@SharkhamAsylum Duke can't stop. If he ever would, I would trace him down, chase him down, and bash his head with a flaming toaster until he promises to keep on going.
Cause I just can't stop listening to this barking sir.
I believe can say this with the utmost certainty when I say that this is the greatest video involving casual murder and toaster intercourse that I have ever seen.
Old woman disliked this.
SwellShark 11 hours ago
Still a better story than twilight.
grazzer88 1 week ago
What's the source of the background music ?
maidguitar 2 weeks ago
@maidguitar The band is "Ratatat", the track is "Loud Pipes", like it says in the title.
grazzer88 1 week ago
He should upload this.
x0v3rkillx 3 weeks ago in playlist Favorite videos
Would you two shoove off?
sporemaster96 3 weeks ago
Transcribed audio @ 0:40 "you are likely torturous..." I'd say so.
Drfatguyinabox 1 month ago
1) Take dukerecording audio.
2) Take Ratatat's song Loud Pipes
3) Get picture of toaster from google
4) Mix them together without any thought or effort put behind it in windows movie maker.
5) Upload it to youtube
6) ???
7) Profit!!!
RuckaInc 1 month ago 2
@RuckaInc Your point? you mad you don't have his initiative? get a life brah. inb4 your phagg0ty reply
Casemaster3000 4 weeks ago
@Casemaster3000 You seem to be suffering from a lot of butthurt. Hopefully this will help you.
/watch?v=ekBJrg2LQjI
RuckaInc 4 weeks ago
@RuckaInc brah too late, said inb4 your phagg0ty reply, sorry. my deepest condolences.
Casemaster3000 4 weeks ago
@Casemaster3000 Your retardness shines brighter than other any beautiful toaster.
RuckaInc 4 weeks ago
@RuckaInc Ah so you appreciate this video after all, the truth comes out. :)
Casemaster3000 4 weeks ago
@RuckaInc Knew there was some jealousy in there, you old dog you. ;)
Casemaster3000 4 weeks ago
@Casemaster3000 You must be autistic.
RuckaInc 4 weeks ago
car...dboard box
katiieamealiax 1 month ago
BADOOKADOO
iLikeChiptune 1 month ago
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MrBishnoo 2 months ago
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MrBishnoo 2 months ago
Duke is so fucking weird
chiefmadmax999 2 months ago
I'm a toaster and I find this very offensive.
FenixHobo 2 months ago 4
CAR-BOARD-BOX
Winteryll 2 months ago
Then she was like " BWQUAK BADUKADO BADUKADO BADUKADO BADUKADO BADUKADO BWQUAK "
Bigsut420 2 months ago
RATATAT WOO WOO BADOOKADOO
JoeAmbrosia 2 months ago
~ OH, DUKE. <3
funkalicious2907 2 months ago
BUHDOOKA DOO
epicturnip 2 months ago
BLABA BLABA DOO
epicturnip 2 months ago
This speech and song belong together.
As do Duke and his Toaster.
LordoKarnage 2 months ago
What is the original toaster video called?
RoyIdkWhatToPut 2 months ago
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Dosko 2 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
@RoyIdkWhatToPut
MY FABULOUS NEW TOASTER
But it's not on YouTube. Go to Duke's Audioboo to hear it:
audioboo(dot)fm/Duke
Dosko 2 months ago
I love the "I don't know what you're saying but I;m going to break your neck"
Arkanelancer 2 months ago
Duke makes the best songs evertim.
JNexusD 2 months ago 3
This has inspired me to do great things.
HarrySwagPotter 2 months ago
I never thought this was possible in the history of mankind... This. Kicks. Ass. Bravo.
ChocolaAM 2 months ago
duke+ratatat = more awesome
Alxmir23 2 months ago
IT'S CAPTAIN QUARK!
o0gman0o 3 months ago 5
@o0gman0o Thats what i was thinking XD
themousemaster 2 months ago
Amazing background. I want an instrumental so I can read this story to it. Maybe cover it.
Saturation1995 3 months ago
@Saturation1995 Loud Pipes by Ratatat. :D
AgentTunaghost1 3 months ago
Duke.
Never stop.
SharkhamAsylum 3 months ago 67
@SharkhamAsylum Duke can't stop. If he ever would, I would trace him down, chase him down, and bash his head with a flaming toaster until he promises to keep on going.
Cause I just can't stop listening to this barking sir.
splofot 2 months ago 2
I believe can say this with the utmost certainty when I say that this is the greatest video involving casual murder and toaster intercourse that I have ever seen.
ThatRandomCaptainGuy 3 months ago 8
IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL.
you've made my toaster very proud.
DukeLovesYou 3 months ago 79
@DukeLovesYou bootfil* you speeled it wrang
teknoFTW 2 months ago
@DukeLovesYou The one you got from the old woman?
Natacall 10 hours ago