what kinda wood is this!?

[woody0900]

regular 2x4? lol..

[DasRajang]

hahaha

[0800DialTurk]

@zeke1040 lol! it doesn't work because the grain's running across the gap. That's why it's so easy for martial artists to break them in demonstrations - they run the grain parallel to the gap so it splits!

[St3hLy]

lmfao

[vmc2187]

haha!! what kind of wood is this?? haha

I NEVER lose!

[DasRajang]

he just did

[paugi100]

tang ina kbd3p...fucking bullshitt!!!

[Condawg111]

I NEVER LOSE!!!!! hahahaha the dude who does the wheel kick and misses is my favorite. and that black dude is funny becuz he probly was actually pretty good but he knocked himself ot before he cud audition hahahaha

[criticalbill1983]

I bet Chuck Norris is shitting himself!!

[criticalbill1983]

I wonder who got the part? lol

[Danerd9]

a fight between these failures and a martial arts asian master. who wins?

[animal1704]

Amazing

[droopymccool1983]

AFRO NINJA!

The apple is the best!

[microwaveMYsoda]

holy crap... lmao... this is great

[nidiskt]

the guy missing the target from a spin kick was the funniest

[niggbot]

Always good to have a morning laugh with my morning coffee!

[sweetmcjayjay]

the afro dude is actually really good now.

[Shanethesith]

"what kind of wood is this" rofl

[coppertweed]

lolage

[RHYSjoeyfest]

brilliant

[masagamer]

lol afro dude actually did the best out all this crap

[70Mack]

Its a beautiful thing it really is,his face before he crowns himself is a thing of true beauty.The vanity of the black male.Typical arrogant brother lol lol lol

[zxcasf]

what kinda wood is this! made me lol

[Nautypaw]

i wonder if any of these jokers picked up their styles from playing Tekken series? *giggle*

[tankcole3]

I'm totally guilty of that BUT I can actually do the moves very well Lol

[blackmetal350]

afro ninja ftw!

[ThomasWerff]

5 stars for the negro!

[zugoldragon]

WTF!!!!!!!!! XD

6/5

[frike0]

hahahaa 0.30 silent killer

[Hacker517]

0:35 is the best

[Divinaaterna]

what kinda wood is this?

[gaxxy]

im better than some of these guys and im a white belt

[JahnosSardonis]

Where did they get these guys? And what film was this for?

[xHOLL0WPOINTx]

Afro guy is the best. He tries to recover but falls over haha

[hempnallboy05]

it just cant be real

i sooooo hope it is though

[coliwood]

was that real?

[Christian1Aguayo]

the guy with the afro was on tosh.o and he did what he tryed to do in the video and did it really good

[khiladi]

I never lose! LOL

[superman12211331]

Hahaha wow...

[michaeldino]

no way this is real, its way too funny

[ShahnamPersia]

This is tooo good to be true! lmaoooooo hahahaahahahahahahahaah omfgg lmaooooo baahhahaha

[MikeUntstinks]

"what kinda wood is this??" LOL

[seanlerwill]

Funniest video on youtube by far!

I must have seen it like 30 times, I still laugh out loud everytime!

[ParasiteSyndr0me]

Lol, I think that doll is the real

martial arts master, it owns

pretty much everyone in that film xD.

[muchlove59]

These guys could easily get tkd black belts with there abilities shown here

[daviewales]

lol sweet comment

[ArdereWolf]

excuse me lol?

[muchlove59]

Don't you understand simple English.

[Jumpypsyco]

I NEVER LOSE!

[armbar2525]

I heard a tearing sound as last guy rolled. I hope that wasnt his spleen.

[blakemallet2011]

the guy at 1:10 kinda succeeded. the apple did fall haha

[Iambecome]

LMAO. There's no way all of these are real. They're hilarious, and surely intentionally so.

And wasn't this used in an ad for Tekken?

[tocharuletheworld]

i fight like the first guy when i'm drunk

[chross1984]

are they joking? what were they auditioning for?

[proxyXIII]

1:21 i think i heard something snap?

[BLaZe071775]

hahahahaha!

[bruceleeC64]

must be unbreakable wood...

[snowwhite003]

''i never lose'' Yea wat ever you say ha ha ha =)

[sabonnin]

que idiotas jajajajaja

[Hadouken1337]

I never lose!

[TheSpiritOfTheTimes]

The only real audition seems to be the ninja afro dude, the others are obviously acting. Hilarious though.

[JT21588]

yeah that afro dude was put on weezer's pork and beans video and he kicks some serious ninja ass!

[PEPlTO]

No not real. The "ninja afro dude" purposely lands on his knees to get that effect.

[Brimfeather]

Actually...all of the clips in this are real. Sadly. This was a real audition for an actual movie. I've seen some of these guys audition for projects I've worked on. This isn't fake.

[PEPlTO]

Look at the black guy. He purposely intended to land on his knees so he can get that effect. He WASN'T TRYING to land on his feet it's obivous. Also it's all a joke. The guy with the apple knew from the start he wasn't gonna hit that apple.

[Brimfeather]

I don't think you understand what I'm saying. I know the people that ran this audition. I know who the afro guy is. The afro guy DID hit his face. He ended up with a broken nose and a minor concussion.

[PEPlTO]

Well Pepito for sure doesn't claim to to have been their or know these people. So I'm inclined to open my mind and accept what ya say @ text value. But I'm thinking if it was real, some of these guys weren't taking the audition seriously. Unless it was meant for comedy...

[XxSpartaxX]

no actually it was real.. i am part of the production co, who was casting for this film, and we were all pissing ourselves that night watching the auditions.. these were the selected few that cracked us up.. ESP., the afro guy who's name was kai.. cool guy.. just felt bad for him that he hurt himself..actually broke his wrist when he landed in some lights off camera... :( but yes.. it was real :)

[wwepatriot]

were they any good ones in the audition? I know I could of done tons better then them.

[FlyingNunchuck84]

LOL

[dustballer]

0:51 hahahahahahahahaha

[reynolds260]

The afro ninja guy is hilarious! He is clearly ko'ed when he tries to stand up and swing his nunchukkus

[spotless96]

at 1:28 he sais "wat kind of wood is this"

[ryko007]

lol,,,now that's F*ckin revolting,,,looolllll:)))))

[XxSpartaxX]

the guy who says " i hope you like pain" :39 kills me.. the only pain i see is HIM who can't kick higher than his own waist...LOL i'm dying.. then he falls ..walks back into frame.. they ask if he is ok... and he plays it off like "aww no, i can do this all day long! " LMAO!! i'm dying here!!!! LOLOLOL

[TheUnanonymousVirgin]

HEY CROOKED TEETH,

post another PATHETIC pretentious uta vid

[james9408]

wot movie is the audition for?

[AgimBardhi]

classic 1:11

[tokenfyp]

nar this is real. trust.

[leon4l]

DAM! asi pelean los vatos el primero esta bien menzo

[Blader2600]

0:29 epic fail

[Axelwater]

I never lose!

[hitlerwascute]

HEY HEY HEY HEY HEYHEY HEY HEY

[ZarathrustaTate]

fake... they all play stupid except for the afro. it's not the same set, nor the same quiality of the camera

[tambor74]

men, of course not...are you idiot?, this is comedy, and very funny.

[bastatulant]

Yes, the special kick was so fast, that most viewers would not recognize the talent it truly takes to remove an apple from an armless ninja.

[alekxz]

hope it makes you smiley precious

[bobthedevastator1]

That second guy looks kinda like Jon Heder.

[setyns]

si si si vi prendono!!! ahahahahhaah il negro è il migliore!!!!!!

[ojcusac]

que putos

[Saelkar]

'i hop you like pain' lol

[jayjay9122]

u wana c tuff ill show u tuff!!!!!!!!! lmao

[IcyPluto]

Yah well, considering what he's doing, then pain looks funny.

[eunicebv]

What kind of wood is this??? HAHAHAHA

ROFL

[Beriol9]

ROFL, afro dude rulez!

[lem0n2lime]

1:22 sounds like his vertebrae popped.

[possessed365]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!

I heard that!

HAHAHAHAHHA

[Ant1403]

Brilliant! Love the afro ninja dude!

[Guyverbenny]

So hilarious!! The afro dudes so funny!!

[059138]

man thats funny shit!!!!!!

[ZhInO112]

jajajaajaja

I NEVER LOSE!!!

[EATENG]

"you guys are gonna love this" HAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­H

[vaquero132]

ho man i love this video

[TrumpeTJoKeR]

That was great! There all so crap!