Don't Lines Suck?

[Docterdave1010]

OM NOM NOM

[madmanslullaby1]

after the kid feel the mom must have picked him up and gave him attention and got full of herself

[assassindwinell1]

Go kid

[numbstateofennui]

inconsiderate people are inconsiderate >_<

[AvengerIsTalking]

Once me and my mom we're waiting in line (it was almost xmas btw) and some teenager went with her friend and the lady in front of us didnt take it very well she was all like U NEED TO GO TO THE BACK OF THE LINE or some crap like that and the teen was just like I just went to the restroom my friend was holding my space and my mom was like to the cranky lady chill out its xmas and until security came she turned on us.

[AkiraSRT9]

Wow, you should probably change you're whole show, lol

[bfoster15no2]

@AkiraSRT9 your*

Why should he?

[PopcornCutie3]

Guys its a fucking joke xD dumb asses

[Person100ist]

Damn u awsome dude

[TheMmlover45]

people calm it was obv. a joke

[peircethehedgehog123]

i thought by dont lines suck i thought it was like the straight lines u draw...F@#k

[TheFabulousBakerBoys]

@peircethehedgehog123 Why would THOSE suck? They're awesome!

[peircethehedgehog123]

@TheFabulousBakerBoys lol i was kidding.we cool?good

[awesomeness82571]

oh ya right u made that story up

[XxOneTrueKillxX]

this is made up but i understand its for fun

[stripnieks1234567890]

@XxOneTrueKillxX what if it isnt?

[itsthat1dudeovrthere]

Can I be the first one to cal Buuuuull shiiiiit? :3

[nightmare1233211]

I new it was a joke when you said the kid was playing with the gun ,lol

[Markio123123]

Lol I knew it was a joke when you mentioned the fat mother and child leave

[kikopaskalev1234]

Are you fuckin kiding me!!!!!!!!!

[youtrytobelikeme]

bs that never happened

[yaoixyurixrules]

People really need to stop ignoring their kids that's how some kids go up and be like messed up and need therapy for being neglected as a child

[numbstateofennui]

@yaoixyurixrules I agree based on username alone

[karmauiddiotts]

Women like that I just wantta kill but I can't

[lovestoned98]

Like this this is if you don't give a fuck when your watching it bitch it's still funny

[Defjet1]

@lovestoned98 Practically begging for likes are we?

[KeloJello]

like this if your watching this video in 2011!

[Defjet1]

@KeloJello And you too, still begging for likes, your comments aren't original and I don't see how anyone would actually like that. Theres 365 fucking days in a year for someone to watch this video doesnt mean your gonna get likes because you ask people too, yet somehow some people still do ~_~

[BlueEyesFTW1]

@KeloJello No, I'm watching this in1937, what the hells a Youtube?

[Jennifer123001]

haha "but where the fun in that" lol

[ilvminecraft6476]

loled at end



[ces0784]

five years later......" hey you give me your money you frieking... ahhh its super fall man"...then super fall man says..."one large fall for a chocolate eater one giant trip for a fat chacolate eating super clumsy hero... thing umm uhh yah"

[XxHaKuNaXmAtAtAxX]

hmmm true story lol =-)

the man who tried to hold up the shop must of been really short.

hahahaha

[MrDanBouma]

i can not wait for the zombie hords to come ill kill them alll and fluffee talk about BIG FOOT PLZ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Bkbman123]

But It Turns Out Bad Parenting and Child Stupidity Saved the day! Dude! I love your videos!

[paolanicole8]

is this for real...

[lilstorm4]

if u lve fluffy click ctrl alt and down on youre keyboard

[244yomama]

i feel like your full of shit:/

oh ya... and your pretty cute;) haha

[imthekataangmaster]

is this a joke?

[quicksilvr59]

Lol

[werawsome123678]

bullshit

[Missdubpepsi]

Ur hot, funny & smart :)

[SKITSO4]

LMAO

[gibbo1112]

thats... THATS NOT HOW ITS SUPPOSED TO WORK!! :(

[ChocolateChameleon]

flufee i love u and u're soooo hot and funny and i love u again <3 ,<3...

but...i gotta say BULLSHIT

[rexpuppy5]

BULSHIT



[tino85151]

no offen but u right!

[Isaacwuzhere]

I'm sorry... but I gotta call bullshit on that xD

[kannibalistickarny24]

does anyone believe this...either that fake and gay... or fluffee is gods favourite and everything fun happens to him >:/

[pikachu13421]

How possibly could bad parenting and child stupidity save a whole thousand of ppl from a murder??

[nickiminaj19996]

Thats a pretty fucking amazing day.

[12345Bowser]

I don't believe that but that was fucking hilarious!

[Jdude1795]

This one time i was in line and someone jumps at me with their dick out 8===D

[43tunafish]

dude he never fucking blinks

[yosougly]

@43tunafish he blinked 5 times in the vid i counted.

[OtterLOL]

YES!!!!!! i love stories with kids kicking some arse!

[monkeymauler1400]

im fat :(

[Kimblee1987]

LOL at least the kid got what he wanted...I'd be pretty happy too, saving the day & getting an award for it!

[snoopylover911]

thats such bullshit lol. funny but completely untrue

[IGotAPagina]

@snoopylover911 I doubt the part where he was playing with a gun was real but think of how fucked the world is lol. I read somewhere a guy shot another guy with a fucking crossbow due to roadrage.

[401fallenangel]

That kid is pretty badass o.0

[goldendragonchild]

Anyone else have an ad to the bottom right of the video that shows an anime girl with a LOT of cleavage?

[DohnutMassacre64]

stoned...??

[CrimsonWilder2226]

i dont care if that was a women i woulda punched her in the god damn face, fucking bitch who says that about a person fat kids are embarassing? what a whore.

[JackRabs]

ey man is this story true?????????????

[mrblunt25]

bro...you are fucking hilarious

[imasnapper]

I don't believe you! ;D mister! Fluffee! He was leaning to get candy so how did this guy end up where he was leaning? Mhm!

[growlie2]

I would pay for the chocolate bar for that kid =)

[maxster14]

bad parenting payed of that dont work

[hippowaltz]

Thanks for talking about Kinder eggs my uncle sent me a gross from England to the USA and Customs sent me an empty bleeping box I might actually get them this time unless Customs eats them all again

[TheFaintVideos]

Im gonna work at a Grocery Store...

[XxXnintendofanXx]

@TheFaintVideos NOOOOO MAN THE GROCERY STORE IS DEPRESSING AND BORENG

PLACE TO WORK AT. STUFF LIKE THAT NEVER HAPPENS HE PROPLY MADE IT UP

ME AND MY FREIND DID THE SUMMER JOP PROGRAM AND IT WAS MISSRABOL

(i know my spilling is bad) ITS JIEST ABRIGE EVREY SINGEL FUCKING DAY!!!!!

[AssortedBullshit]

@TheFaintVideos That is not a good life goal

[mcknightjacob20]

your pretty freakin lucky

[jinglejamgle]

i just found the virtual pet ad keep adults with babies from seeing this

[lonelyjuliet101]

"bad parenting and child stupidity saved the day" STUPIDITY FTW!!!!

[MrJrollis]

i dare someone to say fake just do it faggots

[Gamelover383]

@MrJrollis fake

[StuffUser101]

You're videos are really funny except for when you repeat "Hey, what's up?"....

[IMABEMINECRAFT]

if u check my history its porn fluffee talks porn porn porn porn porn porn porn porn porn porn crazy japanesse tencle porn and fluffee talks fluffee talks fluffee talks porn...

[MrWafflehouse99]

I'm fat and i'm popular. I just defied your logic! Whut now?

[billyvince124]

is that a possible meet the scout reference at the end?

[gummybearqueen321]

... ok this is some funny shiz... but i really just dont belive this story...lol

[thedamienist]

Alright im pissed here i see all this crap u have about buying fluffy talks crap but u dont have it in fat fucker sizes u have 1x is the biggest ive seen get some 4-5x then id probley make u rich buying it

[emokitty130]

you make my day when ever i watch one of ur videos(:

[dodobird783]

o my fucin word u r very lucky

[StarryRhythm43]

Well this story has left me flabbergasted.... and very very VERY confused..... o_O

[AntitaLarue]

Dear fluffee I have no idea if this is true or not so if you could verify I'd be very happy =D

[PJATdug]

@AntitaLarue..................­.....really?

[MyPetsShow]

no its bad parenting and child danger senses that saves lives

[MulticoloredFishs]

LOLOL I love your imagination.

yes,i know how kids are. xd

[TheRAPEtime]

FAKE

[rillera25]

@TheRAPEtime NORLLY?

[Musicjunkie4848]

@TheRAPEtime No shit thats the point.

[SacreligousTurkey]

umm is this another one of your true stories that you just made up?

[noirecerisefluer]

hahahahahahahahaha. funny!!! im a ninja- im a bunny ninja

[rotomthunder]

you wanna see a ton of lines? get in singapore man! lining up is singapore's passtime!

[DolphinVet33]

i did that once when i was four and i got the candy with out falling... but my mom didn't buy it anyway

)':

[asevedomami]

Dude how can u talk that much?! Ur still hot!!

[Forthias]

so full of shit. lol.

[RedxLilxSleepy]

fake

[nelsonater2000]

@RedxLilxSleepy Who gives a shit? Its still awesome

[darkprincess4267]

:O My skittle senses start tingling when i'm in town... i live in a rural area... and i get a giddy and smily then ibecome the weird girl smiling for no apprant reason :/

[XNeverShoutNeverX55]

Thumbs up for Spidey Senses XD

!!! LMAO

[06eDtbug01]

even if he were to make some of this stuff up... who cares? he's hilarious.

[GothicChickenAnal]

..is it just me or has any1 else even the slightest bit thought the title was meaning cocaine lines just from a glance at it and a sudden thought?

[NNETproductions1]

um thats bull

[WLOfails]

HAHA THATS SO TRUE!!

[1JDCarver]

Thats BS

[MrSokodnarance]

hey man i have nothing against you but how can we know thath you dont just make this s*it up...?

[XxXxlLinklxXxX]

@MrSokodnarance Dude... Even if he makes this stuff up... Its still pretty awesome xD.

[goofy3oh3]

@XxXxlLinklxXxX so true

[TheGorrack]

@MrSokodnarance

Who gives a crap. In a few newer videos he even has links so some articles.

[lolitatiger]

sure, yhur 'spidey senses'

[srh4l420]

FLUFFE IS awesome,,, bro u shuld b a comedian,, haha i watch ur shit everyday man hahahaha good shit,, even tho i got no fuccin life ha

[shawtygirlx]

My spidy senses aree tingliinggg O.O

[movie13fly]

yeah right that is bullshit

[BlizzardIceFox]

i like that kid.

[tdilovegwen]

he got the chocolate bar :D and a gun..

[soxster101]

You are kinda not funny but yet you are...kinda boring and un-original....but you are damn cute...i know this video is 2 years old but this is the first time i've seen one of your videos...amazing....do you wear socks? what kind do you like to wear?

[lovesgirlz1]

lol sorrrrryyyyy if i dont look at where hes from

[sciman001]

i doubt thats true.

[sk0giz]

you should get like a FluffeTalks Legalize it t-shirt or something in jamaican colours in your shop. tumbs up if you agree

[crib1981]

I hate waiting in lines. Amusement Parks are the worst. Never ever go to Disney World please. You pay all that money to wait in line all day.

[thewkwshow]

fluffee for the win!!

[TheSpongesam]

hey finally something works on penile size check it out ....helpopenisenlargement...co­mmm

[lovesgirlz1]

yea fluffee if u run for president i will vote for u

[killa420herb]

@lovesgirlz1 a) he's Canadian

b) you're stupid

[CoolBean988]

My fluffee senses are tingling!

[NerdyEmoGirl1]

fluffee are u for real?? :D

[maniakoule]

aha..........ha....

[jessmoerodeo101]

i want to tap that



[Shaynavendela]

my spidey since is tingling

[legitcheckitcontrol]

You should work with politics, you're pretty good at making up stories :)

[xXyersweetnitemareXx]

"bad parenting and child stupidity saved tha day.... oh and tha kid got tha chocolate bar... i saw him sittin on tha guys chest eatin it... and playin with a gun"... Yep great parenting mommy dearest... let yer kid fall .. and deny him of chocolate

[liljj10303]

That was total bullshit!!!

[SephirothxAngel]

@liljj10303 Are u saying that this story isn't real?

[Nicholasdude187]

That never happen but it was funny

[phantomdsmurf]

hey im a little ofended because im a fat kid

[minecraftiers]

@phantomdsmurf then calm down on the chocolate barss

[bobishigh146]

@phantomdsmurf

Deal with it. If you don't want to be offended get off the internet. Free speech means I can call you a fatass piece of shit, and you are equally entitled to reply with 'fuck you you piece of shit' or something. That's how free speech works. It's also what enables you to say 'i'm offended'

Again, deal with it.

[KainArcher188]

@bobishigh146 im pretty sure that was sarcasm. apparently you were having a bad day. its not cool to say shit like that b-cuz of a joke. wtf is up with that free speech shit? whered that come from? i mean, be serious here, why say anything if you cant say anything good?

[bobishigh146]

@KainArcher188

Why say something if you can't say anything intelligent? And wtf is up with that free speech shit? Precisely what I said. I was having a great day actually, thanks for making a leaping assumption though. And I'm sorry, do you know if he was being sarcastic? Unless you are him you don't know. I'm as serious as can be by the way. Your comment was even more pointless than his.

[libzzz2000]

you made that wack up didn't you fluffee

[NewnotesJR]

That story is so bogus . . . as in an obvious fabrication, not an 80's throwback of the word "cool."

Although, it's still a nice entertaining little story.

[oceanbluepurplefish]

did this really happen. like wouldnt u be scared if a guy had a gun in a store. like u dont just say, hes holding the place up:DDDD

[smash0]

i don't get it, how can some guy that walked into a store get knocked unconcious by a kid in a shopping kart that was waiting in line...?

[FmFracing117]

Must hav been a really big kid

[austinpodann]

thats such an insane chain of events lol

[djdevo100]

Umm is any of that true fluffee? rofl

[ttslipknotrulez132]

@djdevo100 yes! he said so on one of his videos and on wikitubia!

[xTheHWordx]

Tags:

Fluffeetalks fluffee talks dont lines suck? comedy funny haha lol laugh joke gun candy bar fat kid and women weed 420

[stickysamful]

i was in a line with my mate and an old woman starting slagging us of because she thought she should be at the front because shes old. my friend got piss off because she started poking his back so he turned round and decked her. the next few days he was acting like some solid gangster because he put a old laidy on the floor. that was a good line.

[bioniclefan1999]

@stickysamful some thing simlar happen to my mom she was at the very left on red light with is aloud where i live suddenly the old bitch starts to go on a red light in the middle of the road at the point whens shes not suppost to old people think the can do what ever they wont i bet they where masks just to look old old people are bitches

[waterbuffalo38]

@xXRossyboyXx hahaha EPIC face

[xXRossyboyXx]

and playing with a gun laugh out loud thats right i said it :O

[love2mine4]

thumbs up if you where one of the people who liked this one

[2ndflare54]

I KNOW this is made up but FLuffee is so funny and i have been watching his videos ever since he didnt have a logo and when he washed his hat and used a red one and when he showed his hair and all....

[AliTobi]

Remember when you go to your youtube page and there wasn't an advertisement at the top of the page?

Remember when music videos were uploaded by users and not VEVO

Remember when there wasn't advertisements that never go away?

Remember you couldn't have a limit to favorites?

Remember the famous yellow subscribe button?

WE MISS THE OLD YOUTUBE!

Post this in every video and lets start a youtube riot!

Originally made by GlassPaperBag

Thumbs up to keep this at top of the page

[jasontensa]

was that a true story?

[Sugarlandjackson]

Yea, I was gonna post that other comment to 4 other vids, but i got bored and stopped... lol

[killette2]

Kinder suprise? Isn't that the creepy egg chocolate candy?

[bobby091013]

nigga u r funny as hell

[222chickenman]

its called fluffee sense not spidey sense.... cmon man.

[jolly4ranchers]

hahahaha ur so funny u make me wanna be u

[screamsinmyhead]

since when do stores in Canada get robbed?

[NikkiBieber171]

THATS news people wanna hear dude

[GodsFaithfulChild]

u probably made that up

[th3on3and0nl1]

@GodsFaithfulChild he doesnt make make anything he says up, and if he does then he just says it either on the video or on the descrption :D

[MrsRocRoyal4Evah]

omg this was sooo funny i fell on the gound hahaha

[BekahKH]

um i seriously doubt this story. but kudos for creativity?!

[3scap3m3]

Are you fing serious ?

[seriousgamer94]

@FLuffeeTalks true story?

[ForeverYuYuhakusho]

Fluffee the craziest shit happens around you seriously

[musixluver891]

thats is so fuckin awesome the craziest stories u fuckin tell like that guy wit the potatoe up his ass xD ur awesome

[omletbar10]

was the guy with the gun elmo?

*starts singing*

"elmos got a gun na na na na na elmos got a gun na na na na na big birds on the run na na na na na"