The Simpsons - No Pets In Heaven

[CornishCreamtea07]

Hold on leg, one day we'll be reunited

[19torento]

Will Rick Allen's arm be waiting for him in heaven? o_0

[AKRedstriker]

Bebiers dick is waiting for him

[ganados0]

I'm banking on technological ascension.

[MrMagnarock]

@ganados0 mhm like the acients in stargate...

[IanBuettner]

I'm the 3,333 person who liked this video. Do I win something?

[puticlub1993]

@IanBuettner maybe huluDotCom will give you a blowjob

[clawbytes]

That's it, I'm going to create my own heaven where pets are allowed and every Friday is poker night!

Who's with me?

[ThanosTgr]

try closing hulu

[XXXTheHOPEprojectXXX]

What happened to "All Dogs Go to Heaven" lol

[c3vzn]

Can you believe this episode is from 1989/90?

[Getlucky12341]

So nyan cat is just a cats soul looking for heaven

[SawmanZ]

My cat was a little asshole, he most likely went to cat hell.

[putridpansy1]

I literally only came on here to see the flame war :P

[Fireball6676The2nd]

Heaven is for anyone, not just humans. And anyway, cavemen are actually humans, just really old, prehistoric ones.

[chobo500]

But I though All Dogs go to Heaven?

[jb200930]

@chobo500 thats a movie

[hinwer]

It's not heaven if pets aren't there.

<3

[StefanKerrigan]

Well okY then... WAIT WHAT?

[quarterstaff33]

no cave men in heaven - that's good.

[LegendofLuigi703]

She doesn't know what heaven is! The only way she could know about heaven is if she's seen it! >=(

[NeoNekoPup]

Lisa: What about my cat, Snowball?

... WHICH ONE!?

[subBURN]

@NeoNekoPup because it´s an old episode i would say snowball 1...and because she says just snowball it must be the first...

[NeoNekoPup]

@subBURN thats possible. kinda wish she would hav stopped at one tho lol

[TheMrBananaboy]

okej

[MrMattyAki]

No Pets In Heaven..... That's a paddlin!

[HitodamaKyrie]

I could so rage about this religion... Leaving instead.

[TR0LLAL0T]

@HitodamaKyrie LOL yeah like whatever hippie loving suicide bombing religion you believe in is better

[HitodamaKyrie]

@TR0LLAL0T I don't believe in a religion, kthxbai.

[TR0LLAL0T]

@HitodamaKyrie LOL i said in my head that hes gona respond with that shit, btw nice videos NERD go outside LOLROFLWTFLMFAO

[HitodamaKyrie]

@TR0LLAL0T Troll harder silly.

[TR0LLAL0T]

@HitodamaKyrie Difference between a troll and a fact, and the fact is your a fucking video game junky fat fuck nerd, go out ROLLMFAOWTFOMFG

[ColdSideOfPillow136]

lol ya if your skull gets fucked up in a fatal accident will it be magically restored in heaven?

[n00bAnkka234]

@ColdSideOfPillow136 For the last time ColdSideOfPillow136, yes!

[CrystalController]

why cant cavemen go?

[DLPBurke]

I love the old animation... has more life to it.

[KevlarNinja]

And the chruch wonders why there are so many atheists.......

[MsLissome]

but my leg will be with me...

[Fablefiend]

No pets in heaven? That's a paddlin'.

[aerosmithairsoft99]

my dogs name is pepper too!

[Lostprophetzzz]

so creatures of a different species can not enter heaven

yet your amputated, formerly infected. now long decomposed limbs can....

Oooo...Kaaaay....

[TheAJKing1988]

not pets in heaven thats a paddlin

[fourtywpm]

LOL @ the concept of "heaven" and "hell"

[cplhicks4744]

sniff snif, is there at least a rock heaven?

[iCanEatRainbows]

@Sereniama thats a pretty dumb thing to say, not everyone believes that people nor anthing else for that matter go to heaven when they die.

[ABW941]

Wait, is that the same episode where bart asks if robots with human brains go to heaven?

[pokupokupoku]

It's not heaven if my pets aren't there :(

[tidbitjl]

@pokupokupoku  yeah!

[StuffedAnimalAdvisor]

@pokupokupoku yeah, but like the angel in a later episode says: its heaven for everyone.

[TURKSTA19]

@pokupokupoku you can wish for your pet back in heaven

[MsPielol]

lol

[ilovelucyfan12]

This is from the first season...Early 90's....everything looks so different.

[puregamer1592]

I want my dog to go to heaven she is the only dog for me

[Adrenalin844]

too bad there's no such thing as heaven ^^

[99thJediWarrior]

I'm sure animals do go to heaven. Otherwise, God wouldn't have animals created along with the world.

[jackiehallam62]

No pets in heaven's a lie.

[PrincessPeach53]

Great... Now i have to search for AbsolutZeroGI1's and FictionSkull's comment.... >.<;

[TheMafiaguy22]

I KNEW IT!!!!!!!

[XxSnorlax121]

heaven sucks. There no cigirates in heaven. Your not allowed to have sex in heaven because pleasure is a sin and there no need to reproduce in heaven. There is no alchol in heaven. No violent tv shows in heaven only the bible channel

[thamutebutton]

@XxSnorlax121 imagine you get up there, and its the exact opposite..haha

[WWF4200]

I've never made a paddlin comment before!? ...... oh you better believe that's a paddlin

[PERSONIFICATIONOFYAY]

Paddling paddling? Paddling paddling paddlin'

[theupsidedownviking]

Wtf is a paddlin?

[Casshyr]

@theupsidedownviking it means spanking the ass with a paddle. A form of punishment, usually administer from an adult to a kid.

[TheAwesome45]

@theupsidedownviking its a joke from the simpsons episode the pta has disbanded that was actually funny, but now every idiot with a computer makes a thats a paddin joke, its so pathetic and stupid

[SuperHappyface1234]

For the last time bart! Yes!

[just4lolzz]

will... will there be cake in heaven?

[tubetoiletv2000]

@just4lolzz no im sorry they ran out.

[kemutins]

@just4lolzz No, because the cake is a lie.

[roboneko77]

hahaha in kindergarten my religion teacher looked like that

[FluffMaster101]

I want to go to Heaven after I die. It's just that...... Heaven might be kind of boring. I mean, everything is paradise everyday, but that would be boring. I mean, on Earth, adventure is everywhere, challenges are created and new things waiting to be explored. If I wen to Heaven, I would ask God if he could make an Earth 2.

[OmfgItsHenu]

@FluffMaster101 wanna organize a protest for Earth v2.0?

:D

[FluffMaster101]

@OmfgItsHenu Okay. I'm on it.

[doombybbr]

@FluffMaster101 in hell you can have epic battles everyday..... that is a lot of fun.... and paradice is overrated...

[madman101ish]

@FluffMaster101 or... well ya know... reincarnation...

[FluffMaster101]

@madman101ish Nah. I'm a baptist

[ilinaeternity]

@FluffMaster101 wrong religion, then.

[FluffMaster101]

@ilinaeternity Who in the blue hell are you?

[ilinaeternity]

@FluffMaster101 a person. what else? o.O obviously you don't know anyone on youtube

[warriorofpeace786]

@FluffMaster101 You don't know the half of it

[Elijan1996]

@FluffMaster101 not true in heaven you may have anything you want literally anything heaven is the place where all wishes come true, there is no violence in there, there is nothing bad in heaven, you ask god can i have an ultra strong computer with all games i like on it he will give it to you, in heaven you don't even need to sleep, you would be happy, if you like adventure and challenges you can ask god to make an identical earth just for you (which is what you said)

[OrNyLexx]

@Elijan1996 i want to have sex all the time , and i want a earth 2 were all the bitches suck my dick

[aijunk2]

@FluffMaster101

There are many earth like planets near our solar system. And further out, there is upon BILLIONS of Earth like planets.

[OrNyLexx]

@FluffMaster101 sadly , there is nothing after you die .

[sarkloid9]

@FluffMaster101 God probably has a videogame of earth up there, so we dont get bored

[TalentedToast]

@FluffMaster101 Perhaps you should start following the Egyptian gods, their afterlife is pretty much exactly the same as their living life.

[Draxxx9000]

@FluffMaster101 Actually God will make a new heaven and a new earth

[KimbasGuardian]

@FluffMaster101 youm got a good point

[ubersoldierboi]

@FluffMaster101 that might be why hindu's belive in reincarnation

[Dimentio152]

@FluffMaster101

Maybe you already went to Heaven and this actually is Earth 2?

[thedevilisaloser666]

@Dimentio152 then why are there taxes murder rape and abusion

[Dimentio152]

@thedevilisaloser666

You can't be happy without something bad to compare it with, why do you think rich people who have perfect lives want more? They need conflict, it's natural for humans to always need conflict, even if you don't realize it.

[zzzIdividedbyzerozzz]

@thedevilisaloser666 Everything Perfect = Absolute Boredom. Without pain and suffering, you will never be able to understand happiness.

[StygianDysnomia]

@zzzIdividedbyzerozzz Not to mention you'll be there for an eternity. Even after the first hundred trillion years, there's still no end in sight. No death. No final rest. No way out. I think this idea of heaven seems almost as scary as hell.

[captainsunder009]

@StygianDysnomia Funny because I have thought about that before. It is a scary thought I must say.

[2hopelessromantic]

@StygianDysnomia My real question is after heaven, you know you're in heaven for 1000 years then you go to a new Earth...but what that's like id like to know...

[EpicFishFingers]

@zzzIdividedbyzerozzz That's fair. Is it really all a test though? qwould God understand the point of view of an atheist, and why he feels (or felt) that way?

[1eoso1e]

@zzzIdividedbyzerozzz yeah but if everything is perfect you wouldn't have the concept of boredom, and you would be able to understand happiness or it wouldn't be perfect, nearly everything perfect might = absolute boredom, but everything perfect = everything perfect by definition :p

[TheiGuyy]

@Dimentio152 not heaven for me =(

[TheBarns95]

@FluffMaster101 I imagine heaven dwellers can select a human to reincarnate as

[pattyjeo]

lol that one about your leg getting amputated was in one of the life in hell comics

[RebornMB]

That teacher is a fucking dumb bitch and I'm glad that this show makes that fact obvious.

[highlander5523]

@RebornMB

i dont think anybody cares about her, i think this is the only episode she is in

[RebornMB]

@highlander5523 I know but still...

[JadeTubeXx]

Of course animals go to heaven. My dog has been looking over me since the day she died, on her own special cloud. <3

[Zindakku]

For the last time, the vantriloquist goes to Heaven, but the dummy doesn't!

[t891]

lol there is no soul, only a pile of neurons

[PloK00nsClone]

To be honest Im pretty sure pets dont go to Heaven. Something to do with needing a soul and people are the only ones with souls. Of course Id love if my cats were in Heaven along with my uncle's dogs etc...

[peteristehbest]

but...but my dog is a good dog...look at the vid i made of him he can smile. =( he will go to heaven. :(

[mechmechanic788]

i guess the lady hasnt heard of "ALL DOGS GO TO HEAVEN" sigh..

[VivienForum]

didnt homer said pets goto heaven and hitler's dog doesn't? xD

[spankfoam]

hulu dot com, wot a load of shit

[bluezero789]

Press 2 and then 3. you should hear:

''the answer is: snowball!!!''

XD

[orangeclover21]

look up: All Dogs go to Heaven. Proof

[madisonblue96]

@FictionSkull sorry i clicked thumbs down on accident:)

[sjbbraves78]

will darwin be in heaven? of course not!

[misjif2341]

@sadfib Don't forget that animals don't feel pain, according to rednecks.

[siriusgamer]

@sadfib But animals are innocent, cause they arent smart enough to do bad shit.

[andwhatfire]

@siriusgamer they figure it out

[fourtywpm]

@sadfib LOL!!! Nice one!

[AR27C]

@FictionSkull If there was a heaven..

[platinumspino2]

press 2 then 0:29 thats the real answer! :D

[Kittycat10175]

@FreshBakedKicks

well AbsolutZeroGl1 started it. D:

[rod3067]

there are no pets in heaven.........i think you mean there are no humans there.

[msh11201996]

@FreshBakedKicks That's a paddlin XD

[MegaFire54]

Press 2 then when the teacher says "the answer is" press 3

[JohnWhiteDaMan]

@hotkulboi77 you've read it yourself? So you understand arabic no ? تلبث وديرنح ايطيا ثةةةربل ;)

PS : تلدنح ةاعن تتبسفتخجمت :D

[princejesse99]

keep pressing 2 the ass the ass the ass

[fladam1994]

i expected it to be a "no" for a gangrenous leg in heaven on its own

[thatguy30000]

0:04

[LesserWalrus]

Believing in God... that's a paladin.

[ThePistons4life]

@LesserWalrus Using the same comment that already has thumbs up and spelling paddlin wrong....OHH you better believe that's a paddlin

[smiffy815]

@ThePistons4life lol that wasn't a spelling mistake it was a clever pun.

try re-reading the comment ;-)

[ThePistons4life]

@smiffy815 lol wow cant believe i didnt get that at first...thanks:)

[TheBladeRunnerr]

For the last time Bart YES!

[sacrednic]

'oh oh oh .. what about a robot with a human brain?' - Bart

[ggm888]

why they talking about heaven bart and lisa never age they going to live for ever

[KeyValue11]

"-.- for the last time bart... YES!" XD

[TheDPtotheJC]

My God, people shut the hell up about religion! Just because they say heaven, God, hell or Bible, you guys have to go and troll on religion. Enjoy the damn video, and take the stick out of your tight-ass.

[chrisforester777]

Cartoon characters are harmless. And, with god's help, your children will never discover that the people who produce them are shit

[milkyway030897]

animals go to heaven because they are a part of the family and Gods creation

[Jebbaba]

Someone leaked a new episode...wtf? /watch?v=eDThFH9pbP4

[TBlenx1995]

What so people from the past don't go to heaven?

[cheesewad68]

Hotkulboi77, you do realize back in the dark ages Christians believed the exact same thing, right?

[vampirerain100]

so...so my dogs not gonna be there D:

[Kittycat10175]

@AbsolutZeroGI1

believing in satan, that's a paddlin.

saying animals don't go to heaven, oooh you better believe that's a paddlin.

[SALDFSKLDFS]

@Kittycat10175 i dont get when ppl say that word paddlin what does it mean? where did it come from. i dont get it.

[Kittycat10175]

@SALDFSKLDFS

look up the simpsons paddling. you'd understand.

[kevin12511]

@SALDFSKLDFS not understanding the joke.... thats a paddling

[SALDFSKLDFS]

@kevin12511 i understand now....

[IDRadam]

@Kittycat10175 stupid comments about paddlins.......

thats a paddlin

[Kittycat10175]

@IDRadam

paddling about paddlin. that's a paddlin.

[GoldenYoshiKing23]

@AbsolutZeroGI1 Are you making fun of our savior?

[turydragon]

@GoldenYoshiKing23

Bart is our lord and savior.

[masterchief4104]

I live in England

[xXZanyZebraXx]

I'm trying to find this episode in my collection, can somebody tell me the episode name/number and season if you can please? thanks

[TheGw43]

@xXZanyZebraXx Season 1 Episode 8 The Telltale Head

[IronCrescent]

will there be cavemen in heaven? certainly not!

[AndreLeCoz]

wow u can realy tel the dif in animation compared to now.....

[Bonethugz4lyfe]

Silly comment kids.

[Kustav]

Questioning religion?

That's a paddlin'.

[hotkulboi77]

all religions r perfect and truthful xcept for islam...the worst religion in the world which show nothing but violence and killing innocent people

[fourlokoJoker]

@hotkulboi77

Some one watches too much fox news. religion perfect and truthful now there is a good oxymoron! Thank you for giving me a great laugh. lol

[hotkulboi77]

@fourlokoJoker lmao pussy stfu i never watch news i got better things to do...i speak from from lookin at reality and its soo obvious muslims been killing so many innocent people

[fourlokoJoker]

@hotkulboi77

You never watch the news? So you speak by seeing it in reality? So you been to the middle east and seen bombing with your own two eyes. Very impressive how did you make it back alive with you being a mindless christian and all? Innocent people have been killed and continue to be killed by mindless religious idiots from every part of the world and by many farfetched religions.

[No1HayleyWilliamsFan]

@fourlokoJoker SHUT UP ABOUT EVERYTHING NOT TO DO WITH THE SIMPSONS

[hotkulboi77]

@fourlokoJoker probly by mindless fucks like and dumb muslims who are taught to kill faggets 

[awesomegreenlantern]

@hotkulboi77 Most all religions say there is only one true religion. Which is their own religion. If you indeed are religious, you are speaking against what your religion says.