I just have to comment here. ANYONE who actually thinks that there is a being who can see everyone at all times anywhere is a complete nutjob. Also I honestly don't think "jesus" would care if you touched yourself. Masterbation improves the immune system and circulatory systems. And gives a work out (for those who last longer). Masterbation is something SOCIETY deems awkward. If jesus were a being, i doubt he would give a crap about what society thinks.
I agree with you. But am I not allowed to have and voice my opinion? And if I dnt err, THIS is the place to speak my mind, no matter how diff it may be from urs. I have nothing against religious people at all. Only for you to stop emposing your views on others. The amnt that is done, is sickening. And with all the diff religions and beliefs in this world, what makes you think that YOURS is the right one? Will all the rest, the billions of people who don't share your beliefs be sent to hell?
Yes I saw that comedy routine also. I like him in the movie "Waiting..." But more in reply, I don't think I could care less if that happened. I wouldn't exist in any real sense other than a memory after I died. I would be dead. Bury me, burn me, feed my body to a carrion bird, I would be dead so it wouldn't matter. What would matter is the memory people have of your living self. And you can't change the past, no matter how hard your try, or what ever god you pray to.
scurvy135 : your bsing, this is NOT the place to spam your opioin its not and never will, its SPAM. this is just to post comments about the damn fucking vid not spam opioions, go to another site, not here, wtf.
lmfao..omg that was funny as hell. Here am looking at one of the hottest chicks on youtube, then out comes a fake Jesus cockblocking everyone who watches. Usually i'm disappointed, but that was funny. lol
nice movie, i love the way she moves!! anyways...if there are any hot guys in here (or girls) that are bored like me HIT ME UP on MS.N me.sse.nger my name is misschellebelle at msn . com Talk to you soon!
hahahaha i was watching a different one and instread of a porno it was some preast going SHAME ON U LET GOD FORGIVE U FOR YOUR SIN and i was laughing so hard
If you want freedom from wht you are watching choose Christ!!God is love & He loves us so much. You are so dear to Him. Pray this prayer out loud!!Dear Lord Jesus I believe you are the son of God. I believe you died for me. I repent to you of all my sins, wash me with your precious blood right now. I ask you to come into my heart. Be the Savior of my heart & soul. In the name of Jesus I pray Amen.
Thumps up if you start masturbate at 00:28 !
xKirm 9 months ago
What the?!
TheAsu123321 11 months ago
u are a turd
SICKBIGBODY 1 year ago
he said "my dad" instead of my god...Lmao
MzJ83 1 year ago 3
lol
CORALDAVID 1 year ago
woooooow racist
TheLilFunnyMan 1 year ago
LOL! That was hilarious!
psymonLOW 1 year ago
Oh man, what I'd do to get with that chick...GIGGITY GIGGITY GIGGITY GIGGITY GIGGITY GIGGITY GIGGITY.
P2J6O8 2 years ago
What the deuce? Jesus sees what we do, WHAT A FU#$ING PERVERT!!! You'd think he'd have better things to do then spying on people man jeez.
P2J6O8 2 years ago
this was funny and all lol but jesus wasnt the creater of the world
nakednessrocks 2 years ago
lmfao best thing ive seen this night
joeisamac1195 2 years ago 2
now i no hes looking at me i cant do it anymr!!!!!!
lukekelly96 2 years ago
hey cut of the jesus part
pieman214 2 years ago
That was great.
pinklisa 2 years ago 2
omg Jesus is soooooo sexy in this clip i bet his DONG is more then * inchs ;P
Soprosomeandcool 2 years ago
omfg wow those tits are huge I love them =) yum
barrowbro3 2 years ago
he'swatchin me trying to watch her?? thats messed up dude... plus the whole religion thing....c;mon, 7 days.... some story, bad video!
doiretom 2 years ago
total boner kill
isleepongriptape 2 years ago 7
shut the fuckup dude
manineed41 2 years ago
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahhahahahah
Duffman1300068 2 years ago
you're not jesus, you're just a funny guy with a fake beard. jesus is not coming back
arisechicken82 2 years ago
funnyp part was i was jacking off
jroche66 2 years ago
funniest shit eva!!!!
Poopadoodog 2 years ago
hahahaha this is funny
manufahlife 2 years ago
oh yes she is horny lemme cum babe
kamxxxdev 2 years ago
mamita ven al peruu
llskarll 2 years ago
haha my dad
fan1026 2 years ago
clapped up to the max
Gemmalouiselea 2 years ago
HAHAHA
RupertGriz 2 years ago
the girl is ready to have a baby . Tits to give milk to the babe and his husband together don´t miss.
moema45 2 years ago
lol my dad
MyRoflCopt3r 2 years ago
the other chick is really hot
arthurvenegas 2 years ago
oi u jesus shove a frickin shotgun in ur mouth and pull da trigger retard gaad i wanted to see em an d u ruined it u boring lousy sone of a b!&*ch
meezapizza 2 years ago
init
ComboKillerUK 2 years ago
I WOULD FUKK HER SO HARD
KAKAlaboo 2 years ago
Ahaaahaaahahaha! awesome. A little privacy. lol
geoffiezness 2 years ago
hahah...MY DAD!
sUperMaN01380 2 years ago
that guy fuckin scared me
chronicafair420 2 years ago
lalalaaaaaaaa sexyyyyyy umm!sssssss
nonenun 2 years ago
rofl ahaha
LeandroCenturion 2 years ago
her name is Jaime Hammer
I1129M 2 years ago
AHHH!
riotmaker44 2 years ago
LMAO@ stop pplaying with ur dingy!
MarcMaze 2 years ago
Classic very clever!
dstick1 2 years ago
damn this chick is hot!!!! will he ever quit watchin me??
fuknut13 2 years ago
AAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA its funnier the second time hahahahHAHAHAAaaaaaaaaa
svantearrhenius1 2 years ago
show her boobs or just cover her nipples with a hand!!!!!!
renzogina 3 years ago
the name of the girl is Jaime Hammer
el nombre de la chica es Jaime Hammer
ellocodelaescalera14 3 years ago
lol
DJFORTUNEBRO121 3 years ago
in between 1:15 and 1:16 you can see her left tit for a second.
TexTech74 3 years ago
ahahaha ..... dude!
Flwless86 3 years ago
hahahahahahahahah... this is the funniest shit ive ever seen. LMFAO
BJT75 3 years ago 2
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VeohXni 3 years ago
lol that was pure GENIUS!
BlowMinding 3 years ago
nyahahahhaa
VivaLibano 3 years ago
hahaha in sted of saying my god he said my dad
CgReT2012 3 years ago
hahaha he caught me i was so close!
curliefrie8 3 years ago
aww u caught me
michdabomb101 3 years ago
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funniest video on youtube
z0MgPwndYa69 3 years ago
hammer is da best!!!!!!
t4quit0 3 years ago
jajajajajajajajajajajajajaja lovely!
mayval09 3 years ago
epic vid
ValiantKetsa 3 years ago
fucking funny XDDD
kek820324 3 years ago
y r u argue n about dumb shit. watch da video.
russellg12me 3 years ago
if jesus/god was real....he would be the worlds greatest pervert....
pacoviRULZ 3 years ago
i think its funny for the people actually masturbating haha they were probly like shit this is weird haha
poopygolfer101 3 years ago
dear jesus,
why is there a pagan temple in heaven?
love,
an atheist
Jokaanan 3 years ago
I just have to comment here. ANYONE who actually thinks that there is a being who can see everyone at all times anywhere is a complete nutjob. Also I honestly don't think "jesus" would care if you touched yourself. Masterbation improves the immune system and circulatory systems. And gives a work out (for those who last longer). Masterbation is something SOCIETY deems awkward. If jesus were a being, i doubt he would give a crap about what society thinks.
scurvy135 3 years ago
Man, You Can Stick to Your Beliefs.
But I Don't Think You Should Try To Tell Others What To Believe.
smha95 3 years ago
amen to smha95
990522 3 years ago
I agree with you. But am I not allowed to have and voice my opinion? And if I dnt err, THIS is the place to speak my mind, no matter how diff it may be from urs. I have nothing against religious people at all. Only for you to stop emposing your views on others. The amnt that is done, is sickening. And with all the diff religions and beliefs in this world, what makes you think that YOURS is the right one? Will all the rest, the billions of people who don't share your beliefs be sent to hell?
scurvy135 3 years ago
haha what are you an atheist hahha i hope you die an come back as a tree so i can come shop you down an print into paper then you know what
im gonna print the fucking bible on you
how do you like that
ryrowibe22 3 years ago
LMFA0!!!!
dats from Dane Cook though...evrytime i see an atheist, i tell them dat!!!!
lol
HimuraBattosai101 3 years ago 3
Yes I saw that comedy routine also. I like him in the movie "Waiting..." But more in reply, I don't think I could care less if that happened. I wouldn't exist in any real sense other than a memory after I died. I would be dead. Bury me, burn me, feed my body to a carrion bird, I would be dead so it wouldn't matter. What would matter is the memory people have of your living self. And you can't change the past, no matter how hard your try, or what ever god you pray to.
scurvy135 3 years ago
haha thats fucking funny shiet eh?
anyways so your saying i can like shit in your dead mouth an make you family watch as i do it an piss all over your grave stone after the bury you
ryrowibe22 3 years ago
scurvy135 : your bsing, this is NOT the place to spam your opioin its not and never will, its SPAM. this is just to post comments about the damn fucking vid not spam opioions, go to another site, not here, wtf.
jaseandjohn 3 years ago
lol. i love it when people post thier belifs on youtube. it just shows who lonely people realy are
stevieWonder017 2 years ago
looks like a joke to me.
ZmickTrick 2 years ago
funniest fucking vid on youtube
10th time i watched it this week
z0MgPwndYa69 3 years ago
1:15 so close yet so far
ynnadtran 3 years ago
LMFAO!! I expected something funny, with that long a video, nice job.
ChaoticEchidna 3 years ago
new look pants :D i have them :D
BabyBooobs 3 years ago
Once again..funny shit.
xD
yourmamasclownlol 3 years ago
goddamnit i love her papayas
btw,i just fucked my gf shes so fucking wet
ayammasakhitam 3 years ago
A lot of people stop praying to God, just to have sex. I was 15 too, and I remember!
Years later, I regret my liberal lifestyle.
Playboy is Satan's Bible.
AcePilot101 3 years ago
God doesn't exist. Don't disillusion yourself.
uBeR1337gUy 3 years ago
That Is What You Believe. Don't Try To Disillusion Others.
smha95 3 years ago
It's not a belief, it's the truth. Also, You Look Retarded When You Type Like This.
uBeR1337gUy 3 years ago
what
TheToFu 3 years ago
i do it in my room ;)
kbs93 3 years ago
LOL!!!!!TOO FUNNY!!!!!
Sakom 3 years ago
fuckin hilarious
willxcxb 3 years ago
woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bryanperez468 3 years ago
funk you!!!
chapurunga0 3 years ago
Why are you watching me masturbate you perv lol.
zephmont 3 years ago
i rather watch nice tities dancing than pretendin to be and moreover, make fun of God.
"Let he who is free of sin throw the first stone"
Superdrigho 3 years ago
LOL is it count if i am a jew? :P and jesus,sorry...
cock4user 3 years ago
You would make a good soap...
mitsotribal 3 years ago
lmfao..omg that was funny as hell. Here am looking at one of the hottest chicks on youtube, then out comes a fake Jesus cockblocking everyone who watches. Usually i'm disappointed, but that was funny. lol
yourmamasclownlol 3 years ago
dam girl where you live
pimpdaddy913 3 years ago
LMAO
Soundnous 3 years ago
o q esse viado ta fazendo ai,prq nao vaitomar na bunda ,com esse video ridiculo seu filho da puta.
ca52los 3 years ago
hahahaahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahhaahh!
Veyronp87 3 years ago
just wow..
420sammo420 3 years ago
lol
jakewars 3 years ago
SUPER LOL!!!
gademis91 3 years ago
lol
metallicafan25285 3 years ago
LOL
good shit
irs99 3 years ago
hey jesus... ur a good actor ja
and shes hot
RoObQuezada 3 years ago
u lie, i dont masterbate in the shower its too uncomfortable.
whosthatafghan 3 years ago
funny man all stars for you
mulzer23 3 years ago
The point is amusing, but Jesus would never say "dammit".
Halpin2006 3 years ago
haha okay that's pretty good.
kaboomzor 3 years ago 2
ROFLMAO
ILoveCuteSluts 3 years ago
Well, you're the one who's showing the dirty pictures.
wcotton 3 years ago
oh my god jesus...she is really beautiful and hot hot....get out jesus...its good for my health...continued please :))
payaayaa 3 years ago
ive seen the whole video damn shes has some nice boobs
ROKU131 3 years ago
where?
cmac1223 3 years ago
very hot & sexy body & boob ....i like it....
rizwanchandio 3 years ago
thats messed up! u should never play with jesus and god!
EdPearl7 3 years ago
I would fuck jesus in the ass so hard.
Peternorthisawesome 3 years ago
hahahaha
altightend42 3 years ago
lol
bluegama500 3 years ago
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interesting video....if you wanna chat sometime let me know misschellebelle at ms,n d,o.t c{om
jennifertokes 3 years ago
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interesting video....if you wanna chat sometime let me know misschellebelle at ms,n d,o.t c{om
jennifertokes 3 years ago
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wow this video is kinda turning me on....if you wanna chat sometime let me know misschellebelle at ms_n do_t c om
jennifertokes 3 years ago
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wow this video is kinda turning me on....if you wanna chat sometime let me know misschellebelle at ms_n do_t c om
jennifertokes 3 years ago
Nobody fucks with the Jesus..
bodiza420 3 years ago
lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
KushtrimiMalcis 3 years ago
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nice movie, i love the way she moves!! anyways...if there are any hot guys in here (or girls) that are bored like me HIT ME UP on MS.N me.sse.nger my name is misschellebelle at msn . com Talk to you soon!
jennifertokes 3 years ago
whats the big deal about massterbating\
and he never said no so....
qurtrshdw 3 years ago
Did Jesus say "My dad"? 0:36 If he did, well. ROFL!!!
gcuellar82 3 years ago
oh jesus was too late oops! hahahaha
Richinator2000 3 years ago
lolzz so funny
yadiji 3 years ago
LMAO!
Hitsmemario123 3 years ago
wooo nice booobs
is that u baby??
xXMouadXx 3 years ago
¬¬ lies !
Mansitos13 3 years ago
got em'
mastertony89 3 years ago
PA-THE-TIC!
Szederp 3 years ago
ahahahah
CharlesDoub 3 years ago
lol that kinda ruined in a holy shit way
sfcrazymerc 3 years ago
jajaja q hijo de puta...
un cago de risa...
lucas05rock 3 years ago
lol i see nipples
hornet12qwaszx 3 years ago
who is the first girl in the clip?
abhoetje 3 years ago
Its jamie hammer Shes actually in both of them..........
ZeNeL7 3 years ago
thank you
abhoetje 3 years ago
Its what i do best :D oggle chicks
ZeNeL7 2 years ago
You got me...you're everywere
moustikdu91 3 years ago
HAHAHAHAHHA!! "MY DAD!"
laury150 3 years ago
rofl hilariouse
seanthemonx 3 years ago
HAHAHA!!!!
"my DAD!"
XD
HAHAHA!!!
leo11singh 3 years ago
lol
ramestein66 3 years ago
Como se llama la chica?
Who's the girl?
ellocodelaescalera14 3 years ago
omfg u can see me in the bathroom r u gay?!?
I1129M 3 years ago
omfg jesus isnt gay but u r
seanthemonx 3 years ago
Really Funny!! LOL
goodkimling 3 years ago
hahahhaa you got me!!! :P
1N5AJD3R 3 years ago
oh my Dad! i can't believe this! Thanks! i love it.
I mean, even if he were to cover his eyes with his hands, he'd still see you!
Merninwood 3 years ago
Como la cagas Dios, nunca le he insultado a Dios peor esta vez vete a la Conchasesum............
luangu06 3 years ago
lmao
devilking8745 3 years ago
i cant xD and cant u of let it play for like a minute longer.. :P
yuiopy911 3 years ago
My arm got tired
AlbertoCorrecto 3 years ago 2
hahahaha i was watching a different one and instread of a porno it was some preast going SHAME ON U LET GOD FORGIVE U FOR YOUR SIN and i was laughing so hard
sxegregor 3 years ago 2
miserable asshole :(
mysseq 3 years ago
Sorry Jesus..
5th1 3 years ago 2
hahahaha lololol
mrm837 3 years ago
powinni wieszać takich!!!
zadzior122 3 years ago
If you want freedom from wht you are watching choose Christ!!God is love & He loves us so much. You are so dear to Him. Pray this prayer out loud!!Dear Lord Jesus I believe you are the son of God. I believe you died for me. I repent to you of all my sins, wash me with your precious blood right now. I ask you to come into my heart. Be the Savior of my heart & soul. In the name of Jesus I pray Amen.
philipsrohit 3 years ago 2
weird place to put the comment but very true
bulletproofman323 3 years ago 2
viva, name your primary sources. shit doesn't count.
rpgtutubo 3 years ago
well, i feel embarassed XD
jammalz69 3 years ago
funny
kobi997 3 years ago
hahahhaaa.....funny skit
bladesword74 3 years ago
LoL, I always like these videos that include funny crap like this! xD
deoxys388 3 years ago
XD OMG its to funny
miranosk 3 years ago
lmao dis shit iz funny as hell
trini583 3 years ago
HAHAHAH! lol that jesus
cute2005 3 years ago
i'm a bit mad but i guess it's my fault lol