How to Survive a Zombie Attack : Training for Zombie Survival

[EntertheMatrix1111]

Zombie survival acadamy

[2000AdventureTime]

Z.S.A. what does that stand for ?

[Mogomi1]

wut about zombie animals :<?

[allyop1]

the survive 30 zombie attack (read description)

[coollord300]

step 1: get a weapon

step 2: aim for the head

step 3: don't miss

[GAM3VIDZROCKS33]

u can't run forever

[GTOokami]

@GAM3VIDZROCKS33 You can run for a long ass time if you don't sit on your ass all day and play games.

[GAM3VIDZROCKS33]

u can't run forever for zombies.....

[GAM3VIDZROCKS33]

u can't run forever from zombies...

[divineoblivionguy]

i have a great idea 2 survive...

before the zombie attack, get sum ear plugs that let no sound in

before the zombie attack, get sum justin beiber music and a radio or sumthin so u can put on the bieber music and the ear plugs when the zombies turn up.

warning: do not play the music without the ear plugs on, it will kill u. it is so u can survive the zombies not 2 listen 2. or the other plan b: stick with chuck norris

[divineoblivionguy]

what about a vegetarian zombie?

[MrSpidey101]

your beging thing is the same and thanks for the tips

[GalbertFakemon]

If they're no stronger than regular human. Shouldn't locking a door be sufficient? They're slow moving, so I doubt they'd beak it down.

Best bet: Go to a grocery store and lock the doors behind you.

[divineoblivionguy]

@GalbertFakemon u would have zombies inside there. lots.

[GalbertFakemon]

@divineoblivionguy I guess you're right. There probably would be (he said as if this has real life application)

[divineoblivionguy]

@GalbertFakemon yeah, ur best bet would be ur own house man. u have food and supplies (hopfully) and know its exact layout. plus, houses have 1 entrance. easily defendable. u could get an olg bedcloth or somthing huge to wright on it "all survivours, come here" or sumthin. and u wouldnt get bored cuz of tv and stuff.

[GTOokami]

@divineoblivionguy You are an idiot. Plain and simple.

[36drifterboy]

do parkour. flexibility, strength, stamina, and makes you think. you get cornered and an overhang is just above you, wall up onto it and your outta there. been practicioning for 2 years.

[ConquerorofallZombie]

Fat people are awesome to keep on your side in a zombie invasion! You strap C4 to them and scream "Run Forest! Run!"

[c21h30o2i]

if u have a friend that is a vegatarian let them lead because if get infeced thay can still fight because they can not eat u!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[brianthao102]

hopping up and down, and pulling hay is not a great way to exercise you should have done this video in a gym with some real exercise.....

[michvsosu]

i do tae kwon do haha take on like 5 zombies and break their neck

[raff2112]

1800 numbers lmfao

[Xmaple3X]

If we really had Zombrex...

[axelfan112]

what u have 2 do is have a meele weapon with u at all times guns run outa bullets swords dont

[adimwit03]

this is a joke right?



[YoshiFue]

@adimwit03 Nope. Any kind of virus could come up. Swine flu came out of nowhere... What's next? :0 GET FIT GET TOUGH! >:C

[bravopenguins]

funny shit check out mine.

[XvxBERSERKxvX]

This vid is no different of how most subjects are covered by Expert Village.

[bentleybroz]

they are so sad !

[TehBuddaChris]

yeah bill from left 4 dead quit smoking

[draykoandflame]

roflmao "quit smoking" other guy: "smoke"

[TheMojo88]

zombies also like flashing lights

[gergmonger]

Rule Number One Play Dead Rising 2.

[TheGFtrooper]

@gergmonger good way to train for a zombie attack with alot of experience

[Asuma741]

@gergmonger L4D!!!

[RL968]

@gergmonger fags like you are ebaressing, jesus, NO get out side and run a mile everyday, along with musle training and a well balenced diet, THATS how you survive...

[PredatorKillsAlien]

@RL968 It's sad that people (like yourself) actually believe in this crap. You take this as actual advice. To the rest of us, however, it's just entertainment, and that's all it should be. You need to learn to spot a joke when you see it and laugh a bit, or you'll die of being too gullible and serious.

[RL968]

@PredatorKillsAlien oh, i wan't talking about this... i ment as in a emergency...

[PredatorKillsAlien]

@RL968 And I meant that it's embarassing to be from the same species as someone who believes in zombies. Talk to a scientist and you'll find that if they actually have a degree in anything, they will tell you zombies don't exist. Basic biology negates all possibility. Advanced classes confirm the lack of possibility.

Again: learn to spot jokes and stop being so serious about everything or you'll be taken advantage of all your life by smarter people who do the research.

[RL968]

@PredatorKillsAlien hahahah

im sorry but you refuring too yoursell as a "smarter person" makes me laugh...

[PredatorKillsAlien]

@RL968 This coming from someone who apparently can't spell or grasp the concept of grammar? Mhm. Yeah I'm not smarter than you or anything (sarcasm).

[LilWheezyWayne]

@RL968 hoe :)

[RL968]

@LilWheezyWayne T_T im assumeing your talking to the other guy, if you aren't, FUCK YOU....

[LilWheezyWayne]

@RL968 holy shit.... dude i thought you were my hooker?

[mrdonnydot]

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[GTOokami]

@gergmonger Dumbass

[miciso666]

lemme restate all my other comments 1 machete 1 crowbar=survival why? machete is durable good and crowbar is usefull for smashing stuff like doors/windows

[Peopleisgta]

Just one of Chuck Norris' stares can send the world into a frenzy, therefore creating mad scientists and zombies.

[gamerdudeG4]

in sovite russia zombie dont bite you,you bite zombie

[gpgpgp13322]

@gamerdudeG4 no

[Apacheshock]

just gonna say bring wiskey and comdoms all you need

[JagEterCoola]

best way to stay alive: Stay with Chuck Norris.

[GreenExhale]

@JagEterCoola Yea but if he gets infected that would be like fighting nemesis from resident evil and the tank from left 4 dead.

[JagEterCoola]

@GreenExhale no one infects chuck norris! hes finger is stronger the the whole humanity+zombiese!

[miciso666]

@GreenExhale nemesis is a pussy wesker is the real deal

[flamefireish]

they sound guy



[kingsardine]

a 6 year old can survive a zombie attack

[Goldendriger]

Woah shit! Dont mess with that guy! he can lift hay with more ferocity than Chuck Norris! those undead bitches dont stand a chance!

[coolchillice]

these guys are retards.....ima go shoot these guys first when the zombie apocalypse happens, undead or not.

[monkadelic13]

everyone watchig this should watch the walking dead the new remake of dawn of the dead or 28 days later.... zombies on steroids ; not all zombies move like a slug........

[Survivorgroup1]

bert you sound like chum lee sometimes

[jacjac135]

how do zombies form

[tardedZnerfZgun]

Paintball?

[xxjasonxx818]

these r fun videos to watch

[poosh117]

I LIKE THE GIRL IN THE RED PANTS!!!

[Dogface1998]

Why is it that people think that zombies have to 1) be slow and shuffle along 2) have to be green and covered in blood. If a corpse is reanimated doesn't that mean that it's come back from the dead and doesn't have to be all stiff?

[esdorin]

@Dogface1998 they do move slow and its just a way to id them

[HHHdahman]

poor liberals, will only try to reason with the zomibes on them not killing them -D

[8LocKDowN8]

If ther slow why wont you walk your way out if it XD

[kildreeath]

If a Zombie Apocolyspe happened then barely anyone would die cuz HELLO!

Plpe know the rules and they would know if a zombie was on their front lawn without being stupid and going up to them and get bitten

[TheNightmatrix]

Where is this ZSA school?

[MegaJecht]

Rofl. This is retarded! Zombies aren't real!

[rkblack803]

@MegaJecht zombies could be real,you just got to be prepared or you wiil die.

[AmericanWarHero]

Too bad zombies are fake, lolz

[ImBillyMaysBYTCH]

Karate wouldent help because you use yourself as a wepon and you never wanna do that unless its a last resort.

[Jackal123111]

The only reason i watch these zombie survival things is because they give me awsome ideas for this zombie movie im planning to make.

[18drex]

they just discribed a boomer and a smoker

[MrJohnwayne1942]

well i am a little bit fat i mean the jelly roll but i have been in wresiling for 3 years and i am strong i can dead left 100 pounds i mean i am slow at running but i can sprint about 1 mile to 5 miles with out stoping and i weigh 200 pound

[egeseatr35]

i have 72 kilograms im 1.82 i run 25 kilometers and i sprint 34 kilometers

[mrjowjoe]

smoking dosent kill zombies do

[StiffmeisterOfficial]

Looks like the tubby one on the left wont make it.

[MrJohnwayne1942]

@StiffmeisterOfficial you are such a ass hole i hope you die in a hossters truck you fucking ass hole so fuck and i hope that ween you came out of the hosster truck the

zombies would look at you and say all you can eat twinkeys

[StiffmeisterOfficial]

@MrJohnwayne1942 Do you share something in common with the fat guy?

[Xynothan82]

andrew marshall looks like the drunk from day of the dead

[neond7jr]

AK-47!!! Wonder what a paintball gun would do to a zombie! Get a silencer for your gun

[DenDTMaster]

its hard to lift that thing... uhhh..... uhhhh i..... uhhhh (dead) rararaararara(zombie voice)

[MrJohnwayne1942]

@DenDTMaster  you dum ass

[toucanmel94]

Cue the Rocky Trainning montage!

[BlackZombieSquad]

Training For A Zombie Apocalypse With A Hay Stack ? What The Heck ?

[mrKillakidXYZ]

i would take a shuvle they dont reload

[BaBangX1000]

The only gun I want is a double barrel shotgun cuz I'm that cool ;D

[marlicarlande]

@BaBangX1000 IM gettin a ak

[BaBangX1000]

Lol it's a valuable message... Smoke and u Die from zombies :P

[EvanandGregComedy]

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[Mqshking]

I couldve sworn that the guy in the gray hoody was smoking in one of the videos lol thats funny lol cuz hes the one who said quit smoking. you guys make awesome vids. it sucks though cuz i started filmin zombie survival vids and then founds yours and didnt wanna seem like i was copying so im boned lol

[dextroy14433]

first

 zombies are the fat and overweight all i can say to them is good luck

[soadfansoad]

What if you're immune?

[UNrestrictedxManiacs]

@soadfansoad then they will rip u apart and eat u. :D

[Gragham77]

Pole-arms are a win, as you can keep your distance. Thrusting (using your speed/weight) is more energy efficient and accurate than slashing/swinging, so a ranseur is better than a halberd. Infected blood splatters away from you. Garden variety ranseur: a spade. The blade has no angle with the handle, which makes it better than a shovel. Like a crowbar it is of good practical use as well.

Or you can just admit that you're screwed.

[kuiichi]

i prefer throwing some molotov's to a crowded or group of crackheads approaching at you and the best thing is that you have a pistol,some assault rifle if you have one ,some hunting rifle,katana. some axe well you can find it anywhere especially at hardware stores there's a story that you can make a napalm using the materials that you can only buy at hardware stores but i dont know the formula DAMN!

[deathsvapor9]

lol hay stack a little heavy?

[jimthemessiah]

wtf non smokeing fagget your a fatty there gonna catch

[sgtgr3stly34]

youre a prick twat

[rambogoesnutz3]

yo add rambogoesnutzand gd video

[tomrhodes1]

are we forgeting about the basics here? what about carrying a stick at all times on your back as back-up if you do lose your weapon.. that way you have somthing to push them back with untill you find a more sutiable weapon and thanks for the training vid

[WoOTfoOT]

Mate I hope you're joking, Seriously a stick? It can't do anything man better with a aleminium baseboll bat lol a stick -.-

[tomrhodes1]

... I was talking about a broom stick with the end broke off...

A stick, if broken, can be sharp enough to go through a zombie and you can find them everywhere and its much lighter than a aleminium baseball bat...

( plus you look totally awsome when your swinging a plain wooden stick

[WoOTfoOT]

Have you seen to much movies? A fucking brocken of stick can't go through someones skull, wtf are you thinking with? just use proper weapons instead of some imagine ninja shit

[tomrhodes1]

who the fuck said anything about a skull dishit? I meant to use it as a little temporary weapon untill you could find a better one as it can distract and push the zombies away

...becides do you have any proper weapons in your house that would cleave streight through a skull?

[WoOTfoOT]

Baseball bat, Machete

[scaryeric123]

@tomrhodes1 dude you do NOT want to push them!

[noob2top3210]

@tomrhodes1 Darn right

"Carry a big stick, and speak softy"

Theodore Roosevelt was ready for the invasion

[raginginferno132]

I would use a big compound bow a shoot a big hunting arrow through their head  Not practical but cool

[imoveatparaderest]

My preferred method is to try and eat the zombie before it could eat me. Psychological warfare, you know?

[landraider101]

wat if the zombie had aids? and waht if u had aids? biological warfare?

[imoveatparaderest]

Exactly. Although, technically it already is bio war, considering the zombie has a virus that makes the dead alive. But, if you had aids, well, hey, you've got the upper hand now.

[dracon56]

@imoveatparaderest Still the virus goes ino ur mouth from the zombies blood so the ebst way is to decap or get the hell out

[LeonSK11]

i knoe haw to kill one :D

[GOHSTWOLF]

I'm good at greko roman wrestling, I think that might be a good thing during an zombie apocolypse

[damanhl]

I beg to differ. You don't want to get that close to them. Also wrestling them down is not going to kill them. And zombies come in large groups. Karate might help you a bit better if you have to do close combat. Kicks and punches at the head.

Please, don't try wrestling them. Ever.

[trav2321]

i think its funny how he said quit smoking while Andrew has smoked in one of the vids before

[kaspar12321]

im pretty sure the military would see you riding on a bike lol

[kaspar12321]

lol im good at karate ^^ but i dont think tthatl save me

[CycoYoshi]

no offense, but yes it wouldnt be very helpful, zombies have the upperhand in an unarmed fight, and the virus MIGHT spread with even a scrach.

[smb50073]

jeans, leather jacket, gloves, and a mask. all these are hard to bite through and leaves only your neck exposed

[Kin349]

I wonder if real zombies will come...

if so i might as well run to the military area be4 the zombies reach my state....

[Pokemonfan1234567]

becareful, most military commands require them to shoot anyone running as they could be a zombie, slowly walk towards them, wave your hands, and they will do the rest

[youtoubefan1]

@Pokemonfan1234567 according to the "zombie survival guide" zombies dont run. you can outrun a zombie, the only problem is: humans get tired, zombies dont. they could walk weeks without stopping

[Lallemartin]

@youtoubefan1 They get kinda tired.. They are hungry.. and if they dont have eaten in over a month, they will walk slower then slow..

[kaspar12321]

hehe a navy base is like 3 or 4 km from where i live il just run there :D... btw i LIVE on an army base aswell so im good

[carpetbomb313]

@Kin349

The time will come, the world is goingto be runned by zombies

[sapower2]

being bloated is somewhat a good thing...

if you have a... methane powered engine.

[vaultdweller61]

he would be the one to say something about being fat

[ChaoticMine]

In every video it still the same setting...In a barn somewhere snowy....I wouldn't use just a bike, I would attach a sharp object three feet long and ram some zombies while escaping...

[litenite87]

so retard and boring waste my freaking time watching this and yet this has almost 5 stars rating...

[DustinProm14]

Shoot, I'd be roadkilling a bunch of em. The Toyota 4Runner that I have may not be a very powerful car, but with that brush guard in handy....whoo hoo!! who wants to go for a joyride? ha ha.

[MewBuruberi]

You'll have to clean it all up.

[CpsLock3]

Bikes are the best bet because they don't run out of fule and you don't get stuck in dead traffic ( people trying to cross the border out of a infected country)

[Enraged10]

I can't tell if this is a joke or not because it looks retarded. Though in case of zombies I do have a plan. A bunch of guys in a bus always on the move staying only one day at a time in one location constantly sweeping the erea for supplies and weapons. Plan B is fortifying myself in the attic after raiding my local shop. I live in the country side so it's no big dealm it's not a Dead Rising mall sorda shop, it's very small. I'll take out all my money empty it at first signs of outbreak.

[42NDElite]

Hmm, IF the military presence was overwhelmed in your city and a abandoned tank (still in operating condition) was lieing around, would it be a smart idea to take the tank?

[MewBuruberi]

If you had tons of gas to run that thing.

[42NDElite]

Yea, but its always fun to drive a 62.3 ton tank around blowing hordes of zombies to bits and crushing crowds of undead... Its pretty much the ultimate joyride until the fuel runs out, and then you look pretty stupid. Ah well, atleast you still have the .50 cal gun to kill them while they advance at your tank

[MewBuruberi]

That sounds fun in theory, however if the hordes were that big the military would be involved. And even if you are the only one, you have to clean it all up, and risk the chance of them still being alive and you getting bitten.

[42NDElite]

What do you mean?

Do you mean I'd have to clean out the tank?

Meh, shoot a few rounds into the tank and hop in

[youtoubefan1]

@42NDElite i dont think so. since most people probably arent able to drive a tank and use it properly. and you would also need much fuel

[lazawrcat666]

this is so fucking stupid

[tormenter012]

i know! isn't it great?! :D

[Kinxism]

eh i'm in a flat of the roof so my claymore willl be rite at the stairs whr they will be coming up from or if i don wanna stay in a flat i might as well go the to train yard go up to the roof claymore the entrance..

[dezrook]

Just break the stairs, so they cant get up, and if you need to get down.......well, break a leg!

[Mrtumtum94]

Kinxism yur a dumbfuc. unless yur house is pure armore yur house would fall, blow up if yu used a calmore in yur house... and wat if group of zombie got in yur attic? yu cant go downsstaris nor can yu run out of there, and yu can jump out.... yu will die in about a week,

[dezrook]

Wow, I have seen you, and u, but what the crap, yu? Dont call anyone else Dumb anythings if you spell like a half mental retard.

[Kinxism]

i'll haf a sniper rifle,a pistol and a few claymores and some supplys to hide up in the roof.

and also build up a small tent in the roof and a dog so if the clay more exploded or the door is koncked i may hear the dog barking

[Covertmaddroxx1]

I would use a MP5 with a tac light, and a 45 colt

[Altier215]

i would use a super soaker filled with hair spray and rig a lighter to the front of it. insta flame thrower

[SomeGuyWithABucket]

But zombies arent deterred by fire

which means you'll have a burning zombie instead of a regular zombie running at you

[Altier215]

oh shit. thanks for the warning dude, it is so gonna help when the zombiepoccalypse comes. can you imagine, flaming zombies. if i did that then what they say is true. the teamkiller is always the noob with the flamethrower, lol. no, but seriously thanks for the warning. do you suppose my method would work on zombie cats (i know it works on real ones). im kidding

[biggiebano10]

0:37 LOL!

[sh0tl0l]

lol boomers form l4d

[omosap1]

Blades are only good if u manage to stab zombies in the eye, as u imagine, its hard... The best weapon its a crow bar, not to heavy, not to big and you can open doors easily when trying to run from huge hordes...

[mexicangreaser14]

is a baseball bat a good weapon for zombie killin

[ShinoNero]

LOL KARATE?! you guys fail hand to hand to combat will get you killed yes it can help if you have nothing but you can find a makeshift weapon anywhere and looks like your going to die your fat as shit

[SuperClaudioJunior]

i think zombies, not exist!

But... i dont know

[jublywubly]

I'm glad I did that personal trainer course.

It helps to understand nutrition too. When the zombies come and you're holed up in some place, you probably won't have access to meat for long, so you're going to have to learn to combine foods into complete proteins. This also means it may be necessary to get extra B12, B complex and Iron, so make sure to have supplements of those to tide you over during the days, weeks or months without animal sources of food.

[yazach35]

if i went on a boat to survive i would take a tommy gun and when the floaters came at me i would set up a stereo and play im on a boat while i shot them to kingdom come

[Elca32]

lol! thats so funny i would wanna do that too! haha.

[HonestLiars789]

well id thik most of them would sink...get a harpoon gun with a cable attached,that way you never run out of ammo

[necrid521]

would park tour or free running help

[warplease]

i'm in training for the canadian army