Enterprise Rent a Car

[mikehle90066]

I work for HLE and have dealt with far worse. I had a customer walk in and ask me if i had any 12 passenger ECONOMY cars for rent.....

[belmarlouis]

hahahahahahaha! This shit is GOLD! I've seen that happening once but in Budget... I guess they work the same way. My favorite part is: "You are embarrassed to be seen in anything but a Charger? You rode here on the bus and have less than $243 to your name"

[dmbloch1]

A day in the life.

[RayRayBx]

I wouldn't even let the aveo go for 9.99 that doesn't even cover my depreciation

After a while you shall see it's ok to say no

I like the way you laced into this broad

[CMaddux68]

hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahah­a. Not a erac guy but u guess we all see the same idiots!

[ps3hacker101]

FUCK I LAUGHED SOOO HARD

[MatthewLEdwards]

I was a rental agent for 4 years and this is a good rejection. I have had a lot worse. I have been hit in the face, told I was going to die in fifteen minutes, cars stollen, and all other kinds of bullshit from idiot customers that don't know how to read the qualifications on renting a car.

[jaemac123]

This has 4105 (S. Florida) written allllll over it. "AYE DO U HAVE A CHARGER? A CHARGER? I WANT A CHARGER?.....HOW BOUT A CAMERO?!?!" lmao

[dmbloch1]

@jaemac123 same at 6283! wtf, are they all the same?

[SUrunnerChick]

Hahaha oh I so wish I could say that to the customer sometimes! This was great!

[MaryAlice26]

Hahaha!!!! My sister goes thru this every day!! Lolol

[YoungWhiteTv]

Sounds like the typical GPBR 3970 (the trap) customer hahaha

I'm a former employee of that bullshit company...

[Clearteeth101]

EWwwwwww

[xMikkyGlamGurlx]

story of my sisters life!!

[EdzieProv]

LMAO, OMG, this is hysterical. I used to work for Thrifty in Warwick, RI. Sounds like some of our customers.

[UltimateAviator]

I caught a good deal with Enterprise at the OKC airport for a Tahoe only $190 for three days!

[karlwklein]

Welcome to Thursday through Saturday in detroit.

[AngelFireStampede]

@karlwklein I can only imagine, lol

[SSPspaz]

My area manager referred us to this during sales training. Freaking hilarious...and true.

[JoeRocket84]

A regular Friday at the branch! That was fantastic!

[nsaenz805]

I have seen customers in there acting like that!

[carynakacare]

Shit. Someone call staffing I can't make it to work tomorrow I just died laughing.

[jwalk3485]

right to the T

[RMcDaniel1985]

great company. i have a great area. laugh at work everyday. this made my day!

[o0d7x]

I'm a former employee - I couldn't stop laughing from 4:00 on

[fullmetaljon]

lol funny thing is people actually try this

[BSCuddie]

This so happens on a daily basis!

[JACPresentations]

wow, i rent from enterprise every time i need a car, and they're always cool with me, i'm surprised any customer would actually act like that, but i guess there are idiot customers for every company lol

[o0d7x]

hahahaha this is so well done

[robotechboy1980]

I've had this conversation so many times with a customer! 1st it's not a credit card 2nd you're electric bill says you're $800 behind (that's not an exaggeration) and 3rd I wouldnt rent anything above an intermediate to you because your risk level is thru the roof. If I did let you rent, I'd be banging on your crack house door a week from now trying to repo the trashed aveo you're letting your boyfriend's drug selling uncle drive.

[ROBBIEBOSSMAN]

This is so true, most customers aren't this bad but this is clearly an exaggeration and no one would actually say this to a customer cause of having customer service drilled into their heads, but it is what you feel like saying!!!!

[interstatewarrior]

I work for ERAC in the snowbelt- this sounds like every rental deal in the city limits. I also love the people who come to the car sales department and want to buy a charger for $200 a month, bad credit and $0 down.

[gnasardna]

hahahahaha this is SOO true!!!

[dinkus9ska]

lol, all these people crying about their experience at enterprise. I'm glad my group is actually decent to their people. Oh, also, I'd suggest you get the fuck out of daily rental asap if you're new. This shit gets old, but you can get out of it if you're not a moron.

[thehuckabee]

enterprise is a fucking joke of a company - they have won countless law suits because they hire a team of full time lawyers - they don't give their employees OSHA required breaks - they typically make them work through breaks even though they force them to punch out for an hour - if you don't punch out they say you have too much over time and they won't send you a check.

they make you dress in suits and heels to clean cars off in the dead of winter. the list goes on and on and on.

[TheTataxx]

Dealt with someone like this today

[siggnor2006]

Funny and true. Customers are retarded. And yea this job blows.

[jpt8362]

I work for Enterprise. BEST company I ever worked for! They treat me like I'm made of gold.

Of course, I don't work rental, the sweet position is in remarketing.

...and by the way, I'm black (and happy)

[MrVers66]

Im So glad i don't work for these assholes anymore... they treat their employees like shit or even worst. Don't rent from enterprise... they're a bunch of racist dick, If you ain't white, you ain't right to work for them. sorry i have nothing against white or black ppl but this is how the company runs. the only thing i miss is recovering cars that were either stolen or used for crime, that would get me out the office for a few hours....

[lexielovesEdward]

lol my aunty works or this company lol funny sh*t

[sblack91]

Wow I used to work for this shit company, lol!! i look back every day on it and laugh. The funniest part of it all, they make you have a bachelors degree from a university to put up with bullshit like this all day. LOL typical stupid ass fucking customer like this made me hate people even until this day LOL fuck enterprise.

[pervmanyesican]

Enterprise sucks! i think they are as shifty as the customers, they deserve eachother. I work there and the douchebaggary is incrediable. My jerk off Area Manager, who thinks he is Warren Buffet, asked me if i was drinking on my shift when I gave no indicators of intoxacation. Place sucks

[cowbell4kid]

The saddest thing is that there are more people who are probably crazier and more ignorant than that lady and have a drivers license.

[calpolystef]

lol we played this today at work and i must have had the first half of this conversation at least 3 times today! my favorite are the people who book for an ECAR and expect a free upgrade to PFAR because its snowing 100 miles away

[glamour450]

Oh my gosh, every friday of my life

[breezer1209]

@glamour450 That is why you should throw for an Airport location. Your life will be much easier.

[ronnironii2408]

@breezer1209 i work at the airport and still see this everyday!

[lubemonkye27]

This was my experience at U-Haul as well. Rental vehicle customers are complete idiots.

[thnzxc]

sounds like my my whole day at enterprise, it never gets old, lol

[eclipzeman]

This is 100% the exact representation of what happens at the counter.........lol......so many retards out there

[niaaniaab]

How you like "Why their res is not at this location, I could have swore I made one and yall lost it". Now, how do I even know who you are until you walked up to this counter. Is that what you would like to say to them without being reprimaded?

[superman7842]

Now that's funny! I've heard all this many times too and I don't even work on the inside.

[jjcb613]

This might have been the funniest thing I've ever heard. Each and every friday this happens.

[missbrownepooh]

This is exactly what a day at erac is like!!! I can't explain the joy I feel knowing that I don't EVER have to do another trunk to trunk, explain why someone is about to be a conversion, or deal with some retard who doesn't understand the meaning of weekend special only............that job is for someone who is already looking for a reason to become suicidal!!!

[msobsession21]

I know exactly how this feels.... Avis rent a car.... Lol... The ending is what every RSA (rental sales aget) wants to say to some dumbasses that try to rent...

[spartanlh]

So True. Happens all the time.

[Myschevus]

Group 23, represent.

We played this in our corporate office during a training session. It is now the ending piece of every session.

Well played, whoever made this.

[19MrSmith11]

We literally have to park those damn cars in the back to keep people who have zero intentions of renting from blowing up the phones all day long.... Group 51 in the house

[flightf1]

Thank you for posting how miserable our "know it all" customers can be. Ugh, as soon as I think there can't be a more clueless person in the world, another one walks in the door. -NY

[reddevilman94]

so cal 32aw!!! But mos def glad not 2 b there anymore!!!

I had this situation 2 or 3 times per day - no joke

I'm gonna write a letter... liar!!! u can't write!!!

[cpkook02]

@reddevilman94 How in the world did you graduate college if you cannot write a coherent sentence or even spell correctly? You must have been a car prep.

[reddevilman94]

@cpkook02 asshole lol... dude it's youtube, relax. it's not a college exam.

quit being such an asshole john... I'm just sayin' - oh n there's another grammatical error... grammar cop!! you must be a "treat" to your family and friends. wah wahhhh

[cpkook02]

@reddevilman94 I know that Oxnard is the home of the declined debit card and "qual" form. I just want you to distinguish yourself from those customers who would probably write a paper using the exact same grammar for the University of Phoenix. You are better person than they are. I did not mean to flame you that hard.

[TearingRaven]

So true for us as well!!!!

[VisiblyFrustrated]

I worked in group 16 in the early '90s. While customers like this were a rarity I still cringe. All I can say is that ERAC was a great place "to have been."

[kshearer061904]

This is a perfect story of what I go through every day!!!!

[Mega32Bosslady]

OMG, this is sooo true!

[jcoul342]

513q lol this is 40 times a day for us

[mikec6808]

Haha, had a customer yesterday who needed a ride to a pawn shop because he didn't have enough for a deposit on his debit card, red flag

[QuinneH]

i worked in group 51 for like 4 years, this video cracked me up.

[fattperry]

554f has abunch of people wanting the charger as well i dont even know why lol

[alyssaanne06]

:D this makes me smile.

[istamoose]

I freaking love this!!!

[bmcecil]

truer words have never been spoken

[simba10131966]

Who worked in group 42???

[dxjim24]

Lemme get dat chaaarger! The single most used phrase in Group 55.

[jcb3054]

OUTSTANDING. I hope this gets billions of views. If anyone ever asks me how my experience with Aintnoprize was, I'll promptly direct them here.

18 months of that nightmare in Group 42. It's been over a year since I left, but the frustrations of working with the mindless morons of the public will always remain.

[cwible82]

SOOO Amazing!! It's sad how true this is and how EVERYONE with ERAC has experienced it.

[frdtrkmn]

THIS IS SOOOOOOOO TRUE!!! I cried this was so funny!!

[frdtrkmn]

THIS IS SOOOOOOOO TRUE!!!

[room4onegal]

You sir are an ERAC hero!

[pericoisbored]

what it dosent show is the brown bear coming back six more times with infinitely more complicated and less legitimate ways of trying to qualify to rent a car and then banging on the back door twenty minuets after closing and/or screaming at the tan bear until they have to be escorted off of the property by the bear police. SO GLAD I QUIT.

[Cmrmas1221]

Group 38 in the ghetto ! I live to this dream everyday . If you want a charger then go buy one !!

[BAS72502]

Group 58!! This is priceless!! play this for your customers... lol

[palmer307]

everyday !!!

[ronnironii2408]

def had this convo 3x today lol

[3131puma]

this is everyday in group 15 lol

[snowhookisgod]

OMG! My best friend works for enterprise; evertime I ask hime about his day, he replies almost to a T of what was covered in this vid....way is the other bear brown....

[jat028]

immediately after watching this video, i had a customer walk up and ask me for a charger. words cannot describe how hard it was not to laugh in their face

[Dezpimp]

We quote this video in our office all the time now! It spread like wild fire through our region.

[planchik]

YESSSSSSS!!!! so many dumb fuckin idiots i had to deal with.. fuuuuuuuuuuuck!

[CorporateSamurai1]

The pain. Oh God the pain.

[cwatkins84]

Had this convo twice today! Effin love it

[bannistergsg]

wow, love it.

[adgemk]

This is my life in a nutshell. The universal truth of ERAC...

[FenderFM212]

HA! My whole branch was watching this on my manager's phone and it was funny as shit. "Ya'll got them Chargers?"

[therook911]

Weekend Special 9.99, Full DUB 31.00, Screwing cust on gas $59.00/gallon Telling off a dumb f'n customer that doesn't know the diff between a debit and credit card and not getting fired... Priceless.. OK even if you still do get fired from it.. Still Priceless... 7 years of that crap.. Still gives me nightmares.. 12 rez no cars and fixing that goddamn f'n printer.. 

[kcswww]

and the demand for Chargers in the ghetto is so rediculous.

[kcswww]

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

this is so hilarious because it's so true. I worked at ERAC for 4.5 years and this was a conversation had everyday with more than a handful of people at the branch in KCMO.

Working at ERAC is pure hell.

[iburnglass]

The first half of the video was pure agony... The second half i was pumping my fists with triumphant vigor. Absolute masterpiece!

[dellnino]

AMAZING LOL hilarious! 

[snwrider007]

OMG....this video is CLASSIC!!! Every new MT should be shown this video during training in preparation for what stupidity they are about to face, day after day. Thank you chri1528 for posting this and for saying all the things I wanted to say to these customers over the years.

[fruitloopsr4life]

hahahahaha!!!!! sooo funny! i almost peed my pants in the last minute and a half of the video!

[oregonduo]

This is so flipping hilarious! And so true! That situation happened over and over and over during my 4 years there. Only I never was able to tell anyone off! Whoever made this...thank you!

[hemirango]

Best line I've said it over and over in my head... Then walk your broke ass down to hertz

[lllbambina]

hilarious!

[dolcepaws]

Yep, that pretty much sums up the dumb asses who tried renting while I worked there. It was deja vu all over again. So glad I'm OUT!!!

[newbaby0406]

So funny! this is so accurate its scary. i just wish i could have told a few dumbass customers off while i was there! ha ha!

[acdz84]

This is so true! My gosh I'm glad I don't work for that company anymore!!

[BAS72502]

Try 13 years of dealing with this!!

[jett32786]

I wish customers could see this so they could see how stupid they sound

[Dezpimp]

This is genius, this is my life everyday! hahana so glad I found this.

[JJBarcelo]

Soooo true

[FBRPonline]

Genius. Best thing I've ever seen

[Jeepr0ck]

HOORAH!