Denis Leary on bike riders

[riversock23]

denis leary is brilliant!

[davenewcomb]

Leary is knockin,' get ready

[xodis9]

how does this queer bate go from awesome denis leary videos to wanting subscribers for fucking mario cart?!

[trexguy]

I live in Asheville NC. A great place but it is filled with these "share the road" pretentious hippie assholes. I am a huge liberal but ...roads were made for CARS!!

Thanks for the video clip.

[Tarantio1983]

@trexguy maybe the newer ones were, but most of the old ones here in britain we made for peasents to walk down while the rich rode by on horses ... only motorway and highways were purpose built for cars!

[B0ombastix]

My new hero

[Evilacidfunker]

0.29-0.35 thats the most thats ever been said in that short space of time

[nypad5]

@Evilacidfunker heahahaha in one breath haha

[Willverinerage]

"wake the fuck up and smell the maple nut crunch" LOL

[jimbobanalbeats]

I ride my bike in the city. They have bike paths though.

[jimbobanalbeats]

@moneyfcmike Why did you remove your comment? I wanted to see it.

[moneyfcmike]

@jimbobanalbeats I wanted to resay what I originally posted. I thought that I posted my new comment. Anyways, I was saying that I ride bikes, but what Leary said about bike riders is pretty true. I've seen my fair share of dumbass bike riders over where I live. And that's in an area where traffic isn't as big an issue like it is in New York.

[mindylinky]

WOOHOO

[funhatecrimes]

denis leary for president

[THEdeterminationX]

(Y) move to china (Y)

[theMAXILOPEZpsycho]

I say get the cars off the road and have all the room for bikes!

[heehomaster]

We need some one like him to step up and help fill the shoes Carlin left behind when he died Lewis Black can't do it all 

[XxELiTeGLiTcHeRsxX]

it just blows my mind, I am stunned and shocked in awe, when videos like this surface. Where do they find the time to make some crap garbage like this?

[nypad5]

@XxELiTeGLiTcHeRsxX no srsly why you so mad tho?

[MindlessKiwi]

@XxELiTeGLiTcHeRsxX  Get laid. (:

[nypad5]

@MindlessKiwi says the kid who makes call of duty videos O____________________________o

posted so everyone can read and laugh at you

[PaNiCxCO]

@XxELiTeGLiTcHeRsxX lol probably a biker

[nypad5]

@PaNiCxCO ohhh for sure man...for sure!

[Hendrixes]

a bit agressive aren´t we? extra dose of steroids this morning?

[samyruo101]

ladies and gentlemen, president denis leary is gonna present his fuck you dance like he does every morning lol i luv him!!! he's awsum!!

[nypad5]

@samyruo101 Man I wish he would fire up the stand up again and do another one, im sure there are tons of stuff today that piss him off LOL.

[sammyruo]

@nypad5 omg ya totally! recently, he showed up in chicago for either stand up or singing, and i was so mad cause it was totally sold out! :-( next time im definitely getting tickets!

[samyruo101]

@nypad5 fyi, that sammyruo comment was me :-)

[londea88]

@nypad5 Why did he stop?

[nypad5]

@londea88 current events in stand-up form through his eyes would be HBO gold today! I Guess maybe he just gave up on the comedy thing and just focused on his acting.

[Saxe333]

@londea88 I think he must have ran out of Bill Hicks material.

[chriszanf]

@nypad5 like Bill Hicks being dead so he cant steal his new material?

[Eaglespawn]

I`m loaded,,,open up Denis so I can shoot it in your mouth,,,

[CanineFaeces]

@Eaglespawn I'll cut your bastard throat.

[Eaglespawn]

Yahhh,didn`t even finish the vid cause DENIS LEARY LICKS BALL BAGS,,,

[xXPKMA77YPKXx]

@Eaglespawn Why did you click on this video then dumbfuck?

[mtb416]

I love riding my bike through traffic and feel I am safe doing it if I myself am being careful, no, super careful. But I do not for one second expect courtesy from drivers nor think a biker should be smack in the middle of traffic. Of course I don't wear lycra either.....

[Program61Lamza]

My French teacher talks like this guy LOL

[fordtruckluver4ever]

hah i wish Denis was the president of the united states.

"wake the fuck up and smell the maple nut crunch!" lmao

[ThElOneSolDIeR1]

Dennis is a true american

[jonny23000]

@ThElOneSolDIeR1 was that a compliment?

[jonny23000]

@ThElOneSolDIeR1 Was that a compliment?

[IngaPapagaj]

alas

[chriszanf]

@ThElOneSolDIeR1 If "true american" means ripping off all your material from Bill Hicks then I guess you're right.

[BelfastAtheist]

@ThElOneSolDIeR1

By that, I presume you meant he's a person who steals what doesn't belong to him? I suppose that would make him, ''Original American'' as opposed ''True American''.

[cwoodslinger]

If they stay in a bicycle lane or are riding provided trails (that my tax dollars helped fund) I don't have a problem with em. When they ride 3 and 4 wide on a twisty country backroad, impeding traffic, and being a MAJOR safety hazard to my family, my trucks bigger. I'm not gonna put my fam in danger for a skunk in the road, much less a byciclist!

[Hybie]

Oh, yes...That man is a true hero! He's reading my mind...

[dannyW900]

bonk bonk you´re dead! lmao

[thatkrazyguyukno]

LOL

Bikers = Fags

[abereiter]

Are you the authority on fags?

[wisconsincountrygal]

lol "red lights here mean stop if you want to"

[himheartagram007]

i have a whisle "tweet tweet" ya well I have a horn "uhhhhh uhhhhh" your dead!!!!

[MuslimNinjaAssassin]

I really hate when people use the Road for bike rideing. I just about got into two wreaks trying to pass them.

[thefirefighter]

i cant stop those fucking bike massangers i hate them so fucking much

[nypad5]

wahh almost 100,000 even tho its been almost 3 years since I have uploaded this

[lenniet]

He is one angry man eh?

[RhINO4711]

He is indeed :D

[PeaceOut2U07]

"I have a HORN! CLONG CLONG, YOU'RE DEAD!!!"

:D

[hilhorst234]

Partageons la route!

[tredwest]

I can't stand any driver or cyclist who think they own the road. Either coexist or stay the fuck home.

[TonyManeroNY]

so fucking true

[futurfry]

lol maple nut crunch from the coffeepart of this bit

[UNDERTAKER911HELL]

haha maple nut crunch

[KSRGUYW]

fuckin funny guy! So spot on in his observations lol

[wolfbrother2501]

LOCK AND LOAD!

[jdawg1692]

no you can fuck off bike-man! lol jkjk

[raarset1]

theres a lot of bike riders in so cal. They need to watch this.

[Azreal231916]

Just put up a disclaimer

[nypad5]

Omg they sent me an email, this vid might be taken away :( its copyritededed or something aahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhh

comment plz

[MarilynFanMansonMan]

why do you have an account then?

[robbizial2104]

Yeah its true I cant stand driving in Seattle with all those damn biker hippies

[xWelcomexToxHellView]

Haha

Especially in the U District

[soupy2]

actually the majority of bike riders in manhattan aren't these spandex wearing lance armstrong wannabes, they're located in long island. what you see are these tight jean fixed gear riding hipsters in the city.

[cstubing]

hehe, so true.. ooh, look at me with my short little handlebars, my color coordinated tires, grips, and paintjob, and my tight little jeans showing off my hip lack of leg muscles!

[nypad5]

Anyone see his new Hulu Commercial? fuck I almost choked I was laughing too hard.

[Valease]

I lol'd at "Facey-Spaceys".

[tylrho]

He is funnier when he rips off Bill Hicks. He should stick to what he's good at... stealing dead peoples material.

[blumetatron]

This is so impossible to listen too, he just growls down the mic, its total shit, i cant stand the fucking thieving corporate little cunt.

[jeanbanahn]

go suck cock then, no one makes u watch...leary KICKS ASS!!!

[Pierremur]

Clean your ears out then you moron!

[timtm358]

so true

[Schmidty164]

NYPAD? What kind of name is that? Jesus, you upload such stupid videos

[nypad5]

excuse me sir, plz gtfo.

[xionlord00]

no its

STFU, NEXT!!!

[nypad5]

meow meow

[bassdrumguitarplayer]

dont waste your time on this dick. he aint worth the calories it burns to type your replys to him

[generallee0012]

i never knew this guy was a comedian until just recently. he's really funny lol. i always didn't like him though when i was little cause of the movie Small Soldiers....if anyone can recall that..

[triplehnum1fan]

george carlin and denis leary are the best comedians of all time.

[puchostinkt]

nah richard prior kicks arse...he's number one ! this guy and the other one u mentioned are no.2 + 3 ;)

[gitarguy222]

i have the right to do this!

no you dont!! *snip snip* lmfao

[cosmic112]

Dennis one funny mother*&(), I road a bike in manhattan as a bike messenger which I'm sure I'll get some angry responces after this post, for over 10years. And this shit is damn funny.

[bobdenver14]

Sayin' he ripped off George is like saying anyone who ever made fun of fat people ripped off the first person to do that. Same topic, two different bits. Wake the F**K up and smell the maple -nut crunch!

[sasquatch435]

He stole this from George Carlin.

[speeddemon0117]

Denis is  just jealous because cyclists can get through traffic faster than he can through midtown.

[trextrextrex]

Yep. Keep ridin in the road. One of my former customers went right over the hood and into the windshield of a car.

Cars weigh 3 or 4 tons and go real fast. Humans weigh 170 pounds and are real, real soft.

[Spaceisneat]

Compare the amount of car accidents that occur each year...to bicycle accidents that occur with bicyclists riding on the street. You'll see that there are far more car accidents that occur...as well accidents causing more serious injuries. Which is more safe? Riding on the right side of the lane on a bicycle...or overestimating your protection inside a car...and riding along at 60 and up MPH speeds? A car's frame cannot protect you at highway/interstate speeds.

[blumetatron]

When im president of the united states this fucking theiving, shrieking, talentless, thoughtless, corporate cock sucking twat will go to the chair.

[ronvins]

ROFL,

" I have a horn *honk honk* your dead!"

and i love the bit about riding a unicycle(spelling?) down 5th av. i think it was...denis is so funny!!

[darkrider876]

are u ppl insane.this kind of shit makes america great.if u dipshits make anymore remarks u a fuckin asshole.

[djtolman]

LOL "wake the fuck up and smell the maple nut crunch"

[finndineen]

Dennis Leary for president. Fuck the pussy peace of shit who dont have the stomache to be an American

[DudeManGuy1019]

What's with his hair in this special?

[3nj0yY0urA1D5]

Why is it that the only people who comment on videos are less than 12 years old?

Because all they ever do is argue about stupid shit. Shut up, all of you. You all suck cocks.

[crida498]

And posting sentences like "Because all they ever do is argue about stupid shit. Shut up, all of you. You all suck cocks." makes you appear mature?

If I were to judge your age after seeing a post like that, I would say around 12, and probably add the words "bad behaviour" as well.

Try to be civil instead!!

[3nj0yY0urA1D5]

Sounds like a 12 to me.

Widdle feewings got hurt. :(

[invader67]

oh yeah well i have a horn bonk bonk your dead

[nypad5]

someone or 2 ppl downed this comment, what a bunch of tards. the funniest line when I first herd it IMO.

[WoWisalotoffun]

internet tough guy look out!

[gregoir]

what the fuck kind of name is georgieyboy???cocksuckin wuss!

[nightfireivey]

This guy cracks me up. HAAHAHAHAHAH.

[ChronicSeizureRules]

That was for tikkitikki7 btw bitches

[Georgie2500]

I ride my bike in traffic all the time. I feel sorry for people are too fat or lazy to ride a bike, which you don't have to pay rediculous amounts of gas money on, and you get a nice workout. Have fun sitting in a traffic jam while I roll past you. Oh, and try to yell at me also, I'll be wearing headphones. :)

[jayhoyt28]

I've got 5,000 lbs of steel for you and youre headphones.

[Reefer2000]

"foul mouthed" lmao umm have you ever watched stand up comedy before Tikkitikki7?

[kb7ydu]

A B-52 never hit the Empire state Building. A smaller plane did however..but I don't remember what it was.

[Chadhead]

It was a actually a B-25. Occurred on July 28th in 1945

[yorkbagel]

it is just schtick

[nypad5]

Bike riders in traffic piss me off!

[littlespielbergs5]

someone crashed a plane into the empire state building?

[Chadhead]

Yeah it was a B-52 bomber hitting the building at some 80 stories up.

14 people died but the tower didn't collapse.

Only muslims could do that

[bartholen]

And only the United States could go to Iraq and kill about 100,000 innocents because they want to maintain their position at the head of the world's oil countries.

[CorrosionX3]

Welcome to Stage 1 of waking up.

[mitchellgamer]

-i have a wisle fhe fhe,,,,,,i have a horn HONK HONK!!!

[BlackVegetable24]

I have never been in Manhattan...but I can imagine the traffic

super funny show idd

[miklboy1]

Red light means "stop if you want to" HAHAHAHA

[nhlrangers13]

haha, it does though.

[miloantu]

WELL SAID!!!

[ashuron69]

"happy now" *flips bird*

[ashuron69]

leary for prez '08!

[miloantu]

Fuck...fuck fuck fuck fuck...hmmm... u know what the fuck pplz? I like that fucking word: Fuck. Fuck fuck fuck fukity fuck! Fuckity fuck fuck fuck! LOL

[ashuron69]

well put sir miloantu! denis is one of the best motha-fucking comics in the history of fucking comedy.

[dustem69]

go listen to dane cook. he's a fucking not funny peice of shit and i'm sure you'll laugh because people like you like to laugh at shit that isn't funny.

[ashuron69]

fuck you dustem69... dane is awesome! FUCK YOU, U FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT CUNTBAG!@

[nypad5]

you have...too much time on ur hands my friend.

[MistyCMissy]

go suck a bag of dicks... lol

[fgnjfyuk]

foul mouthed? ye sure he curses alot but if you're focusing on the curse words you're a moron, the cursing don't have anything to do with the jokes he makes.

[zululead]

Tikki shut up Leary is a fuckin genius

[constert111]

He's speaking his mind Tikki... If you don't like him, don't watch him.

[ChronicSeizureRules]

Ohhohoh really. What the fuck do you know. I am pretty fucking funny and I swear all the time. In the middle of spanish my techer says some bullshit phrase so I say, What the fuck is thuis bitch talking about. Turns out i was in french class. Fuck

[nateunderpar]

Nobody does comedy like this anymore, Denis is a comedy GOD

[jafzzz]

That's funny and clever.

[karkkipussi123]

I have the right to do this. no you don't! snap snap you're dead, happy now?

[FreeAcountPlx]

When did he do this? and whats the show called? I MUST KNOW!

[harryjenn2001]

The album is called lock and load

[FreeAcountPlx]

Thank you!

[moontheloon89]

ahaha baaaa baaa your dead! i luv denis leary!

[cellron09]

YEAH! This is so the way it needs to be!

[cellron09]

Don't forget, WAKE UP AND SMELL THE MAPLE NUT CRUNCH! ROFLMAO!!!!

[psychopantz]

gay

[LtBarnes2007]

your gay mate, dennis leary is the fucking funniest bloke since Seinfeld

[volksbulli]

Leary was around before Seinfeld

[fredlburrows]

Yes he was but I love them both.

[fryeman2005]

this sounds similar to something that george carlin once said

[nypad5]

LMAO at the few who were arguing pn the video. hehe has it really been 5 months since i posted this shit?

anyways... LOL i still love this bit.

[irishshame]

man this would be great if it were funny. ooooooooopst.

[Hybie]

That's so f...ing true! I HATE BICYCLES IN TRAFFIC!!! The supertight trousers MAKE ME SICK! Sitting astride on that tiny saddle, working it slmost inside their asses. EEEEW...

[fjslfhalfhkdjfh]

Doth protest too much...?

[Smurf111]

this should have included the bike cop part

"You're not a cop, you're a bike asshole!"

[NamelessFlux]

Anyone that lives in Chicago or San Francisco would agree with this one. Too many bicycle idiots and what's more they don't obey the traffic laws

[liliodine]

Probably because they're trying to avoid nutters like you! LOL.

[Venkman007]

"I have a whistle!" *flanh flanh*

"I have a horn!! *FLONH FLONH* You're DEAD!!!"

Brilliant.

[pcreator]

Better to see bicyclists on the road then more cars. The latter create more congestion so long as the former follow the rules of the road.

[nypad5]

LOL my favorite line is "Move to china, eat some rice for the rest of your life."

[armynavyman76]

I agree hyness People who fight online are like gold medal recepients at the special olympics. Even if you win first prize at the special olympics, you're still a retard.

[spaceyrella]

WHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! oh shite, all i can say is hahahahaha, he makes me laugh me arse off

[nypad5]

ARSE? canadian detected....i think :D