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  • I just discovered this guy, Fucking brilliant I say.

  • Australian Frank Zappa.

  • This is COMEDY! Wow, have people forgotten how to laugh now?

    Does EVERYTHING have to be deep and meaningful?

    It's JOKES.

  • cure hipster faggotry: MANHOOD101. COM

  • 12 confused gay people disliked this video

  • @sreinvention Correction--12 homophobic men disliked this video.

  • this guy's voice is amazing! From 2:30 to 3:00 he sounds like a character from disney or something. And his jokes are hilarious!

  • Like a lozenge! That was such a good ending! hahaha, I'm impressed.

  • The wall blinking every 3 seconds in back creeps me out

  • The first time I saw this bit I thought he was being supportive of gay people. But saying that NOT being an ignorant homophone is actually being oppressed by an age of intellectual colonialism and psychological fascism is the most ass-backwards thing I've ever heard. "They shouldn't be homophobic, well, THEY ARE." With a smile and a nod. That's the same bullshit all the small-minded, ignorant jackasses spew. He's not laughing with us, he's laughing at us, and it isn't funny.

  • @SapphireJesse08 I'm pretty sure he's making a point that people shouldn't be forced to have an opinion one way or another. They don't like gay people? So what, they are free to think as they please, just as people should be allowed to fuck whatever sex they want. You take away the choice, no matter what the choice is between, you become one of the very same small-minded, ignorant jackasses you deride so much. Hate crime may be an issue, but its really just a motive, same as any other.

  • @TheInky7 This point of view makes a ton of sense, but even this view has its paradoxical side. I mean, I'm fairly apathetic to the gay culture, but I'm not a huge fan of people who hate gays, its intolerance of intolerance and its weird as all fuck, and I guess its what comes from being human.

  • @Iwantpies1237 well I can't stand intolerance!

    Wait..damnit...

  • @SapphireJesse08 He's not saying that.

    he's just saying that all that "he shouldn't be homophobic" crap is opression.

    i'm gay, and i'm not offended and i know exactly what he means

    I don't care if homophobes don't like me. as long as they don't bother me

  • @Thewite1 Asking humanity not to be ignorant is not oppression. It's the ultimate oxymoron to say it's oppressive to ask someone not to oppress gay people.

  • @SapphireJesse08 but he's not talking about oppression of gay people.

    being homophobic and being an homophobic dick are different things

    Like: that homophobic dick just ran me over with a truck full of cactus and lemon juice

    or

    that guy doesn't like gay people. he's homophobic, but he isn't taking it out on me

    if you want homophobic people who don't do anything to you or anyone else to start liking gays, you are oppressing him

  • @Thewite1 Being ignorant is never okay. That's like saying "Oh, it's okay if some people are anti-semetic and racist, and if you tell them they shouldn't be anti-semetic and racist, then you're oppressing them."

    It's ass-backwards. Asking people not to be ignorant and to treat one another with dignity and respect is NOT oppression.

  • @SapphireJesse08 again, you're missing the poit

    if that anti something guy just shuts up about it, and behaves, telling him what to think is opression

  • @SapphireJesse08 He's basically saying that many ppl disapprove of homophobia but aren't genuine, they take it as a fad, because it's uncool. Comedians exaggerate in order to make a point. Obviously it's important to raise awareness about homophobia, but that's not what he's criticizing here. So his pals "aren't supposed" to be homophobic, but that alone won't make them change. Enter the twist, when he points to the fact that claiming gay people aren't manly enough is nonsense.

  • 1:59 Actually that's wrong. Australia has the same socially accepted preterm. That if you wear an earring in your right ear, you're gay. If you wear earrings in both your ears you're still gay. So he's wrong there. Otherwise this sort of stand up comedy isn't my cup of tea.

  • @Leijonasisu Only amongst idiots. Earrings having nothing to do with broadcasting orientation.

  • @Leijonasisu its not gay anymore..it hasnt been for four years now...keep up mate

  • @RandomMetalGuy666 It's always been that way. Earrings on men are for attracting other men. You know it.

  • @Leijonasisu no, it hasnt you fucking mislead homophobe

  • @RandomMetalGuy666 Not a homophobe. You're a 16 year old twit, probably still in highschool. What would you know about the world? Earrings are for attracting men. Why do you think people wear them? Silly boy, the common notion has and always will, in western countries apply. Stay in school kid.

  • He does the same jokes whenever you see him live.. But holy shit they are good jokes.

  • @CreativeTroll If don't get what I'm doing, check 6:30

  • Holy fucking shit he looks different.

  • hahahaha

  • The rape face in the background is very distracting.

  • Why the hell does the top comment always have to be a punchline that ruins the joke?

  • @wahhagoogoo fixed ;)

  • @iguanapunk Haha nice one

  • Fucking funny XD

  • "...like a lozenge." LOL

  • I thought the beginning was particularly funny.

    Watching the modern looking Irish bloke in the proper blue suit attire do that weird disco dance off stage.... to shake hands with Steve Hughes. Couldn't help but burst into hysterical laughter lol XD

  • smooth and tight like a losange bahahahaha.

  • 3.30. khali from the inbetweeners?

  • we want cock, son. COCK!

    lololol

  • I love this guy

  • BEST GAY QUIP EVEERRR!

  • The fact that gay men fuck other men is actually part of why i've always had a certain respect for them. I just think it takes a special kind of person to have sex with a man... frankly i don't even see why women would do it, but i sure as hell am glad they do!

  • @Roronoa2zoro fag

  • @Roronoa2zoro I couldn't agree more and I am very enchanted by your username, Marimo. :D

  • kinda funny from 3.29 till 3.32 you can see how her penny drops, but hey love you have a beautiful smile and you look lovely so I forgive you

  • @lunasol666

    Vagina's cant take a kick though.

  • @AlitRama Um...and balls can.....?

    I gotten kicked in the vag while planning soccer...sure it hurt but I got over it faster than a guy would....

  • @Butterflier00

    It's all psychological. There are Buddhist monks in China taking kicks to the balls as training right now, as we speak, in this very moment.

  • @lunasol666 Very very funny

  • his he gay, i think its not that funny. hicks is a lot funnier.

  • @Yesandsowhut Gay, it's the new straight.

  • Most incredible logic i've every heard...this man is a genius for coming up with that haha

  • he looked like gaahl there

  • Who else wants to fuck a bloke after watching this?

  • @thecocreator88 gay people.

  • @thecocreator88 Even more than before

  • @thecocreator88 Dude what?

  • smooth and tight like a lodgengenXDDDD OMFG I LOVE HIME ! :D

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AMAZING

  • "Some crisp, minty chap."

    Ahahaha!

  • Hahaha! So true! Love this.

  • his always holding a beer lol

  • This man is brilliant.

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  • 5:19>5:20..... haha classic twitch

  • lol hi hi omg love you Mr Hughes .

  • reminds me of george carlin:')

  • The blinking face in the background is creepy and distracting, but Steve Hughes is awesome!

    

  • ᴴᴬ ᴴᴬ ᴴᴬ ᴴᴬ ᴴᴬ ᴴᴬ  ᴴᴬ ᴴᴬ ᴴᴬ ᴴᴬ ᴴᴬ ᴴᴬ

  • i was being sarcastic, my entire chain of posts here have been a joke.

  • hahahahah funny shit

  • As much as I love steve hughes - he's been doing this same material for years.

  • @torment3d Meh, older comedians usually end up doing re-hashed material. Hughes (though I'm new to his work) is no exception to the rule. Prior, Carlin, Williams, all of the older ones really...it's just a matter of time. When they're young, they still have fresh life experience to draw from. When they've been on the circuit for so many years, they're bound to repeat themselves.

    What really matters is weather or not they improve the delivery of the joke over that time.

  • @AndrewDeLong Sorry.  Not "it's just a matter of time"

    Meant to say "it WAS just a matter of time."

  • @AndrewDeLong agreed, that'll happen - unless they work hard at it, like louis ck. He has -some- similar material to 10 years ago, but overall his stuff is new. He does a yearly special every year where he pushes new stuff.

  • @torment3d Meh, not a CK fan myself, but I get what you're saying. As for Hughe's YT vids, I've learned some time ago that there's more out there than just YT clips. My suggestion (which I'll be doing myself shortly) is to look up his bio, see how many one man specials the guy has done, then view a few of them. I'm willing to bet that he has more diversity in his act than YT give him credit for. ;)

  • @AndrewDeLong you might be right, will look into it :)

  • @AndrewDeLong problem is, steve hughes has been doing the same routine, constantly. He hasn't changed it. Using old material is fair enough - but in all his vids on youtube, it's exactly the same thing :)

  • he is one of my favorite comedians. easily.

  • if there is a god that is Steve Hughes and i Believe in him.

  • is about time somebody told the world the truth, what a hero.

  • Andrew Dice Clay said it best: We have this terrible illeness that is aids.... Well wake up bastard... you're waling around with shit on your dick ,what the fuck did you expect ?

  • @KidPong You're a fuckin idiot. 'Nuff said.

  • @Lombardiclese : don't you have a parade to attend with feathers up your ass ?

  • @KidPong Uhhh... might want to work on trolling a little harder, kid.

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  • Great!

  • Steve Hughes is the man of my dreams!!!

  • what do you mean there not tought... THEY FUCK MEN omg i died XD

  • awesome. I love it.

  • "You wanna build a castle? F**K THAT, i'm going to the beach"

  • ive heard all these jokes before BUT it's nice hearing him say it again wid a different crowd haha! :D

  • haha In Australia It's When you have you cock up another mans ass

  • Don't get me wrong, the man is great!

    But it's pretty damn hard to find new/unique jokes from him :/

  • @MrRalexanderb He has done a lot of shows and you can't make new jokes for each show. He has a lot of new material now.

  • @guitarsehole Awesome :D any tips on where i can find it? :)

  • @MrRalexanderb Yeah at one of his shows. I saw him on Saturday night.

  • @MrRalexanderb that's with all comedians dude, like Kat williams and even larry the cable guys does alot of the same stuff, its just once they come up with a good joke then they are set moneywise, so why do they need more jokes?

  • @thebigwhitedude They need more jokes so that a fan can enjoy more than one show.

    It's pretty lame that wathcing one 10 minute video on youtube can show you all that there is to a comedian.

    I much prefer someone with a funny personality that can kinda improvise to someone with a great set of jokes that is re-used over and over.

  • @MrRalexanderb agreed...

  • @MrRalexanderb Look up George Carlin.

    He's done about 14 stand-ups, all a little over 1 hour long, has an extra few hours worth of video here on youtube of other things and he has written books and audiobooks.

  • He uses the same bits over and over.

    

  • @purposelessXfreedom Never seen a comedian before or something?

  • YouTube definitely needs more Steve Hughes! He's fucking brilliant!

  • FOOTBALL!!!

  • Smooth and tight like a lozenge XD

  • @akapyro what's a lozenge?

  • @poolerboy0077 cough drop

  • Smooth and tight like a lozenge. xD

  • This guy is hell funny!!! and the BEST LINE I'VE HEARD SINCE BILL HICKS: "And I'll admit I've got some homophobic friends; I know none of us are supposed to be like that anymore, 'cause of the age of political correctness, which is actually intellectual colonialism, psychological facism for the creation of thought crime, but..." !!!

  • God steve looks hot here! Thank you for posting this hilarious man :-)

  • Crisp , minty chap ! LOL!!!!

  • I like how this guy thinks!

    I just hope he does not get shot by the PC Legion.. :-)

  • The way the mic echos when he barks that last ''COCK!!'' actually made me stop breathing for a bit.

  • Funny shit right there.

  • this dude's fuckin hilarious!!!

  • Nice he's the headliner Steve Hughes for the win

  • he´s getting older, cool xD

  • @FCslagg as a lozenge i think. a tablet right?

  • He rules and a metal head, double win

  • I WANNA FUCK A BLOKE

  • Making fun of homophobic people and people who can't stand that homophobia exist at the same time is profound. Simple but profound.

  • @orka16605 Agreed, and it takes quite the peculiar mind to construct those jokes too. I am glad I found this comic, never seen him before but now I have to get one of his specials...

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  • @orka16605

    I understand that people have homophobia (I sorta have this myself, I'm conscious to be seen taking my clothes off in front of strangers) and that is to be respected but...

    I hate people who hate gays just for the sake of hating them. You know... the ones who says "Why do I have to accept them?"

  • @FutileExistence I hate people who hate me for hating gays.....why can you be intolerant of me when i cant be intolerant of other people.....I will not tolerate your intolerance for my intolerance.

  • @CWScott24

    Why do hate gays as a group? It's stupid, bigoted and ignorant of you. You have no reason to justify yourself. Being homophobic of becoming gay or being hit on by a gay guy doesn't mean shit.

  • @FutileExistence I was making fun of you for being intolerant of someone else being intolerant. people dont need a reason to hate something, some people hate spiders, not all spiders want to bight you but do you hate all arachnophobes? someone else hating a group also doesnt mean shit. Its when some moron tries to hurt the group that matters.

  • @CWScott24

    But when you hate a SELECT group of people makes you look like an asshole and no different from a racist, bigot, etc. Again, why hate? No reason to hate them ALL. =/

    I'm homophobic and I have fear changing in front of other dudes (except people close to me) and I wouldn't like to be hit on by a gay guy with no constraint but like all other types of people... there are cool gays and some asshole gays (which of course the hate is justifiable, I hate them myself with a passion)

  • @CWScott24

    I know you were making fun of me, that quote of your made me laugh but yeah... if you happen to hate every gay you've run into that still gives you no reason to hate ALL OF THEM. Most is okay, but not all... I'm sure you'll find a gay person you'll befriend.

    Also I hate those gays who think they are above others for being gay acting like they are some sort of privileged people and saying "gay is the way" fuck them! The acceptable gays in the community hate them as well.

  • @FutileExistence ya i really dont hate the gays.... i hate the lifestyle of the gays, similar to how steve describes his friends. Ive met quite a few gays who are pretty nice people and i get along with them pretty well. Im not one of those "kill em all" or "harass and that will show'em" type of people.

  • @CWScott24 If you didn't hate gays, they would have no need to be intolerant. It comes down to moral and ethical issues. This is a one way issue. They don't like you because you don't like gays. You can't reverse it and consider it the same issue "You don't like gays because they don't like you", it becomes a bit less reasonable. Therefore, they have every reasons (relating to their moral conditioning etc) to dislike you.

  • @MorkaGraven how do you know not all gays hate me before they find out i hate them? please tell me your great knowledge of things most mere mortals could never actually know? If your to fucking stupid to see i was joking you should probably get out more, or maybe even look at the most recent comment i made a week ago.

  • @CWScott24 I never said that, you misread my argument.

  • pff he couldnt even finish his beer.. that means that this was his smaller set of jokes

  • Maybe it wasn't a manly enough beer dionepon ! :)

  • @dionepon It means all that time in the UK and he still can't quite stomach the inferior beer.

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