Trolls Trolling Trolls: Jesus chatline pt. 9

[popcan4u]

LOL this shit is so funny.

[djlegacy96]

god comes 1st

XD

[djlegacy96]

hahaahah



[DrTheKay]

Does this douche actually believe he can sing?

[DrTheKay]

"is he having me on?"

[samwst56]

I liked the production clips.

[15eisen]

Randall.....you are my hero

[MrReznore]

I samurai some one to call in and say what's the diffrence between a camero and a pile of dead babies. I don't have a camero in my garage .

[Xcoming2]

buy a bible and you will go to heaven....if you don't make it to heaven, you a money back refund

SCAM

[Xcoming2]

@Xcoming2 "you can get"

[thekk2007]

IF BUY OUR STUFF YOU GET INTO HEAVEN SEEM LEGIT

[Burnsasaurus]

Oh my god. I'm dying.

[69Badtouch]

Hello, I'm a troll on many blogtalk radio shows. When does this broadcast happen, I'm interested in calling in.

[DarkRazorZ]

This is like Ghost in a parallel universe, except it's extremely more painfully obvious this guy is a troll.

[kwtpoliceman]

XD XD XD XD XD XD

[knuckles91444]

i'm sorry your wife cheated on you with multiple black men.. i'm gonna just start sayin that to people out of random

[JakobRW]

ok did it occur to u that that is FAAHKING RETARDED

[lucario1748]

@Roriicon who?

[roriicon]

Duuudeee.. that guy is so hot..

[DOOMGENERATION37]

whether this is real or fake, these are two of the oddest people ive ever seen.

[BladeYaDeadCarnie]

That singing is horrid

[Graindza]

LMAO Homo sapiens are humans, what an idiot Steven is.

[Manekdk]

too bad god didn't teach him how to sing

[Manekdk]

God always cums first, that is the christian way

[JDBoi7]

you know ur gay when a gay guy calls u a faggot

[yohomey1234]

start at 3:00 ... it's the best xD

[oBseSsIoNPC]

If you purchase OUR bible you will go to heaven? What? PPL like him are so upsetting. Messing up an already messy book and sell it as saviors tool....lol.

Glad I stay away from this crap in ANY way.

[oBseSsIoNPC]

Oh yeah, I like the part: "You will be accepted in the circle of life....or your money back". So what, I end up in hell instead and haunt your ass, because your book of fake bullshit didn't work? XD Do ppl actually use their brains nowadays, or is it just a ballast to keep them walking upright?

[stuntman45666]

Someone pose as police and end this scammera

[ThePero20111]

Evidence of the existence of God

watch?v=4wV0vV5Hrp0&feature=re­lated

watch?v=BXiNXDDdaK8&feature=re­lated

watch?v=azAOtB65Td0&feature=re­lated

watch?v=RjKGlNVmnqc&feature=re­lated

[magemarshy]

@ThePero20111 Thats just some indian mother fucker talking about god.

No real evidence

[ThePero20111]

عندما يتصل مسلم بمسيحى

[Bomchekawawaaaaaaa]

lool .. they are really good in photoshop stuff =P

[Anonland]

Im in that part of youtube where trolls live in...

[Oujdia12]

Lollllll

What a swindler! I have never seen a swindler like him

[bjcm9]

kumbaya lol

[cooljunkproductions]

I'm going to be releasing a part 10 soon. it will be up within the next couple of days

[046640]

@cooljunkproductions plz plz plz hurry up. cnt  wait 2 watch it. man ur the best man on youtube love ya bro

[Saleh2005USA]

@cooljunkproductions

Please do it as soon as possible.

It is really funny.

Stupid people. they are collecting money by lying on the people.

[MrSpenny309]

Firecocks lol

[SuperCrazyyo]

if you put more ill sub, keep the trolling coming!

[HaloLvl43Legit]

I think you need to make a video of just the gay guy clips cause he is the funniest fucking thing and I never get tired of hearing him.

[awkwardcupcake3395]

homosapiens XD

[l33tgamer107]

Fucking fags

[metemi]

Fucking asshole host deserved it. Buy our Bible and get into to heaven?? Fuck off!

[benos]

@metemi you are trolled.

[metemi]

@benos yes, LOL I realized that about 2 minutes after I made that comment :)

But really, ya never know what Jesus freak retards will say these days...

[SecinMuz]

"...he's talkin' bout gettin up in them guts!" u guys should put that in there aswell lol

[leetbarker]

jesus got trolled =(

[Isswanas]

if god was real then how did beep boobity flip flabbity gumbo chops?

christians: 0

atheist: 0

bill cosby: 1

[KurizuKurizu]

I knew they were on today but can someone tell me when they are on next?

[freelancergin]

thats some good video editing, totally looked like his head on nicholas cage's body

[tulud]

@freelancergin

thats green screen bitch

[stp52x]

You will never come before god!! XD

[pieguy38]

Lol when will I come XD

[RGDcommentnode]

That gay guy sounds like the creepy gay guy from Family Guy.

[tulud]

where is part 10?

[cooljunkproductions]

@tulud 10 was sorta weak. id try to put it together if i had the time and motivation, but its not there right now

[tulud]

@cooljunkproductions

damn :(

[dudeitsftw]

@cooljunkproductions you realize the longer you put off episode 10 and 11 the more likely they are to forget about your channel. its not even that popular.

[HaloLvl43Legit]

@cooljunkproductions I'm subscribed and looking forward to it! Even if it's weak I can't get enough of this.

[aweeyee]

LOL, no homosapiens allowed? 

[nobutsome]

@aweeyee he said they are not there to talk about humans. I wonder what their SAT scores are. Can some1 ask them?

[shadowtom14]

i feel kinda bad for the guy........... still funny though,

[GreenHandMovies]

im downloading the mp3 to this so i can use the "FUCK, FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK" later

[McWiggles411]

then how will the girls find me pretty

[CURSED608]

6:06 nuff said

[jorgewinck]

The gay guy is hilarious

[tulud]

wtf why is he on lord of the rings?

[powermetal4eva]

MOAR!

[LOLSnarfs]

niga niga niga niga niga

[nickchamp111]

this is funny as hell. also these arent real christians, just ppl who want money

[tinsabretooth]

i lol'd at the film clip

[FloDrum2107]

@tinsabretooth when he shoots the little girl? or when hes in lord of the rings? haha

[theoblivian7]

Just burbin bur....bin... lol

[tulud]

FIRECOCKS WTF...

[tulud]

GOD ALWAYS CUMS FIRST...IM GOING TO HELL

[tulud]

if u buy our book u will go to heaven...ok...

[CME1124]

"God always comes first". Geez, this is why Christians have started so many wars. They treat a story character better than real people.

[MrHalloweendog]

TEH FL00D WAS HERE

[SILLYJIMMY5]

So if I kill everyone in my town and then buy a bible, I will go to heaven? OH GEE THIS PROVES RELIGION AIN'T A SCAM, THANKS BRO.

[Physhi]

I loved the movie edits. Those were great. -Bookofjoel

[StormCrusader]

BTW they were talking about me when they said ban him.

[StormCrusader]

I was there and i was in the chat 10 seconds later i was banned rofl.

[4aloffyou]

to stop it from shutting down we gotta predent we believe this shit

so my plan is some of us have play christian and thank them and all that bullshit while the others troll

[LOLSnarfs]

Hell Yeah>!

[forkv]

Did he say "I have took" ? oh god, what has the world come to!

[alexhollandmusic]

Yes! My friend's call made it in!!

[FluroDonuts]

So basically, if you die and DON'T end up in heaven... they'll give you a refund...

Am I the only one confused as to how this works?

Idiots.

[KillUsSomeZombies]

If the tourettes guy was still alive (Rest in Peace, buddy) He should call them.

[alexhollandmusic]

@KillUsSomeZombies You know he's actually not dead? Search "return of tourettes guy"

[KillUsSomeZombies]

@alexhollandmusic OH MY GOD! LIFE IS NOW WORTH LIVING!

[TTDMFfreaknew]

@KillUsSomeZombies He's alive. His death was a hoax.

[TheRiley79]

the cum part is funny as hell.

[wsfkzheg]

Aww, you didn't put the "damn jews" call in there? I'm a little disappointed.

[ludvig218]

you need to stop being gay and buy the book and listen to our youtube song

[ScrodngrsCat]

3:01 to 3:17 is the best part... I laughed so hard...

[JoRdOguitarman1]

homo sapiens ? homo sapiens is another way of saying humans ?

[runescapebignerd]

Trolls trolling Trolls

[chairincarnate]

Only 4chan can have phonesex on a christian chatline.

[GreenHandMovies]

"purchase this and you will be granted into heaven, or your money back" im christian, and thats retarded

also FJ

[swiftpool]

Hero derp funnyjunk

[Warwipf]

"You will never cum before god... God always cums first."

[Notthatevilguitarguy]

I am a Christian this is so funny! please don't think we are all like this FJ FTW!

[chibivampiregirl]

Psst. Homo sapiens = humans.

[Rillard1]

I know who Randall is. Legend. Legend. Legend.

[EvanThaBoer]

Oh you Christians

[SuperOltr]

FunnyJunk sent me.

[hyperhalo123]

Fake or not it is hilarious.

[TheDrOctupus]

Is this guy tryin to look like jesus?

[Physhi]

@TheDrOctupus He's like just as good or better than Jesus, Richard Burnish.

[BossMan4714]

This guy pisses me off.

[batesisbeast]

god sounds really shitty in bed

[ItsRG4M3R]

WHAT THE FUCK, WHO THE FUCK BELIEVES THIS SHIT oh wait 95% of the world ok.

[serlolol]

"If you purchase it, you will go into heaven, and you will be granted into the circle of heaven, and that is a guarantee, or your money back."

Seems Legit

[Narutoguy89]

my god this is so funny

[Letsnotzumba]

you need to give money for salvation seems legit

[Adilisawesome]

"Did it ever occur to you that, that is FUCKING RETARDED?!"

That^

[pokez117]

NOT FILTH GAYS HOMO SAPIENS ORwaiiiitt....I've just made my entire religion look completely fucking stupid.

[jaebcommakayla]

you gotta pay the price...and that price is exactly $19.99.

[oihhow]

is this real? this is a real live Christian show and these hosts are being 100% serious? it seems like the whole thing is set up because it's so hard to believe these people are that retarded

[FloDrum2107]

@oihhow i suggest watching the other 8 episodes, it will be pretty obvious that they're just doing this to mess around

[Devine5496]

I remember being there hahaha

[FrivolousKnowledge]

"Okay well you need to stop being gay."

LOL.

[ufojoedude]

you will go to heaven or your money back.........? what the....? the dude was right that is one of the most stupidest thing i have ever heard.

[kabluwi]

._.

I should stop being Homo-sapiens?

Fuck that, I'm a shark.

[ToxxicRainbowz]

I almost pissed my pants XDDDDDDDD this is hilarious

[Load0Sheep]

hah, the homo strikes again!

[brunkremtroll]

buuuuurbooooon.

[LaMesaskate]

I laughed so hard I started to cry when he told him he duct tapes his nuts to his back

[Gamerofcultex]

"you will never cum before God"

[xXetothez183Xx]

do you have to pay to call them

[LuckierKmart]

I ALWAYS MISS THIS SHOW

[TheGlorifiedGamers]

Religion is fucked up... You can't be gay? If we were all made in the vision of that fat fuck in the sky, I'm sure gays can be accept. Look at that guys hair and vest combo, it screams "Fuck me in the ass till I squeal like a little pig-slut.". FunnyJunk and 4Chan ftw.

[MREXHALE]

@TheGlorifiedGamers if someone are ugly, christians say god made them that way. but if they are gay they say they are failed and god hates them. fuck there logic.

[reapermachine]

YOU GOTTA PAAAAAAY THE PRICE PAAAAAAAY THE PRICE

[Duthos]

"God always comes first. This is the christian way."

Translation - They expect to get fucked, and not even orgasm.

[sensitivebeat]

funnyjunk, anyone?

[slashmaster14]

@sensitivebeat fuck funnyjunk.

[sensitivebeat]

@slashmaster14 sure

[AppleSauceSlave]

@sensitivebeat stfu



[sensitivebeat]

@AppleSauceSlave wow, great comment, good way to waste a perfectly good 10 Bytes in that string

[AppleSauceSlave]

@sensitivebeat dont give a shit what a funnyjunker says

[sensitivebeat]

@AppleSauceSlave pfft, such an op

[rhun664]

i wanna cum damn it!

[Cortaud]

"You gotta paaaayyy the price~"

I almost pissed myself watching this.

[koopa347]

 God you are awesome

[nene194]

What horrible editing on their part with the movies. Love the trolls, though. Randall is a great troll.

[ShadowSIK]

Honestly kinda felt a little bad for Steven after Randall hung up. He was so devastated by wat happened he "supposely" bailed out off the show and didn't return till the very end. In the full vid Randall called again nd called Richard a fag as well. Plus the whole jizzing on the cross thing probably went a bit far. Everything else was lol material

[Pr0gramm3rsFTW]

The ultimate trolls

[ODIEmoomoo]

That Jeffery guy sounds like Matt G

[XileLord]

Two stoners profiting off jesus's name with a shitty bible they created that GUARENTEES YOU WILL GET INTO HEAVEN OR YOUR MONEY BACK!!!!!!!! LOL

[xxXHunter18xx]

Don't talk about humans in their channel...they don't like humans! LOL!

[cooljunkproductions]

@DAVEpoops sure, hope you can make good poops!

[asdf1noob]

I sad face'd when i saw stevens face.

[Physhi]

That is probably the gayest thing I've ever heard, Steven.

[iskatebaker123]

omg never put that gay shit on here again

[Gool349]

gay filth and homo sapiens???? wtf

[AnotherVGP]

HAHAHAHAH THAT CD

[MuffinsExe]

Homo sapians.... im not sure if he knows that it means human...

[HeroKid55]

We're they actually in those Films..?

[booboowilson10101]

@HeroKid55 Yes.

[HeroKid55]

@booboowilson10101 They looked like Doubles..