Actual Church Signs

[TheDano1947]

This is just how messed up christians really are.

[pyramidhead138]

i may not be an athiest but as rebellious as our society has become, id say christianity is becoming obsolete

[HelFKiernan]

GOD NEEDS MONEY

[nayembi]

I loved it! Lol

[trashbash2001]

damn, this shit is off tha HOOK! "these are the signs, these are the signs, these are the signs of liiiiiiife....."

[technical1234567]

@Werdna9100 yes I laughed so fuckin hard

[Joeaho]

Welcome to America.

[halolIlmao0]

If God(Yahweh Jehovah) was real, why can't he come to YouTube and show that he is not a bloody jealous unethical war god? If he is all powerful this would be the place to show himself.

[HelFKiernan]

@halolIlmao0 god is a luddite

[revjimbob]

Christians just don't have a sense of humour. Most of these are just lame, or not so subtly threatening.

[Werdna9100]

Does anyone else see the adult video sign at2:10

[kentucker45]

awsome vid

[thinkasecond]

i like the sign at 2:41

[PirateMonkeyFilmz]

1:16 What, god can't use words?

[red666111]

"forgive your enemies - it meses with their heads" rofl

[SUP3R10Rzombie]

Well, I imagine just like heaven... hell is a is an equal-opportunity employer... But only one of them will let you come to work drunk. :D

[iEugene703]

Wow I'm tired of Atheists and ppl like that commenting on videos like this and any other even somewhat resembling Christianity and bashing on religious people. You dont see us commenting on videos about atheism saying stuff like "What the @&$? Atheist people are retards!!" seriously...

Ps News flash, Atheism is a religion, one of the definitions for religion is a cause, principle or system of beliefs held with ardor and faith. And trust me you need PLENTY of faith to believe the universe with

[Renafangirl2021]

@iEugene703 Hahahaha I see religious people do that all the time, and athiesm is NOT a religion. Being an athiest is defined as having no belief in a higher power and religion is defined as worshiping a diety which we most certaintly do not. Also, the sign about aids and war was disgusting. That was basically mocking people who have been through those tragic ordeals.

[iEugene703]

@tgrace211 Gods not short of cash WE are!! If we wanna share the gospel you kinda need money for transportation food and such. So indirectly you're giving to God

[TheBSFranklin]

Crap! Those are some god damn funny sings! My plans might change this weekend. Go see Doug Stanhope or go to church? They're both pretty funny these days. They both have booze. Maybe Kurt Cameron will show up with pictures of crocoduck. Screw it! I'll take my 3 year old out to a park and enjoy life before it's over.

[shadobian11]

@TheBSFranklin Christians don't cuss

[shinigamistarr]

2:17

I'm reminded of the Weasley twins from Harry Potter book 6

[MetalxXxMayhem]

"If you're too open minded, your brain will fall out" Weirdly, i agree with that one. Some people believe in crazy crap just to be "open minded"

[humansaretheworld]

"free trip to heaven. Details inside!" Churches take your soul, tell you what

 to think, and run your life for you. There is nothing free about religion.

[ChipArgyle]

Blue-eyed Jesus is watching you every time you have sex, whether it's church-sanctioned or not! See - they don't need porn in Heaven! Giggity Giggity!

You really wanna spend forever with that guy?

[Foseman]

fuck you



[Spaghettimonster777]

Flying spaghetti monster bless america!

[baldurus1]

Come in and give us all your money!

Basically every church sign ever.

[bahamasartits]

this shit made me laugh soooo dam hard

[hypercannon1]

Adult video Jesus is watching you lololololol

[tgrace211]

at the 1:04 mark....why does the "being" who can create anything from nothing always seem to be out of cash? Or have need for cash? I understand that church's are nonprofit organizations and help the needy, but why lie about it and say God needs your money? Why not, "hey douche bag, help us feed the poor" Just seems like a way for people to help feel better by "paying off there sins" to feel better about screwing that person they met on craigslist

[athfrulz1]

@yodafan82 why not give god a wide berth god is jealous and likes to throw thunderbolts. oh wait, that was his predecessor...

[StrikaAmaru]

2:40 The funny thing is that they lifted that from Richard Dawkins: "By all means, let's be open minded, but not so open minded that our brains fall off"

[twistedH3L1X]

I appreciate the time put in to make this video. Thanks. Some were clever. All were douche-y.

[JavierCR25]

HAHAHAHAH!

[ricardobrusd]

0:46 - "Keep using my name in vain I`ll make rush hour your longer – GOD"

Do as I say, not as I do ?

LOL

[RespectTheFight]

I'm a Christian but some of these were a bit ridiculous

[Chilldudeski]

wow gay

[Merc065]

I dont belive in god...but i want to start a church just so i can make funny sighs each sunday XD

[TuahShinguru]

@Merc065 This Week:  "Do you know what Hell is?"

Come hear our organist!

[miss0interpret]

"If you are too open minded your brains will fall out" From now on I am accepting this as a legitimate argument simply because it is awesome :)

[bizarreabomination]

3:50 "Church parking trespassers will be baptised" roflmao

[belladonna4577]

i'm also an atheist, but i have to agree with draco5638, some of those signs were pretty out there and funny lol. good video!

[gattler]

awww.. i love the one on 2:09 imagine how happy truckers feel when they pass that.. :]

[influenztial]

Faith Assembly of God...So their acronym is FAG?

[belladonna4577]

@influenztial lol

[Ubertommy69]

Hahaha, "Jesus is watching you" with "Adult video" behind it.

[jigglypuff2cute]

@Ubertommy69 i actually saw that one in AFV, thats was just too funny lol

[R4vetastic]

The last one is the biggest lie ever LOL

[klutterkicker]

My favorite one is the "Free Trip to Heaven" probably because it's so danged close to a "Free Atlantic Cruise."

[winscott9601]

Great job!!! Really put together well, thanks for sharing!

[CrisisC0re]

Funny video, yet still...

I still dont understand how, *silently thinking in your head* is going to send you to "Heaven" fail.

If god is real, then i doubt he wants us to sit and think in our heads and ask for stuff...As if... Fail.

[Scardy]

Some of these are actually very clever... and some are just facepalm-worthy.

[TaiFerret]

I believe in dogs. What does that make me?

[keksinnot]

@TaiFerret

Caninian

[rmcdaniel423]

mmmmmmmmmm, jam.

[randomface54]

4:11, in the case of the latter, I beg to differ.

[CaptCamping]

2:14 LOL

[699backstab]

I rape all god concepts till they cry and beg me to stop. But I wont.

[dragonwarlord69]

God loves me. But if i don't except some asshole as my lord and savior then im fucked for eternity. If thats true then if there is a god ( which there probably isn't ). I don't like him and he can fuck off

[smoke10108]

"Free trip to Heaven! Details inside!" .....I going to take that deal! :) 

[ytpenate]

BOMB LOGIC!

Let's see

"God does not believe in atheists, therefore atheists do not exist"

It make sense right?

So then I can say

"I do not believe in god, therefore god does not exist"

[2ravenf0x2]

@ytpenate if you want doesn't make it true but if you want

[dingo2306]

These signs were too funny. Some have got to be photo-shopped LOL

[palerider1313]

My fave is jesus is watching you with an adult video sign in the background lol

[macdogq]

Great stuff. I love it.

[DaisyMay98]

What is most striking is how many denominations of "The Truth" there are. Shouldn't there be just one?

[Unguidedone]

this video has so much win

[Irishmuffin69]

@lostandconfusedangel, that's basically saying that if I don't believe god, god doesn't exist.

[sketto]

separation, not seperation.

[ejungleska]

1:23, i noticed they didnt put a F in front of their "AG" crest

[kidkong584]

2:14 with the adult video store right next to it.

[blackestjake]

Lol @ god and believers.

[panterguy]

This would have been better with the Benny Hill Show sound tract.

[Stewie2032]

4:05 is priceless!

I want to find that church and get me some money! I'm a catholic too! Go figure!

[PrivateJoker17]

"GOD DOES NOT BELIEVE IN ATHEISTS THEREFORE ATHEISTS DO NOT EXIST" thankyou Christianity for proving that only people with no intelligence are religious.

[Ablutophobic]

@PrivateJoker17 Wrong, people with intelligence believe the first thing they are told, in most cases a religion.

[PrivateJoker17]

@Ablutophobic Please tell me you are joking, please.

[Ablutophobic]

@PrivateJoker17 LOL im sorry, people WITHOUT intelligence, a simple mistake.

[PrivateJoker17]

@Ablutophobic Good haha thank you for clarifying

[brokenscimitar]

I love the one at 2:09. Look at what's on the left hand side of the picture.

[TlalocW]

1:05 Man, normally I insist on some fake faith healing or other entertainment before forking over money.

[BlessedMeWithHisFire]

3:08 if he really loved us he would take those crazy asses now

[joshie92]

4:04 Where's my $10?!?

[FlyinSpaghettiMnstr7]

@1:49 i think a few nuts is an understatment

[daemonowner]

2:40 do they actually want people to take them seriously?

[LordZentei]

@daemonowner

That's actually a paraphrase of a quote from Richard Feynman (the physicist). He said "keep an open mind – but not so open that your brain falls out". The context was that you should be able to accept new ideas while still being critical of them and being wary of silliness. There may be earlier versions.

[rmar67]

1:21 was especially offensive.

[timmykill]

8==D

[EPR89]

So these guys are the reason why I'm stuck in rush hour every morning. Thank you very much.

[cravintruth]

1:06 you give god the credit, now give god the cash. BECAUSE GOD NEEDS MONEY for christ sakes. fuck church

[killerhoboz]

Pffft, jesus is watching you right next to an adult movie theater... I want to go there now

[SubjectStigma16]

Beavis & Butthead are Laughing at 0:59

[blazereef]

ok, im atheist and some of the signs are cool but the one about "tsunamie-aid" etc was pathetic and cruel and the ones about hell, disgusting

[ClamCrunchy]

Jesus is watching adult videos.

[olafurhh03]

So many threats. Don't live your life in fear. Stop this bullshit.

[lilchris10kid]

Lol You give god the credit now give god the cash. LMAO

[Z4RROMA]

Just proves how stupid Christians can be som- mos- all of the time. And the one about proving where the god is or getting $10? If I lived near that church, I'd be rich.

[VentisViper]

Anyone else notice the irony of the adult video sign in the back round

[MaoiMeowi2]

@VentisViper I would notice the irony if I notice the adult video sign.

[xTGISalvation]

Lol 2:10 Jesus Is Watching and in the background it Says Adult Video..LOL

[nobilvolpe]

2;13 lol

[VeritasTruthEmet]

oh my, no these cant be legit. wait, maybe.... what happened to the usa?

[Bowmaj21]

2:52 I think that one would piss off more Dyslexics than Atheists!

[propertyofBigG4ever]

@Bowmaj21 i was offended by the dyslexic remark

that disease almost broke my family

[mcneely2818]

@propertyofBigG4ever

we all get offended at times, it's called life. freedom of speech, and all that you know...

[propertyofBigG4ever]

@mcneely2818 i know, but STILL

u dont know how much that thing HURT MY FAMILY

like they say, u dont know hurt till uve been hit

[draco5638]

I'm not Christian, I'm Atheist, but I have to say nice video, It was fun to watch. Take care. ;-)

[propertyofBigG4ever]

@draco5638 what makes u think athiesm is the right thing??

[Spetsop]

@propertyofBigG4ever

What makes you think religion is the right thing??

[CareBear2157]

@draco5638 :-)

[PrivateJoker17]

@draco5638 Why would you like the video if you were Chrisitan?

[LostAndConfusedAngel]

@draco5638 What did you think of the message, "God does not believe in atheists therefore atheists do not exist"?

[talover30]

@LostAndConfusedAngel As an atheist, that did not offend me in the least bit. They are entitled to their opinions. 

[Tony2438]

@draco5638 One of the signs had Atheists do not exist so ignore this message cause it dose not exist

[sleach060689]

face palm

[Pgaither84]

@sleach060689 Don't you mean face psalm?

Ah... ah? See what I did there? I made a funny.

[Pgaither84]

I missed out of 10 dollars? awww...

[TheEmrick]

ive actually seen about 12 of those saying on church signs where i live.

[propertyofBigG4ever]

@TheEmrick LOL!!

{or as i like2say:LiveLifeLoud,

that's an awesome song w a hysterical/-/hilarious[music} videox)(x]

[WolfoftheDM]

2:14

Adult Video and JESUS IS WATCHING YOU!

[ChangingPeople]

2:14

[CareBear2157]

2:09

[ChangingPeople]

Epic Fail For The Adult Video Store!!!

[AndItGoesToWaste]

"Religious truths are inherently rooted in a fixed perspective, but real truth is perspective-independent...  religious mysteries arise not from what is truly unknowable; they arise from the limitations of trying to understand reality from a fixed frame of reference." -Steve Pavlina

[thelyniezian]

No! Merely that is the default position for sinners, who need to be saved.

[BeekersSqueakers]

What about the people who have never even heard of Christ? Do they automatically go to hell just because they had no idea that your God even existed?

[GiRLKlutz]

No. Once they know of him, then they decide to believe or not. Jesus wont return until everyone had heard of God.

[cvd316316]

@GiRLKlutz Then just as everyone truly knows, he will not return. Your 'savior' said he would return in early 2nd century.

[CareBear2157]

@cvd316316 where did it say that? Anyways, People need to realize God is soooooo much bigger than the box religion puts him in.

[cvd316316]

@CareBear2157 Mark 13:24-31 and Matthew 16:28 and Luke 9:27 The latter two state "I tell you the truth, some of you who are standing here will not taste death before they see the kingdom of god come with power" This was when Jesus was supposed to return. He said it himself. There are many instances elsewhere in the bible that attempt to push back the 2nd coming to fit his apocalyptic prophecy.

[WolfDOuka]

Whhat song is that? and by what artist?

[TheGoldenBoy2792]

2:10 FTW

[SpaggyMedia]

If they would fulfill this promise, the Church could be insolvent within minutes.

[cabot2jville2010]

lol! these were hilarious some funny some stupid, i got one like the Billboard, here in Jacksonville Arkansas..if you drive from Littlerock eastward theres a big billboard sign that says JESUS on a green background....thats it lol

[edae13]

Hahaha red you red his book your real smart hahahahahahahahahahahah

[theCYNIC]

me too!

[CheeezMaster]

that was refresshingggngngng

[blithium]

Haha, those were funny :)

[Bowmaj21]

"Try Jesus? If you don't like him, the Devil will take you back?"

Back from where, where have I been? What's the Devil got to do with it?

[propertyofBigG4ever]

@Bowmaj21 where've u been??

[cravintruth]

@Bowmaj21 scare tactic