Dr. Dr. Ian Malcolm's, ahh, Chaos Theory

[rikko338]

"simply saying" is quite a stretch there Jeff.

[BuddhaMaster84]

I love the skipping part, it's the implied goldblum effect. every movie software should have this effect

[thendoftheredd]

hey! hey!

[GuestOfGregoryHouse]

droppings,droppings?

[Medli]

i love this character so much.

[subzerowarrior1]

JP4 should be Goldblum turns into a dinosaur (like The Fly movie) starting a breed of chaotic dinosaurs that stutter and utter random nonsense instead of causing havoc.

[subzerowarrior1]

Most annoying idiot in cinema history.

[raidanknigge]

I could watch ... ahh ... this a thousand times and still laugh ahh .. still laugh my ass off.

[reniisgod]

I'll tell you the problem with the scientific power you're using here: it didn't require any discipline to attain it. You read what others had done, and you took the next step. You didn't earn the knowledge for yourselves, so you don't take any responsibility for it. You stood on the shoulders of geniuses to accomplish something as fast as you could, and before you even knew what you had, you, you've patented it, and packaged it, you've slapped it on a plastic lunchbox

[CHRISGT34]

@reniisgod His delivery may have made him appear as an idiot, but damn he made strong points all through that movie. haha I know I'm stating the obvious so don't flip on me.

[grelleezy]

must go faster...

[KuroYuki100]

That is one big pile of shit

[littledebbie187]

HAPPY 59TH BIRTHDAY, JEFF GOLDBLUM, AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE!!!

[mkosta51]

Search Goldbluming. watch it.

[kidpresentable]

I really hate that man

[Poopaloo55]

My dream date...I'd listen to all his babbling and then totally jump him!!

[RinaLam93]

Hahahaha!!

[1ironfist1]

time 0:54

[JPM32007]

So I uh uhh.. Was thinkin that it uh.. it would be COOL if uh uh..... what is it, what is it... OH! If EVERYONE would uh MAKE A WAY to uh leave there there.. comments! in this format

[Megalomaniac117]

I modeled my entire teenage personality around this character.

[machie13]

@Megalomaniac117 i'm curious, how? :)

[LeticiaCasta]

<3 <3 <3

[hawaiidispenser]

Jeff Goldblum was awesome in this role. Easily the most memorable and, uhh, enjoyable character in the film. :)

[pr0kris]

@hawaiidispenser

While Goldblum handled the role brilliantly, I honestly don't think he lived up the the book's version of the character.

[101FallingRock]

He seems kind of high on him self doesn't he?

[IggyHazard]

He's such an aspie! XD And his boots are awesome.

[inabeana]

!!!! *stoked* lol

[TheChinglish]

4 people... uhhh.... didn't find a way

[RavenishZero]

life uh...finds a way xD

[Clandestinemonkey]

He was already annoying and unfunny, this video just distilled him down to his unpalatable essence.

[mustang517]

@Clandestinemonkey lmfao

[raidanknigge]

Oh my god I love you so freakin' much for uploading this. This is so perfectly done, I'd like to kiss you. When we were watching it the first time in english(I'm german), we stopped the movie at "I'm simply saying that life ... finds a way" and watched it like 20 times before we continued watching.

So hilarious. Again, I bow before you. :D

[arwilson2004]

You are going to have dinosaurs, on your, um, dinosaur tour right?

[TheHumanFly88]

Er er, park schedules, of CHAOS.

ah, er you you, or the building of a dam! uh uh

haha great editing! Jeff is king :D

[Jammed9000]

You may remember to wash your hands before you EAT ANYTHING.

[dson144]

must got faster. must go faster!

[BigBoss264]

Yeah I'm I'm...um, uh...HEY HEY

[rashad9607]

HEY HEY

[AAAthirtyseven]

Now I'm sittin' here by myself.. ahh.. talkin' to myself..

[Carnage1235]

@AAAthirtyseven

That's... That's chaos....

[runawaymotor]

@AAAthirtyseven THAT, that's chaos theory...

[StuffedMannequin]

YES.