Dissidia 012: Duodecim - Laguna's Famous Leg Cramp

[malcolmgrant13]

does anybody know the given reason for his leg cramps

[dragonair500]

Laguna was trying his best to focus, until he took an arrow to the leg.

[unitedoverload2]

just a leg cramp on a half naked CoD (Cloud Of Darkness)

[JayBarrington]

U can see Laguna's gun pointing straight at or CoD (Cloud of Darkness)

[Valorail]

Seriously bro, you REALLY gotta get that checked out. I mean, everyone has leg cramps, but...Not everybody has hyperconductive static leg cramps...Just saying...

[sinshiro]

lol how is that supposed to be a man?

[LittleQueenTudor]

hehehehehe pervy pervy

[Waluigiman]

Japan does know that nosebleeds/leg cramps don't work like that, right?

It isn't even funny. It's nice that they kept it in this for people who thought it was funny in the game he was in but that's pretty much all I can see it as..

[axelstrueheart]

The way the tone of his voice lowers at 0:22 arouses me.

[ReconHunter101]

.....You know the odd thing?

(Before I heard of FF8)I got leg cramps when I'm nervous like Laguna. I still do.

And later I took a survey and ended up seeing I had Laguna's personality.

0.o

[Merknilash]

@ReconHunter101 How old are you?

[Through011]

Squall: how is it that my father is the moron in my dreams...

Tidus: you wouldn't mind if we switch dads

Squall: supposedly since you too are a moron, deal

[DashunicornII]

What's wrong, frozen by fears icy grip?

me: ...suuuuuuuuuuuuure

[anythingnew]

@DashunicornII Frozen by my frozen nipples icy grip?

[DashunicornII]

@anythingnew Yes!

[bandgeekTplayer]

Laguna jizzed in his pants at 0:35

[Miranda2361]

Laguna, u little pervy u.. ;)

[justmeandmaself]

....ok...um....so shes almost completly naked. But i think the line of desireability is crossed when the women in question has a demonic disposition with yellow snakes growing from her back...talk about kinky...

[hozz101]

...is that the voice of Lust?

[LexiconXin]

Leg cramp! D=

[markgeary53]

I wonder if lagunas leg cramp is something that runs in the family?

[dgrandlp]

amazing! I didn't even see that arrow!

[KeybladeXIIIMaster]

Someone should make a dance called the laguna.

It all starts with a leg cramp...

[agenticex]

booooooooobies,

Silly Laguna, boobies is for high schoolers.

[SnipermarcusEXE]

i think it's from that fall off that cliff when he was in the galbada army.

[227someguy]

i haven't really played ff8, did someone put something in his leg to hurt him whenever he goes perv?

[Badham94]

@227someguy nope, but he gets leg cramp when he tried to talk to Julia (a girl he admires)

[Denji2006]

@227someguy He used it as an excuse to avoid things lol

[jorgesora]

He's so awesome, even his leg cramp casts lightning! D:<

[relucifer69]

@claire1909 i pity squall too, poor dude. oh well we can't chose the members of our families... =P

[Through011]

Laguna used to be a gunner...till a hot wrath gave him a leg cramp

[TheFlightsofFantasy]

Can't blame Laguna. Cloud of Darkness is pretty hot. ;P

[LloydETV]

perv

[rence234]

Laguna had leg-related injury before it was cool

[raddudeguy]

@rence234 and even then he STILL goes adventuring.

[velvelification]

man gotta love that leg cramp

[rikuthewolf1]

pervert much.....

[Ravengaurd6]

DAT "FEAR"

[Helvetia013]

never fail eh laguna ahaha...i cant believe he's stammering ahahha...

[Nerdytimes]

"Unbelievable. Cosmos must rest well with defenders of your like."

Hmmm... why do I have a weird feeling about that quote?

[Hakuru15]

Laguna is so coool! XD

[Iwannaplayssbb]

not any particular part of ....screw it, can i fuck you now?

[DaemonRiku00]

Laguna...

got an arrow on his knee before it was cool

[Punkysteamhearts]

omg I looove this scene when I saw it I laughed so hard I was crying

[Cesariono]

Aww man, the thumbnail looked like these two giant shiny bosoms being squeezed together by a woman wearing a black dress and the camera is positioned at a low angle to make them look even bigger.

[AwsomeSauceBigJ]

@Cesariono good imagination O.o

[Th3World3at3r]

Lol the stare cloud of darkness gives at 0:36 priceless

[MinoruIV]

*Laguna during sex*

GAH! Leg cramp!

[Blizz3112]

*sigh* Smooth, Laguna... way smooth... -_-'

Only thing missing in this scene was the witty comment of Kiros... ;-)

[SUNNYRAINWIND]

LOL he is awesome thats what i would have done xD

[SakuraWhish]

He fake a leg cramp to hide his erection :P

[120chico]

What does he do when he sees Tifas victory pose? . . . XD

[GreenGearMood]

/cloud of darkness blankface

[loltesnexus]

rofl shes an idiot if she thinks hes scared of her.

thats how u always tell laguna is pervertedly into u lol.

[ShadowDia]

Awkward turtle...

[whatevergirl564]

Uh... Leg Cramp LOLOLOL

[GuardianFarron]

This is so hilarious XD I LOVE THIS PAIRING it's so crack

[ashboy1593576]

Not...not any particular PART = can i fuck you off ??

[MeikoMackenize483]

He should of pulled a peter griffin. That would of been funnier. xD

[dbzlovah5569]

ok im not one to judge here but...since WHEN does an electric explosion cause a leg cramp?

[loltesnexus]

@dbzlovah5569 laguna has always been known to get a leg cramp when he see's a beautiful girl because he gets super nervous.

i think the electricity was just trying to say it was a SUPER leg cramp.

[dbzlovah5569]

@loltesnexus NIIICE :D

[unscsoldier2]

nvm.srry,im a freakin moron!

[unscsoldier2]

what is this game?I MUST KNOW!

[TsiJiang]

@unscsoldier2 read the title... no offense.

[finalbossd]

@Leobellum cloud of darkness is genderless altogether

[Leobellum]

@finalbossd Yes, thank you, I know that :)

[SuperMissile]

Laguna pulled a Hercule. XD

[nikanoru13]

GOOO Laguna!!

[shrivak]

Yeah... this shit happens...

[2026Kevin]

ctfu

[miiworld2]

I was laughing so hard at that scene!!! xD

[VsioStitched]

Was CoD from kitchen? O.O

Where's the sandwich? O.O

[RooneyHimself]

@VsioStitched

Both the kitchen and the sandwich are in a smouldering crater, well, what's left of the kitchen and the sandwich

[ridcom]

Alright, time to kill the shit outta- WOAH!!!

[Jutzujin]

In Russia leg cramps you!

[WhiteBuddha]

Laguna has the taco shits again

[brink808]

Best leg cramp ever!

[shengaorenhasser]

the legendary,epic...LEG CRA(M)P

[Ziggman2g]

2 people had leg cramps :P

[thephoenixforce]

CoD's last line? Nicely done.

[crapmunky99]

One day, I hope I can be as smooth with the ladies as good 'ol Laguna here...

xD

[DarkAngelSymphony]

I laughed too hard! XD So good...

[claire1909]

I pity whoever has him for a dad......

[7thAngel777]

@claire1909 squall pities himself as well,im sure.

[dustyrose01]

@claire1909 haha like squall, perhaps? X-D

gee i wonder

[Amarouq]

@claire1909 SPOILER ALERT: Squall Leonhart (Leon) from FFVIII :)

[princetrunks45]

@claire1909 well then, pity on Squall XD

[AquaTerraVenChasers]

@claire1909 Poor Squall, then.

[yeapeeplz]

@claire1909 He's Squall's dad. XD

[renoloverxoxo]

@claire1909 You mean Squall?

[MJTRadio]

Too bad Squall wasn't there to see his father being a dirty old man

[loltesnexus]

@MJTRadio his father? thats not his father.

also holy shit i checked wiki DAVID BOREANEZ VOICED SQUALL HOW EPIC.

lol i never pictured that voice on him at all but i love david boreanez still doesnt suit him though.

[MJTRadio]

@loltesnexus Yeah, Laguna's been pretty much confirmed to be Squall's dad

[loltesnexus]

@MJTRadio yeah confirmed by fans and no official source ever

thats how "confirmed" it is lol.

[MinusTheRogue]

not a particular part of your appearance but but TITTIES!

...did i say that out loud?

[YuKanda12]

XD Not exactly what I thought Laguna would sound like but okay!

[ShaRutherford199]

Really out of all the VIII charecters to chose from, they pick him?

[Leobellum]

Doesn't he know CoD's Omnisexual? xD It could be male/female/or whatever the hell it's supposed to be! :P

[loltesnexus]

@Leobellum so what.

[Leobellum]

@loltesnexus I'm just saying that she's genderless :) 

[unitedjt345]

Does anyone else get the impression CoD thinks its kinda... cute???!

[cmsasuke17]

Laguna should've just flat out said "I will pierce my light, through your DARKNESS!" Wait,hold on... WOL already called that one... Hmmm I guess Laguna could just flat out said "Soooo... Wanna fuck?" I wonder how COD would've respond right there and then.

[MrKillerchaos]

@cmsasuke17 who COD?

[DelicateWolverine]

Laguna sounds like a total chicken wuss.

[Leonknight23]

@DelicateWolverine exactly why the fans love him

[Djinnfest]

Leg cramp = The new nosebleed

[souleater4242564kodd]

@Djinnfest lolol 

[Netherwolf6100]

@Djinnfest WIN

[TheOriginalJDubbed]

I was like that too at first

[TriXterseng]

Laguna is just so awesome, even he makes leg cramps look awesome! XD

[ibuki12345]

2 people have leg cramps

[ArbrusMN]

Ahhh Cloud of Darkness is such an awesome character! She should be way more important...but they probably couldn't do that...

If she would be seriously interested in all the fighting she could have killed everyone

[HATERofEVILcritics]

MY WORD! MINE LEG HATH BEEN AFFLICTED BY CRAMP!

[OnionMan]

@HATERofEVILcritics Release it from your grasp as if its temperature is very high!

[MrChach1ng]

0:09 THE RAPIST LOOK

[SalvationMetal]

lol. Laguna got cramps alright, on his third leg.

[64jigen]

he likes porn

[HittokiriBattousai17]

Gotta love laguna

[SammEater]

Leg cramp? Sure, why not? Heheheh. :P

[Aqua311]

CoD must have thought Laguna too pathetic to kill. XD

[noviceako10x]

I don't blame him. :[

[iluvsumething]

That was one of the best moment of 012, that and beating true Feral Chaos :P

[Snipergod1024]

and that is the story of how laguna gets bested not by an opponent's skill, but by their boobs. again.

[HappleProductions]

@Snipergod1024 What are you talking about? Laguna charmed HER! She told him important information after that!

[Snipergod1024]

@HappleProductions ah, but then she caused him great pain, as she found out that he was already sleeping with Ultimecia. Squall soon found out, and joined CoD in killing Laguna. How Laguna really died.

[brandpanz]

@Snipergod1024 lolwut

[Snipergod1024]

@brandpanz that is how our darling Laguna really died, because he made some fake promises to CoD, whilst sleeping with everyone's favourite time witch. CoD found out off Kefka, she told Squall, and together they killed Laguna to death.

[brandpanz]

@Snipergod1024 I doubt that's the complete story. I bet Mateus had something to do with it. And Vaan as well.

[Snipergod1024]

@brandpanz no, Mateus was busy kicking Firion in the crotch, and Vaan was flirting with Prishe because he was drunk.

[RockOn3906]

I have to admit that with that voice acting behind it, Kiros is right: it DOES score about a -3 on the manliness scale.

Still, awesomely funny and timelessly classic.

[LordSiravant]

CoD: What's wrong? Frozen by fear's icy grip?

Laguna: My dick's frozen by something.

CoD: *He's going to rape me...D8*

[HunterZeritox]

Um...

That's a good method to hide a Erection...

Wait a minute....

[bombkirby]

That voice...

.....Zelos?

[Makilore]

...Does anyone else think his leg cramps happen because not enough blood seems to get to that part of his body?

[Stephanvonbanhammer]

yeah fear is gripping him somewhere alright. haha.

[linegenrou]

I love his voice! they chose well

[legefy]

He read our minds

[JayBarrington]

Oddly enough I am nearly the same as Laguna cuz when I see a pretty lady like CoD i often get nervous or a cramp

[StyryderX]

This guy is hopeless

[Redblackk42]

Does anybody else feel sorry for Cloud of Darkness? You know, for having to put up with him.

[Key2BAPrincess]

Haha XD

Laguna is adorable isn't he? :)

[ShadowdaHedgie11]

Thumbs up if you admire CoD's apperence too~

[dragonclaw70]

@ShadowdaHedgie11 But if we admire her appearance then we'd get leg-cramps too.

[ShadowdaHedgie11]

@dragonclaw70 Only in our third legs. Hopefully.

[dragonclaw70]

@ShadowdaHedgie11 Our third legs? I don't see any-AARRRGH!! ...Leg cramp!

[oblivion5913]

0:36 Peter Griffin in Dissidia???

[Rampardos1337]

0:13

Actually Cloud of Darkness, he's frozen that he wants to grip your- never mind >_>;

[Tke]

I never get tired of Laguna, ever....

[themettking]

Quick!  He requires the cuchi cuchi treatment!

[NellaxH]

How old is Laguna supposed to be? I mean he's SPOILERS Squall's dad...

[Tke]

@NellaxH Technically in Final Fantasy VIII when Squall meets him he's 44, however Cosmos pulls him into Dissidia during the flashback times, which means in Dissidia he's 27.

[NellaxH]

@Tke oh okay, that makes more sense. Thanks =D

[JayBarrington]

@Tke Cosmos should brought Rinoa, Edea and Zell with Laguna they need some back up and I just hope Rinoa doesnt snitch and tell Squall that Laguna is his daddy and his kinda a perv but i do like Laguna lol

[Tke]

@JayBarrington Ohgods, the FFVIII fanatic in me totally agrees. But considering it'd be their first time fighting, the rule of Dissidia is that your memories we be wiped, it's only if you keep fighting every next arc that you get to keep your memories, so Rinoa wouldn't be able to snitch anyways.

[JayBarrington]

@Tke good point but if they brought Ellone with them (I forgot 2 put Selphie and Quistis) she could get her and other ppl's memories a lot faster

[singerinwhite]

@Tke Yeah, but the millisecond Squall regains enough of his memories from fighting, if he finds he has to fight Rinoa, he WOULD forfeit without a question. He said just as much in his original game. Although that would make an interesting story for a previous cycle...Squall goes rogue because Rinoa's in a sticky situation with Ultimecia...

[traveller89]

that's a good tactic to hide your boner~

[sephir91]

@traveller89 ahahaha your comment made me laugh so much!

[Leonknight23]

THE GREATEST ATTACK EV..........Ow! Leg Cramp!!

[viathedolorosa]

Laguna got a leg cramp just like this when the hottest girl in his high school was at his front door when he opened it.

[andretatontos]

He's honest, but he's not telling which part he's looking at...

Between her tights or below her neck.

[SilverJakler]

Welp... least he's honest about the appearance pat XD

[Rodreges742]

At first I thought she used some spell on him but nope just the good old Laguna leg cramp.

[JSWUDNN]

lol like with Julia all over again

[TheSilverPhoenix100]

Seriously is WoL the only compentent hero in these fucking games, everyone else is brooding, hyper-active, or completly fucking stupid or in Tidus' case all 3

[tuptunip]

@TheSilverPhoenix100 Yeah, but WoL is a boring character with hardly any development and really is there just to fill in FF1s hero spot. He is really just bland and a "badass" character who just somehow happens to be fighting because he was told to.

[creativesld]

@TheSilverPhoenix100 you must be the person who disliked

[darkdemonwerewolf]

@TheSilverPhoenix100 I'm a Kefka fan so if I say that Tera isn't one of these then ya she isn't. You can say she is brooding if you want though lets see, oh ya not only is she like that in the game at one point, but she also has a mothering nature. Last time I checked that means try not to fight but lay it all on the line when you have to protect what you care about. Though I have to agree with you about Tidus, "Go back to the beach already." Oh and you forgot about ff11's hero to.

[TheSilverPhoenix100]

@darkdemonwerewolf see terra has a reason why shes so emotional i sympathize with her, and even with squall to a lesser extent. Its people like cloud whos cant get over his past, bartz and zidane who are completly idioctic, and this jack off who got a hard on for the same thing which is gonna pull out his eyes and shove them up his narrow ass so he can watch her beat the crap out of him. I prefer WoL casue he doesnt complain, breakdown and has some level of confidence and Kefka makes this game

[krat0s9001]

@TheSilverPhoenix100 Zidane isn't an idiot bartz is