Sarah PALIN's CEO COCK UP!

[GlenGlingo9]

I hereby rate this 5 Nazi CEO's

[chelseches]

5 out of 5 office memos on stone tablets

[timw1207]

Subscribed!!! 5 out of 5 stone tablet memos circulated around the oval office to you!

[MorroWolf]

5 out of 5 back peddling bullshit signs

[roboldguard]

Thats five dead polar bears right there

[bakasennin]

5 out of 5 VPILF paper jams.

[AMan095]

this is amazing =D

and true

[charmed093]

my hot videos get removed and hers don't?

[thedeciver]

i give this 5 Crappy black and white printers with lipstick out of 5

[madhatter1334]

five print1-outs-of-alaska-in-relat­ion-to-russia out of five!

[kclem69]

I'm rating this video 5 ridiculous names for her children.. That's 5 ridiculous names for her children. long live Mark Day!!!

[WNYmathGuy]

You are awesome and I could listen to you for hours. Funny you didn't touch the idea that they couldn't run HP the way she did. I remember hating HP for some years and it was during the Compaq buy-up, an Fiorina exclusive. It just proves you can never judge a country by their politicians.

[HalloweenFreakx]

I loved it. xD

[chapaev36]

But that means you liked it!

[tomprice494]

Rating: Five heartbeats away from the oval office!

[BillP2000]

I assume that by now you've seen Sarah Palin's infamous "interviews". Need I say more......? Case closed

[docsigma]

5 hockey-stick-length lolcats out of 5

[seth454]

meowarchy you bay area cat fag.

maybe you and kevin rose can go fuck some under age girls this weekend?

snaggle tooth SG girls DON'T COUNT!

urban dictionary, SEE skid.

! @ U

[cow741]

5 hockey sticks in the pus out of 5

[SandmanOpiate]

5 deregulated economies out a 5.

I got credit default swaps on you if you ever make a bad video.

[angriffderaffen]

done very well

[bakedBroadcasted420]

??? so you don't want Sarah Palin as vice-president simply because she cant run a printer? And you don't want McCain as president because he got tortured defending this country, and doesn't has the ability to use a computer when presidents of the past were not as computer literate either? ...okay!

[RhumanIaffectionP]

Well I don't want Palin as our VP because she's ignorant of what's going on and thinks she has foriegn policy because Alaska is geographically close to Russia! Serving our country doesn't qualify for a president....and that's not the reason why some people don't want to vote for him.

[aluisious]

LOL. Carly Fiorina isn't qualified to run HP either.

That's why she got fired after fucking it up.

[bakedBroadcasted420]

Now that's funny!

[silviakitsune]

5 symbolically jammed copiers out of 5.

[warren52nz]

It looks to me like Sarah Palin's a Bible Thumping Warmonger. Just what we need after the Bush cock up!!!

[dgkeb]

Hahaha very funny stuff.

[iffalse]

I rate this 3 smileys, 2 ducks, and a hat.

Take that.

[thest3alth]

That is the most epic rating ever.

[greybeard55]

I rated it 5 that's 5 lol cock up cats ... can you do that?

[SsgtJ911]

i rate it five funny lolcats.

[scumfuccrust]

not funny

[HawthornWitch]

Five Pu... Very funny lolcatz

[pollooo]

Love the rating system!!! Hope the rest of the US does aswel... ;-)

[7thDayAtheist]

I give it 5 nuclear missiles aimed at Russia from Palin's backyard lit from a magnifying glass held in Palin's "I'm curious to see how fast I can kill this" hand.

[Anonymousseraph]

oh snap

[broadenedvantage]

cheers

[Robert697]

it IS over for America, or have you not been payingn attention to the financials?

time for a revolution.

Hope you're armed ... Palin is.

[InOzWeTrust]

5 Blurry Copies of yourself out of 5

[bjasmine]

Wasn't Carly Fiorina the ex CEO who nearly drove HP into the ground, or is it just my odd memory?

[dgthall]

Brilliant, Mark, f*ing brilliant!!!!

You have really hit a groove with this Palin stuff, it's even better than the Smiley Equation - and you should know, that's saying something!

[infinite1000]

that was actually really good...

[ginorosa]

sory no ingles.

[thecloudswillattack]

usted como el olor sucio de Jamaica

[buraiallanstarforce]

did any1 notice he sped up @ the end and stopped the video quickly like he had to use the toilette or something?

[olliepwnsall]

Yeah that was kinda unusual.

[howdyhowdy5]

Mark Day is hilarious, and perhaps THE best comic on YouTube. Keep the good stuff coming, Mark!

"If she can't run LaserJets, keep her away from fighter jets."

[maxh1056]

very well said

[throwapie]

sorry folks i thought that printer was a polar bear for a second... haha

[AngryChemist]

5 Fives out of fives.

[Quartermeat]

Steve Gutenburg Rocks!!!

[Quartermeat]

Oh yeah, I mean... 5 Marginally funny Police Academy movies out of 4 Marginally funny Police Academy movies. BTW, should we really pronounce lol as lawl? IDK. Confusing.

[Valkes]

No, Lol and Lawlz are distinctly different words... Lol is meant to express humor, while lawl is more a degrading sort of term used to make fun of people.

[RobTheGamer]

5 out of 5 Worried Matt Damons. Great video Mark!

[Necroantics]

5 Super Long LOLcat Printing Lines.

[Hochuuami]

I go to youtube just to watch your stuff these days ;D

[XxShadowofstorms13xX]

5 V.P.I.L.F.I.N.A.T.O.R.S.

[brandbulldawg]

5 Scub bombs

[cybawatt]

5 transvestite printing presses.

[PrincessPoodlePoo]

5 caribou fur lined brassieres

[wojosmith]

I rate it FIVE Congressional subpenas!!!!!

[Wolfmon12]

5 McCain triple bypass surgeries out of 5

[TormentedByDemons]

Do you charge postage for the signs? My forehead is approximately 1.5" high and 5" wide. Red ink plz.

[MarkDayComedy]

It's extra for express mail.

[Wolfmon12]

pshh...laser jets, fighter jets, whats the difference?

[MarkDayComedy]

It's cheaper to refill a fighter jet than a laser jet.... maybe.

[redfistaor]

LULCATZ

[artemavich]

I love your accent, lol

[joelkellireed]

5 babies

[thegrumblychoncho]

5 pit bulls with lipstick

[jeishiikanzaki]

I can't think of a possible rating system, it's too hard today. I dunno. Five "I Can See Russia From My House"'s...

[dtorres0979]

funny as he...

[graveyardpc]

Five pretty printer phrases for parody purpose pussies pulling down Palin's plans.

[MarkDayComedy]

Perfect

[F0XTR0T]

5 technologically challenged Alaskan vice-presidential candidates

[dontheman17]

That's 5 "I got me tie stuck in it's gears again" Stars.

[drdannyboy]

That's 5 Palin printer paper jams.

[teenmommy]

we get it, you don't like Palin...get over it. It's getting old, she's still better than you

[jeishiikanzaki]

@teenmommy - Ooooh, that was intelligent sounding.

[MarkDayComedy]

Better at what? can we be more specific?!

but yeah, 3 videos in a row, a bit of a stretch...

[vidensodoacer]

I loved how you could stretch the metaphor along throughout the video; however, at half-way through, the metaphor use was a bit shaky.

5 Artistic Metaphors.

(Fiorina might have been a safer choice for McCain if he was set on a woman, and her business experience would've helped.)

[InvaderTaizic]

You're accent is to awesome LOL But you're still funny. Good stuff :D

[ProudlyFree]

good stuff,,

[sahuy]

5 laserjet dot matrix printers with their own 14.4 baud modems! Yabba Dabba Doo!

[Espiriteus]

Thank the stars that someone can take politics and make it entertaining. Five cosmetically painted technological sexual innuendos.

[Bhuggy13]

5 huge lines for lolcatz printouts

[Morathor]

5 pussy printouts on the door to the Oval Office.

[danielhayles]

That's the best one you've done in a while. Nice work, 5 Lady-Goals for you

[MarkDayComedy]

I kinda liked it better than the last one, but the view-count has spoken. Next video? Some nonsensical street fair rubbish...

[kryshock]

5 crappy black and white printers with lipstick on them

[ankskag]

5 gun missfires in dick chanys foot

[downhill240]

From 1996 till 2002 Palin was Mayor of Wasilla Alaska Population 5,000. Obama was Senator of the 13th district in Chicago pop.800,000. from 1996 till 2002. Palin/McCain is Big Oil's wet dream. 5 stars for you!

[strangedailythings]

5 new printerfillings^^

[weefroggy12]

5 stone tablets telling jack to go see the boss

[zetzuISNOTaplant]

Rate it 5 times sarah palin has gotten knocked up today

[pNUT208]

I rate it FIVE marginally funny Police Academy movies.

[rawkstarr89]

Loved all of. My fav, printing puberty!!

[Elithrion]

I rate it 5 hilarious lolcats.

Although I have to concur Carly that not a one of them is remotely qualified to run a major company.

[terridot]

Although I disagree with you on almost everything political, I do find your material funnier. Stay on the political rants! But if you would be so kind, Barry is just as silly. Kindergardeners, bananas, condoms... C'mon you can find comedy gold in that somewhere.

"I'd hit that"... love it.

[MarkDayComedy]

Well, I appreciate you sticking around. I think I'm only going to find "Barry" funny if he's safely keeping Palin out of my library books. Not that I go to the library, but still...

[terridot]

O'bama... silly irishman. He's related to Brad Pitt according to the (a'hem) ladies on the View.

[AgentX30]

He is Scottish

[terridot]

No O'bama is an Irishman.

[bucsrule9997]

I gave it 5 snippets of scrap paper with lipstick on it.

[genericwhitefemale]

I rate it 5 rape kits.

[grahamkeithtodd]

i rate it five(5)lipstick waring pigs on acid

that's five(5)lipstick waring pigs on acid!

[DubaiVol]

Another winner, Mark. The frothing of the fundy neocon mouths means you're hitting the target.

I rate it 5 Supreme Court Justice nominations.

The biggest reason to vote against Palin.

[northernopaltrader]

fucking funny ,but i fear her printer button is a bit flogged out !

[joeevil]

That's 1 apostate star.

[Teghania]

D:

What happened to all the /really/ funny stuff?

[vivahateakaanabanana]

i give it 5 keep her away from the white house

thats 5 keep her away from the white house

[LovelyYTRocks]

Sarah Palin's e-mail account got hacked.

I got a few photos of her e-mails.

[BardsSword]

I'm no going to say whether or not I support Obama or McCain. I am going to say, however, that the last two of Mark Day's videos have been incredibly disappointing to me. It sounds like he just reads op-eds with a scottish accent. I go to youtube to wind down, because I've heard to much of politics in my day. I don't want to be blasted by politics again. Mark Day, please go back to making fun of the iphone and dvd special features. Those sketches are funnier.

[MarkDayComedy]

I've run out of stuff to say about the iPhone but unfortunately Sarah Palin is the gift that keeps on giving.... if anything else strikes me as amusing, i'll get to it.... sorry!

[bobpeters61]

That's 5 lipstick pipelines.

[psylum1]

5 lipstick-wearing Hockey Penises!

[IAm1Sheep]

Mark you've done it AGAIN!!!

Seriously ROFLMAO

[thrainboez]

Five lipstick-wearing laser jets printers.

Love the metaphor; hilarious!

[NogginDew]

Best. Metaphor. Ever. xD

[tracker1312]

I give it five penis hockey sticks, that's five penis hockey sticks!

[bigandy2001]

5 wee red stars beside the word RATE thats 5 wee red stars beside the word RATE

[s13ge]

Mark Day: Real American Hero

[KOALAZERO]

5 lolcats X3

[melektawus]

You're stretchin'....

[MarkDayComedy]

Always.

[moomoomeal]

5 pussys, as in lulz cats

[hellishangel2444]

5 back paddling bullshit bosses

[boundless1986]

5 lipstick wearing piggies

[finn292]

5 religious bimbos running for a party that thinks that women will vote for a man they hate just because he put a woman on the ticket.

[PyroAnarchist23]

5 failed election systems out of 5 XD

[kathicII]

5 polar bear printers

[majorgeek]

I rated this 5 hockey sticks placed inside your lady goal.

Fantastic job, Mark! This is definitely one of your funniest videos in the last couple months.

[KitDivine]

5 Really funny lol cats getting there print buttons hit by confused polar bears out of 5! Wonderful as always

[golfingrobert]

5 crack strawberry milkshakes

[gabrielm562]

5 lulz(?) cats

[mooseman9999]

5 amazing lolcats

[DarlingDeather]

5 lipstick-wearing crappy printers mistaken for shiny new laserjets.

[JayKHazen]

5 marginally-funny Police Academy movies

[DamienHell]

I voted 5 polically questionable inuendos out of 5

[lamnaa]

5 votes for the Alaskan Independence Party

[Wasd3r]

5 abstinence-free hot womenz.

[ChenCenter]

5 goals Mark! you're great. just a curious question... can you do a good american accent? that might be an interesting stab at a video. at least i'd like to hear it.

[MarkDayComedy]

Frankly, i can only do a horrible american accent and have no desire to inflict it on people

[DavidPierron]

DPwyv.

[CoolHandJohnny]

absolutely excellent! i give it five unqualified lipstick-wearing printers, that's five unqualified lipstick-wearing printers.

[goddessbecca]

5 girly goals! That 5 girly goals!

wonderful as usual. thanks.

[orki1960]

5 24-pin Dot Matrices (I went back to dot matrix printer a few months ago, I got fed up with cartridge/toner costs)

[HubertCumberdale22]

5 printed lipstick-wearing pussies flying through a pipeline on an inkjet

[doubleyoubee723]

5 Alaskan Ink Pipelines

[N0VAOwAnGe]

5 blurry copies of myself!!

[Freeburnerr]

5 lipstick-wearing inkjets disguised as laser printers

[Aprildew]

5 refillable cartridges!

[idgirl97]

you're hot like whoah, and I love your mind so much I want to clone it! I give this video 5 cloned Markdaycomedy brains up!

[ferroman]

5 "it's over for America" printed out signs

[brokenglass2008]

Five finger painting cavemen.

THIS VIDEO ROCKED.

[MarkDayComedy]

Cheers

[chubchaser69]

5 back-peddling bullshit signs

[eventide925]

Five LOL Catz... Because They really ARE amazing pussies!

[goldsnake5]

5 bloody quintuplet copies of myself

[disposablebook2]

...O wad some Power the giftie gie us

To see oursels as ithers see us!

It wad frae mony a blunder free us,

An' foolish notion: ...

from "To a Louse" by Robert Burns

[MarkDayComedy]

Aye.

[Figgster]

5 CHARGING MAH LAZORRRRRRR printer jets.

[NormanatorUK]

where in scotland are you from?

[MarkDayComedy]

Just outside glasgow

[Geoshi]

5 mistaken looking polar bears, out of 5 =)

[gamefreak000151]

I give it 5 lol pussy cats

[smokincigs]

5 out of 5 half printed sheets of the funny paper!

[mickey6688]

Damn you're funny, and your delivery is simply top notch.

[lighthouse412]

5 really funny lolcats running for president.

[januarygrrl]

Great video! I've rated it 5 tubes of "Republican Red" lipstick!

[MarkDayComedy]

INsert joke about republican sex scandal here

[mlooshka]

I'm rating it five UK-passports at the ready.

[pwarkentin2pc]

So, the CEO of HP is more important and complex than being president of the US. During Fiorina's HP CEO tenure, the market halved HPs value and the company incurred heavy job losses (Wikipedia). After being dismissed from that job she is now McCain's top economic advisor. Hmm... If McCain wins, I'll take one of your signs Mark.

[MarkDayComedy]

I ran out of ink, so now I'm using fingerpaints. I may be some time