I hear in the states you only think we've got fosters in Australia. But no we got tonnes of beers. We got coopers, cascades, start going down on a dick sort of get it at the back of your throat, sort of feel the mushroom bopping in the back there, munch it down with your teeth there, you got toohys, you got bogs, yea we got tonnes of beers
@MistrzKubica Years and years ago we did sell Fosters here but it soon went out of business cause most of us Aussie hate the taste of that shit. So they peddle it to overseas markets and claim it's still an Aussie favourite. The truth is, we don't drink that shit anymore here.
Man as far as I know we don't sell that shit anymore here (Fosters). It was the 'face' of Australian beers though in movies like Crocodile Dundee but come on - that stuff is yucky. We don't really have a name for beer here unless you just say 'booze'. It also depends on which beer the person in question likes. You may find a person who prefers VB and they will say it's Australian for beer. Others will say XXXX is Australian for beer. I say who gives a fuck? VB, XXXX - I don't care I drink both.
Please Aussie macro beer drinkers hear me when i say, you do not have to accept the cabbage and soda water swill that the likes of VB, Tooheys, XXXX etc continue to push upon you!
I guess if you drink beer to " fit in with the crowd " these flavourless bland beers my do it for you. There are so many better choices, Coopers pale is my staple and a great beer, but boags, cascade, james squire, matilda bay, and little creatures are superior in everyway. Open your tastebuds!
you should have put the beers in unmarked cups switched em around then tried them. or had other australians try them. now that would have been a test. it would be funny as hell if you found some australians doggin it then ended up picking it without knowing.
@lh97701 But it would be easy to taste which is which. I mean as soon as you take a swig of Fosters and you get a piss taste in your mouth you instantly recognise it as Fosters and vomit it back up.
Until i came to aus i thought ozy drink only fosters...thats how they have convinced us in india...after i came here i found ozy wont touch even it is for free!!!!
All been said and done, I'd drink a Fosters any day over a VB or XXXX Gold, the later being extra vile. Boags, Carlton and Swan Draught are the better of the standard Aussie Lagers. Emu Bitter is actually a Bitter Lager unlike Victoria Bitter and if I choose to slum it then I'll drink Emu Export.
Coopers is another story all together. Coopers unique thick bready Ales are the closest thing to an identifiable Australian Beer style out there (well to be proud of). More points again for it affordability. As for Standard Aussie Lagers, Boags Draught is clearly the best in quality. After that your into Premium (real, not Crown Lager) and Boutique Brewery territory where the real champs are like Little Creatures, Murrays, Grand Ridge, Colonial, Matilda Bay, James Squire, Redoak, Feral etc.
Foster is just another mass produced standard range skunky tasting, cabbage smelling Australian Lager. It gets such a poor rap because it like it's sister brew "Crown Lager" (whom many suspect is actually exported as Fosters) are the only Australian beers advertised under such outlandishly bold claims. Fosters isn't really that different to the likes of VB, Toohey New, Swan Daught, West End Draught, XXXX Bitter, Emu Export, Carlton Draught etc. All are in the cheaper standard range bracket.
Back in 1986 I took a vacation tour of Australia. First stop was Cairns. As our tour bus was riding into town I saw a place with a big sign "XXXX". First thought it was an adult movie theater. ;-)
this is so true, im doing research for a study and I don't understand the marketing behind fosters when no one in this great land of Australia doesn't even have it on tap!
haha i loved this video mate, well done! fosters your spot on that one. VB , 4x gold , carlton draught , in my opinion the most popular beer in Australia. I prefer Coopers though, especially coopers sparkling ale. Thanks for the vid mate - Melbourne, Australia.
fosters is Murray river water with bubbles in it.will give you a dose of "squirty bum"if you actualy drink enough to get drunk.lol.Any other beer is better than fosters.
Those people were right about how nobody here drinks Fosters, but the only half decent Australian beer you tried was the Coopers. The others are all mass produced swill for the unwashed, unsophisticated masses.
For a real Australian beer, you have to try some of the microbrews. Try some James Squires, Matilda Bay, or Little Creatures. There are several varieties of each. Microbrews are where the REAL Australian beer is.
@AcerbicMaelin Same can be said for any country..US beer like coors, bud, etc is shit, but my state alone (and theres 49 more of them) has literally over 50 micro-brews, about 15 or so I can say are great...
Coopers Pale Ale is definitely one of the best Australian beers. XXXX gold stubbies rate highly but not the cans. VB- only Victorians drink that donkey piss. Fosters is an export beer- we keep our good beers here and export the shite.
I'm a Queenslander I drink XXXX and Powers (Haha Powers is the real Queensland Beer) but I think that Cascade, James Boags and Hahn would have to be the some of the best Aussie beers.
Here in the USA the Foster's comes from a brewery in Canada, and is actually not that bad. Not great, though. But it sounds like the stuff in Australia is elephant piss...
lol, yer they should export it to us.. people might actually drink it.. i have no idea who brews it here but it tastes like they have teams of buffalo piss in a tank of hops then water it down with a really bad soda water and then put flour in it or something thats how bad it is
extra dry is shit i have no idea why it is so popular, its got way too much gas in it. doesnt go down well at all. if ur buying a round of drinks and u get a teds and some other beers and u get them mixed up you just find the one with the most bubbles and thats will be the teds
No, Foster's is not the best beer in Australia, but it's better than VB. Of the plethora of reasons that all Australians hate Victorians the introduction of VB, or "Green Death" as many Queenslanders call it, is surely one of their gravest sins.
"Cost Cutter". Now that's a brand name that inspires confidence that you're getting quality beer.. :-) "Cost Cutter" is a supermarket chain in upstate New York State.
Fosters was the brand in the 70's and 80's but dies in the arse since they took the product overseas. If they kept advertising it im sure people would still be drinkin the stuff... XXXX, VB, Tooheys New... its all bog standard aussie beer. Now little creatures from WA thats a nice beer.
Finally!!! - Someone talking some sense! I saw a tent with "Fosters - Australia's most famous beer" That's more correct as it is definitley not "Australian for beer"
Dude You've only got one good Australian Beer their & that's Victorian Bitter.
Good Australian Beer's wold be Crown Larger, Carlton Draught, Victorian Bitter all great beers.
The Best Australian Beer & the best Beer in the world is Crown Larger.
AFFTL 2 months ago
Dudes... really now... SEDIMENTS... where the heck did you learn beer??
mihaipaduraru 2 months ago
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I hear in the states you only think we've got fosters in Australia. But no we got tonnes of beers. We got coopers, cascades, start going down on a dick sort of get it at the back of your throat, sort of feel the mushroom bopping in the back there, munch it down with your teeth there, you got toohys, you got bogs, yea we got tonnes of beers
montario100 5 months ago
@MistrzKubica Years and years ago we did sell Fosters here but it soon went out of business cause most of us Aussie hate the taste of that shit. So they peddle it to overseas markets and claim it's still an Aussie favourite. The truth is, we don't drink that shit anymore here.
csgrambauer2 6 months ago
Man as far as I know we don't sell that shit anymore here (Fosters). It was the 'face' of Australian beers though in movies like Crocodile Dundee but come on - that stuff is yucky. We don't really have a name for beer here unless you just say 'booze'. It also depends on which beer the person in question likes. You may find a person who prefers VB and they will say it's Australian for beer. Others will say XXXX is Australian for beer. I say who gives a fuck? VB, XXXX - I don't care I drink both.
csgrambauer2 6 months ago
Please Aussie macro beer drinkers hear me when i say, you do not have to accept the cabbage and soda water swill that the likes of VB, Tooheys, XXXX etc continue to push upon you!
I guess if you drink beer to " fit in with the crowd " these flavourless bland beers my do it for you. There are so many better choices, Coopers pale is my staple and a great beer, but boags, cascade, james squire, matilda bay, and little creatures are superior in everyway. Open your tastebuds!
Stoxx85 7 months ago
Fosters isn't Australian for beer. Crown Lager is. Let me tell you why. Because Fosters, over seas, is rebranded Crown Lager.
p0rkch0ps 7 months ago
you should have put the beers in unmarked cups switched em around then tried them. or had other australians try them. now that would have been a test. it would be funny as hell if you found some australians doggin it then ended up picking it without knowing.
lh97701 7 months ago
@lh97701 But it would be easy to taste which is which. I mean as soon as you take a swig of Fosters and you get a piss taste in your mouth you instantly recognise it as Fosters and vomit it back up.
csgrambauer2 6 months ago
VB
jacob3432 7 months ago
FOSTERS AULSTRAILIAN FOR BEER!!!!!!!!
david12550 8 months ago
DUDE! if it's skunky it's bad!
MrMZaccone 9 months ago
Fosters...the drink we piss in and send overseas ;)
ispycjc19 10 months ago
Until i came to aus i thought ozy drink only fosters...thats how they have convinced us in india...after i came here i found ozy wont touch even it is for free!!!!
rajamec1 10 months ago
Fosters - The most famous Australian beer, that no Australian drinks.
Tcrew1 1 year ago
All been said and done, I'd drink a Fosters any day over a VB or XXXX Gold, the later being extra vile. Boags, Carlton and Swan Draught are the better of the standard Aussie Lagers. Emu Bitter is actually a Bitter Lager unlike Victoria Bitter and if I choose to slum it then I'll drink Emu Export.
PjRjHj 1 year ago
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PjRjHj 1 year ago
Coopers is another story all together. Coopers unique thick bready Ales are the closest thing to an identifiable Australian Beer style out there (well to be proud of). More points again for it affordability. As for Standard Aussie Lagers, Boags Draught is clearly the best in quality. After that your into Premium (real, not Crown Lager) and Boutique Brewery territory where the real champs are like Little Creatures, Murrays, Grand Ridge, Colonial, Matilda Bay, James Squire, Redoak, Feral etc.
PjRjHj 1 year ago
Foster is just another mass produced standard range skunky tasting, cabbage smelling Australian Lager. It gets such a poor rap because it like it's sister brew "Crown Lager" (whom many suspect is actually exported as Fosters) are the only Australian beers advertised under such outlandishly bold claims. Fosters isn't really that different to the likes of VB, Toohey New, Swan Daught, West End Draught, XXXX Bitter, Emu Export, Carlton Draught etc. All are in the cheaper standard range bracket.
PjRjHj 1 year ago
BUDWEISER
n4baseball09 1 year ago
@n4baseball09 lol your kidding right?
ezelouie 1 year ago
I think fosters isn't so popular in australia because it tastes more like a european beer. maybe that's why it does not match the local taste.
ClassicVinyls 1 year ago
Back in 1986 I took a vacation tour of Australia. First stop was Cairns. As our tour bus was riding into town I saw a place with a big sign "XXXX". First thought it was an adult movie theater. ;-)
wa2ise 1 year ago
this is so true, im doing research for a study and I don't understand the marketing behind fosters when no one in this great land of Australia doesn't even have it on tap!
Killasmurf2244 1 year ago
Hahahaha... If you want to drink a nice Australian beer, try the Tasmanian ones :D They rock.
randomslash 1 year ago
@randomslash Boags premo is great, also Boags red
ezelouie 1 year ago
I actually don't mind fosters. I only tried it once but it's definitely better than most Australian beers.
Coopers is easily the best of those he tried but the best Australian beers are James Squire, Little Creatures and other micro-brews.
Pinage 1 year ago
Thank you for doing this. I had written off Australia as a horrible beer country.
But people probably think of Budweiser when they think of USA. It's better than Fosters, but Sam Adams is, to me, the quintessential American beer.
Shmior 1 year ago
Paleys are my drink of choice. fkn heaven on my lips.
Dylbatty17 1 year ago
Nope mate, it's Australian for Piss, check out my video page for a few skits we did on it. HA
ryry007 1 year ago
haha i loved this video mate, well done! fosters your spot on that one. VB , 4x gold , carlton draught , in my opinion the most popular beer in Australia. I prefer Coopers though, especially coopers sparkling ale. Thanks for the vid mate - Melbourne, Australia.
cormickson 1 year ago
fosters is Murray river water with bubbles in it.will give you a dose of "squirty bum"if you actualy drink enough to get drunk.lol.Any other beer is better than fosters.
hendotintco 1 year ago
Fosters is Australian for what last nights curry ends up as the next day.
If you really want a good Australian beer, can't go past Coopers....or my homebrew. :-)
mixmmick 2 years ago
What no Carlton Draught on the table??
Now thats a BEER!!
auntyjack75 2 years ago
Fosters is a horrible beer, its one of the worst we make...
the13th 2 years ago 2
FOSTERS IS SPEW !!!!!!
billabong6000 2 years ago
Haha what about Carlton!
Atombomb07 2 years ago
Those people were right about how nobody here drinks Fosters, but the only half decent Australian beer you tried was the Coopers. The others are all mass produced swill for the unwashed, unsophisticated masses.
For a real Australian beer, you have to try some of the microbrews. Try some James Squires, Matilda Bay, or Little Creatures. There are several varieties of each. Microbrews are where the REAL Australian beer is.
AcerbicMaelin 2 years ago 13
@AcerbicMaelin Same can be said for any country..US beer like coors, bud, etc is shit, but my state alone (and theres 49 more of them) has literally over 50 micro-brews, about 15 or so I can say are great...
martydrooo 1 year ago
Fosters was Australian for beer in the 70's, thats when aussies drank Fosters. It was hugely popular...
slingshot750ify 2 years ago 2
but to me, beer is spoken language for Piss
zwatcher 2 years ago
legally, Fosters IS australian for beer, they have it in writing in the copywrite office, ha ha ha
zwatcher 2 years ago
+ they own VB and MB
sdfg88 2 years ago
Aussies drink Strong beer ;)
twiggyh4x 2 years ago
Coopers tastes like ass crack
aus2045 2 years ago
Fosters is crap, we dont drink it! and VB stands for Vaginal Backwash!!
barticus04 2 years ago 6
top vid! stay away from funnel webs and fosters
winslon 2 years ago
i wonder why they call it xxxx gold
cheesyjrt 2 years ago
the joke regarding XXXX gold is that Queenslanders can't spell beer and thats why they have XXXX instead
irishgodfatherchris 2 years ago 2
you don't probably know what i was getting at
cheesyjrt 2 years ago
Coopers pale ale is the way to go.
spanktheword 2 years ago
Great video mate.
You should do some for cars and other things. Very funny.
okiedokies 2 years ago
real aussies drink coopers. faggot americans drink fosters
danbrittain 2 years ago
that's not very nice.
tompeatey 2 years ago
Hilarious shit hombre. Good Vid
jimbeezy13 2 years ago 2
Coopers Pale Ale is definitely one of the best Australian beers. XXXX gold stubbies rate highly but not the cans. VB- only Victorians drink that donkey piss. Fosters is an export beer- we keep our good beers here and export the shite.
19gee79 2 years ago 2
I'm a Queenslander I drink XXXX and Powers (Haha Powers is the real Queensland Beer) but I think that Cascade, James Boags and Hahn would have to be the some of the best Aussie beers.
galapagos68 2 years ago
Drink Resches you poofters.
xeniphide 2 years ago
Here in the USA the Foster's comes from a brewery in Canada, and is actually not that bad. Not great, though. But it sounds like the stuff in Australia is elephant piss...
wa2ise 2 years ago
In Australia your choice of beer is politically motivated.
Logicbeatslies 2 years ago
lol, yer they should export it to us.. people might actually drink it.. i have no idea who brews it here but it tastes like they have teams of buffalo piss in a tank of hops then water it down with a really bad soda water and then put flour in it or something thats how bad it is
2x4b96123 2 years ago
I would drink all of them. Anything else is unAustralian !!!!!!!!!!!!!
juanos74 3 years ago
mate, dont drink fosters. tastes like synthetic ginger.
billabong6000 2 years ago
Only the first couple of beers matter to me, then I'll drink anything except.......................Fosters. LOL
I like the VB stubbies though
AussieGirlNSW 2 years ago
hahaha i like where your heads at :P
tompeatey 2 years ago
i am australian and i drink fosters its the shit there is nothing wrong with fosters
all u other Aussie people need to MAN UP !
bundyhero69 3 years ago
Nah mate, Fosters is shit.
XXXX Bitter is the way to go if your looking for an Aussie beer.
Its good shit, and Its a Queensland classic!!!
ProudAUS5IE 3 years ago
vb is the fuckin shit mate
some0weird0guy 3 years ago
Where's the Toohey's or the Crownie..? VB and Melbourne bitter are only drunk in Victoria and XXXX only in Queensland.
vapersav 3 years ago
You can get it walking, you can get it talking. You can feel it coming on about 4...
A hard earned thirst needs a big cold beer...
and the best cold beer is VIC. Victoria Bitter.
ihaveairlockers 3 years ago
im drinking a coopers extra stout right now tastes like ice coffe without ice lol
bdbfighting 3 years ago
Fosters is crape, used for killing rats
best beer XXXX Gold good as gold !!!
Jacko and his mates, we want them back !!!!!
billabong6000 3 years ago
we dont drink fosters in Aus. we just export it.
trev79 3 years ago
All shit beers except Coopers
PHILPOP2 3 years ago
try the coopers vintage strong ale
uniqueStephen 3 years ago
extra dry is the way forward hands down
mitchbeatty88 3 years ago
extra dry is shit i have no idea why it is so popular, its got way too much gas in it. doesnt go down well at all. if ur buying a round of drinks and u get a teds and some other beers and u get them mixed up you just find the one with the most bubbles and thats will be the teds
ali45 3 years ago
Fosters is shit beer, why the fuck do you think we export it to England??????
thesteveus 3 years ago 17
No, Foster's is not the best beer in Australia, but it's better than VB. Of the plethora of reasons that all Australians hate Victorians the introduction of VB, or "Green Death" as many Queenslanders call it, is surely one of their gravest sins.
s4119292 3 years ago
what about boags?
tooheys
carlton draught
swan lager
there's so many more
burkes22 3 years ago
Yeah it gotta be either the paley or some teds
necrone666 3 years ago
COOOOOPPPEERRSS!!
keito1314 3 years ago
tooheys extra dry!
aussiewrecker 3 years ago
Extra is about as crap as Fosters. The James Squire beers are by far the best. And I say this an outsider, so I can be objective.
Benfleet1984 3 years ago
Extra dry is just as bad, james squire is by far the best, I say this as an oustsider so I can be objective
Benfleet1984 3 years ago
Coopers is beer for Australians
samthefaderman 3 years ago
coopers
katchup 3 years ago
tooheys mate, THATS AUSTRALIAN 4 BEER
Grogan1988 3 years ago
Bloody true right mate. ;)
scwolf81 3 years ago
wheres tooeheys?
wheres crown lager?
wheres carlton draught?
heres a tip, dont drink pure blonde.. ever!
pure blonde, its homosexual for beer
SirParko 3 years ago 2
Couldn't agree with you more mate. Pure blonde is horrible.
maxpowerallstar 3 years ago
COOPERS RED !!!
ColdHeartedBastards 3 years ago
"Cost Cutter". Now that's a brand name that inspires confidence that you're getting quality beer.. :-) "Cost Cutter" is a supermarket chain in upstate New York State.
wa2ise 3 years ago
give me coolies and metho fuck fosters
baduboi 3 years ago
A hard earned thirst needs a big cold beer, and the best cold beer is VIC
Victoria Bitter
ihaveairlockers 3 years ago
glad he took two sips of the pale ale..
:D
cratelinjade 3 years ago
It's coopers... I had to.
fluffysgonnadie 3 years ago
WHERES TOOHEYS?
AUSfreestyle 3 years ago
xxxx bitter i reckon!
rkroemer 3 years ago
nah you gotta go the hahn superdry!
surferjm 3 years ago
Foster's is probably still better than the Amerrican beer "Iron City" (reputed to be the worst beer known to man). :-)
wa2ise 3 years ago
Tao Beer from Stavanger Norway is the worlds worst beer..
VB is damn good
I like most of CUB's beer's
ihaveairlockers 3 years ago
You want shitty beer? Try "Red, White, and Blue" like Fosters, it tries to play off of patriotism. It's known as "Red, White, and Barf."
Other absolutely foul beers include Weidemann's, Black Label, Cost Cutter, and Buckhorn. That's some disgusting shit right there.
Red, White, and Blue comes for $2.69 per CASE. To be honest, you're probably paying for the aluminum in the cans.
omegaham 3 years ago
Haha nice work dude!
Fosters was the brand in the 70's and 80's but dies in the arse since they took the product overseas. If they kept advertising it im sure people would still be drinkin the stuff... XXXX, VB, Tooheys New... its all bog standard aussie beer. Now little creatures from WA thats a nice beer.
winksie75 3 years ago
true... and i've just tried hahn super dry... fuck its good mate!
AusJD 3 years ago
It's a little like saying; Schlitz, American for beer."
BTW, why was he tasting XXXX Gold and not XXXX Bitter? Foolish man!
CalTexAggie 3 years ago
Fosters isn't Australian for beer. Fosters is Australian for "we keep the good grog for ourselves and send the dodgy swill overseas"
wigglemum1 3 years ago
coopers all the bloody way.
keito1314 3 years ago 3
good on ya mate.
fluffysgonnadie 3 years ago
coopers is the best! i miss it! im here in europe and i have never seen so much fosters shit in all my life!
aussiejosh81 3 years ago
FINALY someone who knows that fosters as a whole is not the most popular beer in aus!!!
shmylo 3 years ago
coopers for me
katchup 3 years ago
you left out Toohey's Extra Dry mate... that is Australian for beer
AusJD 3 years ago
get some ale into ya! those irish can drink but so can we!
smokerdalejash 3 years ago
"Fosters is not Australian for beer"
Shit, they're onto us!
urhh 4 years ago 2
lol so true mate
ewkerr 3 years ago
coopers only beer still owned by australians
shred2020 4 years ago 3
even better, it's south australian! though, tooheys and carlton are ok... west end, so so... but ANYTHING is better than fosters.
okamanokama 3 years ago
Expert Journalisim here. Fosters is a cruel joke Australia plays on the world. Any of the other four is a far better choice.
Scoricco 4 years ago
Finally!!! - Someone talking some sense! I saw a tent with "Fosters - Australia's most famous beer" That's more correct as it is definitley not "Australian for beer"
cforrest999 4 years ago
tony! seeing you drink that coopers brought back a lot of warm memories. wish we could rewind this life and pub crawl thru melbourne again
bokmin 4 years ago