Notre Dame Plays Dirty

[plague1013]

Looked like Zibby's leg was caught and he was pulling it out. The other two guys, that was uncalled for. Just my 2 cents.

[irishfan84]

aw jeez, im from state college, PA and c'mon, PSU sucks! you want to say ND's tradition has run out? well when you guys start a tradition other than the bottom of the b10, then we can talk. psu sucks. ND cant win?? our biggest commitment last year is CBK and under him we beat SC, won a bowl game- UM sucks, and we win if we had Crist in there, MSU BS loss. we had an incredible recruiting class that will have us winning a min. of 10 wins this year

[notredameswarrior1]

are you kidding me???? it was more like a dirty play on your ass

[marshman4lyfe]

@notredamedude88 notre dame sucks assholes...yall cant win for shit no more....yall tradition has run out...yall are the oakland raiders of college football

[NotreDameDude88]

Man you Like ND some much you just have to dig for some thing. HATE ON. even with how things have gone these last 15 years ND still is the only college in the US to have its on TV Channel. No matter where you are ND is on NBC. Hate us LOVE us. NotreDame is school to be.

[opperry95]

i didnt see the zbikowski foul, didnt look intentional

[mekg23]

Luckily Notre Dame has been completely off the radar for a long time. They are probably just taking out all of their frustration of being an overrated, unsuccessful team every year on other people. I missed them in a bowl game this year... pity.

[killerkyle769]

he punched him in the facemask because he doesnt give a shit what you have on he'll hit you any way...but lets get two douchebags to beat up a player with no helmet

[jtrubilla]

A video on USC dirty plays would've lasted 20 minutes

[NRF5]

getem' zibby beat that mofo!!!

hahahaha

[rustytrombone111111]

the guy deserves to be "mauled" have you seen his hair? LMAO

[nhsoccer15]

you are a dbag.. i hope some guy gives you the rusty trombone fckhead

it was classless and shit like that should be an immediate ejection

[BVER8310]

im sure they didnt do it for no reason.

[trombulla]

Notre Dumb has been irrelevant for years.

They've cheated since Rockne, who was a drunk and a gambler.

Charlie Weis is good for one thing....

bellying up at the local Golden Corral.

[tonymontana9212]

you Notre Lame fools defend your players for attacking this other player of PSU but bitch and complain about the Jonas Mouton punch? I'm so glad you guys suck..bwahahahaha

38-34 punks.

Go Blue!

[rustytrombone111111]

lol if ND sucks then what does that make a lucky UM team to beat them?

[marineman429]

im a Notre Dame fan and agree that was dirty and should have been taken care of....but your Jonas Mounton shows his education by punching a players metal facemask which isnt going to do anything but hurt himself.. sorry that one time we do something wrong like the guy said about USC, michigan would also have a video lasting 20 minutes long.

[skibumtroyboy5]

4) As a USC fan I'll enjoy this ND drought while it lasts, but ND will rise again. It won't be under weis, but ND will not be in the crapper forever. The same can be said for Michigan.

5) Joe-Pa is a class act. I have all the respect in the world for him as a head coach.

6) ND will not win a national title under charlie weis. It just will not happen. He ruins far too many good recruits. People are already beginning to wonder why ND is one of the top recruiters but one of the lowest producers.

[skibumtroyboy5]

Ok, so as a USC fan who lives in south bend and cheers for nd for the most part let me say this...

1) ND is not like that 99.999% of the time. This is extremely rare comin out of nd.

2)"How does Notre Lame fair against D2 teams? Oh that sucks." ND and USC and UCLA are 3 of a handful of teams that DON'T play D2 teams.

3) The big ten as of now sucks. The two teams that you consider "powerhouses" both were manhandled by usc for double digit losses in the same year (ohio st. and penn st.)

[jcoopslax19]

hey penn state bitch. obviously that jerome hayes was saying shit that us irish dont take. a good smack will set the trash talking pussies, ps football isnt about honor... its a game a tough one and scraps are just things that happen. everyone plays dirty

[kpaul2007]

a notre damn fan would say that football isn't about honor. and that everyone plays dirty.

(isn't it just amazing how you know so much? we should all be in awe)

[TheFiremanCummin]

Every team DOES play dirty. If you believe otherwise you are ignorant

[TheFiremanCummin]

I never said that football isn't about honor. If you actually took the time to read what I was saying you would know that I'm telling you that a lot of teams out there play dirty. Every team is guilty of having at least a few dirty plays once in a while. No one team is innocent. If you weren't an ignorant moron, you would realize this.

[kpaul2007]

haha, TheOneSTD you make me laugh.

[NotreDamefan1516]

Fuck u man! Penn State blows dick. U are a bunch of drunkin crack addicted fuckers. Go ND!

[hol35]

the first one was an accident. everyone hits/kicks people in a pile. for the second, jerome hayes is just a pussy and knew he got owned and was trying to act tough to keep his gay hair cut edge. they were just keeping him down witch is what you should do and what my coaches always told me to do. as for nd tradition and class... we are doing the same thing we always do... kicking ass. go irish

[NRF5]

FUCK GT and PSU

ND can fucking shoot them for all i care!!!

GO IRISH!!!

[priteshpatel1983]

ND Sucks!!!

[bigdrisc99]

fuk PSU ND will ghetto stomp there ass

[plincoln21]

hey, its a mans sport. grow some balls or go learn to knit a sweater

[sible392]

The PSU play was definitely cheap. And not that I can know this for sure but it is possible Tommy Z was just trying to get his foot out of the pile, especially since it is common for ankles to be pulled, twisted, and messed with in piles like that.

[TheCadet37]

LOL jerome hays was about ready to keel him. PSU WILL KILL IRISH ALL DAY!

[NotreDameFootball7]

actually i am not an illinois fan that much and i love notre dame and i think i can tell a fair weather fan from a real fan.Which you are a fair weather fan just because they are good you have to like thempick a team and stick with it.

[jbmikec]

as if gts better

[boxmen123]

tom z is getting up and slips mother f-er

[carlosisanoob]

jerome hayes came form Bayonne New jersey and was the best bayonne high

[NotreDameFootball7]

talk about cheapshots, look at boston college's player knock clausen down and kept pushing him.If you watched that game you would see a cheapshot.Go irish! We can beat PSU and GT anyday

[kpaul2007]

you didn't. did you?

I remember the White House that you got RAPED IN!!!!!

Sorry, but your team is a piece of shit now and you're lucky that Charlie's fall didn't kill that player because it knocked the lamp off my desk all the way back in State College.

WE ARE! PENN STATE!

*true tradition, and true honor*

[NotreDameFootball7]

so you go to penn state? That must suck.Pennsylvania is a shitty state and just to tell you I live in Illinois and it was voted top 10 of the best states unlike pennsylvania.ND will beat Pennis state any day.They lost to Iowa.I am definetely sure we can beat them. Penn State A college of history, just like their football team.NOTRE DAME Tradition Never Graduates. Legends And More TO Come.

[kpaul2007]

Wow. did we not shit on Illinois AND Notre Dame recently? and I don't give a damn about the whole damn state's ranking. who does? haha

[DarkestNight2084]

You could beat PSU or GT? Dude you are a total homer. No way you guys remain competitive with either, let alone win. Charlie Cheeseburger and his bunch of bumbling idiots lost to Syracuse. Get the snowballs ready! USC scored again.

[monstrominegro]

camcallahan you're a ignorant racist pussy!!!! and oh yeah notre dame sucks!!! FIGHT ON STATE!!!

[frozenstrawbs]

notre dame is made up of untalented pussies.

[Lordofrock117]

U wana fight go irish

[kpaul2007]

hahaha. there's nothing to fight but a washed out team hoping for a tradition to stand on.

[TheOneScd]

Yea you are right man Penn State has the greatest tradition of all and the most honor, how many players can get arrested in a single season. Woo bragging rights right there.

[kpaul2007]

Haha, and even with our line gone we still are big ten champs.

take that clover and shove it up your ass.

[TheOneScd]

lol awesome thats because I dont know if you have noticed there aren't many powerhouses in the Big Ten. Notre Dame even beat Michigan. Penn State has defense that is it, no offense really they just get lucky they don't play teams good on both sides of the ball. And before you start listing all the fantastic teams they play, look at those teams records this past season and remember to include Temple in that list I hear they may make a run for the title!

[kpaul2007]

Besides Ohio State, Penn State IS the powerhouse.

How does Notre Lame fair against D2 teams? Oh that sucks.

PS: No offense? Where were you last year? Still sucking Charlie's Nipple?

Shut up, you're done. This video is about how cheap ND is, not anything else. Way to prove it right.

[TheOneScd]

What are you talking about D2 schools? Notre Dame has never played D2 schools. Are you referring to D1AA? If you are Notre Dame hasn't played any D1AA schools either so I dont know what you are talking about unlike the team you are supporting How many directional schools can you play in one season seriously. If you are referring to those games as huge offense sorry I was referring to teams on the same level and same division like what was the score against OSU again oh thats right HUGE offense!

[TheOneScd]

Oh and how many years ago was it that Penn State was calling for JoePa's head because of how bad they were. That has got to be a very traditional team with a lot of respect. Talk about cheap.

[kpaul2007]

Try again later, your message didn't get through the "crap" filter.

[TheOneScd]

Yes that is exactly what I would say if I didnt have anything to defend my opinions with

[jcoopslax19]

a penn state fan would post a youtube video bitching about something stupid..

[whyUTsucks]

fuck yea nd do ya thing baby fuck em all

[CAMcallahan000]

haha the psu guy is such a little nigger pussy

[ndboy10]

hahahaha number 5 for penn state just got fucking owned..... he tried gettin up then got pushed back and almost fell from there lmao, what a pussy

[shownitson]

gotta love tom zbikowski

[3LD1ABLO]

the first one could go either way he was trying to get if foot out but agressivly

[ndnation2321]

actually, he didnt...

[shark845]

This is two incidents. Not much.

[GMH1023]

to answer your question at the end: notre dame never has and never will have class

[ndboy17]

LOL right. Good joke.

[GMH1023]

good joke? i wasnt kidding, idiot

[ndboy17]

I obviously was. Class over almost a century can't be tarnished by a few small incidents. I've seen rougher stuff on an elementary school playground.

[GMH1023]

class over almost a century? Well I've yet to see it

[ndboy17]

Well judging by your comments, you're probably 8 years old so I wouldn't expect you to see it.

And every team has players who get into skirmishes with other players. Nothing to see here.

[GMH1023]

nothing to see here? two players beating another player is nothing? and that is absolutely not true that every team has players that get into skirmishes id like you to name 10 for me to believe it

[ndboy17]

Umm, have you watched a College Football game before? There's pretty much at least one personal foul in every game.

[GMH1023]

notre dame is a faggot university. notre dame sucks

[cuseballer3]

football is a mans sport, stop bitching about pussy shit, zibby can do whatever the hell he wants

[LetsGoND]

Yes, not sure what Zibi was doing there. Or Travis Thomas--they got out of control. They both seem to be pretty good guys off the field.

(BUT, Let's get real-- search "Miami FIU" and you'll find the real Thug U)

Also, I believe this is the same GT/ND game where GT players were head-hunting tackles against Darius Walker and Brady Quinn? Those were worse.

Where are those videos?

[thomismetal]

zags50, go eat dick faggot you need to be shot with a 50 caliber anti-tank round or the .45 from a 1911 Colt M1A1

[tauras88d]

thomismetal what the hell is going on here?..huh? not only are you suggesting someone is to be shot but naming pacific models and rounds of the fire arms themselfs that is to be used in said crime. now thats it young man no more video games or action tv for you i want you to brush your teeth and go straight to bed and your going to get one hell of a tounge lashing when your father gets home. and P.S. fuck you main! main is spanish for man...lol

[thomismetal]

if you had a brain id tell you, you cock suckin mother fuckin ball of shit that killing is my business and business is gooooood!!!!!! hahaha DAVE MUSTAINE FOR PRESIDENT!!!!!!!V AHHH

[tauras88d]

who is dave mustaine for president?

[thomismetal]

Fuckin Megadeth dude!! DUH

[studer5]

that guy deserved it with that fuckin hair lol

[dylanprill]

ND plays dirty my ass..... thats two times where they did that kind of stuff!TWO TIMES! Look at USC, Goergia, and many other teams who have this happen EVERY game. So shut your mouth!

[XxGOBLUE25xX]

ND SUX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GO BLUE

[NaturalLife24]

Every team shows moments like this. It's fucking football this stuff is bound to happen.

[XxFidgetxX]

Doesn't negate the fact that it's dirty as shit.

[dougalmac54]

No, you dumbass, it's unsportsmanlike conduct an you get a penalty. REAL football players don't have to resort to this kind of mis-managed emotionalism. How's that binge drinking going? Evidently college didn't teach you anything, if you went to college!

[NaturalLife24]

I can show you moments like this in nearly ever football game, college and NFL. And what makes you think I binge drink? dumass

[ahpuesbru]

what a jerk, first see the complete video of that punt and after you open your mouth, and in the first video if you had ever play football you always want to kick someone of the other team

[shaqkobe4]

have you seen florida state. they are the most dirty.

[JB5GoIrish]

As an ND fan I was furious after seeing this. Travis Thomas should have been benched for the game for that.

[gman32230000]

as an ND fan myself, i didnt understand why he kept going like a fucking idiot

he absolutly deserved to sit for that game

you dont do that shit at Notre Dame, its unheard of and got them more criticism on top of all the crap they already recieve.

[jrlalc]

Q: How do you make Notre Dame cookies?

A: Put them in a big bowl and beat them vigorously for hours.

[jrlalc]

What cracks me up is when a team sucks, the fans point to the games and titles they won decades ago. Im sure Tech didnt care about that when they were pounding Fat Charlies boys like a child rapist in the state penitentary. I hope ND pads its record with the service academies in 2008 and gets into a bowl they have no business being in and gets wrecked, yet again. Let the streak live on!

[Gaarasinnerdemon17]

Notre Dame is the Best NCAA dynasty ever.They have 11 national titles.

[akd2587]

when was the last time they won a national championship? oh right, 1988. Better luck with that for the next 20 years...

[bpol88]

and now they are at the bottom

[cubbiefan26]

yeah but they are the best ncaa dynasty no matter what u say. 11 titles and coaches like holtz and rockney and players like montana and tim brown show that they r the best. and the 2nd best is alabama and #3 is usc. all three hav gone a few yrs. w/o a nat. champ. and watch out 4 when jimmy's a sr. he may be the only one in the next few yrs. 2 be compared as the best recent nd qb (Quinn). watch charlie take us to a nat. champ. in 2 or 3 yrs.

[bpol88]

why do notre dame fans live in the past?

[JB5GoIrish]

We just hauled in the #2 ranked recruiting class in the nation in 2008.

Is that success recent enough for you?

[MauricXe]

Recruiting classes don't mean anything unless you can win championships.

[rahbenc]

NOTRE DAME sucks ass. USC own those tramps. Hell, BAMA is a better program than Notre Dame.

[callahanman1123]

what do u have againts notre dame....like just cause they've beaten ur team prolly 90% of the time doesnt mean you gotta hate on them

[callahanman1123]

oh my god you pussys nd is all tough

[dawg1311]

o0o0ok its is football every1 plays dirty but atleast ND has enough balls to keep doing it and not running away like other pussy teams. as you might no ND has won 11 national championships. they are putting the nasty back in dynasty. they are a hard working intelligent nasty football team. tom zbikoski is all day tough and knock out any mother fucker. you are complaining about what they are doing on the field. atleast they are the ones on the field.

[AllOrNothing90]

"o and y dont u show an earlier play when GT continued to hit zibby in the helmet when the play was over and he was out of bounds. zibby turned around and swong on about 4 or 5GT players and GT players backed down haha"

omg that must mean "zibby" is so tough and strong he must be the fucking incredible hulk.

you're a fucking moron.

[modinaman]

damn after watching this, ND deserved to get blown out by USC at home. I was at that game and i have to say it was the most pathetic football performance ive ever seen, and i own 49ers tickets.

[spinbreaker619]

you wanna watch the vid where he openly confessed that he overly provoked both players throughout the course of the game? thank you :)

[modinaman]

i would watch it...if it exsisted.

ND sucks

[beallhigh26]

o and y dont u show an earlier play when GT continued to hit zibby in the helmet when the play was over and he was out of bounds. zibby turned around and swong on about 4 or 5GT players and GT players backed down haha

[usmcz]

at least ND plays like men and not little cry baby posers

[lobbsta173]

thats why they won sooo many games this season right?

[usmcz]

oh what, no team ever has a bad season?

[LaJoSc]

this is fuckin bullshit ND plays dirty but so what. most fuckin other teams do too. i dont get why people rag on ND when they do dirty plays, but when another team does they turn there fuckin heads. Buck up its football theres always gonna be clean and dirty players.

[ndnate1201]

Dude have you every played football? That's part of the game it's called retaliation just like when pitcher's throw at batters it's the same principle.

[PSYCHOREALMFAN]

man fuck all u NOTRE DAME haters!!!

bitches!!!

[djindjo]

well tom had the right they were grabing him by the neck

[KeViNWeee]

haha look at that PSU guy try to prove he got someith old zibby would knock him out cold, he's a boxer and he just fucks ppl up

and that first one, tom was just trying to get out of there, didn't really kick him

[raytaurus]

NOTRE DAME is the most OVERATED school in the country. They should be 1-AA, so they can compete. THEY truly stink.

[beallhigh26]

u sir are an idiot. maybe, based on ur logic, michigan should b in 1-AA too sense they lost to app. st. 1 bad year in the last 30 and now they r the worst team to ever. wtf? they r gonna b national champs in a year or two. write it down because my friends its a fact

[raytaurus]

If I'm an idiot you must be a validictorian. I'm fine with that. You know why? Because in a backwards world your logic makes sense. NOTRE DAME HAS SUCKED FOR TWO YEARS. Michigan killed em last time. WRITE THIS DOWN..In two years, they STILL SUCK!! Now go jagoff to Tom Zibby-overated.

[beallhigh26]

they sucked in 07? they lost a couple of big games so that makes them suck?

[Kurz1018]

Don't make Zibby lay down the law.

[dirkamo]

quit bashing ND...i am a huge fan n i realize those plays were dirty n i dont suppourt it at all but EVERY team does it....i mean u wanna talk about a dirty team....try Miami...dont they get in atleast 1 or 2 fights a year???

[chrome084]

i live in indiana and hate notre dame with a passion fucking asswipe cheaters i like it when LSU stomps them in football and shows them who runs it

[notredame5418u]

you suck

[chezhdchick]

Notre Dame will always be relevant no matter what their win/loss record because the jealous whiners from other school's can't stop obsessing about them!

[rgvirishman]

he didn't even kick the guy he was pulling his damn leg out from under the guy

[bahaugse]

waaahh waaaahh ND is playing dirty (pout pout) what a bunch crying little pussies you are. its a rough game and tempers sometimes flare. trust me when i say that ND is not the only team to ever throw a some punches (or kicks) after the whistle blows.

[skittlebuug11]

shut the fuck up dude they r one of the most discipline schools in the country... look at sc or florida stae those r wat u call a thug and dirty school

[bradyluvr]

ZIBBY RULES OVER ALL OF YOU!

[dwm1812]

Oh yea, # 5 for Ga Tech is a great sportaman! Tugging at the helmet and unnecessary roughness.

As an Irish fan, I love to see this! I tire of teh Irish being nice on the field.

I was at the Irish/Tech game (the one in Atlanta ND14 - GT 10) - Tech fans were some of teh rudest hosts ever.

[TheBigBHang]

Notre Dame is a joke. What do you expect? They have resorted to recruiting thugs in an effort to revive their pathetic football program with "Double Cheeseburger" Charlie Weiss at the helm.

[skittlebuug11]

go look at those guys that r on trial at sc dum shit

[verysmartkid]

typical notre dame, a bunch of cocky scumbags

[BluntMang]

i kno ppl say stupid shit all the time on here like "o yea i was at that concert it was awesome i got the lead singers shirt blah blah blah" bs but i swear to god i taught jerome hayes how to catch fly balls when he was on my baseball team in Bayonne. NJ lol he played centerfield and then tried pitching but was taking ppl out lol

[rcl3nd]

i know #26 travis thomas' was uncalled for but Zibby's was and accident. He was trying to get away from the play when two guys started pushin him back into the pile. i doubt he kicked the guy on purpose.

[salsinator198]

31-10. keep praying, retards, and maybe next year you'll beat a service academy.

[ieatpeople113]

Yes!! I love this vid. Notre Dame will kick any of ur asses u little f ucking queer bitches from PSU

[supermatthew61]

Za-bo-bo, ran away like a little bitch!

[ieatpeople113]

Ye I wouldn't mess with Tommy Z or Travis Thomas because clearly they will make you look like a vagina. Hey PSU, grow a pair douche bags and maybe learn how to take a hit

[supermatthew61]

i guess all that ass kickin' really shows in your OUTSTANDING record!!! Congrats on beating duke!! Real ass kickers

[GOSTATEBEATPITT11]

yah we should definitely learn how to be held down by two players and be repeatedly punched in the face! im sure zibikowski is a really good fighter except when DWILL leaves his ass laying on the ground

[boilersfan]

hey queer NOTRE DAME GOT THERE ASSES KICKED RETARD

[ieatpeople113]

Haha wow this is such an offensive comment from a purdue fan. You are the retard. I was not talking about the outcome of the game dipshit. If you are coherent enough to watch the video you will clearly see that Travis Thomas and Tom Zibikowski beat the crap out of those players from PSU.

[weisguy10983]

tom zbikowski will kick ur ass.

[yankboy27]

if i were enough of a bitch, i could go and waste my time looking through clips and compile them to make other teams look dirtier than this. Zibby could kick anybody's ass. In his first boxing match in the garden, he KO'ed the chump in 52 seconds. Why would he want to stick around and fight when he knows he could kick his ass and get suspended from the team? whoever made this is a tool

[ezutube789]

i completely agree.. i could find much more shit on everyone else's team but im not a tool and dont care enough to spend time doing this... i would rather cheer for my university instead of against somebody elses

[lemoore30]

damn dog there hella had him in that fight

[uscrox88]

notre dame is a joke they play dirty and clausen is the biggest queer ever

[ieatpeople113]

I see from your name that you like usc. I have a suggestion for you. Maybe you should shut the f uck up and go suck pete carroll's little dick fagget. Your sorry excuse for a team is gonna get destroyed next year.

[bingoisadog]

haha by 3-9 notre dame? riiiight

[whodeykid]

the class and tradition is gone for this year, this like are black hole year, dont pay attention to this just wait to we get that other 5 star qb

[ezutube789]

it's pretty obvious that #61 tried to take out the back of Zibby's legs so he deserved that for being such a bitch and these are the only 2 plays shown over and over again by people claiming ND has no class.. ND is all class thats why u cant show me anything else

[ToBeAGooner]

Zbikowski is probably pissed off that all of the hype around him has worn off, and its blatantly obvious that he sucks playing safety. He cant cover anyone, his tackling is suspect and yet people like the NBC sunshineupyourass crew might have you believe this ass clown is a legitimate player.

Zbikowski=FRAUD

[patrickdgod]

Dear zags50,

WAAAAAAAAAA.

[nipz456]

notre dame should get the duck outta the ass

[coltsfan20]

your a usc fan aren't u

[psusonata]

They may play dirty but we baptized Clausen that night haha

[bradyluvr]

Hey Tommy Z did not mean to do that! He was just getting out of there. And im sure whatever made Travis Thomas pissed off is because of some idiotic comment that that Penn State player said. He wouldn't just start beating him up for nothing, he shouldn't have done it but still.

[ivegotcandy128]

ND may suck, but I'd trade QB's with them anyday. Their true freshmen QB Clausen looked better in his first start than Morelli has in any game he started for Penn State. I hate to admit it but it is true. Morelli missed at least three wide open receivers in the game against Buffalo. I worry about this team once they play a quality defense.

[poslusznyspossie31]

ND sucks ass, they're 0-3, and their qb's suck. and now they play dirty. swhalen07 is an idiot for even thinking ND is great.

[whodeykid]

tommy z didnt mean to do that, but travis thomas was really pist off, idk y.

[psuguy7]

are you kidding me, he runs away after stomping on the guys leg, obviously he thought he would get in trouble for his behavior or he wouldnt have run away

[trojankid31]

of corse he did it on purpose. the guy always plays dirty. and did u c after he stepped on him how he ran away like a little baby. didnt wanna get in any fights

[whodeykid]

shit head he was STUCK, he trying to get out, plus he could kick there asses easy

[ndirish84]

You're truly an idiot if you think a professional boxer is a baby and afraid to get in a fight. Maybe he was being smart and realized he doesn't want to stick around and get a flag for his team.

[psuguy7]

haha, when all else fails take cheap shots? ND sucks

[swhalen07]

thats bullshit. notre dame is great

[exometru]

Bunch of pussies. They have to cheat because they suck asshole this year.