Bong Hits 4 Jesus

[tashanickolee]

bong hits 4 jesus!!!

[ericz1990]

I have the shirt.

[pinkymixology]

The worst Supreme Court decision until Citizens United.

[kylerpoo]

Hahahaha! I went to that fucking highschool and everyone there is high. Students and teachers. No fucking joke!

[MineCraftDuke]

Bongs can be used for tobacco too..

[LegionnaireEtrangere]

Is that the same Kenneth Starr that threw a hissy fit about Bill Clinton getting a knobber from Monica?

[fromdaghettowithlove]

When I get to heaven Im taking so many Bong hits with Jesus.

Fuck, what is the world comming to when we dont have freedom of speech, nowadays you cant say anything without pissing of someone, if you dont piss off the Christians you piss off the Athiests, if you dont piss of the republicans you piss of the democrats, everyone is so fucking uptight, we all need to just chill out and take a couple hits from the bong.

... and pipe and joint too...

[6Mega6Man6]

I think that bong hits for Jesus is a great idea. I'm not very religious, but I know that peace and harmony was what that guy was all about!

[amayagab]

A real school, with real teachers actualy trying to get the kids to learn something would have asked the students about the banner.

``What`s that about?``

``What`s it look like? BONG HITS FOR JESUS WOOOO!``

``Well, tell me about it.``

``It means suck my dick teacher, WOOOO!``

``Well, who was Jesus and how does bong hits fit into him?``

``Oh, I`m not sure, maybe I`ll read a book or something.``

See? How fucking easy was that shit? Bureaucrats make shitty teachers.

[KRITICALConscious]

@amayagab That was hilarious.

[Crosnavi024]

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[kendraevison]

hahahahah thumbs up dude!

[chidy9]

@scottricerules why not jesus? who better to give bong hits to than Jesus? thumbs up if you would give bong hits to jesus!

[megashuttlecock]

BH4J....dates back to at least 1984... ive got a year book to prove it....CRACKWOOD the movie!!!!!

[hurbangrower]

Jesus OG or OMG OG. I bet they actually exist somewhere as OG Kush crosses. 

[noznibor]

I think Mr. Jesus would be pleased to see that todays youth wants to smoke weed with him.

[WatchDogg728]

Shut the fuck up you stupid principle, I woulda kicked him in the nuts and switched schools

[esj8341]

@WatchDogg728

Dogg, You woulda been then arrested for assault and battery. Your next school would have been juvenile detention.

I bet the principle regrets allowing the field trip but seriously what wrong from the school keeping students on a field trip holding up a stupid sign about getting high on pot for Jesus? it keeps order and it keeps other kids from being exposed to a message that advocates the use of an illegal carcinogenic drug.

[WatchDogg728]

@esj8341 Yay you commented on me it worked!!

[NoWarMakePeace]

Maraijuana Isnet a Drug!!! Its a Herb.!  Just Leaglize It!

[lsv8dubs]

Jesus clogged my bong

[thecosmos003]

stoners rule youtube

[countrysuxx]

BONG HITS FOR EVERYONE LEGALIZE WEED!!!

[swankrecords]

bong hits for satan. and jesus. and pedro. julio?

[chrisozellboy102]

===") <-- bong (:

[cbr0oks]

i love when this guy says bong hits 4 jesus.

[yoyoyohommie]

this is such bull shit weed shoulddnt even be illegal dumb ass america im tellin you. they are such dumb asses they waste there money and time making laws and shit on people not to smoke weed and everyone does it anyway

[buddylikesrap]

i go to that school JDHS haha cool

[WeWereBaked]

blaze it :) ,

==="

[sweeparpeggio]

Strike a blow against the man !

[tftmc]

They hired Ken Starr for this!?!?! Are you fucking serious? He's the one attorney that makes all of em look bad.

If 'Bong Hits 4 Jesus' offends you, go crawl into a corner and cry about it cause I don't think anyone really cares.

I love these situations, the kid does something he thinks will be his 15 seconds, it ended up being a stoning (the biblical kind...) of the month for the religious right. And the kid is probably laughing it up the whole time.

[BongHitsForJesus101]

YES

[htctouchwhatup]

its a joke, honestly. why cant anyone take a joke anymore?

[conord954]

That is the stupidest thing ever. People should have the right to say what they want as long as it is not offencive to other people to much. Like WTF that message was doing no harm. There's rapists being let out of prison on good behavior but yet they care so much about that . Goverment needs to have a good long think and learn to tell the difference between a joke and a crime .... Any one agree

[Claxxxor]

oh NO! Not PRO drug messages! If that happens then maybe kids will wake up from the bullshit that the schools shove down their throat.. smoke buds all day every day

[readyforanything1]

If he wasnt promoting drug use, then why did he need to use bong hits on the banner? He could have said something so simple as "Go Olympics", it was for attention, nothing more

[50Cal420]

im not high :(

first sad face i ever made on the computer.

[bsmahoney]

haha i'm surprised no one mentioned anything about the religious reference. Was this a public school?

[20000914]

Bong Hits For Jesus. ahahaha.

[dasmushroomcult]

haha in highschool we smoked blunts in the bathroom everyday and blazed out one of the security gaurds at a party. haha we never got suspended or caught these poor fuckers had a BITCH for a principal.

[puck342]

This is my 15seconds of fame and it's fucking hysterical. They edited out 90% of what I said on those courthouse steps but that's just the way it goes with the news I guess.

So glad I found this though

[sackmaster]

@skiballer23

Same =)

Who else is watching youtube videos baked?

[strawberEfieldz4ever]

i did smoking that nyc sour diesel!!!

[heyitsthatoneguy91]

@sackmaster im not but when i used to smoke all the time thats what i'd do when i came home at night..until i got sleepy lol

[NarutoDemon18]

@sackmaster me

[THCmore4ME]

@sackmaster OOH OOH ME DO ME DO~

[NAKOR007]

@sackmaster =) always =)

[buffalosoldier90]

@sackmaster i would if i didnt have an upcoming drug test for my future career. i will be next week tho:)

[homie3626]

@sackmaster I ammm!

[JohnCougarFish23]

@sackmaster not me...probation is a bitch, but I can still legally smoke spice or snort synthetic cocaine and destroy my brain

[Benjibrah1]

@sackmaster Haha woo only way to watch youtube videos, everythings so fuckin interesting :D

[erikpurplesprite420]

@sackmaster me ^.^

[DoktorSick]

hell yeah !!!

[TheUnforsakenOne1890]

Dude I was born in Fairbanks

[zamrok73]

I SEE JESUS!

[bongblazinbob420]

ALASKA FTW!!!!!! used to live in juneau now im in fairbanks BONG HITS FOR JESUS!!!!!!

[skiballer23]

im high

[MrSteelx79]

@skiballer23 im higher

[madembalmer2007]

"What the land of the free....who ever told you that is your enemy" (Rage Against the Machine)

"You have the right to free speech...that is if you are dumb enough to actually try it" Clash

[TheMasterDater]

micheal phelps .. nuff said

[cemetarygirl45]

Bong hits for jesus! Bong hits for jesus! Bong hits for jesus!

People need to stop being so serious all the time (:

[purplehazethc]

God knows, that any messages but the ones the school's ram down their throats, then what will happen?

*sarcasm*

[ShpinxiLotus23]

bong hits for jesus!!!!!

[stwade]

wtf are you talking about bitch?

[YogaGirl921]

Funny, but pointless.

[stwade]

you're mom is a drug...and im ADDICTED!

[biloretard]

meanwhile,the illuminati puts a crack addicted whore mongerer,marion barry as the mayor of washington dc

[Cakerolled]

You've obvously done one too many bong hits

[biloretard]

theres no such thing as too many

[Budlord1028]

How is a bong hit a pushing drugs? for all we know its a bog hit of oregeno.

[biloretard]

marijuanas not a drug

[biloretard]

whoever gave my comment a thumbs down is a brainwashed little faggot

[thefatkidthatyouknow]

jesus actually used cannabis in oil. there is a recipe in genesis

[timbr33]

verse??

[hockeyguy10101010]

really ? what chapter and verse bro ?

[just2w4tch]

A school has no business dictating conduct outside the school property itself, no matter what time of day it is.

[Walrustimesfive]

Exactly.. I punched a kid in the face down the street from the school cuz he pushed me and that I got fukkin suspended.

[dove132]

man i think its wrong.... shame on the school..... it was off campus so he could have done it if he wanted to

[crunck20]

I love bong hits and jesues

[suprapower420]

bong hits for jesus!

[seanis67]

what would jesus smoke? he's fathers natural creation, or man's toxic sickoning smelly gross yuk cigaretts? i know what i would choose

[leftjab19]

fuck the christians,if they don't respect the first amendment fuck them, god gave us free will, christians want to take it away, religous fucken morons.

[rcastaldo666]

hey man they already drinking fucking wine in church, whats a bong hit gonna hurt?

[scarproductions93]

that is awsome props to u bro toke on

[UofLCardFan08]

He was making any political statement; he was just some attention-seeking high school.

My opinions, though.

[UofLCardFan08]

I meant to say 'He WASN'T making any political statement.'

[hits4jesus]

ah luv you joseph frederick

[webscorpion007]

Schools became constitution-free zones a long time ago. And how appropriate, too. Psychologically condition the youth to your New World Order paradigm. We have to correct this broken system.

[LordChrondor]

yeah protecting our innocent high schol children who don't know what bongs are. fun fact: over 50% of U.K. teens admit to using marijuana more than once. know where i got that stat... My AP Statistics book lol.

we're sooo fragile and innocent LMAO

[thesood]

haha this is jokes

[Roofuss12345]

a state?

[DahammerMan]

LOL

[spittingfromspace]

america is becoming a fascist state.

[charleymcnasty]

Bong hits 4 Jesus!

[Da1337ed]

what does that mean?

[dinoman552006]

it means you take toke from a bong and then u r able to experience it in the name of christ. lol.

[hits4jesus]

or jesus smoked, but yeah your answer works too

[Minorityman1993]

cause you know all these people are dying from weed now adays... when probably 2/3 is teachers are tobbaco smokers and excessive drinkers >>

[tylerthemaz]

Just another ignorent propaganda brainwashed mind. There has never been a death associated with smoking cannabis. Tons from achohol and tobacco. Live above the Ignorence and legalize.

[Minorityman1993]

That's what I said... you don't have to tell me about legalizing marijuana... I grow it >>

[dinoman552006]

that's what I also said to my parents. i got grounded after i told them i was using my closet to grow weed. lol. just fuckin witcha

[Minorityman1993]

Heh my ma is fine with me growing

[buffalosouljah18]

I think he was being sarcastic.

[beeelyou]

bong hits for everyone!

[Shnoozle]

its BS casue he didn't even mention weed?! he could of meant bong hits of tobbaco so wtf government u fuckin suck

[FallOfRome101189]

NOBODY means tobacco bongs except in fucking India.

[DEATHbyRAZORBACK]

damn, these right wing dudes need ta chill out, we all know jesus smoked weed! jk

[andrewmartelli]

dude u want a spirtual experience just drop some fucking shrooms. That will change your life forever

[DEATHbyRAZORBACK]

seriously? how is it?

[andrewmartelli]

if you have an open mind and nothing serious happening in your life recently I would reccomned dropping some shrooms. First time users should definatly drop like 1.6-1.8 grams and I gurantee you will have an awesome buzz. Dont drop alone cuz thats just fucking wierd

[DEATHbyRAZORBACK]

sounds kewl, thanks dude

[redcar666]

1.6-1.8 is a little to much for a first timer unless your really big. id say about 1 to 1.4 (strain dependent)will get you to a mind expanding trip

[Jake1722]

1.2 g of aborts will knock me into the next nebula for half the day,

[redcar666]

try the blue meanie strain. 1 g will have you thinking your a peice of furniture.

[VanIsleBC]

try the green genie strain. .8 grams of that shit will have you traveling through space on a toaster oven

[Jake1722]

this is some feeble shit not funny, Jesus Christ was 1 savior in 1 region of the earth during 1 period of time, think of the others during that time who were saviors had the same attributes as JC different location same time or different time period, you cant put 1 man so high on the pedestal esp, when all of his attributes were taken from other saviors from earlier time b4 his birth, religion is plagiarism in a nut shell

[redcar666]

thats very incietful and truthful. i like your philosophy

[kevman7171]

Yeah man. It's hella funny btw, but foreal. Jesus created weed for a reason. That's the closest thing we have to our spiritual side so i say it literally "BONG HITS 4 JESUS!"

[redcar666]

true. god also invented the bong. jesus invented the hookah and the devil invented foilys. that seems historically accurate

[VanIsleBC]

bongs are great

[TeRRoRx503]

yea hes/she did thats y i smoke it and dont drink

[TehKoolOne]

Wait, Didn't God/Jesus create Weed?

[nytonks]

Kenneth Starr... first blow jobs and now bong hits... he sure is fighting the good fight

[Cyclonus21]

Lol we learned about this in civics

[Albyiscool]

"freedom of speech is more a myth than a fact"

not for the rest of the country, just students, and those shits shouldnt have the same freedom of speech

[threelegduck]

any conservative will agree that this is a dangerous ruling - you can't give the state government the discretion to censor citizens whenever they feel. it wasn't a school sponsored event, and he was not in school or on school property. the school (the state) has no such authority.

the ruling was based on "qualified immunity" for the principal. i'm with the 3and1/2 dissenting judges -- it's dangerous to taint and to disrespect the constitution, making such a ruling on this case

[Albyiscool]

they arent just censoring the students for the hell of it,

and it was the school that was allowing them to watch the torch come through for a school field trip to my knowledge

[redcar666]

well you can get in trouble for shit you didnt even do in school. my freind got caught with weed out of school and got send to alternative school.

[threelegduck]

the point is that bong hits 4 jesus was exercising his constitutional right to freedom of speech

he was 18 years old (an adult, old enough to be drafted and die for his country), and he was punished for exercising this most fundamental and protected right. he did not set foot in school that day, and his message, which is subject to interpretation, was not a danger to society /disturbing the peace

most importantly, this ruling has now made its way into the constitutional law of this country

[redcar666]

its amazing how much comotion 4 words can cause. for evry person excersising there freedom of speech theres an opposite but equal deuche bag trying to oppose. its simple physics............. my bad for my spelling.

[UofLCardFan08]

"the point is that bong hits 4 jesus was exercising his constitutional right to freedom of speech"

There are boundries, though, on the first admentment.

[sublime95]

what about the westboro baptist guys that say "God hates fags"?

[UofLCardFan08]

I also think they're attention seekers.

[sublime95]

Well then his rights should be protected just as the Westboro Baptist Church's members are protected.

[UofLCardFan08]

Hey, I shouldn't even be talking. I'm a fan of Eminem-a man who lives on the first admendment.

[sublime95]

Haha good point :D

[threelegduck]

this is an unconstitutional ruling

fuck you, judge bush, i mean robrts

[Albyiscool]

evidently its not since the justices decided it

[drummerforpeace]

everyone knows what a bong is. it's not anything new to a high schooler.

[ePhilosopher]

symbolic jews for jesus, i blame the living larry david of precursor quellling based on earliest mardi gras since 191`nines and wounds and the sunniest winter angle. Mootpoint and berries and whining about grapes! Jimi knew!

[guitarman2960]

Fuck the government, Toke up

[imanerd36]

P.S: It was a 5-4 Decision, not 6-3 as said in the description.

[imanerd36]

God, I hate Kenneth Starr, and I don't think I'm alone.

[absentvirtue]

I'm slightly confused why using marijuana is so bad. I know all kinds of people who use it, including doctors. A sign this sign would not cause someone to smoke pot that would not have done so anyway.

[dustinhaas87]

of coarse he smokes the marijuana, He CReated it didn't he..he knos all to well....

[r4ttl3]

heh..

[zephyr387]

it's ENTIRELY possible Jesus smoked weed.

[triviumcunt]

and all these fucking faggots on cnn trying to say that we should be prmoting drug culture. this is exactly why weed is such a big deal because educated adults that havent tried it listen to these shows then tell their kids that weed is drug and it will ruin your life. for so much education these people have on these shows they prove that they also are very ignorant

[iaminsain1]

What if God smoked canibus??

[vegardertilbake1]

Im sure he did

[evanj21]

Bong Hits 4 Jesus!