How To Be Sick

[Jeremyh603]

The boss was like lol such a SICKO

[peeweet123]

lol i like the face slap one :D

[PatriciaD96]

I was fake sick today :)

[fashionlover5]

woohoo i live in florida!

[AisyahMichaelis]

Oh,nuts XD

[jamesrojas5]

3:23 Hooray my daughters not a witch!

[Ic3PrInC3Zzz]

i really like ur voice ev !! mean it

[jathen7275]

I am mr. Goes to work everyday to get a bonus..

[justinrocksist]

i usually am real sick just like this winter but sometimes to get out of school i fake it and end up getting real sick :pp

and i though he was gonna say Vagina lol in 2:50?

[lrue123]

POMPLAMOOSE...

[XxAbbyCatastrophexX]

omg your tongue is pierced :O mine too (; hahaha love you



[WarriorCatsWoot]

I have the worst fear of the stomach bug. :0  Thankfully, all I got was one cold this year. Thumbs up for OJ!

[swimmingkaola]

i seriously got sick 5 times over this winter. like the day i felt completly better the next day id get a cold and have it for like 2 weeks and then that cold went away and like 2 days later i got another cold for like 3 weeks and so on -__- it was because my 4 yr old cousin sneezed on my face and then i got it then it went to my mom then my sisters then my dad then my brother. and within the time of their colds i was having on off colds for the WHOLE winter ):

[MsEmilemily]

I was the first to be sick.

...and then my whole school was sick.

/cool.

[FufferzZ]

I was sick and infected my entire school...

#Troll Face

[MissSlyFoxHound1]

I was real sick because I had the flu

[Divastar136]

i was fake sick and real sick

[keyboarderization]

I got sick with a little cold one time and my brother had a big cold, so right after I had recovered, I caught his cold.

[muhaha25204]

I AM REAL SICK NOW!!!

[TheWarriorcasey]

i have been very real sick this winter. Also I had a weird cold that made me feel like I was gonna fall over and die. It sucked

[Charleyboy85]

Loser!!!!

[tommyTbagger]

terrible never watching again so boring

[jasmine71558]

Fuck you guys

[darkpulse99]

im sick as fuck

[jleer1]

I'm currently sick :(

[AnimeKitty202]

>lives south of that line

>everybody's getting sick here now too

I see a flaw in your logic, sir..

[DICKIEMONSTER]

hum

[Iceinfly]

Real sick.

[ourtwicebabies]

I have been real sick. I had the flu, unwarranted in fact, and I am still coughing. I am adding this video to my article on being sick. You can read my article on my blog at, TwiceBabiesMom.

[otakunessisawsome]

i did the elbow thing but, then i got snot on my elbow! XD

[coolbluecat24]

I faked sick so manny times iv lost count

[brooklynwhitsett]

@evmoneytv Why do you live in a closet

[maddy2410113]

I'm sick today. Smartass

[WalshHanrahan4]

I live in Ireland, Its now Spring here, yet it still feels like winter!

[sKACwebo]

@WalshHanrahan4 Lucky :o

[zaretul98]

@2:49 I thought he was going to say Viagra. I was like "why on earth would he need that if he is sick.

[kaypolanco15]

I have a really bad cold for real :/ I hate it do much I like your vid though:)

[TheKazzer1]

hahaha soooo good

[DevauxBryan]

You are such a badass! keep it coming dude!



[foleverto]

i have running nose right now,but it not a cold coz i'm not having a fever...

the mucus cant stop dropping from my nose,so i had to closed it with tissue,and breathing from my mouth..

[AmberHeart165]

*never sicknes...

[ladyliza123]

i am real sick... of course my mom never trusts me because she always thinks im faking.. oh well most of the time i do fake, school sucks monkey wonkys nuff' said

[nakine123]

I faked a panic attack at school once. They thought it was bullshititus but i passed just fine,but my mom noticed.

[JRCASTRO6925]

I'm real sick. I have "Diabetic Kiedo Acidoses". Other known as DKA.

[charlybigpotato]

Yuk!!!!!

[Rachel2copeland]

Im real and fake sick right now... hahaha im aactually not feeling well, but over exadurate it so i dont have to go to school :P

[TheCalmPsycho]

Been feeling like crap all winter, but never sick enough to stay home, just wus out an our or two before work ends because I feel like I'm going to toss chunks all over everybody, or get dizzy. since I always feel bad lately, and I work general labour, I am always bending, lifting, turning around, walking everywhere. Though it isn't intensive, it isn't the best when I get bleary eyes, am getting a headache, and having miniature convulsions every little bit.

[MsCrazydaisy66]

real sick

[pichu48799]

iv been sick once

[Cortes2EZ]

Real



[lunazulaivarsson]

Awww you are super cute.

[ihatemegatron216]

FAKE



[MYNAMEWAZTAKEN]

dude... he's cute

[gamerella3476]

let me try. *ahem* "hey boss i have unforchently i've got the stomic flu. and there are some kids outside my house and their throwing explosive bags full of one of the kid's diarrhea. i don't think I'm going to make it into work today." How was that?

[person232ifid]

Real sick right now this second I think anyway

[RustyKnight94]

Vuvuvu......viagra?

[CanOfSodaPlz]

I've been real sick and the day after I wasn't sick anymore I fake sick ;]

[ConejoTravesti]

I'll thumb you harder...

[FargoHipster]

I'll thumb you...

[laurens0the0homie]

i havent been sick for 5 years

[SSBBHeadQuarters]

3:00 dick johnson... nice.

[Eminemflocka]

@SSBBHeadQuarters homo

[khightofgold]

he was happy but then he realized he was a murderer for killing his doughter

[crocrab]

I fake sick awllllll the time.

[raccoonpokemon]

i was real sick once, then fake sick because we had the the day after jan. 1, and everyone thought that that was bullshit that the schools were open

[TheJATDragon]

I thought he was going to tell the old lady to put the OUTSIDE of her elbow on her mouth (gory!)

[TheJATDragon]

I have a running nose!

[SuperSherry62]

im not sick today

[Zooroonies]

this guy is so fucking funny XD

[ConejoTravesti]

@27WINGSONTHEROAD

[brandon31840]

Patient Sumarry

Name: Dick Johnson

Gender: Male

Age: 28

Blah Blah Blah

Notes:

SEVERE CASE OF FAKUS BULLSHITITIUS

[TheRedone26]

reall fucking sick, my friend sent me this video to feel better, ^_^

[cdavila99]

I love Pomplamoose!!!

[SuperSkullcandy13]

he looks awesome <3

[narutofa142]

never been sick once in my life and im 14... but being fake sick is fuhn :D

[th3reigo]

Was real sick, and played it up a bit Untill the universe got mad at me and made me get real real sick. Realy.

[CardcaptorGirl2000]

Real and fake sick :3

[BattiManZel]

I'm sick right now and my good friend sent this to me :D Made me feel ok in this lameness of the cold -_-

[Shadowabliss]

3:14 killed me. XD LOL! No seriously... I'm ddyyyyyyiinngggggggggggggggggg­gggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg­ggggggg

[31Caity]

Nope I am a healthy cookie (:

[spongebob2501]

im sick watchin this already lol no actual real sick this vid didnt make me sick byeeeeeeeeee

[RogueApril]

not sick at all, dislocated left knee....... not fun at all.

[ccmattyfilms]

Real sick -:3

[WeAllLoveHomeVideos]

Both real and fake sick.... BWAHAHHAHAAHHA

[PurpleWillowsTrees]

Real sick XP

[Skitch213]

I tend to do the opposite, by accident, when I call in sick to work. When I'm properly ill, I find tht I sound surprisingly chirpy when I call. Which sucks.

[TheIamacyborg]

First in 1212 :D

[Shinketa]

And i was rl sick...

[artist763]

I was sick from the 24th to the 27th... :(



[littlebro48]

Fake

[drowndefacto]

you're sick bastard <3 love it

[xadele95]

I'm never NOT sick in winter! I started Christmas day with projectial vomiting, and ended it in much the same way. I just thought I'd brighten your lives with that disgusting fact. :)

[buffalowithblueeyes]

I am real sick right now!

[xcrunner1717]

lol "oh nuts" :p

[DuncansCPGuide]

@aimsgoth join the club. *cough*

[aimsgoth]

I BEEN SICK ALL THIS WINTER!!!!!!

[Shinketa]

Lol computer says fakus bullshittius xD

[Purplelady0790]

so far no sign of a cold. usually I get sick in winter by now. I had a few days of chest congestion earlier during late autumn I had some chest congestion,but not as bad as other years.

A note about the witch trial thing. After a few probably hundred of innocenct women and men drowning they finally figured out to attach a rope to them so they could pull them out before they drowned. I doubt they ever apologized afterwards.

[Flowmaster925]

real sick

[canyoufindanenderman]

I always fake sick so I don't have to go to school

[Mostbeautifulsorrow]

Been sick since Monday. -/3

Fake sick once too(;

[Shinketa]

Real sick

[TheTuamas]

0:04 is this really true?

[Cosmo0819]

2:45 only one thing can help, it starts with a V. Va--Vi...

I'm pretty sure he meant Viagra.

[QuantumApparatus]

2:37 >:c

[wthbbianca]

cool



[jjnana100]

lol i went boating with my dad 2 times he didnt throw me in rofl

[JsKingBoo]

0:50 Spongebob reference?

[KaylaLovesCallie]

I FEEL LIKE CRAP! MY HEAD IS FULL OF SNOT!!!!

[Twefrence]

Oh my god. Your videos are hilarious.

I was laughing non stop at the "don't over do it" phone call.

[27WINGSONTHEROAD]

I dont think I can make it into work todayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy­yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy­yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy­yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[epiccraftsrule]

@27WINGSONTHEROAD no saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmmmmm­mmmmmmmmmoody



[xXSNIPERSEMPER13Xx]

Ive been fake sick and real sick XD

[shinylucario58]

The flu

[scottgraue45]

mistcloud23 posting that youre faking isant a perfect idea -_- unless the're terrible at the internet in which :)

[AmbalanticMan]

Got bronchitis in October. Still getting over it.

[jacobcoolguy]

YOU WATH POMPLAMOOSE? I LPVE POMPLAMOOSE!!! I SAW THEM IN CONCERT!!!

[TheRandomNicky]

Both! More then once

[dor462]

real sick

[soldier20895]

lol anyone notcie there were cacti at 0:21 at the right

[Horrorhotel500]

@soldier20895 actually they do sell cacti but not like that

[340doc]

i dont think i can go to work todayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy­yyyyyyyyy

[mewmewbridget123]

Never sick :D

[mjoymama]

fake sick:P

[bfflsohot]

Reealll Sick



[Darklinxer12]

One time, I skipped a class once and the next day I came back to the class and the teacher asked what had happened, since I showed up to the class before and after that one. I told him I felt sick, then he asked if I went to the office, and I told him no. Then he said, well what were you doing if you felt sick other than going to the office? I told him I didn't even know what was going on, then he looked at me like I was crazy the rest of the semester. XD

[HyperTheMe]

Im In class when i suddenly have a fever and guess what?my stupid teacher thinks im faking and she said : ' hy,girl u think im stupid to think ur really sick?' and on the nxt day i didnt come to school for one whole week and when i came back my teACHER said : " ummerrr...how are u?are u felling well?err....come sit down let me make u a cup of coffee" XD BUSTED!!!

[wingsofhope2]

I remember once in my fifth grade science class, we were taking a test and this one girl asked to go to the nurse because she threw up all over the desk. After she left, someone said that she actually stuck a finger DOWN HER THROAT to make herself do it and get out of doing the test.

[MightyGabba]

In my freshman year of HS, because I hated going to that school so much, I'd fake sick all the time. I was absent at least 10 times in 1 semester and would cut out during my 4th period because my "stomach hurt."

When I finally switched schools I got real sick all the time, and that's when my parents didn't believe me! I guess I was a good actress?

[StormyBOTDF]

xDD i love how when he's at the ER there is a sign that says: Maternity and Drunks ;D

[RaNdOmxRaVeRzz]

real sick

[l33tp1mp]

Winter? What's that? I live in Miami!

[ForsakenThirteen]

@l33tp1mp lol I live in tampa and I'm already sick

[l33tp1mp]

@ForsakenThirteen Damn, bad luck lol. Get well soon!

[RedVelvetScorpio13]

0:42 cacti<3

[leskvon]

I dont think i can make it into work todaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyy . . .

[KAABOOOOMMMYY]

I dont think Ive ever been actually sick this school year.

[FlowingIvory]

Before she infects the world. Except for Madagascar



[asdfmove1]

I failed being sick before

[PieMonster38]

If I fake sick- dumb. If I really am sick- smart

[Keltfire88]

I've been real sick, but if I was ever fake sick I wouldn't say (teehee)

[XxKoneZxX]

Haha your in the closet!  3:35

I dont know how I found this video, but I did...

[jojo8jojo2]

we never had any snow yet !!!!!!

[GioSkullbrains]

2:48 Va- Va- Va- Va- Vagina? :D

[LaurieTombRaiderFan]

@randompplzdoinrandom you won't survive. you will die in january. have fun in heaven :)

[Qalb999]

i am sick :(

[mxc725]

That's why I wash fruit before eating it.

[randompplzdoinrandom]

Ugh! I've been sick since September and every single day I get sicker and sicker! My muscles are killing me so bad that I have to wrap my ankles up when I know I have to walk for a while or else I'll just fall over and give up! So now a school people say I have fat ass ankles... Woopdeefuckingdo for winter...

[LindseyyySueee]

Yes, every grocery store has cacti.

[GBrapper]

ive been sick before but i was really depressed

[CuriousMustard]

0:19 Now to test these mangos for firmness

[purpletang21]

Am i the only one who thought he was going to say viagra instead of vicadin?

[gingerisevil02]

Ew. Thought some of the comments in the vids were perverted and crude. Makes sense you'd look like that 0_o but yes I've been fake sick this year

[sciencenerd111]

why are they selling cati at the grocery store?

[Dearmindi]

Just when I get over one cold a kid brings in a new one. Downside of working with smaller kids

[dreamcore95]

i've been sick for almost a week. on the brightside...no school.

[heyhihello66]

nah not sick



[XxrisikatesterxX]

been sick for 2 weeks and cant miss school cause ive already missed plenty so i have no choise but to INFECT THE WORLD!!!!!!! XD

[muzicizmypassion18]

I've been real sick

[kittentiger45678]

lol the witch part was HILARIUS!

[TheJessyChannel]

real sick but only for like 3 days i felt terrible, im better now though :D

[MsMaya2002]

real sick



[MA78MUSIC]

At 0:59 it sounds like a fart lololol

[30SecsofSpongebob]

This is just what I needed to not be sick! :D

[lexi39367]

man how many times have i faked this month!!! lol

[619ReySan]

real sick

[hugs4hugs82]

real sick

[ognjenasi1]

This is makeing me more stupid than i am.

[Purplenerds1234]

fake sick to miss frigen school

[cdgbroLvX]

What else do you do behind the scenes in your closet???

[thedoctorLJ]

When he faked being sick at about 1:24 I died laughing. :D

[SongsISing4U]

I'm real sick as I watch this video....

[snowy0121]

Both is that bad?

[nowyouknoweverything]

fake

Real sick