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  • OMIGODDDDDDD what a bosssss simon issss hi is my idoool

  • "i have waited all my life"

    "its a long life" XD HAHAHAHA.

  • Well, I would believe 35, but this.... COME ON! :D

  • LOL at the quote on his age: "28" HAHAHAHAHAHA

  • Simon

    Is

    Sexy

    ♥

  • really!!! he is an idiot!!!!! he is not 28 cause he dont look like it and he looks old. He knows it

  • This dude is not 28.... i love posers.... 

  • I didn't think he was that bad....... but he was so obviously over 40. Silly man!

  • "when i was a little kid" O.o wtf ppl under their 55's dont say that

  • @Sox2BU Yes they do...

  • I ♥ Simon!

  • @askgodaboutme WHO DOESNT (well i guess the horrible singers lol) :D

  • hahaha The Quotation marks hahahaha

  • This guy was trolling before it was cool!

  • looks 48 to me..... hahahahah

    he talks like 58 to me

  • They've got to semi-script some of this stuff.

  • This song was a bad choice.

  • LOL paula's laugh

  • You know, he had me right up until he said "44". Then I was like "Nnnooooo..." :o

  • simon had his "bitch please" face on

  • what a major set up.

  • Haha Simon was singing HALLELUJAH HALLELUJAH!! hahaha

  • haallelujah. haallelujah xD

  • what the fuck went through his brain when he tried to lie about his age >.>

  • What i can't get around my head...why the hell he lied about his age!

  • @ElsJones94 You have to be 28 or younger to compete.

  • @Kenjamin86 stupid rule! why did they make that rule?

  • Simon" *nodding* "Thats a long life"

  • 44 yrs old hmmmmm that was a no brainer.

  • OMG ROFLMAO

    Uncle Simon, I love you!

  • "I'm 44 and you are older than me" *Simon's feeling young*

    "Okay, I'm an old 44. I'm an old man"

    Hehe ops, Simon XD

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  • Hmm... I think he would have better luck trying to do an impersonation of Bill Clinton. He's got the phony slick character, the voice and face to match.

  • dude is crazy

  • I don't think i was born yet , what a dumbass

  • 1:18 HAHAHA. 

  • i love how 28 was in quotations

  • i love it how in america they all get coke...in england they each get a glass of water ;)

  • @krazylolable not just coke, they also get speed and heroin :P

  • @krazylolable Well, Simon and Randy get Coke. Paula gets vodka and cranberry.

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  • @krazylolable There may be water in the cups, but Coke is a major sponsor, so they have to show it off.

  • @krazylolable

    Its not Coke. Its water. Remember the contestant who tried to spill the glass at Simon? Its water.

  • @krazylolable I love how in America, we don't just sit and talk about how we're better than England. We worry about our own problems, because things actually happen here that we care about. We don't have to look at other countries for entertainment.

  • @krazylolable It's only sponsored by Coke-a-cola. It could be anything in those cups. In fact, there was a whole fiasco involving Paula and her having alcohol in her cup.(Prob the others did too, but she let hers get outta control.)

  • even a blind person can tell that he's NOT 28.. he is/looks obviously in his 40's

  • Fuck, I'm 28 and if I dated that guy- people would think he's my uncle or dad...eww, not cool!

  • W E I R D O O O O O O O O O O O hahahahah

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  • My husband is 46, looks like he's in his 60's

  • @thecolaratlady That's only because love COVERS a multitude of sins...

  • @spacemermaid2012 huh???????????? What does that have to do with my hubby looking so much older then he really is?

  • @thecolaratlady so your saying your husband looks old?!?

  • god how awkward would it be if he was 28?

  • @mashovie

    the only one who wouldn't have seen it awkward would have been his doctor..

  • lol Hallelujah Hallelujah xD

  • I think he's just poor in Math.

  • I love the quotation marks around 28 at 1:37

  • @PhoebeChanz

    what do u mean?

  • @PhoebeChanz hahahaha wow

  • @PhoebeChanz Haha brilliant

  • @PhoebeChanz lol nice detail there

  • @PhoebeChanz Made my day! :)

  • he probably would have made it if he didn't lie about his age if he was going to lie about his age he could have at least made a good one it was obvious he was no where NEAR 28 if your 44 just say your 44 there's a no age limit on the show for a reason all he did is embarrass himself on national tv

  • @Epurope there actually is an age limit its' 28 thats why he chose 28 as his age

  • @N1ghtM4re115 oh i didn't know that now i feel stupid lol i guess i was thinking it was like the same rules as the x factor because they let anybody any age audition

  • I still not convince he is 48, should be 50+

  • this guy has a hot anus

  • I was thinking 50 something

  • Looks more like 48.

  • Go simon that guy is just a lousy liar and he shouldnt have even got on the show but good job simon

  • When was this taped? If it was taped in 2010, then he should have been born in 1982 to be 28, not 1976. He's not only a bad liar, he's bad at math too. lol

  • @ALLINKNOTS This wasn't filmed in 2010. This is from 2004. I saw this season, only one I watched lol.

  • @ALLINKNOTS If my math is correct it would have been filmed in 2004. Simon is now 52 so this was filmed 8 years ago, which from 1976-2004 is 28 years. :)

  • @ALLINKNOTS I think it's filmed in 2004, & has been uploaded in 2010.

  • @ALLINKNOTS If it was 2004, it would be. 

  • @ALLINKNOTS

    maybe it was taped in 2004

  • @ALLINKNOTS Simon said he was 44, he's more than 50 years old now so this was taped a while back

  • @ALLINKNOTS and simon too! because simon didnt say nothing when he said that! LOL

  • @ALLINKNOTS This was clearly six years ago since Cowell is 52 and now and says he's 44 in this video. The math adds up if you take two seconds to do the research.

  • @ariexmae .....and if YOU took two seconds to do the research you'd find that several people have already informed of this. I didn't care enough to do the research before commenting- I really didn't think it would offend anyone, but apparently it did.

  • @ALLINKNOTS are you thick or stupid ? obviously not in 2010 it probs was shot in early 2000's! & that guy is deffo not 28 years old more like in his late 50's!

  • @thewkproductionz Are you thick or stupid? DUH- I know the guy doesn't look 28, look at what I wrote in my comment- or can't you read?

  • @ALLINKNOTS This waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasent taped 2010... Its pretty old its from 2004

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  • @ALLINKNOTS Paula was there, so it was before then.

  • @ALLINKNOTS Simon Cowell recently turned 50 so this was taped 6 years ago...

  • @ALLINKNOTS I guess it might be form 2004, it could not be 2010 since Paula Abdul was a jugde till 2009

  • @ALLINKNOTS it wasnt 2010 because Simon Kowel was at The X Factor UK in 2010

  • Age: "28" HAHAHAHAHA!

  • Simon makes pit stains look like it's just a part of his swaggggg.

  • The quotation marks around 28 makes the lie funnier.

  • @triziajk

    totally noticed that and laughed.

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  • You better run girl, Im much to hung girl.........

  • Well now that Simon brought the X Factor to the US, maybe he can audition again in front of Simon...

  • Failing in suckup and lying

  • Hurts to know the truth, young girl get out of my mind. How ironic lol.

  • If you have to lie about your age go the other way. Tell them your 80.

  • 1:40 I love how his age in quotes, lol.

  • he was born is 76, so he should be 34 at that time

  • Liar, liar pants on fire. :)

  • i thought he could pass for 29 but 28 just pushing it

  • @NoycieBrv No way. He looks like he's in his late 40s.

  • @ALLINKNOTS it was a joke mate

  • its a long life! hahaha

  • Got Talent show is better then idol crap

  • 28...? More like 48...! lmao

  • wach it down there im britsh and i hate when people talk bloody ******* on the internet its ment for entertainment not fights thats what bars are for

  • for simon being 44 then he was hot and now he's 52 and he's sexy the older the better lmfao :D

  • @Penguin15musiclover Simon...sexy? Did you swallow rotten crackers? O_O

  • age "28"....lol, its like Misty from The Weakest Link

  • hes looks like 50 lol

  • Why on earth lie and say he is 28, when he is 44? I mean, he doesn't even look in his 30's. Perhaps 39 or maybe 38 at best. He just proved he is one lousy liar. lol

  • @MrMetallidude the same reason he thought he could audition succesfully for this competition; He is not right in the head

  • @zangiefsagat Right on.

  • Uncle Simon ♥

  • lol XD Simon: HALLELUJAH! HALLELUJAH!

  • Simon rules! Yeah! He is awesome!

  • if he was born in 1976 he would 34 lol

  • @nerfermodder im sure this was fillmed several years ago. 

  • if he drink 10 beers and smoked 2 packs of red marlboros each day of his live since he was 7 years old, he might be 28

  • @Calinn86 lol, very true.

  • Ohhh Simon is so smart,just love him :)

  • And by the way wow really what a rare visionary Simon Cowell is. Does he have a crystal ball or something?

    Just lemme get back in a min to change my pants.

    Come on you can see that is guy is way over 40 with that reddish alcoholic face without being a genius.

    How did this F even dare to lie he is 28?!

  • @JackelopePrincess oops, you're right. I am mathematically so dumb. 

  • 1:40 they put his age as "28" lol

    ...o wait just noticed @xCarlosKidx posted that too lmao

  • What the hell?? Biggest load of shit! 28 my ass

  • Hahahaha. I love Simon.(;

  • @OmsoiTekken yeah i kinda commented before i found that out lol

  • wow. americans.... gtfo??

  • @HeadStrongKid29 You mad bro? If not for America you wouldn't have AC current. Or the internet. Get a new hobby hater.

  • @msbensucks That would be a grave overstatement.

  • @Madbastard666 Do indulge. Ac current invented by Nikoli Tesla, an America inventor, The history of the internet is easy to research. Please explain. 

  • @msbensucks The Nicola Tesla who was born in Serbia, and lived a considerable part of his life (i.e. studies) in Europe, before emigrating you mean?

    The contribution of Tesla to today's electricity was made possible only after researching and inventing a ton of other related stuff (which wasn't Tesla's work, but his fellow predecessors), the internet was also made possible only after getting a hang of computers, and the parts in those comps were american inventions only in small part.

  • @Madbastard666 America provided that platform for his creativity, that's why he came here. You don't even have an argument, why are you typing? Hard fail man. - The household computer was invented in America. Again you really have no argument you just need a new hobby. Get off the bandwagon man.

  • @msbensucks Most of those parts were developed in Japan for example, and most of that work was based on previous european patents and researches, which if connected together stretch back hundreds (or even more venturously millennias) of years.

    As much as you may not like it, the cradle of the civilization as we experience it today evolved by far predominantly in Europe both in time span and overall contribution to the matter.

  • @Madbastard666 spot on...the problem is..the people on this forum trying to argue what you are saying are 12 year olds on there mommy and daddy's computer and they just googled tesla. This means they instantly know everything about him...its the 12 yr old way man!!! but spot on you are very knowledgeable and it shows a great deal!

  • @rylandorr I don't think you could get his penis further down you're throat. Prove me wrong.

  • @Madbastard666 Again another useless comment with nothing to respond too, Electricity was invented in America. The household computer was invented in America. My main points still stand as you dribble on. Who mentioned the "cradle of the civilization"? You mean the greeks? We are talking about ac and dc currents, as well as the household computer. Not the "cradle of the civilization". It's you who stretches things out to make a useless point, not I.

  • @Madbastard666 Maybe if you could stay on topic I could take you seriously, my original points still stands,mentioning that these vague " parts" that where developed in japan is irrelevant, its an american product. Japan is very US friendly and we share many products. You made literally no point. Also saying that patents for electricity and the home computer go back hundreds of years is absolutely silly. How does one even respond to that?

  • @msbensucks 'How does one even respond to that?'

    Like an idiot does, and like you just did, 3 times in a row.

    So, again... Tesla? American? Hm?

    Who's failing what?

  • @Madbastard666 Actually i didn't respond to it, i addressed the other subjects, maybe you should take a basic English class.

  • @Madbastard666 Tesla became an American citizen, American is not a race, its a nationality, just like Europe is not a country, its a continent. Are you learning yet?

  • @msbensucks So the laughable time span of the US being at kind of the top of the food chain is nothing if compared to Europe's intellectual dominancy which maybe dated back to no less then 3000 years (>150-200 years). If more audacious, then 4000 years.

    The only thing that you can give account to the US for is plain brain theft. As the patent boom in US was mostly thanks to fresh immigrants.

    In the end there's no point of being so proud of being able to assemble stuff that comes from elsewhere.

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  • @Madbastard666 You wouldn't be on the internet if not for America. Nor would you have electricity. So sit in your lighted room as you access the internet and talk shit about America. You're the kind of piece of shit that thinks the world owes him a favor.

  • @msbensucks The world maybe doesn't owe me anything (it has given me maybe too much already), but you certainly do:

    SUCK MY BALLS!

  • @Madbastard666 I'm sure it has, as i am sure you're a delusional leech who lives off government welfare. Anyway- You've shown how stupid you are through your incoherent nonsensical ramblings and transparent display of the education of an eleven year old. Next time you attempt to prove someone wrong, bring facts.

  • @Madbastard666 The only thing "audacious" here is that you think Europe is a country. You're comparing a country to a continent. Sorry but you're an uneducated tard, get a new hobby and jump off the America hate bandwagon.

  • @msbensucks Listen tard, I am in Europe, and when I say Europe, I don't have to be necessarily precise about which country I am talking about.

    And all that rambling that I've replied you the first time, doesn't mean I think Europe is a country, I said Europe, because those countries that formed it, and that formed our history weren't all 'nig' at the same time.

    Like first Greece, then Italy, then Turkey, then Germany, then France, then Italy again...

  • @msbensucks Instead of listing them, it is easier to say Europe, because even being kingdoms, republics, states apart, their history is sealed together, because of the geographical vicinity.

    Now won't you fuckhead teach me anything from the other side of the world, about my own homeland.

    And now fuck off for real, not wasting anymore comments on ya asshole.

  • @Madbastard666 You're an idiot lol.

  • At least I am not a retarded stalker who tries to play big boy on youtube sending loads of replies on topic and in PM, just to reassure his own miserable existence about the fact(?) that he lives in the 'best country in the world'.

    If I am such an unintelligent lowlife, how come you are wasting that precious time of yours on me? You could be saving babies instead, Sgt. Rock.

    It's your job to reassure yourself about stuff like this if you don't have enuff confidence fucker. Go on and play.

  • @Madbastard666 Oh look, another paragraph of total fail. You're still wrong and I'm still right.

  • 'You're still wrong and I'm still right.'

    Keep on singing that in your head bitch boy...

    That won't make you right...

    You act like if we were in kindergarten.

    Heard a couple of guys saying they can beat the crap outta me online already, none of them showed up, whenever it was even possible to make an arrangement over the internet about a time and place.

    So keep running your mouth, and keep thinking you're Batman until your teeth aren't smashed in unexpectedly.

  • @Madbastard666 I would never lose a fight to a pansy like you. All you know how to do is take a picture of yourself in the mirror like a female. Don't know who you think you're intimidating. Its pussies like you who talk big and back down. So why would I " unexpectedly" have my teeth smashed? The only person i have made a fool of is you and trust me boy, you aren't beating my ass ever.

  • @Madbastard666 Oh and you're still wrong and I'm still right.

  • @Madbastard666 Yeah, you posted egotistical pictures of yourself, and label yourself a bodybuilder as public information, and someone is stalking you. Listen boy, you're a little faggot from head to toe, I could beat the shit out of you in a heartbeat, and obviously you have nothing of intelligence to say, so good bye.

  • @Madbastard666 If English is your first language you fail as a human being. See ya around " bodybuilder". Lol faggot.

  • I am glad you took the time to look after me, and you made me curious about that page I long forgot and you discovered.

    Well if you would have been such an intelligent boy Batman, then you'd have noticed that is simply a 'body type' question on which it insisted. And of all the possibilities that there have been to chose, my body type resembled the one it called body builder the most. Been doing that too as complementary besides other trainings, so?

  • @Madbastard666 You're delusional if you think you have the body of a bodybuilder. Just like you're delusional about everything else you say. You're an all around douche bag.

  • @msbensucks Does that hurt your feelings that much, that there are people who take time to look after themselves and do sports?

    Can ya still see your own dick under that fat belly that stinks of jizz?

    And no, english isn't my first language mudface.

    How's momma?

  • @Madbastard666 Haha how am i batman? thats weird, anyway im bigger and in better shape than you, you're small. All you do is lift weights, you don't know shit about playing sports, I guarantee all you've ever done is play soccer.

  • @msbensucks Yes? I weigh approximately 240 lb now, and am 6'2 high. So how big are ya Batman? Lemme see a photo of my saviour please...

    Sure that isn't the biggest ever, but sheer size is the last thing I count on when getting into a fight. I'd much more count on the 15+ years of various fighting sports/martial arts I've been training.

    And those photos are still old, I understand they deeply hurt your self-esteem, but man get over it finally. And also get over about Tesla ya prick.