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  • Thumps up if you start masturbate at 00:28 !

  • What the?!

  • u are a turd

  • he said "my dad" instead of my god...Lmao

  • lol

  • woooooow racist

  • LOL! That was hilarious!

  • Oh man, what I'd do to get with that chick...GIGGITY GIGGITY GIGGITY GIGGITY GIGGITY GIGGITY GIGGITY.

  • What the deuce? Jesus sees what we do, WHAT A FU#$ING PERVERT!!! You'd think he'd have better things to do then spying on people man jeez.

  • this was funny and all lol but jesus wasnt the creater of the world

  • lmfao best thing ive seen this night

  • now i no hes looking at me i cant do it anymr!!!!!!

  • hey cut of the jesus part

  • That was great.

  • omg Jesus is soooooo sexy in this clip i bet his DONG is more then * inchs ;P

  • omfg wow those tits are huge I love them =) yum

  • he'swatchin me trying to watch her?? thats messed up dude... plus the whole religion thing....c;mon, 7 days.... some story, bad video!

  • total boner kill

  • shut the fuckup dude

  • hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaah­ahhahahahah

  • you're not jesus, you're just a funny guy with a fake beard. jesus is not coming back

  • funnyp part was i was jacking off

  • funniest shit eva!!!!

  • hahahaha this is funny

  • oh yes she is horny lemme cum babe

  • mamita ven al peruu

  • haha my dad

  • clapped up to the max

  • HAHAHA

  • the girl is ready to have a baby . Tits to give milk to the babe and his husband together don´t miss.

  • lol my dad

  • the other chick is really hot

  • oi u jesus shove a frickin shotgun in ur mouth and pull da trigger retard gaad i wanted to see em an d u ruined it u boring lousy sone of a b!&*ch

  • init

  • I WOULD FUKK HER SO HARD

  • Ahaaahaaahahaha! awesome. A little privacy. lol

  • hahah...MY DAD!

  • that guy fuckin scared me

  • lalalaaaaaaaa sexyyyyyy umm!sssssss

  • rofl ahaha

  • her name is Jaime Hammer

  • AHHH!

  • LMAO@ stop pplaying with ur dingy!

  • Classic very clever!

  • damn this chick is hot!!!! will he ever quit watchin me??

  • AAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA its funnier the second time hahahahHAHAHAAaaaaaaaaa

  • show her boobs or just cover her nipples with a hand!!!!!!

  • the name of the girl is Jaime Hammer

    el nombre de la chica es Jaime Hammer

  • lol

  • in between 1:15 and 1:16 you can see her left tit for a second.

  • ahahaha ..... dude!

  • hahahahahahahahah... this is the funniest shit ive ever seen. LMFAO

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  • lol that was pure GENIUS!

  • nyahahahhaa

  • hahaha in sted of saying my god he said my dad

  • hahaha he caught me i was so close!

  • aww u caught me

  • hammer is da best!!!!!!

  • jajajajajajajajajajajajajaja lovely!

  • epic vid

  • fucking funny XDDD

  • y r u argue n about dumb shit. watch da video.

  • if jesus/god was real....he would be the worlds greatest pervert....

  • i think its funny for the people actually masturbating haha they were probly like shit this is weird haha

  • dear jesus,

    why is there a pagan temple in heaven?

    love,

    an atheist

  • I just have to comment here. ANYONE who actually thinks that there is a being who can see everyone at all times anywhere is a complete nutjob. Also I honestly don't think "jesus" would care if you touched yourself. Masterbation improves the immune system and circulatory systems. And gives a work out (for those who last longer). Masterbation is something SOCIETY deems awkward. If jesus were a being, i doubt he would give a crap about what society thinks.

  • Man, You Can Stick to Your Beliefs.

    But I Don't Think You Should Try To Tell Others What To Believe.

  • amen to smha95

  • I agree with you. But am I not allowed to have and voice my opinion? And if I dnt err, THIS is the place to speak my mind, no matter how diff it may be from urs. I have nothing against religious people at all. Only for you to stop emposing your views on others. The amnt that is done, is sickening. And with all the diff religions and beliefs in this world, what makes you think that YOURS is the right one? Will all the rest, the billions of people who don't share your beliefs be sent to hell?

  • haha what are you an atheist hahha i hope you die an come back as a tree so i can come shop you down an print into paper then you know what

    im gonna print the fucking bible on you

    how do you like that

  • LMFA0!!!!

    dats from Dane Cook though...evrytime i see an atheist, i tell them dat!!!!

    lol

  • Yes I saw that comedy routine also. I like him in the movie "Waiting..." But more in reply, I don't think I could care less if that happened. I wouldn't exist in any real sense other than a memory after I died. I would be dead. Bury me, burn me, feed my body to a carrion bird, I would be dead so it wouldn't matter. What would matter is the memory people have of your living self. And you can't change the past, no matter how hard your try, or what ever god you pray to.

  • haha thats fucking funny shiet eh?

    anyways so your saying i can like shit in your dead mouth an make you family watch as i do it an piss all over your grave stone after the bury you

  • scurvy135 : your bsing, this is NOT the place to spam your opioin its not and never will, its SPAM. this is just to post comments about the damn fucking vid not spam opioions, go to another site, not here, wtf.

  • lol. i love it when people post thier belifs on youtube. it just shows who lonely people realy are

  • looks like a joke to me.

  • funniest fucking vid on youtube

    10th time i watched it this week

  • 1:15 so close yet so far

  • LMFAO!! I expected something funny, with that long a video, nice job.

  • new look pants :D i have them :D

  • Once again..funny shit.

    xD

  • goddamnit i love her papayas

    btw,i just fucked my gf shes so fucking wet

  • A lot of people stop praying to God, just to have sex. I was 15 too, and I remember!

    Years later, I regret my liberal lifestyle.

    Playboy is Satan's Bible.

  • God doesn't exist. Don't disillusion yourself.

  • That Is What You Believe. Don't Try To Disillusion Others.

  • It's not a belief, it's the truth. Also, You Look Retarded When You Type Like This.

  • what

  • i do it in my room ;)

  • LOL!!!!!TOO FUNNY!!!!!

  • fuckin hilarious

  • wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooooooooooooow!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!

  • funk you!!!

  • Why are you watching me masturbate you perv lol.

  • i rather watch nice tities dancing than pretendin to be and moreover, make fun of God.

    "Let he who is free of sin throw the first stone"

  • LOL is it count if i am a jew? :P and jesus,sorry...

  • You would make a good soap...

  • lmfao..omg that was funny as hell. Here am looking at one of the hottest chicks on youtube, then out comes a fake Jesus cockblocking everyone who watches. Usually i'm disappointed, but that was funny. lol

  • dam girl where you live

  • LMAO

  • o q esse viado ta fazendo ai,prq nao vaitomar na bunda ,com esse video ridiculo seu filho da puta.

  • hahahaahahahahahahahahahahahha­hahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahah­ahahhaahh!

  • just wow..

  • lol

  • SUPER LOL!!!

  • lol

  • LOL

    good shit

  • hey jesus... ur a good actor ja

    and shes hot

  • u lie, i dont masterbate in the shower its too uncomfortable.

  • funny man all stars for you

  • The point is amusing, but Jesus would never say "dammit".

  • haha okay that's pretty good.

  • ROFLMAO

  • Well, you're the one who's showing the dirty pictures.

  • oh my god jesus...she is really beautiful and hot hot....get out jesus...its good for my health...continued please :))

  • ive seen the whole video damn shes has some nice boobs

  • where?

  • very hot & sexy body & boob ....i like it....

  • thats messed up! u should never play with jesus and god!

  • I would fuck jesus in the ass so hard.

  • hahahaha

  • lol

  • Nobody fucks with the Jesus..

  • lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooooooooooo

  • whats the big deal about massterbating\

    and he never said no so....

  • Did Jesus say "My dad"? 0:36 If he did, well. ROFL!!!

  • oh jesus was too late oops! hahahaha

  • lolzz so funny

  • LMAO!

  • wooo nice booobs

    is that u baby??

  • ¬¬ lies !

  • got em'

  • PA-THE-TIC!

  • ahahahah

  • lol that kinda ruined in a holy shit way

  • jajaja q hijo de puta...

    un cago de risa...

  • lol i see nipples

  • who is the first girl in the clip?

  • Its jamie hammer Shes actually in both of them..........

  • thank you

  • Its what i do best :D oggle chicks

  • You got me...you're everywere

  • HAHAHAHAHHA!! "MY DAD!"

  • rofl hilariouse

  • HAHAHA!!!!

    "my DAD!"

    XD

    HAHAHA!!!

  • lol

  • Como se llama la chica?

    Who's the girl?

  • omfg u can see me in the bathroom r u gay?!?

  • omfg jesus isnt gay but u r

  • Really Funny!! LOL

  • hahahhaa you got me!!! :P

  • oh my Dad! i can't believe this! Thanks! i love it.

    I mean, even if he were to cover his eyes with his hands, he'd still see you!

  • Como la cagas Dios, nunca le he insultado a Dios peor esta vez vete a la Conchasesum............

  • lmao

  • i cant xD and cant u of let it play for like a minute longer.. :P

  • My arm got tired

  • hahahaha i was watching a different one and instread of a porno it was some preast going SHAME ON U LET GOD FORGIVE U FOR YOUR SIN and i was laughing so hard

  • miserable asshole :(

  • Sorry Jesus..

  • hahahaha lololol

  • powinni wieszać takich!!!

  • If you want freedom from wht you are watching choose Christ!!God is love & He loves us so much. You are so dear to Him. Pray this prayer out loud!!Dear Lord Jesus I believe you are the son of God. I believe you died for me. I repent to you of all my sins, wash me with your precious blood right now. I ask you to come into my heart. Be the Savior of my heart & soul. In the name of Jesus I pray Amen.

  • weird place to put the comment but very true

  • viva, name your primary sources. shit doesn't count.

  • well, i feel embarassed XD

  • funny

  • hahahhaaa.....funny skit

  • LoL, I always like these videos that include funny crap like this! xD

  • XD OMG its to funny

  • lmao dis shit iz funny as hell

  • HAHAHAH! lol that jesus

  • i'm a bit mad but i guess it's my fault lol