Spanish for Everyone Scene 3

[ddensu]

LA ZORRA!

JAJAJAAJAJAJAJAJAJA

[TheRandomEpicVideos]

Wait a second... this game doesn't make any fucking sense

Bulls are colorblind

[Flaremancer]

Notice how there's a coyote head on the map. What's a coyote? A person who smuggles drugs and immigrants into the US

[PsychoKrazyTime]

Hmm...weird guy in the middle of nowhere who knows the kids name, has a creppy smirk on his face, and evil sounding music. I wonder what this could mean?

[laxur1312]

LA ZORRA xD

[tredlow]

"For men would never understand that bulls can talk"

You know, if the bulls just TALK to them, they might understand.

[BadguyEX]

Are you -really- learning Spanish? Or are your strange menagerie of questionable tutors teaching you something else?

[TheCrippledWerewolf]

JEEPS ARE COOL!

[kyshsmit]

dude how do you get to this scene i have been playing forever and im still at the first location

[monkeymagic1986]

cant belive i actually bought this game

[CarmenMCSpetenshi]

RACIST

[tayyyen]

Jeeps are cool!

[ccricers]

Don't worry guys, the bull will be okay! It is not customary and discouraged to kill the bull in Mexican bullfights, unlike in Spain.

[xparasite9]

Yes, because you always just jump into a vehicle with a foreigner claiming to know someone who knows you. :|

[Perszeusz]

Hey Shawn! Come here MAH BOI!!!

[yapayepayepa]

entiendo la parte de exportador meramente, pero el resto (desde "la zorra") son estereotipos puros y duros... y algo de racismo

[LakeHikariAsakura]

This game is pure racism... it sickens me...

[supadupamarioguy21]

he randomly says "JEEPS ARE COOL!"

[imsixcolors]

Who the hell wrote this game?! He's an exporter to America? Any guesses about what he might be exporting that he needs to stop in a dangerous town before heading out to meet a wealthy guy who just ran from the cops?

[ConservativeCat]

I love how dark the bull is. "Today, I meet my maker... red devil will not fall today." And the kid is grinning like a doofus the entire time.

[FinalRound]

"Jeeps are cool!"

I have nothing to say to his kid, nor the people who put him in these situations.

[Tandy400]

Haha, this kids logic is whacked. "JEEPS ARE COOL." That is a perfect reason to get in a jeep with a man you haven't seen for God knows how long. I LOVE THIS CLIP.

[SpamNapkin]

JEEPS ARE COOL

[gndn47]

JEEPS ARE COOL

[SpamNapkin]

ARE COOL JEEPS

[supadupamarioguy21]

in Soviet, Rusia, cool is Jeeps

[nrox653]

La Zorra: The town of pedophiles and all other random gay people XD

[laspanishchica]

this game looks pretty boring all you do is read , ah?

[Toggle1200]

Christ, first this kid gets raped by his aunt, then a FUCKING BULL, and now his so called "tio juan"? God, his ass must hurt.

[neoplayer25]

'I'll ride with you, cuz JEEPS ARE COOL!!!one1!'

...messed up kid!

[neoplayer25]

nvm, i found out

[neoplayer25]

now, what is 'la zorra'?

[Justgetmein]

La zorra is slang for slut in spanish, I'm mexican and all i can say is Lulz!

[CIApunisher916]

Greatest game EVER!

[EMike07]

"I'm going to die, FYI"

"Don't care. BRB, pedo"

"Rape time."

[ThefastandAlexK]

Mu bien, otra cosa para el saco de idioteces k tiene el juego... La Zorra?, k mierda de pueblo es ese?

[kalorius]

"La Zorra" xDDDDDD

[went22]

"As a toro, I must now fight in the colosseum of man against the evil red devil"

This game is the best source of quotes I have ever seen.

(Lo de "La Zorra" suena a coña. ¿No había más pueblos en todo México o qué?)

[vendy15]

no creo que este juego enseñe mucho español. La zorra? pero que nombre es ese para un pueblo? jajaaja

[Zirullin]

El tio es traficanteXD y encima vive en la zorraXDXDXD

[ShyCheat]

LA ZORRA XDDDDDD

In Spain we usually call the bitches "zorras" xDDDDDD.

[UnoriginalUsername06]

Obviously, when he says exporter, he means drugs, because we all know the only products they have south of the U.S. is drugs.

[Panpizza15]

I havent been to Mexico in about 2 weeks, I dont remember it looking like a Zoro movie with very old buildings and bad guys with pony tails.

[Jaassd]

LA ZORRA XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[OgnarPliskin]

Jeeps are cool!

[masterofpuppies91]

"I am going to meet my maker"

So, he's gonna die?

WHAT INSANE ADVENTURE AWAITS OUR HERO NOW!?

Hey Shawn! Come here, mah boi!

[linkin800]

LMFAO if you get in car with me we'll both be safe!

[Mendisal]

Hola, yo os enseñare español

[mindofchester]

all they did was stole the plot from the movie Babel. Especially the talking bull.

[KOKOLOKO128]

´´la zorra´´ ha ha!! XD

[dexmix]

for those english speaking readers out there, la zorra is slang ;)

this game is just sooo ridiculous!

[AuenButterfly]

He's not a stranger. "Tio" means "uncle".

[Raeegar19]

I guess its okay to go into a car with a complete stranger if he has a jeep cause "Jeeps are cool!!!"

[drgn5022]

Is this game suppose to teach us Spanish or is it suppose to teach little kids that they should get in any car they are told to get in?

[Gamemaster64]

Well all the vehicles had been owned to someone the kid knows. Though I don't understand what the whole Spanish thing is about to the storyline. Everyone he meet speak English.

[justtrytostopus90]

what kind of family takes a little kid probably goes to first grade. to mexico and leaves him there on the back of a truck with a bull. an animal that can kill him. then gets dumped at an abandoned looking town where pedophiles could be. the family must REALLY hate him if thats their plan to get rid of him.

[justtrytostopus90]

its funny how the kid just kept waving te whole time the bull was talking. he shouldve said "dont wave while im talking you little prick it pisses me off!"

[BrianShaneRushton]

Does anyone find it odd how the bull is just going off to die but the kid and bull himself doesn't seem to care at all.

[GreigaSP]

I lol'd, seriously I noticed that too.

[CorpoalSphynx]

You have to post the ending, dammit!

[sologamer87]

I'm almost at the next location. Expect the next scene real soon.

[CorpoalSphynx]

Sorry if I sounded pushy, that wasn't my intention.

[ForteMP3]

POST THE ENDING PLZ.

[Lyokofreak101]

Ha, if I somehow get this game I'm going to burn it.

Anyone with me?

[Bluith]

That boy is going to become quite the coke mule

[Zeldarulah]

Jeeps are cool!

[GamerXD101]

MUST..HAVE..ENDING!!!

[twoworldsin1]

How do you say "YOU GONNA GET RAPED" in Spanish?

[SoraThe1WingedAngel]

Te van a voilar (my spelling is off)

[ilolaola]

Te van a violar.

[tyrael23333]

Must have scene 4!

Please.

[rubino83]

"I will go die now. By Shawn."

"Bye Mr. Bull! Hello Uncle Cholo!"

Wtf...

[MiniDJBeirne]

JEEPS ARE COOL!

[Nanako52]

"Once again it seems that your mysterious mentor enjoyed the time it had with you" Can we say Bestiality overtones?

[WeToddEd049]

Jeeps are cool!

[daideno]

pedo / racist / dealer / training!

[blindreaper21]

Zoophilic too!

[NShimaru]

This is the most epic game ever.

[OSVahn]

What a friendly coke smuggler.

Jeeps are cool!

[Slashmire]

La Zorra is an actual city in Mexico people, originates from The Fox, any kotakuite can also mention that in their threads.

[staretheinfant]

My money is on that the developers didn't know that, and just looked up "bitch" in a Spanish-English dictionary, which is how I would presume they knew how to make the actual Spanish part of the game, since I'm seeing nil about grammar, just a bunch of weird vocabulary like "cream" and "telepathy."

[muffinmcmuffin]

I need to know what happens next!

[Deses]

WTF. "LAZORRA" in English this means "THE BITCH". LOL

[acanthopleura]

hollabackin to all ma peepz in YCS

[pieman19]

this kid is doing all this to get a DS back? wow now thats what u call a true gamer

[Chroenix]

No, that's what you call a dumbass.

[maneater96]

thats right,but he can find money laying around the sides of the road dropped by hobos to buy another one!

[Z3r02007]

This game gets even more epic by the moment.

[elmnt61]

oh my GODDDD hahahhahahha

[NoirXT]

They kill off the talking bull. ^^

"I'm now an 'exporter'" of course... and this 'exporter' probably has a good reason to hang around in a ghost town.

"It seems that your mysterious mentor enjoyed the time it had with you" XD

[Panzerdrako]

do nintendo knowns la zorra it is a very bad name for a town?

it just like put "bitch" or "you know what" for a name...

sigh...

[VaatiPwns]

JEEPS ARE COOL

[integratetruth]

nay, forget me, for men would never understand that bulls can talk....awesome

[BurningSkyFilms]

i love how shawn is always blaming himself for his misfortune and is hopping willingly into stranger's cars

[ForteMP3]

But how does it end?! HOW DOES IT END?!

[darkpen]

this game is EPIC

[Darcinovitch]

JEEPS ARE COOL

[SpamNapkin]

COOL ARE JEEPS

[WarioSixFour]

lol

[tyrael23333]

This game is pure gold.

Let's ride with strangers!