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  • this is by the same guy who gave elmo a gun right?

  • I'd rather hunt with Dick Cheney than drive with Ted Kennedy .....but this is a funny song.

  • i lost it at "run away, run away from the vice president"

  • Shh, I'm hunting shitheads.

  • Hilarious

    The original song is great too

  • thumbs up if your never going hunting with dick cheney

  • @tylerdeathflame I would.The time spent with him would be better than if I'd spent it with a lawyer who never met a payroll in the real world instead of being a communtiy activist.

  • To bad he did not shoot back at cheney, maybe the Special Op's folks should vist cheney now, LMFAO.

  • calgary - aschewitz -not not good for yooouuuuuuu

    extinction of animals, 

  • @Ozzmaster2112 janes got a gun

  • What was the original song?

  • @Ozzmaster2112 janey's got a gun from aerosmith

  • How about this, both parteis are fuckin' wack, thumbs up for the libertarians. Woooohooo! Lol

  • @DeAdiSSu3 Fuck the libertarians. They are a stones toss away from being total anarchists. You have an all about me only and every man for himself mentality that does not work in any society. The only that is possible is if you live by yourself where you are your own government.

  • 1:44 Look, kids! It's Captain Underpants!

  • This was funny!

  • WOW, sounds just like Steven Tyler.

  • I hope no one goes hunting with him. It's hilarious.

  • ROFL!! I love the way that he misses the quail every time. Sort of like the gopher at the end of "Caddyshack."

    That whole stupid episode was grossly mishandled, and if Cheney hadn't tried to cover it up, it would have been a minor story. The lawyer was Republican, after all, and wasn't killed.

  • Cindy Sheehan better run....lmfao!!!

  • perfect!!! absolutely perfect!!!

  • Omg I'm Lmfao here.

  • the new, evil version of elmer fudd

  • OMFING GOD...LOL

  • they got it wrong! it wasn't CHENEY, it was JOE BIDEN! he was hoping to save the country from Obama bin Laden!

  • lmaoo

  • lmaoo

  • RUN AWAY, RUUUN AWAY FROM THE VICE PRESIDENT, RUN AWAY, RUUN AWAY, RUN AWAY FROM DICK CHENEY!

  • Funniest ever! I wish it was "a certent liberal who i dont like" I will not disclose his name because I would be tracked down and arrested! LOL Ooops i probably just gave it away!

  • Funny as hell i love it!!

  • Look up chenies got a gun!

  • cheney is crazy!!!

  • I love Bob Rivers!

  • Sounds like Cheech.

  • Too effing funny!!!!!!!

  • He doesn't hunt animals.he HUNTS PEOPLE.

  • @MegaJAwesome the most dangerous game

  • "Be vewy vewy quite, I'm hunting libewals"

  • @cha5

    Liberals? In AMERICA? Hah! There's only mono-socialists looking to sabotage the constitution through propaganda...

  • @TheFacelessActivist WHAAAAUUUUAAGHT!?

  • @KayoteThunder

    A mono-socialist is one who wants to change a people rather than a government. Republicans wants to cram their bible down people's throats, and democrats wants to cram their pretentious hipster (note: Hipster, not hippie) bullshit down people's throats.

    None of the parties fulfill their oath, which is to "Defend the constitution.", Republicans hates the first and fourth amendment, and democrats hates the second and fourth one.

  • @TheFacelessActivist Well I am a member of the socialist party and the goal is not to change the people. I often run into people who do not know what socialism is.

  • @KayoteThunder

    I know what "Social" is, "Social-ism-" is based on the concept of "Social", so when someone's mono-social, as in "Partially" or "Not fully" socialist, that means they have the same methodical conceptions or idealism as stereotypical socialists.

    I'm not saying all socialists are bad, or associated with Hitler, or whatever, but, it does take a certain level of incompetence to -unintentionally- become partially socialist, especially whilst denouncing it.

  • @KayoteThunder So what is the goal of the "socialist" party? I'd really like to know, because it seems to me that socialists are trying to force me to pay for the guy down the street who's too fuckin' lazy to get a job....

  • @DeAdiSSu3 You have no idea what socialism is about if that is what you believe. First of all Socialism aims to make sure everyone has enough wealth to survive and live off and contribute to their nation. Having no job will not land you any wealth to live off of or contribute to your nation. There are also job placement programs which will force you into a job if you cannot find one on your own for whatever reason. So please do not judge what you do not understand. You will only look like a fool

  • @KayoteThunder From my perspective, however, all your "party" has tried to do is shit on the constitution, pass bogus gun laws, and take my hard-earned money and give it to people who'd rather sell drugs or pump out ten kids so that they have an excuse as to why they're allowed to mooch off of society rather than earn a living. You honestly think people where I live even know what a "job placement program" is? No, they just apply for welfare. Your party is running this country into the ground.

  • @DeAdiSSu3 My party!? My party is not even in power you dumbass! A socialist nation has limits on how many children a family can have you moron! Look around you in the world. Do you see socialist nations where families have more than 3 to 4 children? no you do not because that does not exist. Like I said before. You know nothing about socialism. If you do not know about something, then shut the fuck about it before you just make yourself look like a fool.

  • @DeAdiSSu3 As for those lazy bums as you call them. Maybe they cannot find a job because this bullshit corporatist nation has no jobs for them. Look at what the so called "bailout" did. That was supposed to pay off the debts of big businesses so they could have money to pay and higher their employees to help stimulate the economy and rebuild the and strengthen the nation. And what did they do? They took the bailout money and pocketed it! They still hire no one, but instead they outsourcethejobs

  • @DeAdiSSu3 That is the beauty of your corporatism "capitalism." way of government. You have no jobs and no wealth because your business outsource the jobs to other nations and pay them peanuts. You are doing this and creating that problem yourselves.

  • @KayoteThunder And hey, i'm not gunna argue with you about the whole "money" situation and the bailouts, etc....the fact is, this country was founded on the basis of freedom, and what your party is doing is stripping all of us of our freedoms one by one. I'm not even a republican or democrat, but capitalism is better than socialism because we still remain free in every way, not bound by law to pay for everyone else like your party wants us to.

  • @DeAdiSSu3 how the fuck is a chain of large corporations chaining you down by making it difficult to climb the social ladder freedom? Wall street works with banks to lend out crooked deals to the middle class to slam them into debt. One you are in debt they own you. They are free to pick your pocket and take from you no more than a common thief. You call jobless people lazy bums well the fact is. Those fucks that pull these strings are the ones are "lazy bums" because they love offtheworking man

  • @DeAdiSSu3 how the fuck is a chain of large corporations chaining you down by making it difficult to climb the social ladder freedom? Wall street works with banks to lend out crooked deals to the middle class to slam them into debt. One you are in debt they own you. They are free to pick your pocket and take from you no more than a common thief. You call jobless people lazy bums well the fact is. Those fucks that pull these strings are the ones are "lazy bums" because they live offtheworking man

  • @KayoteThunder Are you seriously gunna blame "large corporations" for people not being able to "climb the social ladder"?? Typical excuse, coming from someone as narrow-minded as you. People get THEMSELVES into debt, and it's not my problem, i'm not in any debt and i'm middle-class....maybe those people who take loans should be sure they can pay the money back, dumbass. As for socialism/communism, socialism is the economic basis for communism, they go hand-in-hand, so go fuck yourself.

  • @DeAdiSSu3 Socialism is not the economic basis for communism you idiot. Socialism came later then communism. Socialism is basically a more capitalist version of what communism is. Look at nations like England and Canada for example. Narrow minded? I am not the one blaming the fall of a nation on a political party that doesn't even EXIST in that country! They have no choice to accept those loans. I am not talking about loans like going to the bank and just asking for cash. I mean house mortgages.

  • @KayoteThunder I never said a "communist" party existed here, i'm just making fun of you. You just said that socialism is "basically" a more capitalist version of communism anyway....whatever you call it and however you wanna put it, your party and it's views will always do alot more damage to our country than straight up capitalism. Go back to history class if you don't agree. I don't care, you go ahead and believe whatever you want but i'm just letting you know that you're wrong, that's all.

  • @DeAdiSSu3 So now all of the sudden you do not care? You refused to talk about the "money" side of things. Now all of the sudden you simply do not care. LOL! Funny how people act when they cannot admit they are wrong. You made several false accusations on socialism and cannot even admit it.

  • @KayoteThunder I meant I do not care what you believe, again, you misunderstood.

  • @DeAdiSSu3 You obviously care if you bothered to respond. Then claim you do not care when you have shown how little you know. I told you in the beginning. "Do not speak about what you do not know because you will only make yourself look like a fool." You did not take my advice and look what happened?

  • @DeAdiSSu3 I'm wrong? History tells that we were fine and OTHER people had the problem with us! Of course you will find flaws in socialism but that is just common sense. Political parties are formed by people and people are flawed. So obviously nothing is going to be perfect. I have paid attention in my history class. Have you?

  • @KayoteThunder What does that even mean? "History tells us that we were fine and other people had the problem with us"....can you explain that for me? I don't see how that pertains to anything, or even makes sense in this conversation. And btw I already have armor peircing NATO rounds, about two thousand rounds actually, 7.62 x 39 and another thousand rounds of 5.56, but i'm concerened about the principle of the matter. The "left" has no right to pass some of the laws they've tried to pass.

  • @DeAdiSSu3 And why do you need them? That is against the law for very good reasons that you possibly do not understand. The "left" are nothing compared what the "right" is and has done and always tries to pass. You bitch about freedom this and freedom that but when it comes to taking other peoples freedoms away you and the "right" don't give a flying fuck.

  • @KayoteThunder I'm not a member of either party, maybe you missed that post.

  • @KayoteThunder Lol, look man, i'm not saying I need them, alot of those rounds are old and rotting in storage in cali. My old man bought alot of them in germany and texas throughout the 80's, but anyway, what are these things that the "right" did in the history of our country that are so terrible?

  • @DeAdiSSu3 Well I suppose if you have them locked away safe from any lunatic then whatever. I already mentioned several things the right wing has done.

  • @KayoteThunder I was about to let it go, but there it is again. That way of thinking....what is that? Why do you feel it's up to you to decide whether it's right or wrong to have that many rounds of ammo laying around or locked away? It's not for you to decide. Come on, you gotta admit, just because you feel that there's no real reason for me to have that much ammo doesn't mean I shouldn't be allowed to have it....i'm not sure where you live but down here, it's the fuckin' wild west/south lol

  • @DeAdiSSu3 And how the fuck is it the wild west? Are their indians and bandits attacking you left and right? Are you mr.billy bad ass the bounty hunter? No you are not. You are not in the wild west. You are in modern day America where a civilian is a civilian and a police officer is an officer and a soldier is a soldier. I did not say it was bad for you to own that stuff. All I said was if it is locked away safely then whatever. I and many other would not want that in the wrong hands.

  • @KayoteThunder Good thing it's not for you or any others to decide then, isn't it. I live in a place where if you don't own any weapons, you're at least twice as likely to get robbed, murdered, or both. Maybe you need a reality check, life isn't peaches n fuckin' cream, every other person around is looking to get one over on you where i'm at. Apparently we live worlds apart in the same country, so to speak. You seem pretty sheltered.

  • @DeAdiSSu3 Well I am safe because of the fact that we collect taxes from everyone and redistribute those taxes to provide a police force. I am also safe because many people in the community do not need to commit crimes because they have jobs and can afford the things they need for the most part. We have jobs because we went to school which was also funded by taxes collected from people and redistributed back to the people. This system is dying though because of assholes.

  • @KayoteThunder Idk....cops around here aren't out to serve & protect, they're out to fulfill their quota. Seriously. Not joking about that, it's pretty bad. Yes, I seem like I need to move and that's because I do need to move. I get the feeling that my "every man for himself-all about me" attitude is because I live in fear of both cops and criminals every day lol i'm not a shitty person, or a stupid person like you may think. I've just been stuck in hell my whole life, i'm not even from here.

  • @DeAdiSSu3 Dude that sucks. Sorry if I came off as a dickhead but politics gets me fired up. Yeah those cops don't belong in that line of work if that is how they behave. They sound like they belong in a fuckin mcdonalds just waiting for their shifts to end.

  • @KayoteThunder It's all good, man. Hey search "woman beaten off camera" on youtube, the first two vids are the same woman. That's my friend's mom in the vids, she's a good person. Gives you a taste of what could happen to anyone around here, and yes, that guy works at mcdonald's now haha

  • @DeAdiSSu3 You seem like you need to move.

  • @KayoteThunder haha good point, i've been trying to move for about five years now.

  • @DeAdiSSu3 I will not fuck myself. I go fuck other people because that is what I do.

  • @DeAdiSSu3 Your capitalist system is taking more and more rights from the people and making them down payments. Look at Ronald Reagan for example. He made the public school systems into a pile of shit and shut down many mental institutions and just threw the inmates out onto the streets which just added more % of homeless people. He reduced the food budget for them and even claimed that "ketchup is a vegetable." So they get much of the nutrients they need. Republicans wanteverythingtobepurchased

  • @DeAdiSSu3 Socialism does not rob you of freedom. Many nations are socialists and they have much more freedoms then we do.Name one example of how socialism will take your freedom. You already are bound by law to pay for others dumbass!Your tax dollars go to PUBLIC Police! PUBLIC Firefighters! PUBLIC Libraries!PUBLIC Schools!PUBLIC roads! Water safety regulations. The FDA to make sure your food is safe to eat! There are many more examples. You hate socialism!? Then do not use the things I listed.

  • @DeAdiSSu3 Gun laws? Socialism offers guns to people! Many socialist nations have MANDATORY MILITARY training for all youth as young as 16 years old! Unlike many morons we teach RESPONSIBILITY to handle such firearms. If you have an issue with gun laws take up with the democrats and the idiot republicans who give guns a foul name.

  • @KayoteThunder I'm not talking about other countries, i'm talking about OUR country, and i'm sure you know, "socialists" and "democrats" go hand-in-hand on our soil. I'm not really sure how republicans give guns a foul name in your opinion, but foul name or not, it's the "left" (democrats/socialists/COMMUNIS­TS/whatever) that spit on the constitution by trying to tell me how many bullets i'm allowed by law to have in one clip, or which guns I can and cannot buy....

  • @DeAdiSSu3 "(democrats/socialists/COMMUNI­S­TS/whatever)" do not lump all those titles together you fuckin moron. Socialism is totally different from a democrat. A socialist is not a communist. Those are completely different things. The government will regulate laws on guns as long as there exists idiots who are not responsible enough to handle them. It seems you are on of those morons if you are asking for a larger clip size when the standard issue is already enough. You are not a soldier.

  • @KayoteThunder By the way, just thought i'd mention the facts that you misunderstood my arguement on the gun laws. I never asked for larger clips. I just don't think the entire U.S. should be punished for a few people's fuck-ups having to do with guns. They themselves should be punished, not the rest of us, that's how it works. At least that's how it SHOULD work. If everyone in the U.S. owned a firearm, break-ins/car-jackings/robberi­es would go down to almost 0% from what it's at right now.

  • @DeAdiSSu3 That is a stupid argument because all that will cause is more homicide. How the fuck are you being punished? You can buy a gun. Just because you cannot buy a fully automatic machine gun with armor piercing NATO rounds does not mean you are being punished. That is just a common sense law. Civilians have no need to be armed like they are a soldier.

  • @KayoteThunder Who they hell are you to decide what guns I can and cannot have? That's just another example of how your views are going to affect my freedoms. Let me give you an example, Ted Nugent ( yes, the musician ) was mayor of a town in ohio and he made it manditory that all civilians in that town had at least one gun per household. Guess what, crime went down by so much you'd feel RETARDED if you looked up the stats. Nobody wants to break into a home when they know a gun is present.

  • @DeAdiSSu3 Do not use "COMMUNISM" Like it is such an ugly word if you know nothing about that either. 

  • Haha....

  • LMAO. I never would have thot Cheneys instead of Janie's (Jamies?)

  • lol he's creepy

  • EPIC

  • First off: god42069 is a waste of space. I won't waste any more time on him/her/it/whatever then what it took to type this about him/her/it/whatever.

    Second of all: enigma2488, you don't deserve to take threats from anyone because you are a human being. But for your own good, please work on your grammar. It is hard to get a point across if you come off sounding ignorant. A simple copy and paste to Word will help with the longer comments. Use the spell-checker until you improve.

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  • dick cheney's got a gun XD

  • god42069 your what Bil O'rielly calls a pinhead.

  • GOP the Culture of Curruption!

  • I'd rather hunt with Cheney than drive with any Kennedy.

  • @LivingCrusader You've got that right!

  • This shit is too funny....and I'm a republican....

  • god42069, you're an idiot.

    You're sitting here, with grammar errors aplenty, talking trash about someone else's grammar. You're talking about his capitalization, and you're screwing up (more than once) on your own.

    Also, I think you meant to say that you'll go to your own house and rape YOUR sister, not his, considering, you know, you're a hick.

    I'm just saying, maybe you'd have better grammar if you'd take your fingers out of your sister and typed with BOTH hands. - black guy

  • you know I'm not gonna waste my breath you this clown who makes empty threats because of a mis-capitalization, it's simple grow the fuck up you fucking racist.

  • dude looks like an Evil Elmer Fudd.

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  • First and formost, I'am not a Nigger, your mouth is trying to set us back 147, I'am an African American and Indeed proud of my ethnicity, the threats you dare to pose against me and my family are mear threats and nothing more because deep down you are terrified of ethincities you will be really doom when one day you are taken out by your own ethincity and if so you will sadly learn that you've left this world relizing that you are as much hate by your ethinic, while you hate others, Hypocrite.

  • @god4206 GORDON-THE-INTERN SAID: Bob has been very happily exclusive with his wife Lisa for several years now. I doubt he's effing anyone's sister.

  • @god42069 You must be very, very, very stoopid because you used the f-word 9 times in that scentence. its not even a word. dude looks like is merley three words and nowhere near a complete question.the president of the united states is black, fyi, and my best friend is black. you can comment on my spelling and grammer because i dont really care. you need to get zoned out.

  • Too funny!!!

  • I thought of this title before I even knew it existed. Never wrote a whole parody, though.

  • LMAO! awesome vid.

  • lolcheney

  • ur fly is open at 1:43

  • i think everyone knows that!!!!!!!

  • lol this video is very funny. i added it to my favs.

  • He took some shots at the Constitution, too

  • Quayle and Barbra had a love child hence the hunting. Theyre still friends,nobody died and we all had a good laugh.

  • I guess I'm a cheney fan and did not know it . I like anyone that shoots lawyer's .

  • I'm a Cheney fan and this is hilarious. "Run away, run away from the Vice-President, yeah, yeah ,yeah!"

  • dicks a real dick

  • yur a dick

  • y dont u go suck dicks dick

  • wait instead of sending u.s troops as the main invasion into countries it could be dick cheny as the main entry force

  • I think there is a Geneva Convention against shooting everyone in the face.

  • lol

  • in the words of lewis black:

    "you dont hunt for quail! you may track quail, you may walk behind quail wondering what kind of miserable fuck existence you have. THEY BARELY FUCK FLY!"

  • Maybe he thought he was hunting Quayle?

  • @cf80to01 LOL! Dude/Chick - You're funny :)

  • @cf80to01 lol and I could imagine one of his hunting buddies freaking out saying omg someone shot Quayle. then him responding did I get one what's everyone freaking out about.

    then his buddies are like no ya idiot ya shot Dan

  • @cf80to01 Oh! That's bad! Bad pun! Bad Pun! BAD PUN!

  • Don't even get me started on Cheney and Halliburton!!!

  • Everyone in America loves Dick Cheney as long as he's shooting and killing abroad. However, when its American's turn to have the gun put on them they get upset.

  • Dick Cheney is the weapon of mass destructions, dude.

  • dick cheney pays me me to fellate me daily.

  • So you admit to seeking out sexual favors from other men.

  • Well we've all gotta survive somehow in this cold cruel world truxton.I let Dick do his thing while I pretend its Jessica Biel and you pretend its chocolate when you felch george bush..It all works.Its hard sometimes but I get payed a pretty penny to stay in that dungeon at the blackwater complex!

  • On your knees, right?

  • no Dicks the one on his knees.Its actually not that bad when he takes his teeth out.

  • does anyone know the title to the bob rivers song where it parodies bing crosby and david bowie? the song about a washed up heavy metal guitarist and bing crosby...if someone could send me the link that would be awesome.

  • :-p

  • lmao

  • 1:40

    His fly's down!

  • Elmer Fudd the later years!

  • This sounds like something Weird Al Yankovic would sing.

  • bob rivers always does stuff up the right way extremley funny

  • am i the only one who thinks he kinda looks like elmer fudd here?

  • no u arent

  • didnt think so!

  • lmao nice

  • The epic undone fly of DOOM!!!!!

  • Go Bob Rivers, I love when they come over to my house with their guitar and play for us.

  • Shotgunned!

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  • "Had"? Are you speaking from beyond the grave? A past life?

  • The Republicans' laissez-faire policies allowed CEOs to claim their multimillion-dollar golden parachutes, it's the republicans fault and they are to blame!

  • Cheney blew the Towers and Rush has blown him in return.

    ho hum...

  • war now

    more war

  • hilarious! this guy sounds like steven tyler. i'm impressed.

  • Thank God this man is out of Office.

  • Thank God BOTH of those Idiots are out of Office. seriously, those two embarassed our country.

  • At least we weren't heading towards socialism while they were in office. Obama sucks and so does the democratic congress. They're responsible for the economy, not Bush.

  • I'd prefer Imperialism :P. but seriously Bush = Worst President since Nixon. Obama = overhyped president. treating him like a messiah. and I didn't like him changing the abortion Policy.

  • I think both Democrats and Republicans are to blame for this crisis. The Democrats' too lenient policies allowed for the subprime mortgage crisis. The Republicans' laissez-faire policies allowed CEOs to claim their multimillion-dollar golden parachutes. Which party you think is more responsible, I'll let you decide for yourself.

    Either way, we should not be pointing fingers. Instead, we should be focusing on finding a solution.

  • @lingomaniac88 The Democrats were in control of the house and Senate during the Bush years????? The mortgage crisis happen during who's administration ling??? Really, you seriously want to pin that on the Dems. WOW, you speak like a true Republican. Making up your own facts. Lol!!! Anyways... nice vid. It's about THAT DICK cheney getting away with aggravated assault!

  • True.

  • where have u been the past 8 years?

  • cheny's got a gun

  • Yes we know. Lol,just kiding. :-)

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • hysterical! has any other VP shot someone?

  • Actually Aaron Burr, he killed Alexander Hamilton. Cheney has killed our rights

  • funneeeeee!

  • GREAT voice impersonation, great take on Janie's Got A Gun. Cheney's Got A Gun! FUNNY!!!