Mayday protocol summary MAYDAY, MAYDAY, MAYDAY, This is (name of vessel repeated three times) MAYDAY, MY POSITION IS (give your GPS latitude and longitude or compass bearing from a well known object) I AM (state problem such as on fire, sinking, etc.) WITH (number of) PERSONS ON BOARD, I REQUIRE IMMEDIATE ASSISTANCE
its true, a germans english accent is funny. her are some ordinary words and how a german would pronounce it.
1. thinking =sinking
2.blade=blait, blate
3.dog=dok
4.virus=why-rus
5.bartender=batenda, bahtendah
im in berlin for more than a year. they are nice people by the way. or a ger man would say " aym in behlin foh moh zan oh yeah. zay ah nays pipel bay ze vay.
@kwasifug88 One fact to think of: Germans in berlin cant even speak german^^
Im german and I think my english is better than your examples but I have to confess that the "th" is difficult to speak. I'd love to go to the USA to train my pronunciation but the flight is so expensive... T_T
Не бред. Я Немецкий не знаю, по-этому не могу сказать в какой конторе парень оказался. Sink - это тонуть, да. Sinking - можно перевести как погружение. О том, что ниже, с тобой согласен.
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В радио эфире говорят: sinking - типо мы погружаемся, по ходу речь о каких - то аква разведчиках. . Новичёк, который поймал ту же волну, перепутал данное слово со словом thinking. И начал задавать в том же эфире (секретном каком то) вопросы, типо, а , что вы думаете о....
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that was a response to "proves that krauts are dumb" by cangalli1915 and, in no way serious at all. but yeah, I'm an asshole - for what? for not liking to be called "Nazi" or "kraut" by ignorant jerks all the time, just because I'm german, and discovering "omfgLol!!11 - sounds like Hitler"-comments to every single german video at youtube?! no offense...
and so what? I like the video, too it's funny as hell. No need to call us krauts, anyway.
they picked the best actor for this!!
mikescherr1 3 weeks ago
^^^ from above.
5.bartender=batenda, bahtendah thats how we speak in the northeast, so don't make fun!!!
scottson2 1 month ago
Mayday protocol summary MAYDAY, MAYDAY, MAYDAY, This is (name of vessel repeated three times) MAYDAY, MY POSITION IS (give your GPS latitude and longitude or compass bearing from a well known object) I AM (state problem such as on fire, sinking, etc.) WITH (number of) PERSONS ON BOARD, I REQUIRE IMMEDIATE ASSISTANCE
mattetrzy 2 months ago
hahahahhahaha
binibibo 3 months ago
Hahaha :D wie geil!!! Der verwechselt sinking mit thinking!!! xD
Unas14 3 months ago
hahahahhha!
zhorikchg 4 months ago
genius!
LaConchigliaProd 5 months ago
Muahahaha.....
MsMou1980 7 months ago
thahahahaha ^^
hofmflor 7 months ago
Haha
spartansrock100 7 months ago
HAHAHAAH stupid german people :D my cousins speak this way too :P
YunusDNZ 9 months ago
@YunusDNZ What a stupid cousin you have.
No offence there ;)
Terrystearsatlfc 8 months ago
@Terrystearsatlfc no, not at all, I found it stupid as well when they are talking English :D
YunusDNZ 8 months ago
Saw this in a german lesson, had the whole class in fits XD x
ShatteredxSpiritx 9 months ago
Awesome! x) =D
LAURA85ization 9 months ago
LOOOOOOL!!!!
nfigbioshiufdnguiotr 10 months ago
HILARIOUS!
Spidermonkey4114 10 months ago
that is so funny, i ALMOST broke my laugh box XD
kingsquidful 10 months ago
How do so many people not know ode to joy???
KitKatGirl111 11 months ago
hahaha...
This guy is so funny
He looked so innocent
by the way my english is suck too T.T
TheLocker7 11 months ago
@TheLocker7 tell to me about it lol
Todsturm 9 months ago
he is really really cuteeee:d i love him :d
imolaism 1 year ago
what are you singing about? :P
ktalutza1704 1 year ago
Funny :) But those people should improve german in order to be saved :)
vpauluss 1 year ago 3
Epic!^^
Muty71 1 year ago
what song start at the end of the video?
Vincent94315 1 year ago
@Vincent94315 it's 'ode to joy' from the german poet, friedrich schiller.
It's also the anthem of the European Union
LykosPhilos 1 year ago
@LykosPhilos
thanks a lot :)
I seek for this song for a long time
Vincent94315 1 year ago
@Vincent94315
it's called "Ode to Joy" and it's the end of Beethoven's 9th symphony.
TheTheresistancelead 1 year ago
@Vincent94315
Also interested in the song at the end of the video.Thanks
rorschachgw 8 months ago
@rorschachgw watch?v=Fba8PTx0fVE
KekszumLutschen 8 months ago
HAHAHA
MrJasonswifey 1 year ago
LMAO
bruggertje122 1 year ago
lol
lonnae8 1 year ago
lool
ec13VIP3Rhd 1 year ago
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Dituju ngagai Semua Radio Operator Bayong!
mrkechukak 1 year ago
Di tuju ngagai semua Radio Operator Bayong
mrkechukak 1 year ago
"THink or Sink? *diabolical smile"
Oh yeah, I remember my english teacher. :D
Flairon85 1 year ago
LOL
Atma01 1 year ago
Michael Caine, Funeral In Berlin..
Waiter: Bitte, mein Herr? Harry Palmer: No, Löwenbrau, please.
billyposter 1 year ago
some Germans with accent also say zis instead of this
martonezo10 1 year ago
loooooool thats dumb xDDDDDD actually some guys in my class would probably act like that (im from germany btw :p)
Dala29750 1 year ago
Awesome! That's a commercial that works :)
bgeradz 1 year ago
Is it "thinking" or "singing"?
chazzx55 1 year ago
der is so geil :D
saschaOPC 1 year ago
We can all, außer englisch.
deutschehandarbeit 1 year ago
that's funny XDD
osshauwa 2 years ago
надеюсь, никто не утонул таки)))
MarsByMars 2 years ago
i do not understand .. what they are thinking about ? They do not say in video !!
Novaequalsftw 2 years ago
They are sinking.
RafaelFeyenoordfan 2 years ago
The ship is sinking as in drowning. German cost guard do not understand him and asks what are they thinking about.
maliliisu 2 years ago
deh deh
Watsy1958 1 year ago
Thinking and sinking ,,,thats the question
gulcatay 1 year ago
hahahaha!!!
felipooooo5 2 years ago
HAHAHAHAHA
I love mystery google... you type something and it gives you something totally random.
I typed in "hamilton" and it sent me here.
Arrialovesyou 2 years ago
lol
kathleenjoy03 2 years ago
I hope I don't sound like that...
lszujo73 2 years ago
Oh my. I laughed so hard. Brilliant video.
mgt802 2 years ago 18
its true, a germans english accent is funny. her are some ordinary words and how a german would pronounce it.
1. thinking =sinking
2.blade=blait, blate
3.dog=dok
4.virus=why-rus
5.bartender=batenda, bahtendah
im in berlin for more than a year. they are nice people by the way. or a ger man would say " aym in behlin foh moh zan oh yeah. zay ah nays pipel bay ze vay.
kwasifug88 2 years ago 51
um... no, that's not true at all.!
Nutzername92a 2 years ago
sure! the people in berlin are the best!
kwasifug88 2 years ago
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theIREpro 1 year ago
@kwasifug88 One fact to think of: Germans in berlin cant even speak german^^
Im german and I think my english is better than your examples but I have to confess that the "th" is difficult to speak. I'd love to go to the USA to train my pronunciation but the flight is so expensive... T_T
theIREpro 1 year ago
ummmmmmmmmmmm are u guys russiain ore german?
peer2102 2 years ago
Russian
taekwondoistic 2 years ago
Спасибо))) Действительно очень оригинально))
ArsentyevAndrey 2 years ago
Бред.
Sink - это тонуть.
"We are sinking" - "Мы тонем"
Парень ответил "What are you thinking about" - "О чем вы думаете."
Шутка в том, что слова sinking и thinking произносятся одинаково почти. И в конце надпись "Улучши свой англиский"
И рекламируется курсы английского языка.
Betrozen 2 years ago 2
Не бред. Я Немецкий не знаю, по-этому не могу сказать в какой конторе парень оказался. Sink - это тонуть, да. Sinking - можно перевести как погружение. О том, что ниже, с тобой согласен.
GrihaD 2 years ago
мужики обьясните тупому в чем смысл?)))
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GrihaD 2 years ago
Ржунимагу, какие нафиг "аква-разведчики"?!
Mayday-mayday! We are sinking! We are sinking!
Mayday — международный сигнал бедствия в радиотелефонной связи
Improve your English! :-)
ekomkov 2 years ago 2
Согласен,облажался малясь.
{штудирую англо - русский}
GrihaD 2 years ago
Гы-ы-ы! Баян порватый! :)
lp3v 2 years ago
При чем тут баян? оО
IronIronMark 2 years ago
Ыыыыхыхы :))))
FreeRider777777 2 years ago
H@H@
andruxa251 2 years ago
Епт, улыбнуло, сцуко любопытный немчура...
EvaldenOdessit 2 years ago
haha TOP NICE
inamorato86 2 years ago
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deanriam 2 years ago
LOL
SoulLessCalibur 2 years ago
LOL! this is so funny! Imagine if that happened in REAl life!?!?!
vanillabean678 2 years ago
hehehe 'zis is de german coastgarrt' lol hahaha
j12196 2 years ago
I watch this many time, but this is the BEST of the BEST never fails to give me a good laugh until tear in my eyes.... HAHAHA
dcstar88 2 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAHA great
ZantoriYamato 2 years ago
lol, title ruins the joke though :(
RafaelFeyenoordfan 2 years ago 2
Yeah but it was actually an advertisment on german tv^^ aaah it laughes me to tears too everyyytime^^
GodnessOfShadow 2 years ago
hahahahahahhahahaha i'd give it about infinity ratings its awsome dude or dudette
barzkie123 2 years ago
ROFL
yigaltheking 2 years ago
what are you thinking about !!!
Will07e 2 years ago
über fail! haha lol love it!
1337NL 2 years ago 3
It should be on failblog
MonkeyCheif3000 2 years ago 2
XD epic fail
Wurst360 2 years ago
this vid is really fantastic xDD 5/5
Marki0092 3 years ago
lol
karg78 3 years ago
LOL
FrostBeardFilms 3 years ago
Brilliant - I give you big crap!
deadPOETbastard 3 years ago
Das ist GANZ TOLL!!! Nice ;)
MKLPTR 3 years ago
My german teacher showed this to us. God i miss that class! danke, frau fowler
Justin2129 3 years ago
lol
gzuznegao 3 years ago
my all time favourite ad!
CircusFreaque 3 years ago
my teacher showed me this
boratson69 3 years ago
ha yea so did mine! lol
xIRISHMAN17x 2 years ago
my history teacher showed us this in class lol
legoman1996 3 years ago
funniest vid ever
lasteve99 3 years ago
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what are u singing about
iGeekPro 3 years ago
what are you SINKING about.
bylandl 3 years ago
fail
M3nTo5 2 years ago
this is hilarious!! my algebra teacher showed us this in class!!
lapage77 3 years ago
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jacobcox3 3 years ago 4
:D... and i sink zat zis video shows ze reality...
mCHbCK 3 years ago
lol lol lol lol hahahahahahahahahahahahah
betlejuice7 3 years ago
Chapeau to Germans! Shows that they've acquired the very much needed distance to themselves.
LMB222 3 years ago
dreamcatcher741,
THUMBS UP!!!!!!!!! I "sink" it's absolutely hilarious!!!!!!!!
Saphiewinner 3 years ago
My German teacher showed me this. Fucking awesome.
uglymug211 3 years ago
lol!!! its really funny!
trinnz2 3 years ago
lolol
gelwood 3 years ago
i love it! xD 'what are you sinking about' hahahaha! xD
LilleMissNanna 3 years ago
AWESOME! ROFLMAO!
WTsource 3 years ago 5
I would not like to be the guy who's sinking! lol
rapljwop 3 years ago 6
Man that's funny!
rapljwop 3 years ago 4
ha ha ha, koennt mich krumm lachen!
LilaVollmond 3 years ago 4
hahahahaha!!!!!!! We are sinking... What are you thinking about? thumbs up if you think this is hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dreamcatcher741 3 years ago 23
legendär
1234ferrttz 3 years ago 3
hehe, das hab ich vor ewigkeiten mal im kino gesehen. XD
bakiba88 3 years ago 4
literally lol!
dryan2 4 years ago 3
HYPER ROFL ;)
chr0MPA7 4 years ago 3
LMAO! My German teacher showed us this, and I still crack up every time I watch it! XD
Vampira1331 4 years ago 3
LOL
+1 for DerAntagonist
Funny ass video m8
P0Nt3 4 years ago 2
hahahahahhaha omfg i love this
sexiigroup 4 years ago
ahahahaaa!
rusmagnus 4 years ago
wujalemmejustwaitacantchawontchawhythawhattha
wompajomp 4 years ago
oh, this is so funny! lol
Gitus91 4 years ago 8
that was on killinaskully
googolplex1234 4 years ago
hahahahahaha that is awesome!
Darkun 4 years ago 5
haha ist so tight
andrewgorny 4 years ago 5
uhuhuhuhuhu
SIEG32 4 years ago
Geil. N Kumpel aus Amerika hat mir das gezeigt, und ich konnte nich mehr vor lachen :-D
wedge02 4 years ago
shut up cangalli1915 !
Jaffa05 4 years ago
LOL
;0)
josepinho 4 years ago
OMG! This is the way how some people speak in English. I know such a person with the same sound "TH":D:D It is funny!
superchicken1985 4 years ago
LMAO
Azuraus 4 years ago
dAAmn i love this vid! i can't stop watching it loool LMFAO
Alunacix 4 years ago
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proves that krauts are dumb
Cangalli1915 5 years ago
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Watch your tongue! We might attack you with one of our nazi planes - or we team up with the Soviet Union to kick your ass.
DerAntagonist 4 years ago
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asshole
leoyanghk 4 years ago
that was a response to "proves that krauts are dumb" by cangalli1915 and, in no way serious at all. but yeah, I'm an asshole - for what? for not liking to be called "Nazi" or "kraut" by ignorant jerks all the time, just because I'm german, and discovering "omfgLol!!11 - sounds like Hitler"-comments to every single german video at youtube?! no offense...
and so what? I like the video, too it's funny as hell. No need to call us krauts, anyway.
DerAntagonist 4 years ago 17
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kraut
leoyanghk 4 years ago
amAzing!!!!
bhabte 5 years ago
...OMG....hahahaha....LMFAO...
reblwoacoz 5 years ago
hahahaha!
virmaitea 5 years ago